Part II!
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Part II!
Hope Ikarous shows up. Not.
electric boogaloo
>>678404160
Yeah, they just checked out buddy, don't count on it.
>>678404298
Thank god. Fuck that stupid bitch.
>>678404019
Fortune telling? How is my relationship with her going to turn out?
I'm here, still dealing with shit
<Goddamnit Franz, I dont give a shit about your War!>
>>678404019
Wooo! i made it in time~
Fortune please?
Well, we're off to a good start.
where's my fortune telling op, what the fug
Reimu, tell me mine. "Daughter". Give it to me straight, no messing with the results.
>>678404160
I really hate that worthless bitch too.
>>678405362
I wouldn't say worthless. A hole is still a hole. hue.
>>678404511
>>678404713
I need names. You can make them up if you like. In fact I'd encourage using keywords to avoid getting lumped in with other same names. The wheel of destiny is tricky that way.
>>678404687
I'm glad you did! What's up, Marisa?
Hey guys, it's me pissFreakSal here with another donator piss review. This piss was sent in by Joe from Milwaukee, thanks Joe. Going right into this, it tastes lightly of sauteed greens and chick pea. It's going down smooth, not of a lot of a burn hitting the esophagus. Overall, the sensation of this piss but the flavor wasn't all that great. If you guys want to help me pay my alimony and have me review your piss, donate at patreon dot com forwardslash PissFreakJoe
>>678405465
Susana, that's her name.
Give me the best you have, i'm intrigued
>>678405465
-sighs- Nothing seems to be working...
< 35 > Girlfriend has cheated on me after 5 years. Time to pay her back https://hive.am/vxjM9 Enjoy this leak /b/, it has 3 videos of this bitch. Will remove it in a few minutes
>>678405881
I didn't know you lived in Detroit!
>>678404743
Second thread always starts out fast.
>>678405251
>Daughter has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Silver", "22".
Hmm... sorry, it's not much. Normal means neither good nor bad, so this year will be what you make of it.
Silver, well... that's lucky for you. Jewelry, especially. But it also symbolizes riches and wealth, and there could be some opportunity headed your way.
From a color psychology viewpoint, it signals a time of reflection and a change of direction as it illuminates the way forward. It helps with the cleansing and releasing of mental, physical and emotional issues and blockages as it opens new doors and lights the way to the future.
>>678406048
Haha~ not quite, more like the frozen wastelands of northern sweden
>>678407006
go away ikarous.
>>678405465
Jeanjohn
>>678405629
>Susana has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Money", "66".
Oh my... well, money might become an issue for you two at some point. I can't say if it'll end things or not, but it'll be a struggle.
>>678405881
Mm, I'm sorry Marisa... did something else happen?
>>678407499
-gives Reimu an embarrassed look-
Internet refused to work... but when i finally got it to work i treated myself to some tea...
Then i tripped on my way here..... -pouts-
>>678407322
>Jeanjohn has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "45".
Purple and violet represent harmony of the mind and the emotions, contributing to mental balance and stability, peace of mind, a link between the spiritual and the physical worlds, between thought and activity.
Since your luck is bad, there may be an imbalance or a period of emotional strife ahead.
>>678408382
Aww, that sounds just terrible.
-hugs Marisa-
It's okay. Today is just an unlucky day. I'll make the tea for you next time, if you want. I'm super lucky!
Huh?
A thread is still up?
Did I kiss anything?
>>678410024
*Miss
goddamnit
>>678410024
You can kiss me amytime you want~
>>678409507
Always so nice and helpful
With you by my side i might actually get through this most unfortunate day~<3
>>678410024
you missed a bunch of shit flinging in the last thread
>>678410024
>>678410119
Nnnot that I know of.
-giggle-
>>678410024
Nope.
Also, nice misspell.
>>678408382
That sucks. Try not to trip next time.
>>678410586
You come from Sweden? I'm just one country over!
