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"You haven't heard? He was all over the paper"
>>678369013
I fucking love that dog
This one hurts
>>678369195
epic death. full story?
>>678370081
2 people in it. 1 ded. 1 no injury basically. Fell all the way down
>>678370190
1 dead 1 no injury? how is that possible? any info more info. would like to look up the story
>>678370418
Look up zorbing death in Russia I think? The one who was on the bottom when it landed died.
>>678370537
>that walking away
Always gets me
>>678371192
"doodoo doo doo dooo... Today is a good day"
>>678371072
Fucking kek. Cunt got what he deserved.
Nigger shooting at niggers
>>678372226
The stronger and smarter race come out victorious
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin...
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man, running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man said, "No, we just sell lemonade. But it's cold and it's fresh and it's all home-made. Can I get you glass?" The duck said, "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away. 'Til the very next day.
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man, running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man said, "No, like I said yesterday, We just sell lemonade. OK? Why not give it a try?". The duck said, "Goodbye."
Then he waddled away. 'Til the very next day.
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man said, "Look, this is getting old. I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold. Why not give it a go?" The duck said, "How 'bout, no."
Then he waddled away. 'Til the very next day.
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man said, "THAT'S IT! If you don't stay away, Duck, I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck. So don't get too close!" The duck said, "Adios."
Then he waddled away. 'Til the very next day.
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any glue?" "What?" "Got any glue?" "No, why would I– oh!" And one more question for you; "Got any grapes?"
And the man just stopped. Then he started to smile. He started to laugh. He laughed for a while. He said, "Come on duck, let's walk to the store. I'll buy you some grapes so you won't have to ask anymore."
So they walked to the store and the man bought some grapes. He gave one to the duck and the duck said, "Hmm... No thanks. But you know what sounds good? It would make my day. Do you think this store... has any... lemonade?"
Then he waddled away
>>678368885
shit nigga
>>678370642
thx anon, 1 death other critical condition
>>678369736
Jesus fuck why!?!
Brutal
>>678368825
dammmmn
>>678368660
>MFW music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1gmebxtGF0
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>678374699
I've seen this copy pasta so many fucking times it's not even funny, but I'll give you a 2/10 for making me reply.
>>678374952
Legit physics/10
>>678374952
gotta love dem rocket propelled shotgun rounds
nigger
>>678369013
skateboard fag is paralyzed kek
>>678375441
his stomach and bowels are rekt i reckon
>>678375441
That's what a hamburger's all about
Bump
>>678368825
TOOK IT LIKE A FUCKING CHAMP
HOW DID THAT BASTARD KEEP ON GOING
THAT WAS A SERIOUS HUNK O' MEAT
>>678369488
There's some serious face grinding going on here
>>678372487
Which has always been the White race.
>>678373962
Not a YLYL thread, but fucking lost it!
>>678369330
holy shit that's amazing
>>678377324
Then why are Jews the victors?
>>678378002
I love how one single statement about the Jews running Western civilization stops your racism to a halt.
It happens every time. Every single time.
>>678377221
showing who's the dominant race 'round here
>>678373162
chipped beef
>>678374939
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>678369736
Somebody thinks they found something new.. This is older than 2004 and was from a site you could hit by typing in kids in the sandbox in google and click feeling lucky.
>>678380028
ultimate surrender?
>>678370537
story?
>>678380237
I wish
>>678368825
well fuck
>>678371192
ikr coolest chink ever
>>678373962
Wtf is this, Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots?
>>678379828
that hand clap
kek
>christian secret society planning on makin a few billion plebs rekt
>>678369488
File Not named "spilled the beans"
>faggot
>>678380302
Chick and her mom stole from him. They were supposed to get married, he paid the dowry or whatever, they said thnx for the money not marrying you, he snapped.
>>678380608
is this real?
>>678369013
That wasn't the dog's fault.
>>678368825
Wow
>>678368755
>>678368825
holy fucking shit
>>678380712
how?
>>678379686
niggas gonna nig
>>678381205
wut
>>678381088
>>678381088
>>678381088
what happened next?
>>678380475
I love when people try to mug people with guns. Justice is served, hooligans.
>>678381382
The lion picks up the young deer by the head, crushing it with a swift, humane bite to the brain to kill it.
>>678373962
fake
>>678374091
Sounds so familiar. Where is that music from?
