wassup /b/ros
kissless virginfag here
so this chick im real into asked me if i wanted to tag along with her and a couple of friends to a casino (in another state) tomorrow night ive never ever ever been on a date before or anything close to a date. i told her id go but now im having doubts as i am super awkward in social situations and always make myself look retarded.
i really really need some advice/support here
thanks bros
>>678409162
Act like a human being.
>>678409162
first things first maybe you shouldnt post her number
You'll be fine. Just be cool.
>not editing out her number
>>678409162
Lmao it's not a "date" faggot, but what it is though is a one time chance for you to fuck this bitch and get out, so don't think of it as a date, it'll give yourself more pressure
>>678409162
Well, for starters this isn't a date, so don't fuck it up by thinking it is. Here's hoping you aren't that much of autist.
>>678409489
And this Anon is also right.
>>678409489
>>678409734
fuck i didnt even see that
fuck me
Send her this
bros she's crying... what should i do? should I console her
>>678410544
I'll send her a dick pic, hold on
>>678410209
>>678410544
>leaves the number
Thinly veiled personal army request?
>>678410531
rolling
>>678410209
all it takes now is one of us to call her up and tell about this thread and ur fucked, or she might think its cute idk.
>>678410544
Dubs of fake and gay.
It would've been rabies.
>>678410987
the only thing cute is what she's gonna call me when I'm plowing her
>>678411086
you're a fucking idiot
Fucking lol
>>678411260
INTERNET POLICE TO THE RESCUE
>>678411260
you're a fucking idiot
>>678410544
you're a fucking idiot
>>678409162
you're a fucking idiot
>>678411206
you're a fucking idiot
>>678411328
you're a fucking idiot
>>678411225
you're a fucking idiot
>>678410746
you're a fucking idiot
>>678410923
you're a fucking idiot
>>678409162
>>678409489
Anon, you better pray Darnell don't see this post and texts your girl offering his black dick 'cause she seems nice
>>678411338
you're a fucking idiot
>>678411380
you're a fucking idiot
>>678411691
you're a fucking idiot
>>678411415
you're a fucking idiot
>>678411466
you're a fucking idiot
>>678409162
Go there man, have a great time.
>>678411935
No you are the cancer.
>>678411260
>>678411328
>>678411935
you're a fucking idiot
>>678409162
Op you retard
>>678409162
OP you better go out there and win this goddess's heart for all of /b/
kekkles
zozzle she wont answer her phone anymore...
>Hello?...
>I really really like this image.
>Click
kek
>>678416372
>>678416372
proceed
also post screenshots
>>678418031
She's not picking up anymore...
>>678418415
well then I guess its safe to say OPs not getting that date anymorw
>>678409162
Op will now an hero......brought it on himself really
>>678409162
pls make a dubs decide thread
someone text this bitch and post results
Just texted her, showed her the OP, and asked for OP's name/number. He shall remain a kissless virgin, sadly. Live n' learn.
>>678411935
you kinda do seem like the faggot here
>>678420746
Fucking gold
>>678410859
Absolutely.
>>678411260
Consequences will never melt steel beams.
Op be like-
Info incoming from Mira - (transcribing)
I asked "Do you know who it was that you had that text conversation with?"
Mira: Ivan Nowak.. we go to the same university, and oh boy, believe me. I'm filing a police report for harassment first thing tomorrow morning.
At the very least he's getting expelled.
I then prompted her again for his number, and she said:
I really want to, believe me.. but that will ruin my case against him if I feed into these internet kidgames.
Can someone dox?
>>678422746
>Ivan Nowak
his social media probably long gone by now fam
>>678423077
It's not.
fb slash GlenIvanNowakowskiTriathlete/?fref=ts
>>678423249
>GlenIvanNowakowskiTriathlete/?fref=ts
nigger thats not even in MA, thats MT
>>678423372
They go to university, he came from out of state. It's literally on his facebook.
>>678423372
He's there on an athletic scholarship.
>>678423600
>>678423516
are you high?
Anons who left voicemails.. this bitch is seriously calling the police. STOP.
>>678424256
why do you care if she calls the cop on anon? kek
>>678424256
Who cares. Honestly. Keeping calling her. She's being a cunt anyway.
>>678424373
this
>>678424373
I'm not going to jail for a prank faggot
>>678424514
>dozen people call
>cops investigating a single one of them
>from out of state, country
kek nice one m80
her voice is cute as shit tho tbh fam.. but she sounds like she's 12
>>678409162
Ahhh OP you a Bostonfag?
>>678409162
take some MDMA and you won't be awkward.
op dun goofed
>>678411206
She's gonna call you while you fuck her?
Boy oh boy
>>678425210
She sounds like a cross between Willow Smith and Miley Cyrus, I.E, the epitome of annoying.
She told me via text she's going to report me to the police when I told her "let me help you, I'm on your side" to try to get OP's info.