>>678410737
>>678410846
fgts.jp has failed me, they don't have the last thread archived...
>>678406042
a frog with an afro? now i've seen everything.
>>678410586
-kisses Marisa's cheek-
You most certainly will!
>>678411170
Mhm~! Norwiegan right?
>>678410993
I mean... i try not to trip all the time im walking.
I'm just really bad at it -nervous giggle-
>>678411720
Nah. Finnish.
Looks like I've got a reason to polish my Swedish again...
I spoke Finnish, Swedish and Norwegian fluently at 5 years old and then forgot everything.
>>678411578
~<3
>>678412479
Finnish eh? Mustapippuri!
>>678412479
>>678413568
I'm making so many friends who live close to each other!
>>678413930
Woo
Oklahoma
I the words of our savior, Papa Franku, "it's time to stop"
>>678413568
Svart...
Svartpepper?
Svartpeppar!
>>678413930
Reimu world tour when?
>>678414082
That's not that close...
>>678414318
It was meant to be an unenthusiastic woo, but it sounded better in my head
>>678413930
I think its safe to say people from the nordic countries can be unbearably cute then~ :3c
>>678414318
Mhm, and näkkileipä! all the finnish i know.
So do you come here often? haven't seen you around before (not that i'm a frequent visitor myseslf)
>>678414579
I thought it was fine so don't worry!
>>678415175
Well, with so many friends to visit and couches to sleep on, maybe not long!
>>678414318
Judging from my experiences, I must agree!
hmmmm hello
?
>>678415807
ohai
>>678415807
m-moshi moshi
>>678416168
Putting yourself up for d-display like that when new people come in..
Both Marisa and Reimu seem to be posting Marisa & Reimu and I can't tell who's who ;~;
>>678415175
knäckebröd!
I can still remember some words like this but have to look up how they were written...
I'm here whenever I'm awake at the right time! It looks like the first thread started at 1am though...
>>678415645
It looks like you wrote the wrong replies to the posts there...
I don't know if I can house anyone, but something can always be arranged!
>>678415807
Hello, how are things?
>>678416464
That's not me. That's a clone made by Yukari. I've been with you this whole time!
>>678416168
News at 10: Shrine turned Strip Club
>>678416104
>>678416168
>>678416951
am i okay here..?
>>678417303
i'd assume so
>>678417636
okay then..!
>>678416958
Hahaha aww~ And it's where you should stay!
>>678416951
Oh right! You're gmt+2
I find it hard enough to stay up for these to begin with.
>>678417925
Sup angel?
>>678418063
what do you mean by this
>>678418103
i'm just hanging out, finding new places
do these threads happen a lot
>>678416982
>it's hard to come by when no one's donating, hopefully this will change that
Says the shrine maiden
>also this lets me finally do what I love!
>>678418103
I just wake up early.
>>678418103
Does Marisa want me all to herself?
>>678416982
>>678418375
You guyyyys.
Fucking weebs.
>>678418909
are you underage? -- be honest
>>678418262
Pretty much yeah
>>678418488
I-I wouldn't know.. Maybe~?
Yep. Ripe age of 16. I'm gonna leave, you can do your cancerous things
>>678419494
okay so next question - what is the point of this thread
>>678419494
Maybe it is!
>>678419693
uhm... Just friends getting together in a less anonymous fashion i suppose
>>678419693
I'm here for the entertainment. And the cocaine. But mostly entertainment.
>>678419693
>>678420091
A-And cocaine!
>>678420001
>>678420091
so it's just a thread for chatting?
>>678420347
Mhm.. You know all those dumb ideas and thoughts you keep having? Well this is the perfect place to share those dumb thoughts with equally dumb people!
>>678420347
I guess.
Though I'd love for some more anons to pop in...
>>678420642
that's perfect
should i keep smoking?
>>678420786
well if you're not anon then who are you?
