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Fucken bored here in Hastings

Shit I just made one. That always happens.

why so early

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hawkes bay nudes!

Why are IDs even gone?

>>678440566
It's not early.

>>678440566
>early
Lol

>>678440708
>>678440827
>8:20
>It's not early.

>>678440920
There's usually a thread up by now, sometimes there's as many as 50 posts by this time.

>>678440606
moar?

>>678440606
lol katie parsons?

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Chilling anyone smoking?

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>>678441133
>>678441169
yeah, have any hawkes bay nudes?

how much is an ounce normally?

reporting in from nowhere in particular because it's not like anyone cares anyways. i'm new zealand, take it or leave it


evening folks, how goes it?

>>678441246
About 28 grams.

>>678440207
i want LSD where do i get

>>678441246
depends on your dealer, but anywhere from 250 if you're very lucky or buy very shit weed to 400 if you're not so lucky/buy hella good weed

the last oz i bought was 300

>>678441287
niw zeelind should be swallowed by a huge earthkquake, then take it from there

>>678441287
Good I'm drinking whiskey, chasing it with cider. Just got done watching an adaptation of the Samuel Beckett play Endgame on youtube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok7Vc3jczNg&nohtml5=False

It's really good, has the great line "You're on earth, there's no cure for that!"

>>678441189
I wish man!

Anyone got green in Nelson? Might cruise to town to find some haha

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Evening Y'all

Is this spot taken.

>>678441706
sounds like a pretty chill evening bro

>>678441887
nah bro, help yourself

Dunners reporting, bruh

>>678441756
Was so hard to find, drier than a nuns cunt.

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>>678441945

>>678442069
if it's dry then you don't know the right people

>>678442166
Don't want your bunko tinnies bro

>>678442069
where you located

>>678441910
Yeah pretty chill bro.

>>678442356
Auckland area

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>>678440207
>Christchurch

How are we on this fine night fam?

>>678442325
i sell the bunko tinnies bro

>>678441887
>>678442088
Was Ace Ventura gifs the only gimmick not taken?

>>678442589
Nothing wrong with them, desperate cunts are gonna buy them. I toke to keep myself sane so I buy bulk so I don't run out.

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Anyone doing anything in Hastings? hook ups and smokes? Netflix and Chill?

>>678443010
how old are you

>>678443062
28

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>>678442626

no idea.

>>678443104
wanna fuck

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>>678443361
a/s/l?

>>678442030
go fuck your whore mother, kiddo

chch here
any shemales up for fhun?

>>678443316
y are those americans on a panther?

>>678443668
Ok.. brb

>>678442547
chch is, by far, the worst hellhole in the whole southern hemisphere. A real shithole full of nothing. trust me, I live there. sadly.

>>678443668
I know an ugly slut that I'll let you fuck for $20

>>678443797
it looks like it's been captured

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anyone want to trade nudes

>>678443956
Wow, shes hot, whos that?

>>678443956
Damm, I'd like to fuck her up against the shower wall.

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Heil! Deutschfag here!
What time is it in NZ now?

>>678444281
21:08 mate

>>678440207
you're all dropkicks

>>678440207
see you kept the union jack on your flag, that's the spirit lads!

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>>678444323
Thanks! 11:10 now here in Middle Europe.
What are these amerifats doing on my tank?

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>>678443797
wouldn't u take a good tank if you could?

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Dunedin reppin', having a cold one with some live music

Barely nine and there are fuckwit girls too drunk to stand up

>>678443867
Christchurch isnt that bad fam...

But then again i moved back here after 7 years of being free..

realizing shithole..

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>>678444540

>>678444779
> stug a tank

UoA fag reporting. Everyone ready for test week?

>>678440207
Auckland (Franklin) reporting in

hamilton reporting in

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>>678445052
it was a reply to the guy. not regards the picture i used.