>>678380910
lmao, real?
>no talent detected
if real
>lmao, no talent
>>678380913
dont worry dan i dont think so
>>678381477
lion?
>>678381580
It's real.
>>678376817
Story?
>>678381655
Spotted lion, google it
>>678369081
Oh look, it's me in college.
Who the fuck am I kidding, it's me NOW.
>>678368825
Fucking hell.
>>678380855
DSRagdoll.webm
>>678375441
Being single and eating for two is the best feeling after a relationship.
>>678371399
Worldstar made me kek
>>678381620
Fucking parents
>>678381671
Show what happen after
>>678368885
Story?
>>678381942
Goddamn, fucking brutal
>>678381942
Literally JUST gave birth....
>>678375441
AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!!!
>>678375441
that dude just divorced some cunt vegan he'd been married to for years living off nuts and tree bark.
>>678382170
There's a longer webm, someone might have it. I don't have it. At least it had the decency to kill it fast. There's a webm of a nigger baboon eating a young deer or antelope while it's still alive, chewing at the legs and butt.
>>678381205
What's with the name. Fermi/Thermi hasn't been a thing in years.
>>678382371
If you had a cheetah lunge at you, YOU"D give birth too.
>>678380712
man If I had to die I would go out like that quick and painless while my legs crossed like I don't give a fuck.
>>678376639
Story?
>>678382544
I did, but it was a puma.
>>678382624
I don't get it. Is it some sort of disrespect or something? What's happening?
>>678382725
he was gardening
>>678379195
Legit story though?
>>678382868
Yes, but he take it too seriously
>>678379195
What happened?did the water under them get electrocuted? Did that thing hit a power line?
>>678382868
At the end of the game both teams are supposed slap hands, like a good game sort of thing. That guy was purposely pulling away from all of them, basically refusing to say good game. Disrespectful as fucking hell.
I like how quickly he fell in line with the stare down.
>>678383045
Pretty sure it was mustard gas
>>678382879
>snatch hammer
kek
>>678368825
>you mess with the bull, you get the horns
>>678383045
>>678383086
Oh ok, that makes sense. I could only see the nuance in the player that got mad.
>>678383045
Nerve Gas
>>678376639
Is he ok?
>>678383196
Well, he won my vote.
>>678369642
this is so silly and wrong, but silly.
>>678381128
That call/message. Timed I wonder?
>>678383045
>Did that thing hit a power line?
>>678383187
mustard gas doesnt kick in that fast you uneducate
>>678382199
normal day in china
>>678381308
High caliber explosive rounds.
>>678381942
Nature can be fucking cruel sometimes.
>>678383439
That's one tough fucking cat.
>>678373162
>mooooooooooove
>>678383567
That monster killed cecil
>>678381523
psh literally the best fucking video game music
>barring opinion, you may prefer guiles theme
its from the space level in ducktales
>>678369195
Lurking and fapping. Give me gore to cum too
where can i host rekt vids without them getting taken down by reddit users?
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x434utm
>>678379195
Story?
>>678383771
Dem titties tho
>>678379828
look both ways sweethear-
>>678383771
What a waste of good tits
>>678368885
when you had a bad day.
or having a REALLY GOOD ONE
>>678383976
We have been expecting you, Mr Bond.
>>678383960
you seen her sis? they've definitely got "fuckable" in their DNA
>>678380156
natural selection? natural selection.
>>678382879
Lemme kiss that boo-boo better kek
>>678380237
She already got fucked
>>678372226
>...ceaser love human more than ape
>>678380712
>never knew what him em
>>678384139
more sauce anon
>>678383439
Shit that happens in Nizhny Novgorod
>>678380475
these are my favourite rekt videos
>>678380608
12doctors.tk
>>678381128
Did he dead?
>>678381032
topkek
>>678383771
she tried her best and thats all that matters
>>678368825
why are there horses in the bull ring?
>>678383214
holy fuck my sides
10/10
>>678384803
You just wanna force her against the wall and suck on those melons as a well done for the effort
>>678384803
imagine her giving you a handjob while she fingers your prostate
>>678384962
cus murica
>>678381477
>lion
>humane bite
>>678383771
would fuck. don't even care.
>>678383771
How come so people with cerebral palsy become bed-ridden types? Like what causes her to be able to be mobile? Any medfags here? Do you have to get physical therapy from a young age to be as mobile as her?
