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New faces thread
Isn't Facebook enough for you faggots?
bumpadouras
This is now a thread about hot guys
Well, shall I?
>>678426427
QT, where you from?
>>678426535
Draw a dick on a time stamp!
>>678426819
Use that bow on the wall instead, deliver.
>>678426918
germany
>>678426075
jacob sartorius/10
>>678426075
Fucking sergio
>>678426075
>>678426370
>>678426427
>>678426525
>>678426535
faggots/10
>>678426571
This is a good question.
>>678426535
You look like a fan of the Ramones
>>678426075
You look 14 nigga
ITT: Millennial faggots
Wet behind the ears kids... no life experience. Living at home.
Pathetic.
>>678427153
And bow ties
>>678427255
It sure is.
Thanks, Spidey!
>>678426535
Why is your purse strap broken?
>>678427366
asa butterfield/10
5inches
Alright I'm back, here to answer questions about circumsion or some shit?
Did all of you pussies, prick-teases, and 50 year olds with a photoset know that there is a whole board made just for you? THAT'S RIGHT. It's called /soc/ and there is an active thread right now for this very faggotry!
>>>/soc/23614302
>>678427255
It sure is, Spidey. It sure is.
Let's nail this image limit ASAP
>>678427474
Sure. If you don't mind saying, in what state (or general region at least) were you cut?
>>678427219
>Living at home
Not to nitpick, but don't we all?
>>678427449
When they announced Tom Holland as Spider-man, I was all like, "dayum, I can't believe it's not Butterfield."
>>678426819
Faggot
>>678427157
>>678426819
>>678426525
>>678426370
>>678427366
Come on /b/itches learn to time stamp
>>678427257
Timestamp?
>>678426819
I always cringe when I see that Nazi patches.
to answer your question- yes you should definitely do it.
>>678427670
>being this new
Just leave.
>>678426930
roll 7 get wish
>>678426978
Liar
>>678427671
we all know Asa is too small dicked to play a masculine hero.
That's why they picked Tom
>>678427335
not wearing one
>millennials detected
>>678427862
reality
>>678427649
I'm not gonna give out my state, but I'm from the west coast of the USA, why do you have so many questions about cuts? It's not a big deal /b/ro
>>678427879
It's on the table.
Mine.
Out.
>>678427782
>being this mad
>>678427999
Tis not mine
>>678427931
Eh, I don't do it because it's a big deal so much as because the topic just interests me. I know, it's an odd thing to have a deep interest in. But if you don't mind one more question, if you have any brothers, are they also cut?
This chick still in here? She was hot.
>>678427931
It's a big deal if they botch it like they did mine.
>>678427793
His arm veins are creepy bro
>>678426525
tiggie
>>678428066
I don't believe you.
>>678428140
believe what ya will man
>>678428083
Lol hi.
>>678426535
Super, super cute!
From a femanon
Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size
Catches thieves just like flies
Look out! Here comes the Spiderman
>>678428076
Ya, my brother was cut to, as well as my father, we all use to be jehova witness faggots but then we all said "fuck that shit", so maybe the religion had something to do with it idk
>>678428096
Sorry to hear that /b/ro
>>678428308
I stand by what I said. You're hot.
silly ass
>>678428363
Thanks
>>678427745
>>678427735
I aint fucking around..
>>678428425
Kinda doubtful, don't think the JVs take a stance on it. Maybe though. But finally, was your bro snipped before or after you, chronologically speaking?
This board and everyone in it is Cancer
>>678428461
Thank you anon, thats nice
>Is he strong? Listen bud
>He's got radioactive blood
>Can he swing from a thread?
>Take a look overhead
>Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
>>678427366
hot
In the chill of the night
At the scene of the crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time
>>678428540
I seem to misunderstand that question, my brother is a young dude right now, 6th grade I think? I don't see him often, but I'm many years older than him, him and I were both cut at birth. What are you planning to do with this info anon?
ehh
>>678428642
Timestamp.
>>678428580
you ever post tits on /b/ before?
>>678428778
Nothing honestly. I promise I have no insidious motives lol. But it is kind of a shame you aren't fully happy with it.
>>678428642
Gat dayum
>Spiderman, Spiderman
>Friendly neighborhood Spiderman
>Wealth and fame, he's ignored
>Action is his reward
>To him
>Life is a great big bang-up
>Wherever there's a hang-up
>You'll find the Spiderman
>>678427800
There do I get my wish
>>678428898
smooth /b/
>>678428779
Wendy from soa
>>678428642
>>678427931
it's what you apparently desire, so lick it up man
>>678428988
ew noo
>>678428866
Wassup Matty B, how many tours u went on today?
>>678428531
show me internals of that .45 and ill believe you.
