>>678442999
Check her your trips
Works everytime

>>678443193
Show* my bad

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>>678443228
She seems confused

>>678442999
*salutes hitler* nein nein nein
Tell her to come sit on dis dick you cumdumpster

>>678442999
>that screen cap.
>"I can bench 100"
You're the retard.

>>678443433
Op here I said it to stall time

>>678443433
Win. Post that op u tard

>>678443433
Its 'your the retard' idiot

>>678443640
You're fucking newfag

>>678443640
Please be trolling

>>678442999
Trust me she wants you. Get cocky, talk about your dick.

>>678443640
Your your should be you're. Follow that one you trash. Drink bleach

>>678443433
/thread

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>>678443766
she doesn't care though

>>678442999
>retarted
>retarted
Apparently she isn't the only one.

You two will get along fine.

>>678443640
no it's not, your so fkn dumb

ITT. Guess ops iq
60

Ask her to show you where she pisses from.

>>678443892
No, she doesnt want you to see how much she wants it. Break down her will, talk about pleasurable sex would be with you. Stay romantic though, tell her you want her to be your first

>>678444184
*tips fedora
Classy gentleman

>>678442999
Tell her to shut the fuck up and start sucking your disco stick

>>678444184
"Me newfag, me stick willy in you. It be good. I bench 100 faggrams"

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>>678444184

>>678444409
Tell her you only do anal

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>>678444409

Tell her that you're autistic trust it will work

>>678444120
>>678444409
The little spunk bubble did my post, what a legend.

>>678444409
Good, now make her curious about your body. Mystery is a turn on.
Id ask her to guess how long she thinks my pubes are, as that is also masculine.

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>>678444607

>>678444600
Top kek, i love you OP.

Look, I'm an advocate for realizing the true beauty of the female form. I think its wrong that we hide it from society. Like why are men allowed to walk around with no shirt? There's fat guys with double Ds running around with their tits flopping about, yet you have to hide them in shame? Don't be shameful... show me them titties.

>>678443726
>>678443821
>>678443964
>>678443734
Your all wrong

>>678444492
This

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>>678444828
waiting on reply

Tell her how you was abused by Jimmy Savil and he widened your ass hole so much shit trickles out when you get deserate.

>>678443539
>>678442999

I-isnt 100pounds like 50kg? asin like 1 plate?

Tell her youd lick her asshole before sticking it in.
We got you fam

OP here waiting on reply........

>>678445020
Yes. OP is sometimes a weak faggot.

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>>678444736
The madman did it

>>678444968
Nobody told you to post that....

>>678442999
Tell her this. "I've always dreamed of swimming in the ocean and fucking a whale but that dream will never come true. How about we buy a swimming pool and do the next best thing"

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>>678445010

>>678445213
Theres no way this is an honest attempt anyways.

Not op here, seen her tits before. Nothing special.

>>678443726
>>678443734
>>678443821
b8ed

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>>678445284

>>678445098
This. POST THIS NOW! You don't need a reply for this, she'll get so wet she'll slip off the seat she's sat in.

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>>678445520
>lick her asshole before sticking it in

>>678445213

>>678444828
Fucking tard

>>678445520
Kids got guts>>678445636

I wanna fuck u in your nigger hole

She keeps talking with you she wants the D. Ask her if she's horny.

i want to dum dum in your hum bum

ITT things to say so that you don't get laid.

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>>678445776
Shes stupid

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>>678445846

No condom life in the poop shoot

>>678445886
Well you're still reading this, guess you like me.

>>678442999
Listen, I'm sorry. I'm just trying to make you laugh but my humour is handicapped. I'll try to stop my jokes, and be authentic. I wrote a song on my Acoustic about your impact on my life. Care to hear the lyrics? I think it can make it into so fresh 2016 XD XD lawl. No I'm kidding, but do you wish to hear my poetry for you?

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>>678445875
>i want to dum dum in your hum bum

>>678445886
Time to send a flaccid dick pic, and DEMAND she changes its current state

This is legendary calm down lads lets string this slut abit we don't want her getting off OP's hook.

>>678446042
Gr8

Sorry my cousin was on my phone omg I'm so sorry

>>678446042
Do this

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>>678446022

Your anus and my cock should have a date when u wanna meet up bbg

Legendary thread (?)

someone post their flacid dick for op to send to her

>>678446024
topkek OP is a legend

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Wow, she really is retarded isn't she...

I wonder who noticed the name slip that happened

>>678446304
fag*

I'll make u scream in 10 different languages if we fuck

>>678446333
already looking fam

>>678446344
My dubs.
I say do >>678446042

>>678446333
Everyone, dear..

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>>678442999
"This is my nudes.... like em?"

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send her this

OP!!!! Post some gay poem then tell her "Do you like?" and if she takes more than a min to respond repeat it indefinetly.

Jesus himself couldn't describe the beauty hiding inside you. It squirms it aches, please shit on me.