>>678445260
sup tronfag

>>678444809
fuck you and your family, asshole
>>678444837
chch is death, you should know that, son

>>678444809
Drove through the Octy at 10 last night and there was a girl basically passed out on a chair
Some woman, smh

>>678445278
fun fact the British deemed 3.38 shermans were needed to take on one tiger, but since they couldnt make .38 of a tank they sent 5

>>678443361
Down to fuck, also hastings, 27

>>678445430
>678444837

So we have a hooker show up in the avon now and then...

>>678445429
ey, where you at?

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>>678445506
I thought it was 7 to drop a tiger. Or mentioned in some doco..

But still, fuck that. Be told to go take on Tiger with a good chance your getting rekt. Just fuck.

>>678445673
central hamilton, and you?

>>678445621
>goes to manchester st to see the junkie hookers by the river (and the traps)

hope you extinct soon, fucking scumbag redneck piece of your own mother bleeding shit crumbs
fight me irl, Im in New brighton. Stuary St, 155 anyrime. YOU CUNT!!!!

>>678445430
>fuck you and your family, asshole
the fuck I do to you

>>678445483
yeah one girl already passed out with a group of people around her wondering if they should take her to the hospo. One girl with her bf with him basically holding her up. couldnt even stand on her own two feet without tipping over and him having to catch her

>>678443956
Send me a message
[email protected]

>>678445856
the doco i watched that info on also had a historian say that a firefly was more likely to defeat a tiger than the other way around so take the 3.38 with a grain of salt

>>678445506
shermans vs tiger sounds like 1:10 challenged shit imo
I'm far far far away from natsi shit, but sometimes I wish they won, etc

>>678446105
what do you have

>>678446172
5 was the platoon size i believe so it was just easier to say send a platoon after x

>>678446000
>the fuck I do to you
EXIST

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>>678446148
so many doco, so many opinions. We will never know.

>>678445971
fairfield

>>678445984
>self-dox'd

Ever been raided at 3am?

>Why are IDs even gone?

Dunners reporting.

What's happening this evening? Ought or nought?
>>678442030
Aye, yo!

>>678445260
m8

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>>678446562

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>>678446330

>>678446468
nope. come get me if you have the balls

>>678446451
>fairfield

is it bad that i have absolutely no idea where that is

>>678446562
Hey man! How was the rally?
Was devo, old man didn't end up doing what we planned so I could have come out!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEQnzs8wl6E

>there is no band but Metallica

>>678446715
Dont worry i will be fam.

Might take you on a boot ride

>>678446966
I think you mean. There is no band, but The Band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jREUrbGGrgM

>>678446721
its just ham east

>>678447151
no, that is not what i mean, not in the least

>>678447224
good enough for me bruv

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>>678447312
I see.

My bad.

>>678447496
all is forgiven friend

>>678447037
bring your whore mother for extra fun, you shitlord

>>678447654
i have a few but i doubt she'd be very happy if she saw me post them here

>>678447654
you first

>>678447737
Wilco.

See you real soon :)

Taupo checking in. Dafaqs up

>>678446871
It was good, for sure, although it's a bit quiet on your tod to be honest. But nah, it was still pretty ace.
Heh, that's always the way it bloody works out! Ah well...so what'd you get up to instead?

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>>678448151
name?

Kapiti checking in

>>678447944
she lurks these threads

am not posting

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>>678448360
you only interested in waikato nudes?

>>678448020
Sounds like it was good!
I was gutted for sure! Told him I turned down plans to help him, haha
Nah literally nothing, went up and snapped some more of the barn finds at the old mans mates farm, but that was it
Throats causing issues again too, progression is 0, haha

>>678448617
nah, not gonna ruin what little chances i may have

>>678441335
Where are you located my bro

Anyone in Taupo have any shrooms? Are those a thing here?

>>678448693
Stop b8ing m80.

Post or get the fuck out

>>678448716
have anything better than that? or names atleast

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Auckland cbd reporting in .

