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Sexting thread.

Rules:
>If you roll dubs you have to send "Why haven't we fucked yet?" to the last female you spoke
>If you roll trips you have to send the message + dick pic
>If you roll quads or higher you have to send everything to the last female relative you spoke

Post pics of conversation.
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k
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>>678317659
I'll give it a shot
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Alright. Really a win win
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>>678319088
This should be good
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Роллю
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>>678317659
lets get me laid
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>>678319088
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>>678319894
lel
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>>678319894
#1 your shit is going to die
#2 you text someone you haven't fucked, not the one person you have
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>>678319894
Lame
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>>678319894
Idiot...it's not funny if it's ur "girlfriend" that just fucks with you cause you bought her a car. She'll leave you as soon as she gets a well payed job anyways.
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>>678319894
Please clear your notifications, check your voicemail and for the love of God plug your phone in.
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I'm underage, is this a problem?
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>>678320383
Are you from Africa?
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>>678319894
>>678320290
And turn off bluetooth
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>>678320422
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together we can stop this. Please spread the word
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>>678317659
Sure
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Get me some puss
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>>678320383
If your intention was to post nudes, then yes.
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>>678320597
What is the word?
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Okee
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pls no dubs
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>>678320570
Not OP but I leave mine on so that it automatically connects to my car when I get in.
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Mfw the only girl I talk to is my mom
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>>678320778
the word
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Quads check em
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rolll
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>>678320823
That's the same reason I do. Got a have that pandora
>>678320261
She makes more money than me. If she was going to leave she already would have.
>>678320094
>>678320142
Just following the rules.
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>>678320764
shit
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>>678320941
Have you two fucked?
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>>678320778
Bird
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>to the last female you spoke
Fuck.
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>>678320996
yup
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>>678320996
Ye
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burrito
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>>678319894
Lame btw im not gonna Do it if dubs or Trips 90% of us dont even have a female number
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If I get dubs I'm not doing it. Trips and I cut my dick off.
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>>678321077
YOUUUUU
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>>678321077
Checkd
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>>678320984
You dont have much pride, do you?
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>>678321077
checkd
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Hope
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>>678321120
fag
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>>678320812
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>>678321234
1234
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>>678321311
Fag who got dubs
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>>678321338
1338
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>>678321411
Dubs
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Yo fucking lo
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if trips then i suicide
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>>678321411
>>678321500
nice dubs
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>>678321500
Close, but you still have to text.
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fuck bitch money
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>>678321120
There's a girls phone number if you need one.

