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s/fur proceeds
Max what's your favorite poison?
>>678360702
Max how bigs ur dik
>>678360320
dunno just nothing to do I guess
>>678360791
Pretzels size.
>>678360816
Play Vidja or do art
or have an entire day of sexual tendencies.
>>678361037
The fuck does that even mean
>>678360702
>Max what's your favorite poison?
furry friday, I guess
Have to sleep, bye!
>>678361429
G'nitey
>>678361054
eh no motivation to do any of that though
>>678361452
yay pictures
also, 'sup?
>>678361389
That's not a poison.That's, like bad habit or something.
Poison is what you take in...
>>678361885
>gay pictures
Wrong thread
Just furpostan
Sup yoshelves?
>inb4 dust
>>678362794
now i'm awfully tired but i don't see a penis...?
also postan, super tired, so not gonna be on for long.
>dust
wut?
>>678363404
Oh nvm <^._.^>
y u tired it's bearly past midnite or so
>>678361949
I consume furry porn. I live from the joy those pics give me. I'm pretty sure if I hadn't found out about furry porn about 10 years ago I wouldn't be alive today.
![Furry Yiffy 1311890086.morticus_stud_and_doggie[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TcOLfxn.jpg "Furry Yiffy 1311890086.morticus stud and doggie[1]")
>>678363807
This, except furry period, knot just yiff
>>678363807
That's like... Alex talking in you.
>>678363703
oh haha i see, yay pictures kind of looks like gay pictures :p
dunno y tired, just am. just found a picture that made me lol though
>>678364233
I am aware of how pathetic that sounds.
but it's the truth. without those countless happy hours the whole furry world brought me, I'm sure I'd killed myself long time ago
>>678364309
</slowpoke>
Have another
>>678363807
But somewhat it's ok.
It takes longer to get lethal fur dosage then 10 years. Slightly. You still have a chance for redemption. Slightly.
>>678364471
>happy hours
It's like cigarettes. It kills you slowly. It's doing it's thing, but...
>>678360816
Come hang out with me sweetheart
>>678364471
I don't remember, you are a community furfag, or a board furfag, what's your origin?
>>678360816
>>678365167
no he's mine
>>678364471
There is absolutely knotting pathetic about finding a meaning fur life
>>678360702
im drinking, or, well, have, beein drinking Altstädter Klarer, now. I think it's a sprt pf Schnaps
Btw, guys, i whenever i go through /b/ i'll go through your stuff too. I know e621 but im not too famiiar with furry tags so this thread is preferable
good evening to all the americans because i wont be up for long now
>>678364629
Came three times in this comic or more...what a camp
>>678365576
Champ
>>678365243
/b/ is my home, so to speak
I've never been into the fandom and all.
>>678365576
indeed.
>>678365576
He's an inspiration, that's for sure.
>>678365761
>I've never been into the fandom and all.
Blessed soul.
>>678365089
>Predators of Kilimanjaro?
More like how make a beta into an alpha in 1 day
>>678365342
come hang out with me sweetheart I miss you
>>678360607
Seriously, what's going through your mind faggots? Why furry shit? Why not a real woman with a real pussy you can taste and try?? You disgust me.
>>678366159
I do have a gf. But this is obvious bait
>>678366016
I wonder if any young male could make that transformation under a teacher like her...
>>678366159
>real pussy
>human pussy
Absolutely paws-down unfathomably disgusting
>>678366353
Please come cuddle I miss you
>>678366425
It's not bait. I just don't get what's going through the minds of you guys.
>>678366447
Seriously fam, get a life.
>>678366159
is this just b8 or are you seriously curious?
>>678366159
> Real women have expensive maintenance.
> We iz runnin on a budget.
Oh, I suppose it IS Friday.
>>678366159
fluffy tail
>>678366455
I haven't touched that game in like months though
>>678366506
>>678366506
Idk. Animals a really fuzzy and soft. Ever clench your teeth when you pet a really soft animal? It's some sort of satisfaction fantasy in our minds possibly. Not just imagine a sexy girl that's soft, petite, and curvy. Ect.
Just an idea. But honestly I have no idea why. My girl is into Fur stuff too. So who knows.
>>678366584
I'm seriously curious.
>>678366716
I'm just fucking with you I'm not actually Driocku I was just following a thread link in game
>>678366558
Got my paws full w/ this one already thx
>>678366797
So you'd fuck a real dog?
>>678366159
>realize bait
But anyway, my girl likes this shit too...I got lucky
>>678366940
So you and your girlfriend (A person with a real pussy) likes furry????
>>678366898
oh okay
>>678366917
Not necessarily. Just because it doesn't display emotion, lust, and other things a human can. It's a cross between.
Like when my girl wears a tail plug when we fuck, when the fuzz of the tail is soft on my body or tickling me It increases the sensation of the sex itself.
These threads are good. keep it up.
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>>678367216
But right now you're posting 2D images, how is that close to what you have with your girlfriend?
>>678367216
>a dog doesn't display emotion, lust
I really hope you'll never get a dog
Or any living being, fur that matter
>>678366822
for me, the main appeal in furry art/concept is the combination of human intelligence and bone structure with animal-like strenght, speed and enhanced senses. also the countless possibilites and traits all different races of animals bring with them.
plus, I like cats :3
see
>>678366719
>>678366761
>>678366654
I'm not into feral animals in any sexual way.