She turned around and told me she's reporting me to the police for harassment. I couldn't care any less. Lots of blank threats, clearly a very young and confused girl.
Any more updates from people who have texted or called her?
>>678426349
Nah but she's likely monitoring the thread. Lots of white knighting happened
tbh I'm just surprised she didn't just get a phone full of spiderman
Op are you still here?
>>678425922
she's about to be a whole lot more scared
>fb / mira.b.farkas
>>678426624
I don't think OP has been here since he realized he dun goofed. Consequences will never melt steel beams.
>>678426864
kek here we go
Well, Ivan doesn't go to BC or BU
>>678426864
That's amazing.
I so want to text her and start asking her personal questions. Don't know where the legal line is drawn.
>>678411328
YA DUN GOOFED
>>678426864
>>678426949
>>678427123
>>678427203
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-ZGAGcJrk&nohtml5=False
MODS MODS MODS
>>678426864
Post SC cause I can't find shit
>>678427488
Why exactly are we summoning mods?
Lets see what she'll say
>>678426864
Okay guys this shit is going way too far and isn't really funny anymore
I hope OP knows how to do damage controll otherwise he is fucked
kyle reich
>>678427622
>9:36 pm
That was literally 5 hours ago you retard.
>>678427622
Message her some personal shit.
"What exactly do you do for Imprivata?"
"I know people who went to Amherst high"
>>678427679
Actually, it's hilarious. Let's keep going.
Originally, I would have rather fucked over OP, now that Mira is being such a cunt, I say full steam ahead. If she handled well, then fuck OP. I bet OP is 10x better than her.
>>678427883
not everyone lives in the same time zone as you u know
She lives in Somerville, MA
1st good thread on /b/ ive seen in months
>>678427886
No that sounds like stalking and the police will take that seriously. Just spam spidey.
Someone find her and rape her so we can't teach moot 2.0 what he really bought
>>678426864
anon always delivers
updated profile pic, chokes gold
>>678428142
Agreed
>>678428150
I don't really think that referencing publicly available information from her facebook is quite "stalking"
>>678428142
edgy
>>678409162
Drink 3-4 glasses of alcohol before you meet them. Trust me.
Her phone has been disabled. RIP
Bostonfag here, they probably go to Lincoln Technical Institute, it's closest university to Somerville
>>678428465
That was fun while it lasted. I'm going to go add her on facebook on my troll.
>>678428465
Her fb is still up. Let's make her regret the day she was born.
>>678426864
ig / fizzleitup
tw / fizzleitup
>>678428150
>>678428343
Newfags talking too much. Times like this you just sit back and enjoy the show.
>>678428343
Depends on the cop. But if she's right about having police connections then I'd be careful...
OP here, just got her updated number from her iphone, she's flipping out... 5615129178
>>678428582
But why? She did nothing wrong?
>>678428594
her bday is march 10
>This thread
Must sucked for her getting random text and calls just because one beta ask for dating advice on a chinese telegram site
>>678428660
>Completely different area code.
Nice try, faggot. Take your personal army request elsewhere.
>>678428727
She was born a woman and hasn't sucked my cock yet. Death penalty offense.
>>678428660
NYPA go away.
>>678428811
>)
Get real.
OP posted on purpose to fuck with her
you're all a bunch of retards for not knowing that
still kek and zozzle her inbox tho
>>678428827
This.
>>678428822
Fucking newfag to life? people can't move shitlord?
If you have fb fucking post some pictures I'd like to fap to ops girl while he is getting wrecked
>>678428727
She didn't until people started texting her and she was a twathole to everyone. So no, it was unprovoked to begin with, but now she's just being a bitch about it.
>>678428582
Jesus... Just send spiderman pics, that's way funnier.
>>678429024
On the right
Tfw we have mutual friends
I sent her this
Give me one reason blacks should be equal
>>678429133
Fucking ugly shoes
>>678429190
There aren't any
>>678429013
Left
New phone number
+420777407020
>>678429263
I actually like the shoes.
>>678429301
Guys.. this chick seems real down to Earth about the whole situation. Some other faggot must have broke rules 1 & 2 because she said she already knows about the website. She's just irritated because that's also her work phone. Whichever anons called and left voice mails are fucked. She saved them and is filing a police report. Whoever OP is is fucked, she said she's getting him expelled and that she grew up with his sister and already told her about the situation.
>>678428811
she'll rue the day she wronged a Mongolian carrier pigeon carrier website
What do you think about writing the dean of her college?
"Mira has a history of making up stories, and falsifying evidence against guys that reject her. She has repeatedly harassed Ivan, he has filed several complaints to the police, and she is threatening to file additional false allogations to the college and local law enforcement"
>>678429190
Because fuck /pol/.
>>678429450
fuck off whiteknight
>>678429450
Good start for OP. Why can't niggers follow rules
Look lol she has two moms
>>678429450
I'm sure they'll come 3,500 miles to arrest me, faggot
>>678429450
Sorry I must have missed your point. If anyone was dumb enough to raid from their own number, they deserve it. Otherwise, fuck this bitch. The likelihood police are actually going to pursue anything related to this are astronomically low.
