Waifu claiming thread - D stands for Don't know any more editions edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep RP and ERP at a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>How do we know if they are real guns?
>I don't know we will just have to point them at each other
>shoot and see which one is real
>most important: Have fun!
Chara claimed.
>>678377261
>sprints off into the woods
Let's gooooo!
>>678377545
One day..
>>678377616
Workings no fun. Like I told Prinz just win the lottery. You'll thank me later!
Tenryuu claimed
>>678377494
kagami claimed
>>678377494
thanks for thread
>hugs
>>678377261
Screw that, small cute girls are always the best. I hope if I get a gf she can be cute and tiny and just ready for my super cuddles.
~Sakura claimed! Absolutely the purest.
>Lurking, hope you guys have a nice thread.
>No CAPTCHa for now
>FeelsGood
>Sameji in the house
guys, you can buy cigarettes online? why did no one tell me?!
>>678377857
i thought D standed for Dildo?
>Sachi Claim
>>678377791
Moo
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>678377915
>that image
Niiice
boat claimed
>>678377961
Ruri, is there anything bothering you?
>>678377616
Post a pic. I have a Jackson Kelly (2009 model) and a basic Yamaha Pacifica. Both have been sitting around unused for a while.
>>678377261
Its all good. We are here for this, you know.
Rory claimed.
>>678378049
Who dis
>>678377494
I'm gonna take a shower, I'll be back in a few.
>>678377994
They wanted to see you live past 30
>>678378302
cya
>>678377808
>Holds on to you and looks over head
Hey uh.. not that I'm doubting you but where are we going..?
>>678377997
I made it shorter for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ
>>678378253
And I'll do my best to do the same for you :)
>>678377808
one day the perfect flat chest will appear!
>>678377933
Ehehe~
>hugs back
Everything for my Yuuko~
>>678378434
Ryuko is back baby!
>>678378302
have fun
>>678378337
fuck that, I want to try lucky strikes
I keep on waiting, waaiting. Waiting on enter the gungeon to download
I've only neen waiting a few mins
>>678378434
>stops to catch my breath
There's a fortress a mile or two deep! There has to be stuff in there!
>>678378463
I believe!
So on my facebook theres a Moe love channel I follow, and they posted up an Ice-user pic for voting
>mfw no Cirno
>>678378547
>>678377997
The lewdies seem to love you today, Asplode-chan
>>678377494
Claiming all these beauties
Claiming the Homura for the Homuranon.
- tsuzu
>>678378646
I'm cool with lewd and everything, but this D&D shit's gross.
>>678378547
Now that just looks dangerous.
>>678378646
>Takes off my hat and puts it on you, giggling
Okay! You're not tired are you..?
>>678378731
Well I'm not gonna be that fun of a target :(
Claimed
I nearly pissed myself
>>678378731
>>678378816
only one waifu per person unless you want your laifu ruined
>>678378646
So do I!
>But I feel bad about it. I want one because I want some Sex
>I don't want everything to resolve about Sex
>>678378731
>Ice user
>not cirno
What kind of blasphemy is this?!
>>678378993
thumbnail mate
>>678378993
Sorry for ants
>>678379025
My laifu would be okay with these angels by my side
>>678378826
Hey you're not in it why should you care?
>>678378966
No I'm fine! Here it is!
>points to a large stone walled Fort on top of a hill
>>678379064
>Oh lewd
There's one out there!
>>678377494
claimin' best waifu
>>678378975
I can dig it
>>678378975
>>678379021
Well, dont I feel special now.
>>678379064
The kind that many people have found and agreed with.
>>678378975
Ah, eyepatch-chan!
>>678379289
I guess they're just desperate now.
>>678379184
I'm just making fun of
>me
>you
>rp rules
Maybe I have to use more :^)s
>>678379064
No actual size, sadly
>>678379021
Do me instead!
Lurking and crunching
>>678379184
You mean a DFC just for lewds?
>That's kinda sad too
>>678379459
it's not cirno so it's not okay
>>678378826
It could be Pathfinder dude. #notallrpgs
>>678379184
>Looks up at it and shrinks down, holding you tighter
Woah this place is huge..! How do we get in..?
