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>>678326089
Totally worth it.

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>>678326089
I remember when I was a bitch

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you already don't poop properly

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>>678326089
>poop during buttsex

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>>678325077
List please

comic dumping

Those days... The proof that never forget

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>>678326227
>no lube
>die before climax

>>678326315
ew

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>>678326089
>>678326227
srsly tho. what to do with anal fissure? is doc the only possibility?

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>>678326505
>ew

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>>678326405
I eat oatmeal, I do not shitbrix.

>>678326412
Did para do that to you?

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>>678326609
uh...

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>>678326655
that's not what i meant

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>>678326435
I love cuddling, I prefer bathtubss to showers, I play multiple musical instruments and sing, I drink a lot of water and also I look like a sub from behing and like a dom from the front.

That is all I came up with for now.

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>>678326723
What DID you mean?

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>>678326655
no, I always sit for 2 hours under shower and clean myself excessively with a triple check before anything like that

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>>678326744
would you wanna be cuddles in the bath tub?

>>678326770
Nice comic lad

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>>678326904
I'm not your lad bro

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>>678326723
Little known fact, Nibi expels waste from his body through the pores of his skin.

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>>678326821
too late now
>>678327001
that's pretty gross

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>>678326883
Yes, very much. Geting clean and dirty at the same time.

>>678326936
I am not your bro, man

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>>678326852
You just gave away who topped

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>>678326852
I hear its a good idea to prepare the day beforehand.

>>678327049
No, tell me.

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>>678327087
yeah you have a pretty good starter list :3
okcupid is a good site, it has more flexibility for your profile. like how you posted there

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>>678327082

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>>678327237
because it wasnt mentioned by you to ANYONE before at all

>>678327294
it is if you dont eat anything from the day before until sex on the next day

>>678327355

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>>678327326
I might give it a try someday when I become brave enough for that.

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>>678327423
Yeah, that.

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>>678326744
>Baths over showers
Gross.

>>678327049
Now you know why noone wants him.

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>>678327294
i dunno

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>>678327423
Not in the threads at least, I think

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Yeah, not even snarf would want me.

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>>678327096
no more comic? :(

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>>678327587
yeah well the problem with my and my partner was we werent sure who was gonna top so we both needed to be prepared

>>678327677
too bad, i dont care, bite me bitch

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>>678327659
Tch

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>>678327636
That is how I roll.
I like to relax and showers are too fast and evigorating to have before sleep.

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>>678327813
69 if not sure.

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>>678327813
Just say where

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>>678327480
be brave then. just make a profile. its not like you have to reply to anyone if you dont wanna

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>>678328010
did that too but we wanted to do butt stuff obviously

>>678328034
left wrist

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>>678328235
I don't wanna bite off the bracelet though

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>>678328362
bite off my hand and slap my butt with it
because you'd break your own before you slap me hard enough to make me yelp

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>>678327931
You're just sitting in your own filth.

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>>678328861
I just need the element of surprise. I'll slap your butt so hard when you don't expect it.

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>>678328235
Fantastic job I guess.

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>>678328044
That would be the first step.
>>678329025
I am comfortable with it. And besides, I don't get all that dirty anyway.

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>>678329742
I couldn't find the clip from Dilbert that I wanted to post.

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>>678330649
What a shame. What was it about?

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hi

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>>678330931
Dilbert is taking a bath because it helps him think, Dogbert mocks him for it, Dilbert day-dreams about being interviewed in the bath because that's where he had a million dollar idea, the media interviewing him mock him for taking a bath.

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>>678331057
Hey Groden.

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>>678331314
heyo snarf, how're things?

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tfw your username is taken

>>678331211
So basically the point is that only dumb people mock someone fro taking a bath?

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>>678331057
hey

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>>678331453
The point is that Dilbert can't win, even in his own fantasies.

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>>678332148
yoooo

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>>678332318
sup

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>>678332269
Poor Dilbert.

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>>678332418
nm, just ordered this shirt

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>>678331360
Hurt right now, the Sudafed wore off.

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>>678332555
very cute

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>>678332555 (checked)
Looks good.

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>>678333604
go to bed

>>678326089
I feel bad for the guys I fuck then....I'll make sure to call back then

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>>678326089
I feel bad for the guys I fuck then....I'll make sure to call back...at least I still can shit normal lol

>>678334951
>>678335083
I thought I aborted the post...my internet must be lagging

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>>678332632
that sucks, what hurts?
>>678332636
thank you
>>678332822
double thank you

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>>678335197
You failed at aborting the post as bad as hard as your mother failed at aborting you.

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>>678335323
Double you're welcome.

