This is my local news channel,
>Trips decide what the story that I tell them is.
gay
I farted
>>678340115
Record your becoming of an hero. Make sure our approval reaches the news.
Local blacks are lynching themselves for attention
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>678340115
Explain how the Jews did 9/11 and bombed Brussels, don't leave out the fact that they're reptillian scum.
Your incestuous grandmother was a jew that survived the holocaust by having sex with multiple nazi officers, and therefore bribing them.
Yeah..
Check em
>>678340976
This
>>678340976
This!!
The KKK did the right thing by killing the blacks.
>>678341696
Please be this
>>678340115
Tell them you shit on your cat.
holohoax
>>678340115
Say that you kicked a toddler.
>>678340115
Say that you raped 25 women in the past week.
>>678341988
88 confirmed
>>678340115
Say you built a snowman and pissed on it until it dissapeared.
The Jews are responsible for every major war.
>>678340115
Tell them you ripped off 2 fingers on each hand.
>>678341696
ROLL
>>678340115
got a local celebrity?
>>678340115
Just say I HATE NIGGGGGEEEERRRSSS
You saw three black men gangraping feminists at a protest rally
satanism is a religion of peace
The Joker is loose in Gotham again and the batman is nowhere to be found
>>678341988
Roll
Check em faggots
555 get
>>678342513
Roll
i have a feminine penis
>>678340115
Say that all the people that went missing in the past year are in your basement.
You know the identity of the hacker known as 4chan
han solo got killed by his son kylo ren
Local man gets dubs
niggers did global warming
>>678340115
Say that you are the leader on anonymous and that you will fuck them up if they dont yell niggers on the news.
Tell them a neonazi is breaking into their broedcasting station as we speak.
I found a site called 4chan that's,racist and sexist with gay porn and gay animal porn.
>>678340115
Say that you rubbed your balls on their building.
I think my house is haunted.
I woke up covered in ecto plasm this morning
but I think the ghost is a girl ghost because the slime was just on my penis
Germany invaded Poland
>>678342670
your post is bad and ou should feel bas
>>678342869
roll
i killed someone
>>678340115
Say you want to kill all the jews in the area.
You missed out on the free copy of Just Cause 3 earier. OP has yet to proof that he is an hero.
>>678342443
Nope, This city is complete shit.
i know who leaked the fappening pics
christopher poole
This
1/2
>>678342513
Rollerino
>>678342855
WINRAR!!
I am going to bomb [some airport in your town] 3pm tomorrow. Allah Ackbar!
3333 get!
local man got quads.
i parked my penis in a girls vagina
>>678343048
2/2
The 7-11 on grove way in castro valley has a terrorist plotting an attack in the back room
Black people aren't real people, evidence shows that the blacks are evolved apes but are still subhuman
>>678343106
Roll
>>678340115
Say you planted c5 a new type of bomb in the building and that with one button press you will kill everyone.
i fucked my mama
when I blow my nose sometimes snot comes out
obama is a muslim and you have the proof
>>678342513
Rollin
Donald Trump wasn't born in America! I have evidence here that suggests that he was actually born in Mexico!
>>678343242
Re-roll
trips got
>>678343106
roll
>>678340115
Say that your dick smells like potatoes.
>>678343242
Reroll
Being gay is a curable disease
a story about how you once ate a monkeys shit and now you are a massive flaming cock loving cum gargling semen slurping jizz juggling slack arsed raging homosexual with beastiality tendencies
>>678340976
roll for this
Sandy hook was a false flag
>>678343088
Roll
>>678340115
>OP here
Quick update, I'm in Canada so if you're using country related things, Relate it to Canada.
>>678340115
Just REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE them.
You were gang raped by a pack of wild hobos, but you actually liked it a little. Something about old, dirty men unapologetically dry fucking your asshole got you turned on. So you submitted to their gang and now you're plotting to shoot up your local high school.
tell them you brutally murdered 5 children, raped their corpses and them thermited them.
>>678343048
>>678343119
Rollerino
>>678343584
Kek and roll
Tell them ISIS is planning an attack somewhere in the city on the 20th
>>678340115
Say your dick got ripped off when you stood to close to the yellow line at the train station.
>>678343660
Roll
>>678343584
Rollolol
maple syrup actually comes from pine trees and a massive coverup exists to tell you otherwise. you have the proof.
>>678343692
Again
>>678343660
Once more
>>678343584
Roll
>>678340115
what's up my fellow Prince George faggot.
Todays top story: Trips is a lie.
>>678343660
Rell
>>678340115
Op is a fag.
>>678343715
rawlin
>>678343660
Again again
>>678343660
Plz
>>678343715
roll
>>678343665
one off... roll
>>678343808
no they arent
>>678343660
This
>>678343875
You've reached your max rerolls. Stop being a faggot and move on.
I have my hands on 600 pounds of plastic explosive, and I will set it all off outside of your building if you don't meet my demands.