>>678378731
And so it begins with you as well.
>>678379459
I thought I was eyepatch-chan..
>>678379566
Feel the burn
>>678379630
I wanna play!
>>678379630
>>678379601
>#notallrpgs
kek
>>678379476
Yeah if you used a :^) it woulda helped. Is it you're jealous I'm this close to. Megumin hmm?
>>678379576
N.. No one that likes lewds and cuddles!
>I think I found mine
>I've slid into. Those dms
>now I gotta ask her out
>>678379630
>sets Megumin down
>points to the side wall
I already dug a small hole in the Wall over there! We can get in through there
You ready?
>>678379482
There is a powerful tool called google reverse search.
- homura
>>678379630
You were changed to Asplode-chan as soon as the true eyepatch-chan arrived.
And they might go through everyone eventually. Just find it funny that they think it affects me at all.
>>678379576
I called them out on no Cirno. Other people agree with me. How could they leave out the strongest fairy?
>>678379289
Rikka not that kind of girl. She sweet, dumb and innocent.
>>678380059
And now they post more Rikka. You dont see how they do things.
>>678380034
>>678379566
>Lurking on you while you lurk the thread lurking for me
I'm fucking tired. Just 1 more hour.
>>678379988
I did that, tard
>>678379917
I wish you best of luck asking her out!
>>678380034
Of course they agree with you! How could they not?!
I also agree with you!
The strongest has to be there!
>>678380167
Lies! Dirty, dirty lies!
>>678379811
Play what? I don't know If prinz can carry two people at once...
Ah what am I saying? They can do anything!
>>678379812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv41VDQ11Nc
>>678379917
>Frowns and stretches, looking over.
Yeah I'm always ready! What do you think we'll find inside??
>>678380034
Hmm.. I see I see. Carry on.
>>678379917
Somehow I feel like the more interesting answer would be 'Yes'.
Actually no, but we can pretend I said yes.
My humor can be kinda aggressive, I guess, so I'll try to use :^)s, but sometimes I fear overusing dat shit.
>>678380272
>not sure if bait or just stupid
>>678380059
>>678380330
I already know she likes me, but all I know Is that she has other crushes. One day I'll do it
>>678380392
I don't know! But it's guarded so it must be good!
>>678380442
Yeah I understand.
>>678380442
That reaction is pretty good, almost makes me forget the rest of the pic it comes from.
>>678380392
>>678380442
>>678379917
Yeah tsuzu stopped caring about me a while ago fufufu ;p I mean just last thread they assumed I had something so wrong with me that boys don't approach me, remember?
Claiming best grill Kyouko
>>678380683
Squish
Rory-sama
>>678380245
I'm tired too, it' currently 9:04. But somehow I feel like I'll be up until 2AM.
I haven't had this much fun in ages.
I'll head to bed. See you guys later and until then: Have a good one
>>678380619
Aww... I can understand...
Okay everyone, I'll be off for today! See you tomorrow!
>>678380777
Nice Trips Anon
>>678380819
>>678380826
g'night
>>678380517
That ain't even my waifu but that's still messed up fam
>>678380683
>>678380819
Goodnight pretty ship
>>678380826
Goodnight little killer
>>678380619
O-Okay..! You lead the way and I'll stay back and watch our backs.
I mean I would totally take point but I don't want to have all the fun..!
>Gets behind you and holds on to your arm
>>678380826
Bye bye chara! Have a nice time!
>>678381037
Haven't been paying attention, are we shit-posting /Lewd/?
>>678381037
Y
>>678380669
I don't get why tsuzu would! You're a cool girl!
>it was rude of him to say :o
>>678380819
Gn tenryuu!
>>678380826
Goodnight Chara! Sleep well
>Sleepy hugs
>>678381141
>sneaks along wall to the hole I made
>slide through and peeks to see if any guards are looking
>walks in and signals that it's safe
>>678381037
Fuck yes, I really needed some yuru yuri porn
>>678381297
>>678381418
Yuri means lesbian.
Those are cocks in their vaginas
>Lesbians
>Cock in vagina
No...