>>678448801
>Shrooms

Chch's season started near a week ago...

You had your first frost yet?

>>678448813
make me faggot

>>678448884
Would you like a tour newfag?

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>>678448903

>>678448536
Yeah, bit lame when you commit to it and then it doesn't happen. Just one of those things though, I guess.
Oh, cool! There was a couple of KP Starlets in the rally actually. Not as nice as the one in the shed though haha
Fuck, sorry to hear it. You just gotta wait for it to come right on its own?

>>678448946
does the tour include a happy ending?

>>678448992
You a cop?

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>>678448954
guess he blew his top.

>>678449003
still cant see shit, not even a name?

>>678448502
do it mate ;)

>>678449083
why are you fbi? here to take over the investigation?

Sup fam Upper Hutt reporting in, any /b/ro's from Hutt valley or wairarapa about

>>678449194
Hands behind you back...
Mandatory anal cavity search ;)

>>678449270
yeah lower hutt

>>678448970
Yeah man, it was but it happens
Oh sweet! The one in the shed is pretty rare as far as Starlets go, though
I dug up some old anti-biotics from last time I had this issue, hahah
I'm not paying for the doctor, too expensive, it'll come right

>>678448870
>>>678448801 (You)
>>Shrooms
>Chch's season started near a week ago...
>You had your first frost yet?
>>678448870


Nah, gotten close though. Been living in a tent, only gonna be here another week. just want some hallucinogens but don't know if I trust strange "acid"

>>678448526
whats at her feet? filthy

>>678449320
i consent to this anal cavity search

beware officer, i might be hiding something up there

>>678449546
a shower mat, dumb fuck

>>678449382
Bloody right, it's probably the only unmodified one in the land!
>old anti-biotics
Mate, you're not supposed to have any left! Dunno they'll do you any good now.

>>678449594
>Applies glove
>Elbow length

Hope you weren't expecting lube ;)

>>678449742
I'd love a modified one in all honesty
Hahah, mate.. No risk, no reward, yeah?

>>678449642
Disgusting. To her and her shit smeared bath mat. Damn I'm glad I don't shower in my fucking bath here in AUSuperior land.

>>678449957
no sir, whatever you see fit mr/mrs officer

>>678450062
>Hands towel
Thats mr madam officer sir to you

Now pipe down and bit on this

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god these threads are shit

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waikato nudes

>>678449981
Yeah, they're nice wee cars. Bastard expensive though now, suffered the same fate as AE86's and the like.
Nah, I don't mean because they're too old or something, but because you didn't finish them off
whatever the virus was might've adapted to the anti-biotics left in your system.
So now those anti-biotics aren't strong enough for you, you know what I mean?
It's a big thing in this country, nobody finishes their prescribed course so they have to keep hopping everyones meds up.

>>678450429
yes mr madam officer
>bites down

>>678450520
more waikato/hamilton nudes?
whos this?

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>>678449003
We'll say you deleted that by accident

>>678450574
Looks like we have Ritanon!

>>678450574
Hey Rita. How goes it?

>>678450521
Yeah that's right, crazy the price they fetch now!
I kinda get ya! I think my immune system is pretty good though, first time having anything wrong in about 2 years, I was on a roll
Even without meds, it'd come right sooner or later

who wants to trade nudes again?

>>678450690
kek

fucking hell, got some tinneys the other day and fuck they are tasting rank. in hamilton
also still way small, .56-.70 g

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>>678450705
Sure do, who's this?

>>678450713
It's good man! What's up? (Also, who's this?)

>>678450705
>>678450851
Dombro here man!

>>678450626
Well well well...
>Removes 7inch 5speed rotating vibrator

>>678450831
where from do you have? and want?

>>678450574
Evening rita

Brushed teeth yet?

>>678450949
u have palmy?

>>678451000
no

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>>678450899
Ah, hey man! Wasn't expecting you back so quickly, haha. What's up bro?

