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>>678358828
Nah
>making a new thread
not talking about butts/poop edition
So, seen any good butts lately?
> obligatory Deus Ex quote
>>678358711
English only, please.
>freklz thread
or are you dawn now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrXDXEFPzyc
>>678358828
ok
>>678358914
I remember, it doesn't matter too much at this point.
I'm hungry, it's time to go buy snacks, be back later.
>>678358725
used a dild too hard
I certainly have.
>>678359175
gross
yes, good
>>678359037
sorry i've been practicing speaking dyslexic
>>678359193
don't give me that look
not with the floppy hearts hat
>>678359362
You don't need to lie. We're all here for you.
>>678359457
stop you'll make our friend jealous
>>678359175
Lewd.
>>678359580
Nigga do I look like I give a fuck?
>>678359559
but i don't want you all
>>678359712
I don't know, I'll have to get a better look at you
i'm not gross!!
>>678359267
i-it's not gross...
>>678359614
ruffles your ears
>>678359901
It's a little gross
>>678359580
KEEP GOING GUYS WE NEED TO BREAK THIS PIECE OF SHIT--
I don't think you're gross dom
>>678359843
Is this good?
>>678359999
nice quads
>>678359901
N-nou.
Also remember that paper I worked so hard on?
It was given an extension until midnight because a lot of people did not complete it in time.
>>678360116
Why thank you.~
>>678360203
perfect, more time to procrastinate
>>678360087
it's an improvement
but you do look like you could be giving less fucks
>>678360271
you're absolutely welcome, you deserved it
> tfw inadvertently being given the dog folder
>>678359843
Charming. What do you want then?
>>678360337
I pulled an all nighter to finish it actually. I have not slept since, like, Wednesday.
>>678360464
you should get some sleep
Good luck, there's like a billion images.
>>678360427
>>678360542
I will engage in some cozy snoozing shortly, yes. I just wanted to bother Dom first. Also it is kind of at that stage where I am kind of tired but I also do not want to sleep.
>>678360598
chet if you gay me some sort of contact i could give it to you
>>678360756
needs work
>>678360886
Don't like olives
As long as it foils Demos' scheming, I don't mind.
>>678360598
I would cook you pizza. You'd have to fight Tay for it though.
>>678360917
Teach me senpai.
>don't like olives
I don't "gay contact" people and not sure what it means tbh. Not been part of the gay scene for very long.
> doesn't like olives
Ffs you get worse and worse.
>>678361052
I could take him.
>>678361067
i cannot
it is something you are born with
>>678361275
FUCK YOUUUUUUU
you know what i meant
> mark says gfur
> nothing gfur posted
HI guys
Olives are far too salty for me
thank you so much dawn
>>678359990
it's totally not
>>678360203
i wonder why procrastination is such a problem in academia
>>678361404
You've ruined my dreams.
>>678361501
It's a loose term.
Hello.
>>678361540
Your dick is too salty.
>>678361501
>porn in a 4chan furry thread
>>678361657
Well because most of the people in my class do that for all technical reports. I am like, literally the only person in the class who does it shortly after it is assigned.
>>678361759
HOLY SHIT 2 ROASTS AND 1 GREETING IN A SINGLE POST.
>>678361501
Hun, you're better than this thread.
>>678361759
Ok
What's happening?
>>678361668
Nice you got there meme
>>678361759
i hope this will not affect your sleep schedule
>my dick
>salty
ahahno
it's umami if anything
>>678361992
Homo!!
>>678361935
so who has failed here, the instructor or the students
You're too salty.
>>678361404
Probably. That could be hot.
I struggle to understand your language. Please be patient.
>>678361973
Thank you Bill.
>>678361994
Not much, being bored mostly. You?
>>678361995
I will never sleep again.
When did you taste it?
all these girls...
>>678362134
My head still hurts.
>>678362451
Better.
no you're too salty
>>678362311 (checked)
I mean it could be
we could wack eachother with pizza slices in our underwear sleepover style
>he doesn't understand my language
honey please
>>678362402
rip you
like
a year ago when i could lick my dick
>>678362402
Thinking I beat Fallout 4 at lvl 62
Idk
Original first run finally finished and the dlc seems done.
>>678362620
Awwww
>>678362620
much better now thanks
>>678362134
You comp
>>678362171
Cannot say for sure. The professor usually had hard deadlines for stuff, but is still really relaxed about things. Then again I go full try-hard mode when writing these things. While the average length of a "report" I see is like, 3 pages, I usually spit out 8.
I wrote about 20 pages for this one project I did. I somewhat pride myself in the amount of effort I put into these things, while I would also prefer I put the same amount of effort into other things.
>>678362759
>You comp
????
>>678362660
And what makes you think it hasn't changed since then?
>>678362744
You think you beat it?
>>678362897
lete me
>>678362897
read his shirt
bak
>>678362897
Lete me
>>678363047
i dunno
reasons
i keep my body clean
>>678362660
>>678362311
Chat Noir does funny things to my private area.
>>678362660
You're being salty right now. Just stop it.
Ruined it with food play.
Well it's difficult but I think I'm doing quite well.
>>678361657
All buttholes are gross tho
Also
>needing someone else to complete you as a person
weak.
>>678362781
i want to be forced into writing some papers on esoteric things. that would be fun again.
why do you do this to yourself?
>>678363303
please... no...
>>678363182
But do you really?
>>678363403
Okay fine, they're not all gross. Only stairs has a gross one
Hmph.
>>678363239
YOU'RE THE SALRTY ONE HERE
i mean
or we could just eat it
and then fuck
chet you need to go back to your roots
that will help you speak gay language
>>678363465
i do actually. i keep my body too clean considering i'm not trying to impress anybody and there's nobody in my life who i want to impress.