Cum tribute and send to her
>>678429543
Gold.
>>678429024
She wasn't a twathole to me, faggot. Maybe you because you're an autist who doesn't know how to talk to grills. I spoke with her on the phone for almost 45 mins.
>>678429829
That would be disturbing.
And amazing
>Do it
>>678429829
upvote
>>678429656
IS ANYONE SEEING THIS LEZBO SHIT
>>678429939
thats her gma you twat
>>678429969
>>678429939
>>678429829
start clicking the share button on all her pictures
>>678429868
Did you confess your undying love for her?
>>678429969
Don't defend these heretics
>>678430101
fuck off the chan faggot
>>678430163
I'll murder your nigger family and wear your skin ape fag
When there's nothing on tv there's somethin on four chan.
>>678429868
Seriously you whiteknight queerbait. I told her I was whiteknighting to help her in order to get OP's info and she was just a cunt. You're retarded if you think I want to talk to this cunt.
>>678430271
I laughed harder than I should have
>>678430008
No, but I told her you faggots are a bunch of losers with nothing else better to do but harass people who actually have lives.
>>678411260
send her a pic of your cum and ask her if her mom remembers this DNA
>>678430415
You probably are a fucking turtle you cheese waffle
>>678409162
Gj op you actually baited lots of faggot here
>>678430271
Sometimes this Taiwanese fishing net mending and makeup advice chatroom has its moments.
wat why im banned
>>678430499
You don't fit in here very well.
Holy shit dude
>>678430618
probably because youre gay
>on the left
>>678430618
thank mr skeltal
>>678430689
thanks mr skeltal
>>678430685
Isn't she the one in the middle? One on the left doesn't match up with the previous pictures
>>678430499
>>678429868
Does anyone else have the suspicion this is her?
>>678430793
This thread isn't dying faggot leave.
>>678430685
On the left looks like a fucking cheeseburger
>>678430917
her fb would be locked up tigher than chris hansens chatlogs
>>678430942
One on the right looks like a christian mingle advertisement
>>678430928
it's already dead
>>678431093
Nah there's still lulz to be had.
Anyone made any progress on Ivan Nowak?
>>678430942
>>678431058
All three are rocking the obviously trimmed unibrow. Disgusting genes detected.
>>678431191
"lulz"
>>678431134
This thread isn't dead yet! Wait on the Spiderman...
>>678431191
I wasn't looking, I found hers because I wanted to see what she looked like, couldn't give two shits about OP since he's apparently gonna get his shit pushed in pretty hard
>>678430892
Really bruh?
>>678431320
atleast im bumping
>>678431339
I don't think so at all. She'll hate him. That's cool. But what counts here is intentions.
>>678430917
Top fucking kek, retard. Yes, I'm her, m8. Now fuck the fuck off faggot.
>>678431093
Burn this thread to the ground spiderman. Make sure you sage with every post.
>>678431504
will do
>>678431504
>sage
>on /b/
nice1m80
>>678426864
>>678409162
>>678410544
>>678424373
>>678428582
>>678422746
>>678422283
>b/etas not realising this guy played you all to harass a girl
>she can change her number any time
summer must be here...
>>678431438
>>678431504
Me trying to stop the spiderman thread. ...but really spidey has infiltrated my own post! SPIDERMAN THREAD!!!!
>>678431777
TRIPS FINALY THIS THREAD IS OFFICIALY DEAD
>>678429342
czeched
>>678431882
>>678431504
There you go, guys. She's in the thread.
So Mira, we could easily send the same harassment to your school, and have YOU expelled, as you'll become a liability. Why are you being such a cunt? Can't you just take a joke?
its the whiteknight faggots who texted/called her and fell in love that are posting spiderman
>>678432043
>>678409162
/B/
Keeping op a kissless Virgin faggot.
>>678432043
this nigger
and "we" you are alone boi
>>678432043
Hah
Mira uses kek and sage?
>mira=b/ro
>>678432122
She didn't respond to my "if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen" pickup line
all this damage control
thread is kill. Leave it alone now
>>678432438
kek it will live on forever
http://fgts.jp/b/thread/678409162/
>>678432523
>>678432523
I'll try calling her again tomorrow
All I want is to shit in her vagina, as a friend
i love this site
>>678432582
>>678432523
cancer
>>678432653
>>678432717
>drama free
>>678432717
"Drama Free" oh, so she's a liar too?
If OP really was that dumb to post her number by accident then this thread is hilarious. If OP is trolling us into spamming her then he is legendary.
>>678432653
>OP/Spiderman fag
Start a new thread tomorrow
>>678432717
thats not her. all the info posted by OP was proven false. Miras not a real person.
I sent her this and asked if she needs backup.
No response.
>>678427883
>What are time zones?
>>678433079
>>678433064
this faggot
you all got baited