>>678366917
I don't think any of us would fuck a real dog, maybe him idk but the thought sickens me
>>678367086
>>678367086
>theowinters
I didn't know that he commissioned furry pics. I only know him from his transformation stories on Changing Mirror.
He had a couple of furry stories where a guy gets his dick shrunk to 2". One had a woman get her breasts shrunk.
It's weird to go from that to a straight image like this.
>>678367073
Yeah, why is that shocking?
>>678367073
>>678367073
Not me, but I'm married to a female furry, who is my sub (she wears my collar :3) and I have a live in male pet to play with as well.
HavingWAYmoresexthenyou.jpg
imagelimit :(
I'm going to bed.
cya around, guys
have a nice furry friday night
-MadMax out
>>678367507
I'm pretty sure he means that dogs don't display the same kinds of emotions, or such a large variety of emotions, which is 100% true.
>>678367638
G'niteynite
>>678367454
it's a fantasy. played out in peoples minds. Just like a lot of other types of porn, just played out with actual people or text.
>>678367507
I'm not saying that they don't. Animals can Display love, although they can't Speak and Tell you what you need to hear. The communication that humans provide to eachother to build trust.
>>678367599
>>678367618
I'm sorry guys, but I don't get you. When you have real pussy available for you, why go to 2D furry pussy?
>>678367791
yeah, but a fantasy that can't come true. What's good about that?
>>678367890
because it provides an exiting diversity of possibilities, unless boring human porn
>>678367718
Another one who shouldn't be allowed to associate w/ the living
>>678368237
Whatever you say Dani.
>>678367890
Because sometimes real sex is unattractive. Or the availability of my partner isn't there. As if she's working, or still in class. Yet it's healthy for a guy to take care of his own thing when he can.
Otherwise I'm just here to post porn for lurkers and talk to the others here about random stuff like this. It's honeslty a good time to just talk to people about things and see how they feel on it ect.
>>678367970
The mental excitement. You know it can't come true, and that makes it better.
People always strive for what isn't obtainable.
>>678368094
Again, I don't get you. How can it be boring when you have that intimacy with another human being? Right now you're looking at 2D furry porn, how is that not boring?
>>678367791
Communication isn't always speech
>>678368345
>
How can sex become unattractive? You have a partner that gives you what you need in a physical form.
>>678368369
it's the other way round for me; I can't imagine how furry art/porn/fantasies could be boring in any way
>>678367890
what is porn for 500 alex?
everyone loves porn, some even like furry porn!
Even if you have pussy/penis available to you porn is still fun!
>>678368704
But you're not getting any intimacy from it?
>>678368555
Female monthly cycles? I don't do period sex. There's an entire week of no sex.
>>678368370
Although speech is the most valuable form of communication between two Humans.
>>678368803
I have a girlfriend, I rather fuck her than look at some fake woman or 2D picture on the internet. I just don't get what satisfaction you guys get from furry porn.
>>678368903
Are you kidding me? Are you scared of a little blood?
>>678368903
Funny it's also the only one that can be used to lie
>>678368848
that's the downside.
but since I've been furry for so long, I can't imagine a human gf (who's not a professional) who could satisfy my crazy sex fantasies.
so I guess it's what happens in my head, stays in my head
>>678369343
How did you get into furry porn?
>>678369433
by visiting 4chan, finding out about /b/ and stumbling over a furry thread about 10 years ago.
I was fascinated by the topic from the first second I saw it
>>678369660
So you saw some animal drawn into 2D and thought "wauw, I need to masturbate to that"?
>>678369309
Other forms of communication can be used to lie too. Don't lie to yourself.
>>678369073
No, I've tried it. It's not my thing.
>>678370088
So you're saying no because of a little blood coming out of the pussy? It's still sex.
>>678368998
>I would rather fuck then look at porn
well duh!
PROTIP: watching porn together makes the sex better
>>678370462
Having intimacy is better than watching porn.
>>678369801
nope, I found pic related and thought 'aww, she's cute' or something like that.
entered the thread and was into the whole thing faster than I could think
>>678370319
>blood
It's also chunks and bits of the uterus lining. Someone else's flesh from their decaying uterus is all over my dick.
No thanks.
>>678370589
But it's a 2D woman, drawn like an animal, who just give you the pleasure of a quick masturbation, how does that compare to a real woman?
>>678370088
On the rare case of a psycho-/sociopath
Your body language speaks louder than words
>>678370748
I never noticed any chunks or bits. Just blood on my dick. Who cares, a pussy is a pussy.
>>678370548
lol yea, after 5 years that gets old, need to spice things up!
>>678371234
So furry porn spice things up between you and your partner?
>>678371324
correct, add new toys and some lite bondage gear and you are in for a spicy night!
The hardest part of the married sex life is keeping it interesting.
>>678371586
But I'm married myself and we have no problems spicing things up.
>>678371776
How long have you been together?
We happened to be furries before we met.
Different strokes for different folks.
>>678371995
5 years of marriage and still going strong!
>>678372114
same, 5 years married.
congrats to us!
>>678370790
the real women I was with did cost me insane amounts of time, energy and nerves, and I never got enough back from those relationships to make them last. maybe I've just met the wrong women but imho human women just aren't worth the struggle.
furry fantasies are wonderful since I can enjoy them without having to think about any consequences.
>>678372716
Then you didn't find the right one. Sorry bro.