>>678446447
this one wins

>>678446333
Trips checked
Some other anon said hes seen ms garcias tits before

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>>678446512

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This is my flaccid dick, send it to her

>>678446543
Yeah that was me fam. I have pics too lol but i aint droppin em

>>678446656
Shes offline boys

Shes a bot r-right?

>>678446167
My goodness.

god i want to suck a fart out of your b-hole. i wanna fuckin use ure hot anus as a breathing apparatus until i fucking die

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OP here, here you go boy's have fun

Well done OP. Today you wasn't a faggot. I'll start a slow clap for you.

>>678446853
no shit

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>>678446900

>>678446678
Thanks for your dedication anon

>>678446974
Are we still live? Tell her you'd munch her ass hole or whatever that post above me said.

>>678443353
dumbass... you cut out part of the last nine. No wonder she's confused

>>678446853
Sucks that there are more than a million fucking
Christina Garcias on Facebook.

stop being a little cunt and send me pics of ur ass facing upwards shitting like a volcano all over that hot arby's roast beef sandwich pussy of yours with period blood as the special sauce

If trips op, (me) will post her link of her fb

>>678443892
You fucked it up already you fucking autist. Might as well an hero

Breads dead, try for trips but don't really care. Top kek though OP.

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>>678447688
SHES ALIVE.. again

>>678447443
Nice dubs bunny

Play nice this time.
Ask her politly if she'd like a dick pic.

>>678445020
No it's 100 fucking pounds eurofag

where are you guys from OP?

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>>678447889
Well...

If someone rolls a lost ending with 321 i will dump titty pics

>>678447962
America

>>678448041
Post*

Can I see your Yawning Walrus?

>>678448041
OK

dont say eww u know you want to use my frozen taco bell shits as a condom. ill let u in on a secret, my ass is so loose from all of the ass play im into that my shit comes out super girthy.. i want my shit in ur pussy so bad. i want ur pussy to get infected from my shit then i wanna eat the infected pussy all day. then i want to buy a kitty pool and eat thai food and laxatives wit u and just fingerpaint if y'know wat i mean ;}

>>678448041
Do it

>>678445213
dumbdouche

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>>678448175
>Can I see your Yawning Walrus?
Well, she read it but thats about it.

>>678448041
Roll

>>678446853
There are like million Christina Garcia's on fb
At least where she is from

>>678448288
Fucking give it a rest dick muncher, i've seen it now.

>>678448263
not condom but dildo*

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>>678448304

I'll give you $25 rn to fuck you and all your blubber

>>678448431
Kek

>>678448401
Tell****

>>678448431
she's one upped you my nigger. send her a dick pic regardless if she wants it and confess your life, tell her its your dick and ask if she likes it

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>>678448497
shes autistic

>>678448431
Reply "thats not a walrus you dumb cunt. Now you owe me titty pics to make up for being a dumbshit"

>>678442999
>retarted
Those are some retarted trips, mang. Her genius may rival your own.

>>678448431
Hahaha she's getting smart with you. high gear.
I'd fucking mott your snatch till you hit your next period.

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>>678448594

>>678448744
Ask her why she won't delivar, then deceive her.

>>678446124
shut up newfag

Someone continue this before this thread dies

Uwotm8

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>>678448953

If you don't give me nudes right now I will shoot up a school

>>678446333
tried looking her up. couldn't find her. gave up. killed self

Send nudes or I'll start another holocaust

Sorry needed a pee. ask her a real question. What gets you hot? or What turns you on?

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>>678449220
She thinks its a joke

>>678446481
bro what's wrong with your cock

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>>678449283
WERE GETTING SOMEWHERE

>>678446696
wtf nigga this is the hive mind. I have a right to those fucking nudes you queermo

>>678446853
just give us a link you fuck

>>678449414
Good lad. What stuff?

I think your nudes will change me because an hero in calling me

I bet you like niggers ;) you're not alone

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Give her this

>>678449617
GTFO

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>>678449535
any ideas?

>>678449724
just send her a dick pic

maybe i could help you ;)

>>678449724
Ask her if niggers get her hard

>>678449724
she is totally not into you..lol.. ur so deep in the friendzone man

Tell her : "should I find it n'y my self? ;)"

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>>678449426
Fair enough fam. Take a look this ones all you will get. I saw em like a year ago

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>>678449754
uh oh

>>678449724

rekt 101

>>678449617
you fucking faggoat

>>678449724
I don't need to know but I'd like to know. I'm genuinly intrested what gets you wet?

>>678449724
No >>678449724
Nope I don't, but I'm sure it will spark up an interesting conversation :)

>>678449827
i seriously doubt he's anywhere near the friendzone

>>678449906
>she has autism
>sends a dick pic

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>>678449923

>>678449906
Lol ok, it's not even mine. Found it on my dad's phone.

>>678450009
Send her the pic of her tits
>>678449891

What makes you moist sexy besides me ;)

>>678449891
tru MvP right here

>>678450009
tell me what gets you wet as I have a serious urge to tongue punch your fart box

>>678446024
Alright that made me laugh

>>678450009
Are you a dom or a sub?

