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post your fat cat
Not exactly fat, but I think this will do
>>678384454
your cat is a fat pos
Bumping for cute.
>>678385830
I wanna rub that tummy
Here's another of my 27 pound putz
As you can tell I think my cat has beautiful eyes
>inb4 cat gore
tfw my cat rarely comes home so I can't take a picture of him
>>678386567
7/10 would let it cut off the circulation to my legs.
>>678386452
He loves belly rubs and pats. He loves pretty much everything. Most laid back cat in the world. He really likes being in my cupboards too.
>>678387061
i don't think those shoes fit him
>>678387061
Nice shoes, catte
>>678386569
Tell me about it
And he LOVES being spooned. His name is Puddy....like the puddy tat that tweety bird always talked about.
My cat loves belly rubs too
He's better than all the other cats in the world
I'm not fat, I am spacially challanged
>>678385192
>>678385830
>>678386567
>>678387061
>>678387173
>>678387385
I think we can all agree that gold/orange eyes are best
And the fat lady sings
>>678387061
pt 2 of the baby
>>678387621
We gots swag
His name is Shatner
>>678387787
Best cat in this entire thread.
Major Tom Hoover, (the plate vaccumm)
>>678387260
Like cat, like owner.
>>678384454
i used to fuck a cat lady
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>678388218
Thnk you very much young man, now
GET IN MY BELLY
>>678388704
I love it but please don't tell me it's name is 'meme'
>>678388447
Second best cat in this entire thread.
>>678387016
My cat is a dick. He'll let you rub his belly then BAM! Wraps his front paws around your wrist and starts biting.
>I fall for it everytime
>>678388443
I thought you had to leave the baby lions at the zoo!
Does he make a good pillow at least?
Bumping for best thread on /b/
I got you a picture in mid-mlem!
He has accepted his fate as my lap warmer now.
Oh to be a spoiled rotten cat without a care in the world.
>>678390251
Me me, it is, but I did not name it. She is a neighbors.
>>678393416
Jesus fucking christ, this just got weird.
Cotton, the bobtail putting the moves on his old lady after a night out catting around
>>678394081
I stand corrected.
New best cat in this entire thread.
This is my fucking cat ugh. Every day. Every day with this bullshit.
Do not call poster weird,
He is anti-normal
Don't let the cat out of the bag!
>>678394203
c'est la guerre
Lil'Purrdy
Best of the Best
/thread
>>678395182
Wait until someone posts a Scottish Fold or Persian, then you're fucked neighbourino
>>678395541
4th best.
>>678395541
4th?
HA!
>>678384454
some fine pussy in this thread
>>678395744
Who's the third best then? I nominate >>678391992 bc cleavage
None of them are mine. These fat bastards
>>678395997
Cat Dancer and boxer and Purrdy
ain't no 4th
>>678396181
>>678394081 1st
>>678395182 2nd
>>678388447 3rd
>>678395997 4th
>>678396174
Original joke
>>678396218
We purrfer being called
Independent Freeloaders
i had a fat cat, he was 10kg. he died this day last year. rest in peace, blizzard.
>>678387531
that's a fucking nice cat
You lucky fucks.
I wish I could have a cat.
>>678396566
What is their purrogative?
>>678396471
We know where you live
>>678396606
>Greetings from Germany.
shes not fat
>>678396718
You really do.
Based cat
>>678396606
RIP BLizzy
>>678397080
Very good one
Would steal.
>>678388443
fat cat being petted by fat fingers at the end of a fat arm.
Shit, healthy doesn't happen in your household.
>>678388605
>not a rickroll
wtf
Lost my girl on Monday. Posting in tribute.
She sleeps....
>>678396718
It's the cat's ass!! I just wish mine could clean his own. I wipe it every night for him. Downside to fat cat
>>678397229
that's what blizzard looked like
>>678396725
Purrrogative?
We don't need no Purrogative
>>678396860
Shooter?
