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Cringe Thread: Beta Edition
how is that cringy in any way?
>>678326827
>being this fucking new
>>678326051
>>678326145
this is one of the most beta attempts at a cringe thread ive ever seen.
>>678326145
kinda cringy that you'd be the douche that posts your private personal conversation with a friend to get some kind of satisfaction for yourself.
>>678328363
jesus stop talking to the fag already. you're leading him on you attention seeking whore. get some self respect
God tier cringe incoming
>>678328858
Oldest cringe in the book
>>678328936
Classic in my opinion
>>678328974
oh noodle-arm hero, won't you save our world??
>>678326051
Jesus christ are you one of those fake bitches? You act all nice but talk shit behind their back. We don't want those type of people on The Chan alright?
>>678329838
>The Chan
>>678329895
>not being hip with the chan
>>678329838
>the chan
Top fucking kek
>>678329838
Holy fucking autism. Shouldn't you be on the short bus?
>>678328974
Total cringe. who would want this fags help
>>678330447
At least i have a sexy girlfriend
>>678330513
lost
>>678326051
This made me cringe so fucking hard
http://www.streamboobs.com/sexyredfox89/
>>678330447
>short bus
>>678330620
>the chan
>girlfriend
No you don't lol
>>678330821
Here a pic don't be jealous
>>678330447
When I was young (like 5) I always called it the late bus, because my brother always told me it was the tardy bus.
...completely unrelated but thought it was worth sharing.
>>678331225
>tard bus
>>678326051
This guy is pretty cringe, but you're also a pretty shit person for acting like his friend, OP.
>>678331145
Holy beaknose.
>>678329895
People have been saying the chan since 2004. Its fine newfag.
>>678330546
I WANNA KNOW !!!
>>678331522
The faggot didn't finish but someone managed to get a screen cap
>>678331145
cringed hard
>>678331464
Really? Shit sorry to be a newfag.
>>678329838
>think about that next time before you come on the chan
>>678331145
I think she has cancer
>>678329109
not cringe
>>678329462
>>678329109
I want that shirt
>>678326145
online cringe about this is you sharing this..
>>678331464
that doesn't make it any less gay.
Faggots have been on 4chan since 2004 as well, you fucking faggot.
>>678331729
No she only has aids.
She fucked a nigger while i watched, shit was cash
>>678331799
>File name
>>678328329
>those timestamps
>>678330821
>the Chan
Always makes me kek
>>678331464
Oh did autism not exist in 2004? Faggot
>>678331981
quick loogles. too lazy.
>>678328289
Post a pic of him
>>678331464
Then there were autistic cucks back in 2004 as well. Who knew?!
>>678331972
Fucking fag fuck shit fuck fag.
>but even I can do it!
>>678332033
Yes but you didnt.
>>678332265
Triggered.
pony guy
>>678329838
You shouldn't make posts like this on the chan
>>678332424
didn't mean to trigger you, sorry.
>>678332936
>I blog about CP
>OC
rules 1 and 2 faggot
>>678332620
Fuck...I didn't mean for it to go that far...I'm so sorry anon please forgive me
>>678332993
Oh i see you were only pretending to be retarded. Just to troll me. You sneaky snake.
>>678333062
Lost....lost so hard....
>>678328974
haha this shit got my sides in orbit
>>678331729
I'm an alpha male and you're just jealous of me
I even have a youtube channel to prove i'm an alpha male
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHFhAjO7OprVZ32XbBIeRHw
>>678332913
Kill it with fire
>>678332936
>blog about cp
Once this floats around b enough there will be a lot less foggy threads because they will all be on this guy's blogs
>>678333393
B-brethren???
>>678328533
this is where traps come from
>>678333097
I mean, that had to be the joke right?
>>678330513
every day with this nigger. Not even cringe
>>678329109
have this shirt
found it at a thrift shop for 2 bucks
>>678333749
It's a meme now, didn't you hear?
>>678331618
wasnt this like yesterday
>>678330201
ouch
>>678330447
>short bus
>>678326051
Not exactly beta, more of an art:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=462KBuAhncU&nohtml5=False
>>678329838
Underrated b8 m8
>>678328974
can't even lift the sword.
>>678334579
is that blade edge made from foil from cigarette packages?
>>678330552
kek thats funny not cringe faggot
>>678334771
I seen one on eBay, it was 17lb of plate steel with a handle stuck on the end as an afterthought
>>678333723
>I love Israel
pure coincidence
>>678326051
FINALLY I MISSED THESE BETA FAG THREADS
>>678334047
Fucking 4chan rager.
>>678335256
Suck my rager, sonny
>>678334220
>SLOW
>>678328533
You're fucking sick. You screencap what some poor soul has typed you and start a thread to make fun of him. Yes he is cringey, but obviously you are close to him. You give girls such a shit reputation. I bet you've accomplished NOTHING of true worth much more than that kid has. You're no better than he is. He may be socially awkward, but you are a shitty person. Who needs enemies with friends like you? Two faced cunt.