>>678450950
Negative! Haha, i'm guessing this is Diabetus?

>>678450904
uh, that's not mine mr madam officer

>cough

>>678451039
dunedin? hawkes bay?

>>678450851
>(Also, who's this?)

It's theguy, how's it going?

>>678440207
anyone know anything about stacey in hamilton warehouse?

>>678451065

Nothing much man, still been studying, 2 exams on Monday and 2 on Tuesday, and I'm so fucking underprepared lol.

How's it been for you man?

>>678451126
there's more than one warehouse in hamilton faggot

anyone got iris dunn hb nudes

>>678451218
yeah, you have anything?

>>678451112
hb

>>678450574
Ritanon! Hey, mate!
>>678450821
Bloody stupid, more like. Same goes for loads of cars these days unfortunately.
Yeah, but your immune system doesn't include the meds, ow. Just 'cause you feel alright doesn't mean the virus is gone, which is the mistake everyone makes.
I'd be half a mind to leave them out, to be honest. Best of luck, anyway. Doesn't sound like much fun.

post noods of waikato girl

>>678451260
drop your email

>>678451318
[email protected]

>>678451291
Yeah I get ya. Mighty investments if you knew how the price was gonna go
I'll be stronger than ever, mate! I've never been really sick before either, I'll chance it

>>678451204
how many have a stacey

>>678451097
Please.. its mr madam officer.. Sir...

Care to explain how it ended up in your possession?

>>678451065
>"The fragrance of my farts is like wine, it appreciates with age"

-ritanon

>>678451483
i have no idea

which warehouse is "stacey" at?

>>678451065
>Diabetus
Aye, hows the day been fam

>>678451485
sorry mr madam officer sir, i don't have an explanation

if you don't want it can i have it back pls mr madam officer sir

Chch here, it's a literal shithole, coupled with the EQ there is nothing interesting here, only thing you can do here is get drunk or some illegal shit.

Like a small town with a big city thought.

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>>678451117
Ah hey man! It's good bro, I was planning on watching the revenant tonight but I never got around to doing it. You seen it?

>>678451187
That sucks! Reminds me of my days at school, never prepared haha. I bombed so hard. I've been good man, just chilling today. What exams do you have on monday and tuesday?

>>678451291
Dunners! (Wild guess but i'm confident with this one) How's it going man?

>>678451511
>"I got shooters on the roof"

- ritanon

>>678451612
Been good man, just chilling out and drinking tea as usual, haha. Hbu bro?

>>678451469
Haven't entirely missed that boat though. I bet we could both sell our cars for sizeable profit!
Well, like I say, hope it comes right for you soon enough! You just having a quiet one in the meanwhile?
>>678451743
Got it in one, mate. GG. It's not bad, oi! How's it with you?

>>678451572
the one in the middle

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wellyfag reporting in. packing one.

>>678451724
>Christchurch

Can do me, im pretty interesting ;)

>>678451893
the city? i've seen a few qt3.14's there before but i never took note of their names

mental note to get names of qt3.14's that work at warehouse

who is this rita chick and why is she so hot?

>>678451643
>teasingly reinserts

You're free to go

>>678451926
Keen anon, you joshie?

>>678451743
>678451612

yeah not bad.. done a few keks in the ghillie..
Koreans have no sence of humour

>>678452034
free to go to your place mr madam officer sir constable?

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>>678444281
As if there couldn't be any more germans here
> leaves germany to other end of the world to travel, be away from it all, and meet new people
>meets more germans trying to the same thing

They're forming packs now

>>678451854
Yeah definitely, and that profit is only increasing with time
Cheers lad!
Yeah, quiet one for me, wouldn't have minded going out tonight though. How's about you?

>>678452067
Not joshie fam

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>>678451854
I'm good man! Just been chilling and drinking tea as usual haha. What have you been upto?

>>678452012
Rita is my bae. She's so hot because she's perfect!