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>>678450102

Do you have a fetish? Mine is haveing a pokey finger bum wanks in the bath. (you can fit more fingers up in a warm bath)

>>678450100
^^^ FUCKING THIS

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>>678450018

>>678450116
This

>>678450222
trips send those tits

>>678450222
Plz I got the pic and I got double dubs

>>678450280
FUCK AND NOW I GOT TRIPS FUCKKKKK

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>>678450213
>Do you have a fetish? Mine is haveing a pokey finger bum wanks in the bath. (you can fit more fingers up in a warm bath)
OP HERE its hard to keep up guys

Okay enough with this bs I want you, you want me not like Barney but sexually so dinner tomorrow and we're fucking eachothers brain out I'll make u squirt like a sprinkler

>>678450222
Trip decide. Do this shit.

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nice artistic work of fiction op ^-^ thank you for bringing us them good lolsies ^-^

>>678450295
It's the next logical step unless OP is a pussy

Legendary OP.

>>678450345
Almost dubs again

>>678445020
45,3592kg *

can i garggle on your moms cunt then?

>>678442999
>shes kinda retarted
Sounds like you both are. Especially you for thinking we'd believe this lame bullshit attempt at making a fake convo. Goddamn, fuck, please go find the nearest running vehicle and give head to the tailpipe for an hour or so. Wait, I've got a better idea. Go find the nearest running vehicle and shove the tailpipe up your ass until the exhaust fumes are coming out your nose. I would pay money to see you die this way. PLEASE GO DO IT!!!!

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>>678450391

>>678450116
please OP

>>678450471
kek

ask her to prove it

i put a pencil in my cock hole

>>678450366
This

Proof or they're your titties

>>678442999
underaged & so desperate to chat to the opposite sex he has to choose a mong.

>>678450350
You're doing good sport. You've posted every single one of mine.

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>>678450501
waiting on reply

>>678450471
Fucking liar, I can see those blue veins in your cleavage every day

>>678450546
Say this: "I want your dad to urinate on me. Can you ask him for me?"

>>678445194
having to samefag his own thread to attempt to save face...

>>678450116
top kek

When i am shitting and talking to u i get a veryb weird feeling

>>678450546
This is gold

>>678450471
Fucking liar, I can see those blue veins in your cleavage every day

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>>678450546
shes being a bitch /b/

The things I would do to them titties if they were yours

no thanks. im already trying to lose weight

>>678450647
Why the fuck did you send her a screenshot?

>>678450647
Why not ? Do you have something to hide ?

>>678450647
"if you don't, I'm sending this picture to your parents"

You are so beautiful you bitch. I just want to grab the rim of your asshole and open it so wide I can stick my face in it. I want to eat cereal with your piss as the milk. I want to kill people and fuck the corpse. I want to smoke meth by putting a meth rock in the hole of the head of my dick and sucking my dick while lighting my balls on fire.

Just lemme see you nude so I can bust a good nut and put me to sleep

>>678450717
too far

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>>678450647
Top kek they are hers.

>>678450647
why are you still talking to this retarded bitch?
> lol
>omg no
> kek wow
> eh

>>678450428
right? I'm on a fucking roll

>>678450717
Did this one, waiting on her to reply

>>678450647
Those sure look like beaner nipples to me

>>678450647
Nevermind, as you can see I'm not the best sexter, but what's more important, the length of my words or the length of my cock?

>>678450647
Get mad and super pushy. Women love when men act on their primitive instincts.

>>678450820
Roll

>>678450802
Smooth

>>678450751
Go away, faggot.

Do you have a younger sister? Like real young? If so, can i meet her?

>>678450820
OP here, I'd love too but shes taking fucking 10 years to reply

>>678450854
Meat*

I'm Jared from subway.

>>678450854
You got me op pls do this

>>678450878
Prolly getting her tits out

>>678450839
Rather veiny actually, wanna see?

>>678450847
just gonna make her black her account or block him lets be real

Look, I'll be honest. I'm kind of horny now and was trying to get something out of you because you seem kind of cute and I'd absolutely love to get to know you better.

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she went offline boys.. again...

I've already finished jerking off to your facebook picture, talk to you again later

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>>678450717

"wanna fite"
"ill rekt u"
"i can bench 100 pounds"
things to never say to girls

>>678450924
No u

>>678450751
Welcome to 4chan nigger. Now go away and never return

>>678451012
kys
see >>678450924

>>678450942
Check her profile to see if she blocked you

>>678450925
THIS

>>678451058
Fat

>>678451111
check'd

>>678451058
Your retarded.

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>>678451088
noooooooooope

>>678450945
STFU dickhead

>>678450991
Possibly all the things said before are also not really preferable however we having some fun.

>>678451111
WINRAR.RAR

>>678451156
g1

Wlcome to 4chan the place where Op is always a faggot and the girl in this thread is obiously fake

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>>678451111
>Look, I'll be honest. I'm kind of horny now and was trying to get something out of you because you seem kind of cute and I'd absolutely love to get to know you better.

Did it because of Quads

Fake