>>678382199
just chink things. All the fucked up shit in the world happen in Chink land or Brazil.
>>678383771
i wasn't expecting this and it legit made me feel so bad for her.
since when have i not been dead inside. fuck. poor woman.
>>678384638
reverse img search gave nothing . What is that ?
>>678369013
>>678385102
tfw no handicap gf
why even live?
>>678385116
If you saw the webm of the baboon I'm referring to here you'll see what I mean >>678382427
>>678378719
Species**
>>678369081
>Opens rekt thread
>Is actually good YLYL thread
You've changed, /b/, and I'm not sure if I love it or hate it
>>678385209
she's hot, you're shallow, it's that simple really. you're still dead inside, don't worry.
>>678385209
it's a result of brain damage. she's genetically 100% normal but had hypoxia at birth.
>>678382995
>>678383827
nerve gas
>>678385369
It's a lion, it doesn't care for your morals tbh fam.
>>678382995
lol rly dude are u blind the thing they were carrying hit a powerline, electricity went through the steel and ofc they touched it and died, heart contracted etc theres your story now jack me off
>>678371399
nigger barbecue
>>678369195
This should be in YLYL thread. Why would anyone think that's a good idea.
>>678385453
yeah lack of oxygen, now she cant control her arms enough to flip a fucking pancake. so they will burn and she will have burnt pancakes. with one still on the bench. sad times.
>>678371399
Cue Star Wars Ep 3 Ani vs Obi Music
>>678385542
That was physically painful just from watching .
>>678369330
>All over the paper
>>678368755
what the fuck why would they let a bull in the fuckin arena with a horse in there?
buddy can jump the fence, that horse is as good as meat
>>678380028
im betting that the one with the dreds just wanted to be able to tell people she was a UFC fighter but got more than she bargained for
>>678381032
oy vey
>>678384139
dayyyum their hot
>>678385617
If it was under control it could be a good idea, for fun. This went out of control much like a malfunctioning roller coaster. The safety design was weak at best.
![(Part 1) Vacation at Orange Beach [HD, 720p].webm](https://i.imgur.com/mwsVNef.jpg "(Part 1) Vacation at Orange Beach [HD, 720p]")
>>678385983
sis has the perfect amount of chub
>>678381676
Blood in Crip custody
>>678376817
looks like he was no older than me.
fuckin freaky shit man.
>>678383187
Oh yea I didn't notice the little flashes I figured the smoke was from the bodies
>>678378818
i was like "pick em up"
then he started throwin knees
>>678372226
holy shit. hilarious.
>>678383771
7/10 Would flip pancakes with
>>678383771
i wonder what happens when you fuck her to climax
>>678383976
>filename
KEK
>>678372763
The little ducky named Jamal drank some Shnapple, and DEN HE ECKSPLOWDED!
>>678369013
doubt the neck broke i think he just seized but still very rekt.
>>678385938
fuck thats alpha
>>678369330
What happened?
>>678368660
He should have worn a helmet.
>>678373162
>India's equivalent of Lucifer worshippers
>>678369642
i laughed like a spaz
>>678386358
fcking god dammt. waste of a good woman.
>>678381481
Really? I didn't notice that!
>>678385938
nigger wtf
>>678380785
will that stuff kill ya?
>>678368885
just so everyone knows, the kid lived.
>>678381032
lmao
>>678368755
saving for future furry threads
>>678371399
i wonder if burning nigger smells worse than regular non-burning nigger
>>678368825
This is not a feels thread, im near tears for this little fucker :'(
>>678380855
that was fuckin
SICK
>>678372763
Made me kek<
>>678386730
newfag.png
>>678386730
fucking pussy
>>678377221
That feint to right cross doe
>>678385938
DUDE I CANT BELIEVE HE DID THAT OH MY GOD AYYY BRO TOSS ME ANOTHER ONE WE ARE CRAAAAZAAAY
>>678386653
No, but it ruined his awesome shirt.
>>678375441
this isnt rekt this is a top tier reaction webm/gif
>>678382199
paaranoid schizo. Really though, he is. Kid actually survived believe it or not
>>678386120
I bet she twitches like crazy when she orgasms.