>>678381297
I don't know why either
>Tbh it kinda got me down..
>>678381297
>Follows behind slowly, looking around behind us.
>Climbs up out of the hole and looks around
This place is bigger on the inside then it looked...
>>678381721
Who cares? Its sexy
>>678378975
The tyrant's eye!
>>678380819
Night
And to answer kagami's question frim before, it's all good. Left knee hurts from having a 77lb box dropped on it after losing a grip though
So how's everybody doing? Where the smug crew at?
Lurk
>I want to be honest
>I want to be bad
>I want to destroy you
>I want to move fast
>I want the attention
>I want all the cash
>I want all the ass
>Is it too much to ask?
>I want to be faithful
>I want to be raw
>I want to be ignorant
>I want to know all
>I want to die someday
>I want to live long
>I want what I ask for
>And I get what I want
>>678381575
Oh thanks?
>>678381874
>I'm here for you <3
>>678381874
Yeah it is pretty big isn't it?
>points over to the main building in the middle
I think it's over there!
>>678380669
I don't really know how important my attention is to you. You seem to find your way around just fine.
I don't want you to misunderstand; I just feel like there is no real point for me to force a conversation if you're already having plenty; but I have no intent whatsoever to ignore you either.
Kinda hard to put this well as ESL.
>>678381983
Oh, no one I guess... It's not like using the correct pineapple is needed to convey specific meanings.
>>678382090
ouch! be sure to ice it, and don't destroy before you go to the navy lol
>>678382090
I can bang out a smug.png
>>678381874
I assume there's something wrong with you.
Why else would you be here?
But perfectly fine, makes you more interesting
I was injured.
>>678382355
what if i just like dank mee mee's?
>>678382375
Rest in Peace
>>678382445
Do normal people like dank mee mee's?
>>678382375
You ok galko?
>>678382092
>I think that I'm human
>I think about God
>I think of the chances
>I think that I'm wrong
>I think to be thoughtful
>But I know that I'm not
>You think I'm a fake
>And I know you're a fraud
>I fuck when I need to
>I fuck when I want
>I'll fuck you in love
>Though it is not
>I'll fucking digest you
>One kiss at a time
>You wish I was yours
>And I hope that you're mine
>>678382445
may mays > mee mees
>>678382603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xucj4BAgEeA
seems pretty normal to me
>>678380778
That's great.
>Because I expect you to be around when I return home.
>>678382375
If it bleeds, I can kill it
Hi guys
>>678382090
Smug crew reporting in.
I'm doing okay.. how about you?
>>678382208
Thank you <3
>>678382208
>Nod and holds on to my staff tighter, trying to stay quiet
I can already smell all the gold we're gonna find..! At least I hope that's what we're going to find..
>>678382286
Trust me, it isn't important to me. and we weren't even talking about you ignoring me.
>I'd rather you ignore me than you accuse me of having something wrong with me out of nowhere
>>678382355
There's at least one thing wrong with everyone :) and I am okay with that.
>>678382375
What happened??
>>678382603
they need to do a study about that, im not sure, im defenitely not here for dank memes...
>>678382843
yeah....sarcasm doesn't translate well into text, even david bowie pronounces it meem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJdA7dwx6-4&nohtml5=False
>>678382942
You're welcome <3
>but seriously whoever gets you as an anon waifu is one lucky fucker
>>678382942
>points to the guards
You take the ones on the left out and I got the right okay?
>>678382090
>have my smuggest Homura
A little tired but weekend just started so its ok, and you?
>>678382948
the meme game is off.
Season only starts up again after international tragedy.
>>678382843
>Alpha as fuck
>>678382942
good. Accept yourself like i can't.
>>678377494
This is my waifu
>>678382940 are you guys ignoring me??
Well, tonight was a busy night at work
>>678383472
>furry
>>678383285
i honestly only come here for these threads, they help with loneliness
>captcha: school bus
>>678383166
I haven't even considered that yet..
>The same goes for you. Very very lucky n_n I don't know who yours is though...
>>678383166
>Blinks and looks at my staff stuttering a bit
O-Okay! I'll do my best!