>>678343715
dammnit i just want trip 9s
>>678343963
Nigger
>>678343807
Contemplating suicide cause I'm trapped in Canada's Shittiest city
>>678343584
i like this
>>678343977
>I have my hands on 600 pounds of plastic explosive, and I will set it all off outside of your building if you don't meet my demands.
>>678343665
This!!
Justin Bieber has joined the cast of Game of Thrones
Sometimes I lick my shit
>>678343963
faggot salad
>>678344116
trip 2 rallin
>>678343665
I feel like this will maximus keks
>>678344122
Eat my ass, you faggot.
You have evidence that the holocaust never happened.
>>678344116
trip 2 ral
>>678343665
Off by one 3 times fuuuuck
Tell them that you've ascended.
>>678343584
Kek
>>678343665
This immediately
I have proof that Bernie Sanders is related to Hitler
>>678344333
Wiener.
>>678343963
crunchy tortilla filled with peanut butter eating mother fucker
>>678344333
WIIIINNNRRAAAR
>>678344333
noice.
>>678343584
Fucking Kek this, I did not see that plot twist coming
I found a penny. It was shiny.
>>678344333
meh
>>678344333
Waste of trips. Not a kek to be found.
ISIS has got nuclear weapons
>>678344333
WINNNN
>>678344333
I dig it
>>678344333
God damn it anon, we had so much red flag raising gold in this thread and you pull this shit?
>>678344477
Trip dubs
>>678344444
>>678344377
Are you supposed to be funny? It isn't working. Shut up and eat my ass already.
>>678344333
post proof faggot. or are you just grasping at straws?
>>678344461
Agreed
OP better fucking deliver.
>>678344604
This anon said it! Junk the trips! Back to rolling!
>>678344333
Skip this faggot
>>678344333
Lame
>>678344587
chowin down on mayonaise filled cornbread little bITCH
>>678344652
No, OP better not deliver that absolute waste of trips
>>678343584
This shit though. Kek
>>678343584
fuck the fgt trips. this instead!
>>678343665
Roll for this
I have proof that israel is controlled by jews
>>678344333
Please don't do this OP there's way funnier shit in this thread and this will be completely ignored by your local news. We all know this
>>678344904
Fucking kek
>>678344843
Seconded
>>678344781
Forgot your fork, faggot.
>>678343584
This better win
>>678344333
wiener wiener chicken diener
>>678345119
You got raped by hobos and now you're going to shoot up your school.
>>678344333
>OP again
>I am infact a faggot
>It's clear no one wants these trips so I call a redo.
>Next trips gets.
Tell them that you have been in contact with isis and they are going to blow up the studio
>>678343584
Check em
>>678343384
Samurai Pizza Cat
Explain how niggers aren't functioning members of American society
>>678343584
rolling
>>678345777
God dammit
>>678345777
winrar
"I have three people from the next town in my basement, and I am slowly releasing nerve gas into the room. Meet my demands or I will turn it to lethal levels."
>>678345479
Reroll.
>>678345777
>OP Is Canadian
>>678345777
why? why is it that the biggest faggots always seem to luck out?
>>678345777
Kek
Tell them you have two penises and have decided to live a normal life by cutting one off
>>678345777
Nice, was going to say write "westpoint 40 min" alongside the picture of an assault rifle.
>>678343083
its trips you fucking autist, not dubs
>>678340115
I was walking down 22nd street and this guy started yelling "RUN!" I was confused so I just looked at him and asked why. I then saw it. A hoard of furries were coming, all with their autistic dicks out trying to fuck anything that will stay still long enough. They eventually got to me, for being fat little shits that have no athletic ability they run fast. I was surrounded in seconds. Their tiny dicks were every where. Eventually their "fur" got stuck to the cum that my body was drenched in. They saw me and accepted me as one of their own. It has been three days, and I was finally able to steal a phone off some kid. Please send help.
>>678345777
This. Your turn op.
>>678345744
nice dubs man
>>678346433
FUCKING AUTIST, there's a winrar already.
>>678346441
I'm Canadian, This wouldn't be relevant to the country.
>>678343584
This is relevant though
>>678345777
Holy shit, lucky sevens. Nice roll.
>>678346591
Fucking state that beforehand.
Also, tell them the Prime Minister is shillary's wingman
>>678343665
Fucking roll
>>678342513
this
>OP again
>I'm gonna talk about niggers in Canada tho.
>>678344333
If dubs, cancel that
>>678345777
OP don't be a faggot do it
>>678346591
Change American to Prince George.
Or if trips say that you've become aware of a group of homosexuals who are planning on moving up to Prince George, opening a gay bat, lobby for gay rights... basically gay the place up.
>>678342636
roll
>>678343088
r00l
>Here you boys.
>>678347253
This but gay bar, not bat. And the fags are coming from Kelowna.
>>678347703
Don't pretend to be me lmao
I already posted what I said
>>678347836
Don't bullshit me boy.
>proof as well
>>678343088
roll
>>678349106
OPs faggot ass delivers
>>678349262
kys
>>678340115
fuck this thread, op is a massive faggot