>>678426075
>being so young you don't remember when taking photos of yourself was pathetic
Protip: It still is... but now everyone is pathetic.
>>678428779
cute
>>678429125
you gay or str8?
>>678428970
I'd be insane not to ask. You're hot, and it's not like I'd ever get to see them otherwise.
>>678426075
Selfie
>>678426370
Selfie
>>678426525
Selfie
>>678426819
Selfie
>>678427257
Selfie
>>678427474
Selfie
Do you realize how stupid you look?
>>678429125
the only tour I went on, was the tour to explore the body of your mom. She loved getting plown for real this time.
>>678428913
Its alright I guess, its easier to keep clean so that's a plus I guess
>>678429008
Nah
>>678429245
lol im not the girl ur trying to talk to
>>678428956
points for creativity anon
It's true.
>>678429245
What's your snapchat?
>>678429349
And healthier. And widely preferred by girls (I can cite you the most recent scientific study if you want, but the margin of preference is a lot bigger than you might think)
>>678429131
there she blows
>>678429236
Str8
>>678429324
So original lol, I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a better insult than that
>>678429315
Cool dude
>>678428599
>Is he young? Listen, Jack.
> He's a ten year old British hack.
>He looks dumb. Tell you why
>He's entirely CGI
>Look out, for Marvel's new Spider-Man
>>678429459
hmarie73
>>678428988
thought the same thing....
my Instagram pic
>>678429349
well, I would recommend you read that short article at least. religion is a dumb reason to have been cut (as it is w/ all things). but there are very good reasons to have it done, and especially at that age. it's the prerogative of the parent to do what's best for their kids. may sound paternalistic, but that's because it is...
>>678429573
the only insult in your life is your life.
grow a cock
my body tho
>>678429315
where's your picture?
>>678429521
You can show me the study article thing to me, I'll read some of it, but why do girls prefer circumsion fags more?
>>678429391
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo one thing off my femanon bucket list yah!
90% of the people in this thread are way more attractive than I was expecting
>>678429613
kek
>>678429876
I'm shy, please be gentle.
>>678429954
Why you always so sleepy, Mr QTpants?
BLONDIE THREAD!
>>678429776
>grow a cock
Sure showed me! Plus I probably got a bigger dick than your little 3" Matty B cock, kys lmao
>>678429879
not who you linked to, but here's the article http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/04/07/circumcision-benefits-outweigh-risks-study-reports/
>>678430130
'cause I am always sleepy ;) ?
qtpants? haha
>>678430016
90% of people in this thread are posting fake pictures
>>678429954
anymore pics? show us your glorious cock
>>678430164
you wouldn't win.
7.5 - 8 here
>>678430272
sure got more pic.
not posting dick pics on here
>>678429879
There are several reasons. First, hygiene can play a role (I say this w/ some experience regarding oral sex in particular). Even if a guy showers every morning, the crotch is the body's second dirtiest place, and some sweat/dead skin is gonna congeal under that skin. Second, familiarity probably plays a role. If all you've ever known is cut, you're more likely to say you prefer it. But the margin of girls who prefer cut (in the most recent study, the ratio was something like 8:1) precludes this being the only factor
>PLLLLLLLLLLRT
>>678430222
Nationality?
>>678430394
bust them teddies out
>tfw insecure ugugs are posting gore to scare the qts away
>>678430526
not going to answer that every 20 minutes.
>>678430592
Then plz answer just once more
>>678430326
7.5-8.0 too fam, but I can you're already a beta cuck, and I've never even met you, have you ever even gotten pussy?
>>678430396
dont be a pussy, post some of your body
>>678430394
>your dad
>>678426819
Put that thing down young man, you're too pretty to go out like this
>>678430222
>>678429954
>>678427366
hotties x3
>>678430527
Maybe.
>>678429692
nice :-)
>>678430629
born in france, living in germany
>>678429879
because you don't have to worry about bad smells or gunk....
>>678430222
I got excited for a second thinking you were in NYC, but it turned out to be a picture of NYC.
I wanna kms
>>678430912
hahaha
too bad for you ;)
>>678430737
gay/10
>>678430394
You can't hide it from me, bitch.
>>678431038
so ... what?
>>678430783
I have a fuck buddy, then I have one I swap nudes with, then I have this hoe who doesn't know she's a hoe
I think I win here anon, sorry
>>678429459
And?
>>678431106
well that doesn't seem very nice.
>>678430673
you can tell they're big af but you hide them
>bust em out
>>678431108
are you indeed gay?
Eh...Reluctant to post this at first but why not.
>>678430394
Love your tattoo, I've always liked them on chicks for some reason
>>678431106
oh that's a bust
>>678430222
Wash your face, and your hair.