>>678378818
Knew a chick at work like that. 4 foot zero and not to be fucked with. Sweetest chick in the world most of the time, but I heard at one point she got piss drunk and almost killed some poor sap over some tacos.
>captcha is food
Touche, 4chan.
>>678368660
Ha, the seat went up his ass, never noticed it before (guess /b/ is turning me gay)
>>678378719
Yeah by fighting a fucking joey. If he'd fight a fully grown motherfucker he'd get his shit wrecked.
>>678369013
Guys these ain't even bad skate slams any skate fag knows that btw some kid got hit by a car the other day on @hallofmeat on instagram
>>678382624
LMAO
noone leaves him hanging clearly
>>678369330
Get undressed in seconds with this one easy trick!
>>678386120
She is the cutest retard I have ever seen.
>>678386966
90% odds that her sister is a butt slut. southern christian girls usually are freaks
>>678383196
LOL WTF
>>678386462
No it's not you little faggot nigger cuck bitch
>>678379828
i think that was intentional so if it killed her it was a solid 7/10 an hero.
>>678380028
why dont they just scissor battle?
>>678387257
They were supposed to raise the roof, not bring it down
>>678385983
they're
fucker
>>678386858
>Didn't even check over his shoulder.
What a fucking retard.
>>678380576
nose is kill
>>678380785
his awesome shirt :(
>>678380785
>exactly one year later this man joined the X-Men
>>678380961
Fucking combo'd
>>678376639
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>>678383196
>Don, try to remember some of the basics of CQC.
>>678381205
lipo's can get pissed really quick.
>>678380785
>good thing I wore these safety glasses
>>678380961
justice.webm
>>678386858
Riding your bicycle on the sidewalk is prohibited by law in sensible countries.
>>678373162
that filename tho
>>678385938
cool
now do it with a lion
>>678387686
No way in hell am I riding in the street in *this* city, or country for that matter.
'Murica
>>678368825
Christ just shoot the damn thing.
>>678386858
kek
>swerved him right
>>678369330
Holy shit his body like doubles in length
>>678387702
First time I've ever seen something from that movie as a reaction image.
>8/10
>>678387832
I said *sensible* countries...
>>678386901
holy fuck what kind of grenade was that?
fuckin hellfire grenade?
>>678387421
the music was shite
>>678382582
>while my legs crossed
Lol ok faggot.
>>678387969
Not everyone has bike lanes. :|
>>678383086
that westbrook guy kinda missed the hand on purpose too I think, he did not aim the hand either
>>678369195
kek
they didn't think that through did they
>>678388023
set off the ammo inside I assume
>>678386358
>NOT NOW WOMAN
I AM MAN YOU WILL NOT MAKE FUN OF ME.
>>678388023
incendiary?
probably some home-made shit
>>678385938
THE FUCKING MADMAN
>>678383439
>cut down giant tree to save retarded cat
>>678370537
lmao that dance at the end
>>678381033
topkek
>>678385938
>mfw
>>678388399
which literally would have come down on it's own if left alone
>>678388023
The barrel seems at too shallow an angle to allow a grenade enough time to roll down the length of it. Home made rocket perhaps?
>>678380913
dood your a fuckin faggot
>>678383439
>russian plans
>>678388023
Ammo rack inside incinerated
>>678388793
Those glorious nips in the first 3 seconds, godspeed old lady.
>>678385369
There's nothing moral about it.
It's instinct. Lions are predators, they instinctual go for the neck head, because they know killing you THEN eating you is easier. Apes, bears, things that are predominantly scavengers or omnivores tend not to have that instinct, they just start eating.
There's no morality to it, it's just instincts.
>>678387686
because its much safer in the road
>>678388793
wat is he doing at the end?
>>678388793
that's fuckin great
>>678389009
Trying to pretend that the shield actually worked.
>>678384139
this really breaks my heart for some reason.
>>678388818
> cucking yourself to theiving gypsies
nigga these refugees?
>>678389061
>fill car will flammable gas
>have friend light a spark in the backseat
>record that shit
JUST A PRANK BRO
>>678386358
What a fucking manlet.
I woulda grabbed her hand, and held it still while I ate the cake, laughing about it.
This guy is a fucking cunt.
>>678389061
wtf did they do? gas station?
>>678389385
si senor
>>678385938
thats pretty funny
>>678383771
Would marry
>>678388818
lmao he was trying to be a good person