>>678391992
More puddy + your puddies
>>678397166
Come get her, just watch out for the gators
His name is Adolph
I didn't name him.
>>678397648
Gerard
Please rate my cat.
>>678398562
Do you have any pictures of him not making a stupid face? This is important.
Gotta go, take out the trash
>>678398967
New first place.
>>678396386
>>678387577
i can haz mouf?
>>678397842
More puddy? Okay!!
+ puddies?
Out of all my years of lurking, trolling and posting....I've never heard body parts called puddies. I kekked. 7/10 would consider but this thread is too cute
>>678399304
Made it up on the spot tbh. & a fellow lurker kek
>>678399241
Challange accepted
Lil Bear plays sphynx
>>678399488
All the puddies in a pack i suppose?
>>678399945
4th.
>>678399945
and stalks the judges
>>678400068
Sweet mother of puddies
>>678394081
Growing up we had a bobtail named Bobby that lived to be 18. Best cat NA and of all time
>>678400068
I want your kik. Kek. How do i go about getting it. I literally want photos of your cat.
>>678400165
Just playing around
>>678400167
Toppest of keks.
>>678400624
Idk who i want to cuddle with more. I think ive fallen for your kat. Kek. Wat do
>>678400251
Bobwhite is please to hear that
Om nom nom suppertime!!
>>678384454
I feed him too much.
Bjorn the bear cat
>>678400851
Puddy is pleased with your love
>>678401181
Holy shit. Thats it. Give me your kik. Puddy's so fat i love it
>>678401361
Im begging
>>678401181
Must get kik. Need puddy. Before this thread 404's
Ayee anyone got a cow cat though?
i don't have kik. But I'm willing to load up an imgur album with a bunch of his fat furry glory
>>678402211
Straight dubs have spoken. Pls do.
My cat maeby.
>>678402211
So..fat..
>>678386567
Maximus M. Puss (17yrz) and his twink the Wee Kitty Seamus (2yrs)
Look at my belly! Look at it!
Rate my cat
>>678402770
perfect/10
>>678402211
Puddy. Pls.
Puddy album pt1 currently uploading. Puddy album pt2 soon to follow
< 3 > Girlfriend has cheated on me after 5 years. Time to pay her back https://hive.am/vxjM9 Enjoy this leak /b/, it has 3 videos of this bitch. Will remove it in a few minutes
https://imgur.com/a/G1JDv
Puddy pt1 is up! Going to older photos for next album
mew
maw
mow
>>678387260
>>678388487
Yup, cuties. Moar of both?
>>678404175
Is.... Is this what I think it is?
>>678403734
Oh my puddy.
>>678403734
You are a goddess for doing this.
>>678384454
heres my little chub
>>678388443
Arrgh anon- san, it's not like I wanted you to pet me or anything
Jerry the 35lbs wonder
Puddy pt2 is on its way! Another 47 images full of fluff!
I had a fat black cat too! She was 20lbs of pure sass.
>>678407295
YES!! As the owner of Puddy, he was up to 37 as well a few years ago. But he's 12 years old now and i noticed him limping so I started feeling bad and put him on a diet. He's down to 27 now and hates having to wait for mealtime!
Here is my fatass
>>678408140
Fatass likes to be spooned. Took this photo just now
http://m.imgur.com/a/vnGKb
Puddy album 2. I wish we could get all of these big beautiful cats together into a gigantic cuddle puddle.
>>678408425
Mine too! I was sick and he was comforting me in this one.
Why do they just let you fuck with them?
>>678407295
That isn't a shadow. That is a solar eclipse.
She wouldn't stay still here ya go. She's a rescue after my neighbour left her behind (new wife was allergic) She often stays in the roof so i removed several panels inside and out so she can let herself out during the day.
>>678410185
Ceiling cat?!
>>678410373
He's gonna watch you masturbate
Best. Thread. Evarr. Must boop kitties.
>>678410523
>>678410373
Kek, i hadn't realized that
>>678411023
I agree i fapped like crazy