>>678431325
no, but what if? it's not like you could insult/annoy a modern person with the word "gay"
>>678431029
It's always struck me as funny that people out of NYC often have pictures of NYC in their homes. It would be like if I had a picture of Topeka Kansas in my apartment for no particular reason. I might do that now.
>>678431116
Sorry, meant to respond to >>678430783
>>678431288
They're not actually that huge...
>>678431382
Thanks, anon
>>678429692
I like your eyes and your beard lol
>>678431443
that's the design of the shirt, nawb
>>678431501
well, NYC looks beautiful.
im back
>>678426571
Fucking exactly, bunch of acne ridden teens that never got hugged. And then this faggaroni with her "eh, I guess I'll do it " post I hope you die you little prick sucking asshat.
>>678431545
depends if you're wearing a pushup or not, impossible to tell unless you whip em out
>>678431332
You have that sad but innocent girl vibe to you, maybe taken a better pic with lights on so we can actually see u tho?
>>678431332
Shit, I meant to post this one. Oops.
>>678431512
damn you are a tryhard.
(not me the one you wanted to respond to)
Take a chill pill, otherwise people might believe the guy and think you are small.
>>678431762
I don't wear pushup bras. I'm a C cup.
>>678431150
I added...
>>678431593
Thanks, I've only just started growing it out more, I used to have stubble all the time but my barber is really good with beards so I thought I'd grow one
>>678431615
That is a true statement. At least form above, anyway. The hobos and garbage kind of ruin the illusion once you get to the street level.
>>678431972
yeah that's for sure, haha.
that's a problem with every big city, tho
>>678431856
nice, if you have good nips we're gold
>>678431545
timestamp
>>678431545
What, your pimples?
That one under your nose is pretty nasty.
>>678429573
In any event, it's getting rather late. Perhaps I've persuaded you a little, perhaps not. But do be aware that there's a lot of propaganda out there regarding this issue, and most of it cuts against what modern medical studies have to say (pardon the pun). In the future, and especially if you have kids, I'd urge you to make up your mind on the basis of this research and not to be swayed by the garbage sources of information.
>>678431845
I'm chill, I just thought I fucked up the post because it was crossed out/deleted, my phone didn't update the thread
>>678431787
Haha, I get that a lot I guess...And sorry, my light is busted so I can't get a good quality picture.
>>678431875
just accepted
Holy shit look at all these betas. I never thought it was possible, for real thought people like you guys didn't exist.
I was wondering why I got all these girls so easy all the time. Then I see all these 1-6/10s and then I realize that compared to you guys I'm like an 99/10 so there's no comparison hahahaha. Oh wow, here's a tip, get out of your parents house every once in a while and pick up some weights. If you can't even bench press your own weight you are pathetic. Hahaha oh man this is just too rich. I gotta go get my bros to see this oh my God.
>>678432079
whatever, dude. not really what I came here looking for.
>>678431813
You remind me of someone, cute face
>>678432064
I would love to suck your dick
>>678432207
Commit suicide.
>>678432117
Its all good lol
>>678432097
Thanks for the advice/info anon
>>678431545
Np
>>678432320
thank you :D
Wow look at all these betas. I never thought it was possible, for real thought people like you guys didn't exist.
I was wondering why I got all these girls so easy all the time. Then I see all these 1-6/10s and then I realize that compared to you guys I'm like an 99/10 so there's no comparison hahahaha. Oh wow, here's a tip, get out of your parents house every once in a while and pick up some weights. If you can't even bench press your own weight you are pathetic. Hahaha oh man this is just too rich. I gotta go get my bros to see this oh my God.
>>678431813
Let's see tits
;)
>>678432188
you're a nigger, even the ugliest white person is still more desirable than a nigger
>>678432362
No worries. Hope you take it to heart.
>>678432362
why have you got your finger in your mouth like you're some teenage girl? are you gay?
>>678432362
Want some advice?
>wash your face
>stop taking photos of yourself
>>678432508
Wow look at all these cucks. I never thought it was possible, for real thought people like you guys didn't exist.
I was wondering why I got all these white girls so easy all the time. Then I see all these 1-6/10s and then I realize that compared to you cucks I'm like an 99/10 so there's no comparison hahahaha. Oh wow, here's a tip, get out of your parents house every once in a while and pick up some weights. If you can't even bench press your own weight you are pathetic. Hahaha oh man this is just too rich. I gotta go get my bros to see this oh my God.
>>678432352
That's mean :\
>>678432539
nice chatte madam!
>>678429692
you have a nice smile like a genuine one, most of these faggots in this thread are either fake or have some weird faggy pose
>>678431545
still wanna see the teddies
R8 me /b/
Ayy
>>678432439
Cute!
>>678432659
I'd snap you like a twig, faggot.