>>678335515
https://youtu.be/WcWM_1hBu_c?t=32
>>678335943
can't polish a turd
>>678335943
>>678336261
http://legal.4chan.ca/press/sg.mp4
>>678335398
that's definitely some gay dom shit
>>678326051
>>678326145
>>678327008
>>678328197
>>678328289
>>678328325
Honestly you're more cringeworthy than the beta orbiter for being a two-faced faggot that thinks their conversations are at all interesting.
Thanks for the waste of time, please go soak your head and stay offline.
>>678336540
kek holy shit
>>678335943
>same glasses
>>678328325
>crying at school
someone underage ban this faggot op
>>678336540
10/10
>>678336540
Is he dead yet? cunt
>>678336982
Anybody got the original OP image of her in the black top? Not the screen cap
>>678327008
original and funny
>>678334129
Yes, if you look at the time
>>678336540
Would see that movie
>>678337220
Oh I get it, taking a pic of a screen is cringey
>>678336982
I want to send this girl an email to make her feel wanted. Shit like this makes me sad.
>>678336982
Jesus dude, right in the feels.
>>678336982
I expect she's topped herself by now, poor cow.
>>678336540
>>678337684
THANK YOU SUPREME GENTLEMAN
>>678330447
>falling for obvious b8 this hard
>>678334150
That's in Birmingham UK
>>678337684
THANK YOU SUPREME GENTLEMAN
but pls no more shooting
>>678336982
Jesus. We should find her and crowdfund cosmetic surgery just to boost her confidence. I'd literally throw up the first few hundred just because I genuinely feel sorrier for an ugly girl in a first world country than all these shitty charities wanting my cash for dying third worlders.
>>678338059
A few anons here have said they know him, they linked us to his tumblr ( not got it, sorry)
>>678336982
Anybody has pic pleeeeeasssee, couldn't find on goggle
>>678337220
Fuck that makes me feel ill
>>678336540
walkin on sunshine whoaaoohh
>>678329109
No cringe here. Kid looks awesome
>>678335943
Same glasses for 6 years.
>>678333572
I wonder what that thing looks like today
>>678336540
god damnit mods
>>678336540
He aint ugly
>>678329838
High quality b8
>>678327008
>personalized 4chan
this is true cringe
>>678329838
whats wrong with "The Chan"? I dont understand.
>>678329838
>the chan
>>678339061
>>678336540
>mole on the nose
>>678330546
God what a fucking bratty cunt. He throws a temper tantrum because his mom took him out of his cave and wanted to buy him expensive food? He should have done her a favor and walked into traffic so she could eat in peace.
>>678330546
Oh my god, this is high quality cringe
>>678339381
this
>>678337220
Literally had a physical reaction to this. Really wanna punch this kid in the face
>>678336540
>tfw no gf
>>678329109
restaurants pictures always make me sad. My dad used to take a lot of these. Looking back at them feels like a huge thrust in the heart.
>>678328325
>want to continue
>continue
rp fags
>>678329838
>the chan
>>678337044
>>678336540
>>678337220
A white woman cheating on a black guy?
>>678329838
just be patient anon
>>678330447
NOW REEL ANON!!! REEL!!!
IT FEELS LIKE A BIG ONE!!!
>>678330620
thats it anon give it a lil slack let it tire itself out
>>678330821
NOW REEL WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT ANON!!!
YOU GOT IT, I CAN ALMOST SEE THE MIGHTY FISH IN THE DEPTHS BENEATH!!!
>>678337220
>he slept next to me naked we didn't do anything though
>it's okay if you did it wasn't your fault you were drunk
I can't believe people like this exist
>>678336540
>>678337044
are you for real
>>678335696
unfuckingreal
>>678339381
>>678339622
Samefag
>>678341087
You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
>>678336982
I genuinely shed a tear
>>678341267
KEK
>>678336982
>>678337134
dont diss ugly chan
>>678341267
I see this all the time and it still blows my mind
>>678336982
I feel so fucking bad for her.
>>678330546
Cont you faggot.
>>678342724
What the fuck
>>678330201
>dem VHSs
>Tenchi movies and Nadesico
poor thing, id be their friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZu_gRRqbv0
>>678343033
Cringe for the name "Tikvah Scheit" alone.
Tikvah? Just name yourself Jewey McJewerson
>>678343033
Seen cringier men do shit like this
>>678338168
huehuehue
>>678333885
Holy shit I'm dying
>>678343033
Dat filename tho
>>678333572
Its muscles look really droopy somehow? Is it injections?
>>678329838
>The Chan
Holy moly
boye
>>678333749
being this new
>>678344177
kek
>>678341267
maybe he's gay?
>>678345067
the moot one is better
>>678345561
Moot is a faggot, and so are you.
>>678336540
holy fucking kek
>>678337684
THANK YOU SUPREME GENTLEMAN
>>678339168
It sounds fucking autistic, like someone trying to pass off 4chan as some dark place where only those edgy enough are granted access.
>>678337684
THANK YOU SUPREME GENTLEMAN