>Sneaks up behind him and hits him on the head with my staff as hard as I can
>>678383285
I'm really sorry to hear that... Give it time, I'm sure with the right mindset you can do it!
>>678382321
It's a bit bruised and a small bit of blood is all. But I will an ice pack on it just in case
>>678382338
BROTHER!
>>678382349
A smug you say?
>>678382375
Know that feel
>>678382942
>>678383191
I need ice for knee cap lol
>>678383485
Hey welcome back. What did ya do fran?
>>678383485
that sucks, but ill be it flew by huh?
>>678382770
>>678382942
I turned the water to the hottest it goes and stepped in without knowing how hot it was and I fell and hit my knee
>I just sat there in shame afterwards
>>678383485
Hi Fran
>>678382922
It would have been cooler if it bled
I'm never the same, I change every week
I won't stay in the middle, I'll kill everything
Yeah I'm stuck in between, if I'm wrong or I'm right
I would ask for advice, but I just do what I like
Can't get over the fact, people living a lie
Just to stay entertained, what a waste of a life
What a waste of a space, what the fuck is your point
You're a waist with no spine, you're a waste of my time
I smoke cause I'm stressed, I try to get high
But it gets me depressed, I'm just tryna get by
I'm just drivin' at night, I got no music on
I got no favorite song, it's just me and my thoughts
I've fallen in love, I've fallen behind
I've fallen for her, more than once, only twice
I fell in the pool, got chlorine in my eyes
And it burned for a minute, but I didn't go blind
>>678383672
>smug
>>678383899
>2016
>Using le funny meme arrows
>>678383485
Hello franny
Tough day?
>>678383642
Ya, no one else to talk to.
I also like when anons do shit differently as a result of talking to others.
woke up at 4am and couldn't get back to sleep
>gif is me right now
>its 11:30am now
>>678383672
Your knee got rekt? What happened?
>>678382942
>not intend to ignore ignore
I couldn't find a way to say I still wanted to talk with you without sounding like an idiot.
I was originally assuming you were just poking fun at the stuff last thread, but apparently you misunderstood.
I was curious about what would cause you to complain about thick girls getting all the boys, since body type isn't really a sufficient explanation.
And indeed it was not, as you clarified yourself, but not because you are defective, but because it actually has little impact on your dating success.
>I usually enjoy these arguments but this was kinda unpleasant
>>678384001
>not browsing 9gag
>>678377494
They are not your "wifes". They are just drawings.
>>678383710
That was the bright side, that and the sweet and sour chicken I have for dinner/lunch
>>678383672
Worked at a Chinese place, for about 45 minutes there was always someone on both of our two phones
>>678383786
Hey!
Did the other Fran anon do much after I left?
>>678383669
>ah mine is Teto-anon! But she doesn't show up in the threads much so we just PM each other a lot
>>678383669
>sneaks up behind the other two and knocks them out
Alright! Let's go!
>walks into the building
>>678383786
Lol that's kind of cute. I hope your ok though
>>678384008
yeah! i dunno its fun being in these threads, as sad as that sounds...
>>678384174
mmmm sounds good, do you have to work tomorrow?
>>678383485
>>678384174
ayy
>>678383142
fair point, however i believe may mays are bad mee mees, a separate thing
>>678383672
>smug
>>678384025
I once had a night where I woke up every hour for 4 hours.
>>678384025
That's a shame.
>>678384363
I still don't know if being in these threads is helpful or not mentally.
Fun though.
Kobato claimed
>>678383672
Ouch.. I hope it doesn't hurt too bad.
>Smug
>>678383786
M stands for Mistakes happen
Be careful though >~< I don't want you hurting yourself..
>>678384123
Ah okay.. I see
>>678384193
>Walks in a little surprised it went so well
Okay let's just hope the rest of this will go as smoothly..!
>>678384123
I feel like I don't misunderstand as much as you insufficiently explain what you mean. It happens a lot and this always follows afterwards.
>It's rarely pleasant.
>>678384560
mmmm, i'd prolly be better off going on dating site or somethin but....whatever