>>678363403
Maybe take some classes again.
Because I like things ruff.
>>678363678
Nobody at all?
>>678363872
nothing just bored
>>678363931
Yeah, me too.
I found oranges to eat but that will only occupy my time for another few minutes.
>>678363916
nnnnnnnnewp
What did this thread even turn into.
>>678362744
Give me hugs.
>>678363196
So am I. What's your point?
>>678363314
Yes you are. Quite so.
>>678363678
I am not "salrty".
Changed my mind. I don't want to share him or the pizza.
What are my roots then?
>>678363571
ALSO NO!!!
>>678363794
i probably will. i already would have if it was not horribly expensive.
what kinda things do you like rough?
>>678364215
To just chill bruhhh.
>>678364316
Community colleges are cheaper yet still good.
A lot of things, bb.
>>678364117
Be more desirable.
>>678364316
Stairs doesn't have a gross butthole?
I desire Demos
>>678364467
>Stairs doesn't have a gross butthole?
AM did not ruin it
>>678364441
if i could find like 300-500 dollar semesters and get a job it would be okay and i'd fund it myself.
would you like to feel the sweet touch of a riding crop?
>>678364467
i'm sure he does not.
>>678364329
No time. Got science to do all day and also need to shout at this faggot every evening.
>>678364601
For you.
>>678363049
>>678363047
I love you Phillip Moress
>>678363047
No more quest
Killed brother hood and railroad
Went Institute
Dlc is making me do neverending robot killing after meeting the Mechaniest
>>678364719
Everything AM touches becomes gross so that's good.
>>678364790
I would need proof to confirm grossness or not-grossness
>>678364689
>>678364865
thank you
>>678364202
Let me humps!!
>>678364891
Uh...
I've never played it, so I don't know whether that's done or not.
>>678364903
W-What?
>>678364903
No I meant it's lame for you.
>>678365197
what yourself
>>678365344 (checked)
yea it is
>>678365197
Ships you and >>678364903
I'm normal.
>>678365394
I'm sorry. It's just the way things have to be. Though I'm not that sorry.
>>678364790
You wanna do that?
This is not 50 Shades.
>>678365359
I'm trying to cut back on that.
>>678365463
Please don't.
>>678365606
it's ok i can take it
like a real man
>>678365658
your trying to cut back on yourself?
>>678365658
PLEASE DO.
>>678365359
Probably my favorite matsu pic
>>678365783
Too much information.
>>678364893
same. maybe one day
>>678365652
i'd do that yea, but i need a job i guess.
what would you like to feel?
>>678365859
an excellent choice maru
>>678365984
what are you talking about
>>678366017
I think I would rather live my life without seeing stair's butthole though.
or pretty much everyone's
doubly so for freklz butt
>>678366160
what's your problem honestly
>>678366017
Do you want to start looking?
Pets are generally very much appreciated.
>>678366192
I'm not sure what you mean. I was kidding about stairs having a gross butthole.
I just don't want to see people's buttholes why is that a problem.
>>678366113
> I can take it like a real man
>>678366113
It really is great. Somehow it feels lewd, and it always makes me crave a drink. Good shit.
How's it going?
>>678365783
On what.
>>678366205
i do, but i probably won't for a little while, because it's something i don't want to do
what should pets lead to?
>>678366333
do you have a problem with seeing other parts of people's bodies, like elbows or collarbones
>>678366350
i fail to see what the issue at hand is
>>678366456
god shit man
i'm going alright. i'm tired and whatnot
>>678366485
that's what's i'm asking.
>>678366549
yes
>>678366615
Lots of work, not enough sleep? What's the deal?
>>678366549
Why not shoot for something now?
If you end up getting a job, you can just turn it down. If you end up wanting a job, you cannot just turn it up.
I usually leave that open for suggestions.
>>678365082
But hugs!
>>678366086
lift it
>>678366786
nah, just a long day. lots of shit happened
>>678366996
n-no I need to shave
>>678366615
It's a joke about bottoming.
>>678366615
That's what I'm telling you.
>>678367114
nice joke man
>>678367033
Oh yeah? Haven't had one of those kinds of days in a while. Hopefully all that shit wasn't too bad.
>>678367222
nice trips man
>>678366672
oh well that's okay then too.
>>678366828
i have been, i was rejected a lot and gave up.
but no riding crops. what about bum touches?
>>678367370
Yeah that is why I shortly stopped looking for a job after my old one too.
Does it have to be painful?
>>678367370
It's easier to distance myself from people if I know less about them.
>>678367242
It wasn't but then it was too easy to ignore as well.
Anyway it's about time I actually did something with my evening.
>>678367308
Thank you~
>>678367262
it's nothing that would make me declare that my life sucks but it really stressed me out hardcore
i'm going to sleep now
>>678367556
bye
>>678367502
i have no excuse now though. he bought a bike so i can use the car.
how do you feel about pain? in small doses, and even then, followed by rubs and pleasure?
>>678367529
why would you wish to do that?
>>678367682
Alright man, get some rest.
>>678367853
Because I am garbage in human form
>>678365197
If you play it before it updated
-dogmeat could grab the cryogun from 111 master lock
-dogmeat could duplicate things;the SPECIAL Book under Shaun's crib, useful to have make Charisma at 10!
- buy all of one type of bullet, sell 1 back , sell all back, infinite bullet! Now sell it over and over and blind rob traders!
>>678367853
I could maybe help you or something.
No idea.
Generally any sort of inflicted pain is absolutely out of the question.
>>678368033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0XaSvhTYd4
>>678367682
Bye bye demdem
>>678368415
i have a lot of smart people around me that could help. it's nice.
really? okay. you are vanilla, that is fine.
>>678368539
I might do that now actually
>>678368549
That is one of my favorite videos, as well as the follow up.