>>678452111
Ghillie? What's ghillie?

>>678452466
Show us boipuss fam. You dress up in qt dresses?

>>678451743
Yeah The Revenant was cool.

>>678452470
>678452111

Come on TC later. ill play dressups for you fam

>>678452470
ghillie suit
sniper camo

>>678452531
>implying trap

>>678452300
Yeah, you know it!
Fuck the system, mate. Go for a wanders anyway. Boost is good for your health, or something. Might go out, dunno.
>>678452470
Sounds like a good way to spend time! Much the same, man. Was out at the rally today though, watching racey cars and shit.

wankstain 4chan won't let me upload images over 4mb

>>678452664
Don't care. Dress up any ways you little faggot

>>678452129
>Christchurch

Always welcome here babes

>>678452728
take a screenshot

>>678452878
>babes

oh dia you filthy motherfucker

>>678452693
I meant proper out, drinking, out
I wasted all my petrol last night too, didn't plan on that
Oh sweet, just wanders as usual?

remuera reporting in.

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>>678452600
Considering it won my boy Leo his first oscar i'm hoping so! You still gotta check out that doco too, man!

>>678452611
Hahaha what!?

>>678452633
Ah, there's why I had no clue hahaha.

>>678452693
Definitely. Oh that's sick! Very dunners-eque of you, hahaha.

>>678452954
What can i say.. Im into some freaky shit ;)

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>>678452995

>>678452664
Waiting you little slut. Boipuss and contact fag

>>678452994
Yeah, sure. Drinking can be good for your health too, why not?
Ah, fair cop. Yeah, I bailed out before you got back, must've be a hell of a drive!
Yeah, probably. Kinda wish something was happening, to be honest!
>>678453027
It's the only motorsport we really get down here, so you best believe I'm watching it!

>>678453097
motherfucker i'm the one with your arm elbow deep in my asshole fishing out a 7inch 5speed rotating vibrator

>holy shit that actually sounds incredible i want one of those

Anyone in Auckland know of Chloe woolley?

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>>678453208
Another reason to venture to Auckland man! Come grab a shisha with your old pal, ritanon.

>>678453233
reveal yourself fam

Might make it happen ;)

>>678453208
"in moderation"
I got back about 1, was out longer than I intended but it wasn't bad!
Yeah it's a fairly quiet Saturday considering

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>>678453412
Нет.

>>678453473
i meant the dildo

not your arm elbow deep in my asshole fishing out a 7inch 5speed rotating vibrator


and no thankyou, anonymity is king

>>678453613
>ForeverAlone

>>678451926
>When and where?

Look at my cool numbers

>>678453454
Fuaaaaaa, big trip though! I'll hit you up if I ever make it though, real talk.
>>678453533
Hey, good trip is a good trip, who cares what the clock said?

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>>678453739
Mine are cooler

I have no idea how to meet chicks anymore. do I just drive up to a school at 330 or what?

>>678453719
>Now/Anywhere

22/m. hbu

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>find this in my porn folder
I don't even know what genre this is.

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>>678453819
Like-wise. A bigger trip is a better trip!

>>678453938
Chloroform+ghilliesuit=Girlffriend

>>678453582
Nah dude, she's Irish but lived in NZ for years

Upperhutt here, lonely as fuck anyone wanna chill

>>678453671
join the club fam

also in the north island so couldn't get your arm elbow deep in my asshole fishing out a 7inch 5 speed rotating vibrator even if i wanted to

soz

>>678454105
yeah sure, age?

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>>678454005
Hahaha, my comment said No (in Russian). I searched her on facebook and I have 1 mutual friend though. Why are you asking if anyone knows her? I'm curious now.

>>678453962
Fuck, that's concerning.
>>678453987
Haha, not that sort of trip, mate!

>>678454213
18 fam

>>678453208
>Kinda wish something was happening, to be honest!
make something happen then

>>678454201
yeah same i identify as a tunguska anti air system