>>678432645
Girlfriend wanted me to do it, idk why
>>678432652
Alright, but I take 2 showers a day, and even use x-out? How much more can it be cleaned anon?
>>678432871
rip in peace your hair in like two years
>>678432320
I maybe would let you ;)
>>678427782
You clearly don't get it, why wouldn't you live at home, you live in the mountains and hills and shit like an animal?
>>678432659
no matter how much weight you lift, you're still going to be a nigger and only white trailer park trash go for niggers, so enjoy the skanks and whores nigger
>>678432362
got a pic wearing basketball shorts?
>>678432871
Qt ! Like
>>678432439
Hi Pewds
>>678432954
don't kid yourself you totally would. you're posting on /b/ afterall.
>>678432239
Thanks! :-)
>>678432491
Uhhh, I'm good dude.
>>678432943
I wear it shorter now
>>678432659
>not actually posting your face
Yep, I can already tell your a ugly faggot and I haven't even seen ur face
>>678433072
true.
get down then ;)
>>678432954
if I really wanted to, I wouldn't need your permission
>>678432899
Thanks!
>>678433173
now, that's kinda hot
>>678432921
>>678432999
Wow look at all these fuckboiis. I never thought it was possible, for real thought people like you lil niggas didn't exist.
I was wondering why I got all these girls so easy all the time. Then I see all these 1-6/10s and then I realize that compared to you fuckboiis I'm like an 99/10 so there's no comparison hahahaha. Oh wow, here's a tip, get out of your parents house every once in a while and pick up some weights. If you can't even bench press your own weight you are pathetic. Hahaha oh man this is just too rich. I gotta go get my niggas to see this oh my God.
>>678433149
get on fin if you cant rock a buzz, just sayin
>>678432659
Ew, I fucking hate outie belly buttons.
This is why half-chan is dead.
>>678433007
No, basketball shorts are for fags
>>678433194
You're we!come. Love your eyes!
>>678431545
only decent looking girl in this thread gets scared off
>tips fedora
rate my gussied up, made up self
>>678433203
really cute!
>>678433373
half-chan was dead before you semen in your dad's ballsack
>>678433203
The optimal office secretary / 10
>>678433194
What's up Shaggy, how's Scooby holding up?
>>678433040
I get that a lot ha
>>678433543
4/10
>>678433339
Wow look at all these innies. I never thought it was possible, for real thought people like you reverse buttons didn't exist.
I was wondering why I got all these girls so easy all the time. Then I see all these innies and then I realize that compared to you innies I'm like an 99/10 so there's no comparison hahahaha. Oh wow, here's a tip, it's called a belly 'button' not a belly 'cavern". If you don't even have a belly button you are pathetic. Hahaha oh man this is just too rich. I gotta go get my bros to see this oh my God.
>>678433194
zoinks
>>678433203
Look like an art teacher/10
rate me /b/
>>678433173
okay, I'm ready ;)
>>678433194
I fucking vomited.
>>678433545
Thank you!
>>678433587
Secretary? Is that a compliment? :)
>>678426075
cute
>>678426370
ugly, tshirt too small
>>678426427
cute
>>678426535
long hair/10
>>678426819
yes do it
>>678427257
nice, I'd probably tap it
>>678427366
ugly as fuck
>>678427474
ugly, looks stupid
>>678427697
beard masterrace
>>678428083
nah
>>678428290
nice
>>678428866
you are really hot got anymore? nudes?
>>678429692
looks like you look after yourself, cute
>>678429954
cute
>>678433579
>before you semen
lmaoooooooo fuck at least the autism is still alive
>>678426075
Further proof that 4chan has been raided by cancer
>>678433503
I'm still lurking.
>>678433785
>>678428866
sure got nudes
>>678433742
show me your dick
>>678433859
Lurking the pharmacy for some fucking Clearasil, I hope.
>>678433939
not posting it on 4chan
>>678433740
look like a serial killer or a rapist, really really ugly, how come you haven't killed yourself yet? damn I would if I had a face like that
>>678433859
ayye
tell me you're from canada
>>678427731
and to think that specimen used to have a designated shit street
>poo in loo follow your dreams
>>678432694
>>678432539
Those are nice pussies
>>678433772
>kek
>>678433732
this has got to be a joke
>>678433928
post them
>>678433772
How did you know!?!
rate my dad
>>678433990
>>678433939
someone posted it on here a few days ago
>>678433990
well I want to see it
>>678428308
Newfag, please be aware that just because this is a place where /b is supposed to post their own pics; hardly anyone does. As evidenced by the Peter North and Spiderman pics. Don't be gullible. End of lesson #1.
>>678434198
>>678434230
... well, there you go I guess -.-
>>678434198
nice, how did you get that? can I add you on something?