>>678335397
> Inevitable response

lol

>>678335397
What's sad about this is my mom did try, not really an insult, thank you for knowing something about me

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>>678326089
well yeah it makes it easier

>>678336257
no worries anon i am just here to look out for you and let you know you're love

>>678336414
Thank you bro, not sure if serious or sarcastic, the knowledge that a mother could do such a thing is why I went full top fag

>>678336584
Btw these pics are straight boner fuel...thanks guys

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>>678326089

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>>678337201
that is not cool, and you know it.

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Hallå

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>>678337201

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>>678326594
I haven't read anyhard blush in ages, ty for the nostalgia

up

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+1 image count.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gORu-68SHpE&t=460

>>678342994
10/10 would smash

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>take XL chance in the butt
>still poop properly

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>>678345242
Post pics

not of poop

>>678345242
yup, 2.6inch knot on a bruiser here. Small compared to an XL chance, but yep, still poop properly.

Just a matter of not damaging anything. Take it slow, stretch, give stuff time to recover, warm up sufficiently and enjoy yourself.

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I can't enjoy butt stuff

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>>678345712
all butt stuff? whys that?

i'd say that i poop better

>>678345896
>i'd say that i poop better
Stronger muscles can certainly improve things.

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>>678345484
>

>>678345500
also LOTS OF LUBE
I use at least 1/4 of a bottle each time

>>678345896
I poop at a 5th grade level

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>Enjoying anal sex

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>>678344983
hooray for sylus!

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>>678345888
It doesn't feel good
only messaging my anus
anything else feels like reverse pooping or it hurts

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>>678346113
well yes, never skimp on lube.
Though you don't need huge amounts, if you're relaxed enough then you won't need tons, but still a fair bit.

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>>678346179
what are you sticking up there?
did you use enough lube?

>>678346179
Thats how it feels for me too. Just like reverse pooping

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>>678346363
I use lots because I like having it gloop out when I pull the toy out

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>>678346367
me fingers & vitamin E oil
>>678346540
maybe people really enjoy their poops

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>>678346177
sylus is god tier

>>678326089
Yay! I'm not alone.

>>678346676
I like me some powfoo too

>>678346661
try using coconut oil or water based lube. you may need to message your pelvic floor muscles to relax them before insertion.

>>678346656
Understandable, that does feel nice.
Personally I enjoy walking around while knotted, it's such a great full feeling.

>>678347230
knots are a wonderful thing

>>678347360
Especially that feeling when a big knot pops in for the first time... Such a rush.

>>678347768
yessss, that 'thunk' when it pops in is the best

>>678326740
FUCKING LIFT YOUR LEGS, KEVIN!

>>678347847
Usually I zone out for a few minutes when that happens. Pleasure overload.

>>678348383
I am incapacitated for a few minutes because I lose control of my legs when I orgasm. Even if I wanted to get up I couldn't since i'd just fall down.

>>678348632
I don't think I've experienced a full anal orgasm yet, I've come close, my legs are usually rather shaky after a session, but nothing as strong as that.

>>678349097
feelsgoodman

>>678349363
Heard a lot of good things, hope I'll experience it at some point. Don't have too much time to toy, what with work and all that.

>>678349956
Good luck.
I live with family so I almost never get a chance to fool around.

>>678350260
Same, but I'm quiet enough, and they're away often enough as is.

>>678350915
I generally have to do it late at night on the weekends. Someday I'll live alone (or with a special someone)

>>678351418
You'll find someone Anon, just like I will, eventually.
And otherwise, I'll just be a crazy dildo dude (rather than a crazy cat lady).

>>678351851
The problem is I'm tied down with loans and paying them off, I dont have the drive to go out and find other people

>>678346656
Hot.

Also
>use medium chance
>can't get around that sharp bend

>>678352070
Know that feel man, though for different reasons.
Just work on getting back on your feet, and you'll eventually get back into things man, stability often does that. But just go at your own pace.

Hehe little Billy let me fuck your asshole, cup my penis in fondle zone 10. My nigger penis is covered in sparkles come here little boy sexy boy let papa michacle lick farts out of you fist me fist me now you sexy boy let me cum in your anus Hehe C'moan lets go to my pleasure park, come to the ferris whele ill letyou eat my poopoo

>>678352350
warm-up, warm-up, warm-up. That secondary sphincter isn't an easy thing to pass. I can take ~15 inches or so, but getting past that point always takes a fair bit of time. :)
Don't force it, or you might hurt yourself.

>>678326504
dix!

>>678352595
Oh, it's not the secondary sphincter at all! It's the large bend past that in my large colon. It hits it and is like 'NOPE'. I'm so close to taking the medium chance.. So close..

>>678352878
Not sure if I reached that then, I assume I have, but not really noticed issues.

>ruining your anus with giant fake penises

>being nefel

>>678353172
Nothing is ruined if you take care of yourself Anon, that is quite a myth.

wait fuck

>being married

>goodmorning sunshines

>>678353172
Not my fault, I only have fake ones...