>>678420928
Shes Me-chan~ Creator and engineer of one of the worst softwares on the planet!
And on the smoking part, if it fills that endless void in your heart for just a meager second... go for it!
>>678419854
You wouldn't mind.. would you?
>>678419854
>>678421382
Jesus Christ
Get a room or something.
>>678421547
e-relationships are a beautiful thing!
>>678421659
A-Are those self drawn? ..They're strangely charming
>>678421547
They're so glued to each other it's hard to tell who's who!
>>678420928
Get your nicotine elsewhere if possible.
>>678421382
I wouldn't mind at all!
-giggles-
>>678421547
My shrine, my rules. Go sweep the roof.
>>678421853
yes, these are all mine! thanks
>>678421976
i've barely started so it'd be better to just quit it completely than try some other method
>>678422178
I don't smoke because that means i must go outside, such a hassle making it hardly worth to smoke!
>>678421976
Ufufufu~
>>678422178
Well, there you have it, I suppoese!
Stop before it's too late!
>>678423038
that's actually partly why i would want to do it
i need to get out
>>678423067
probably a good idea
>>678423271
Ontop of that, if you get those pilot glasses you can look badass while fluttering around with your tiny wings
you guys dont use namesync why?
>>678423596
like this?
>>678423738
Exactly! pilot glasses plus a smoke in your mouth = Badass
Anything thats a hassle to set up is not something im inclined on doing.
>>678423954
There you go!
>>678424117
it's really no hassle
>>678424277
If it means clicking on something thats not already on my screen then its a huuuuuuuuge hassle!
>>678424636
-stares at Marisa-
>>678424277
I think I've seen you before.
I wonder where.
>>678424636
If Reimu did a world tour, would you get out of your chair to see her?
>>678424832
W-What...? Did i forget something? -panics-
>>678425018
I-I'd make her come sit with me!
>>678424636
do iiiiiit!
>>678425018
where else do you go?
>>678422075
Already sweeped.
I sweep everything. Even the cocaine. And the Phalanx statue.
>>678421659
Not when they are about to fuck in front of you
>>678423738
I have mobile, no namesync for me.
>>678425788
well at that point you join in!
>>678425637
W-what? No! I-it's nothing, don't worry about it...
>>678425788
Did you sweep the broom closet?
>>678425925
I start in the broom closet and work my way around the shrine, into the ceiling to sweep that, get the walls really quickly, get the roof, and then sweep the grass for good measure. Sweep repeatedly if necessary.
>>678425701
Haha i love you so much!
It might not be that much of a hassle.. but it's the principle of actually doing something!
>>678426258
<3
oh well it's up to you
who is ikarous
>>678425925
-sneaks up and embraces Reimu- Too late~ Now what's bothering my sweetie?
>>678426567
Someone who I tried to be nice to, until I realized you can't be nice to someone who has a flabby asshole for a mouth
>>678426887
the one i love goes by ikarous sometimes.. maybe it was them
where is the last thread?
>>678426194
Sheesh. You really go all out with sweeping. I was hoping you overlooked something...
>>678426567
A troubled girl who has unfortunately done a lot to make people angry at her.
>>678426763
-blushes and looks to the side-
I-I um... I just thought you were pretty in that night gown, th-that's all it was honestly..
>>678427155
this may be the one i love!
>>678427265
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY 4CHAN!?!?!?
>>678427538
i have made it much better
>>678427111
The plus side is it gives me people to insult
The down side is I'm not supposed to enter a battle of wits with an unarmed person
>>678427658
>insulting potentially the one i love
dont do this ;_ ;
>>678427265
I wouldn't doubt it... in that case, I advise you to be careful with your feelings. What is it that you love about her, then?
>>678427538
Marisa's so adorable. . .
>>678427861
she's perfect! nice and adorable! smart and funny! and makes me feel great
however she does have a bit of a streak of being unpopular in internet communities