>>678321201
Why do you say that?
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>>678321656
fucking scrub
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ayeee lmao?
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>>678321691
you bitch
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>>678321682
I would do if it was a uk number
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>>678317659
Me: why haven't we fucked yet?
Her: I'm your professor. this is not appropriate. Please see me after class today
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>>678319894
kek
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>>678321411
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>>678321822
ayeeeeeeee lmaooooo
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>>678321823
oi fuck you
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the last girl i talked to i fucked sooo.....
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>>678320778
>The chan
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>>678321977
lel you got dubs
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>>678321977
DUBS DUBS DUBS DUBS!
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>>678321928
GONE SEXUEL SEND SCREENSHOT
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>>678321952
YOU MISSED THE 'YET'
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>>678321977
update time boii
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>>678322075
If I get a bunch of 2's that means a new school shooting will happen 20 april
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>>678322222
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>>678322147
FUCK!
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>>678322298
rip
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>>678322228
erm
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ROLLING I WILL DELIVAR
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>>678321839
Arkansas number... Even better.
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Check my dubs nigger
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>>678322480
Quick Google search. Good job
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>>678322480
but costs money
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>>678322228
Too bad, would have been a good birthday present to me
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Teach me how to dubby,
Teach me how to dubby.
All the dubbies love me,
All the dubbies love me.
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>>678322736
This is how you dubby,
This is how you dubby.
All the dubbies love me,
All the dubbies love me.
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ayyyyyyyyyyy
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rerollin
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Roll, would be crazy for me to do to her, but heck
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rollerini
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Ayylmao
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>>678322792
Naw boy
This is how you dubby,
This is how you dubby.
All the dubbies love me,
All the dubbies love me.
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rollo
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Well she has a BF, but she also seems to want me, so this could be interesting
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rollroll
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>>678322879
Naw Naw boy buns
This is how you dubby,
This is how you dubby.
All the dubbies love me,
All the dubbies love me.
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dubs!
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>>678321952
She hasn't replied... I'm gettin' nervous. I work with this chick...
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Well, I mean. Why wouldn't I fuck up my relationships because of random numbers?
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>>678322942
Naw Naw Naw boy buns magee
This is how you dubby,
This is how you dubby.
All the dubbies love me,
All the dubbies love me.
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rollin 4 dubs
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No dubs here
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Update on my insurance claim. Sense no one is posting any conversations
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>>678323022
Winnar
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>>678322986
its because you missed the yet.
now its just some pathetic loser weeping about a potential chance you thinks you might have had
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OP here, nobody seems to be delivering. Come on, rules are rules guys.
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>>678317659
Hecc
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>>678323111
Nice trips. Get to work, faggot!
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>>678323154
You're right... You're fucking right! What do? Can I salvage?
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>>678323022
Thats only 1 dubs. You failed haha! You rolled for 4 but only got 1, haha idiot!!!! hahaha xD
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>>678323111
Ohhhhhhhh!!!
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>>678323349
dick pic
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Hahahahah
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>>678323441
Oh god so close
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>>678322736
>>678322792
>>678322879
>>678322942
>>678323013
>insert allthesingleladies.walkman
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>>678323501
lol
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>>678323723
Goddamn newfag, it's kek! Not "lol" FUCKING KEK
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>>678323788
lol
nice dubs
lol
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>>678323788
cringed a little too hard at this, my face is stuck now
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>>678324021
Heh. Zozzle.
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pls
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>>678317659
rollerino
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>>678323111
WITNESS
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>>678324377
DUBS MOTHERFUCKER
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>>678324446
That was close!!
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>>678324069
Zozzle? It's zoozle you newfag not "zozzle"
FUCKING ZOOZLE
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>>678323434
Switched to a different chick.
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niggar
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>>678324603
She's in a wheelchair after a car accident that killed her then bf/fiance and his kid.
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>>678324735
egglord
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>>678324735
Don't think she's using that right
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>>678324735
Wait. She's saying that you can fuck
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>>678324735
LMFAO
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>>678319894
>my car
You're cucked and she doesn't give a shit about you.
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>>678324735
Ask for nudes and say youre interested
Ask her to stay in chair
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>>678324903
Huh... I guess you're right.
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>>678324735
If I roll dubs or higher, you have to send a dick pic and tell her to roll her ass to you.
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>>678325015
This gonna need proof here anon cuz she looks down
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>>678324735
Also wtf
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>>678325015
Support
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n
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>>678324974
Jesus that word has lost its meaning. And yes she refers to it as "her car", she drives that car, I drive my car.
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>>678325028
Well done anon you did me proud
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>>678325070
Kek
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>>678325070
He hates kids
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>>678325070
shes saying she has kids?
whats so hard to understand about that you dipshit
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>>678325070
Maybe she doesn't want kids.... maybe that's it..?
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Rolling for trips
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>>678325070
maybe its auto correct, she probably has progeria
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>>678325070
She has a kid, you dumbass.

Didn't want to get involved with baby daddy issues.
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>>678325157
I know you are but what am I?
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>>678325188
Maybe she's a poltergeist
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>>678325227
>>678324735
is she hot?
fuck her anyway.
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>>678317659
Fuck it let's roll
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>>678324735
Something-Anne
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>>678324735
Ask for nudes anon
Post screenshot of reply
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>>678324735
tell her it's ok for you to be on top
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Oh no
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pls no dubberinos
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>>678317659
Rolling for quints
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quints get
i don't have any chicks in my address book anyway
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< 1 > So she cheated on me after 3 years of relationship. Guess what? It's my time to pay her back. https://www.dropbox.com/s/bymbwu665xzuigc/00kercrcs.zip?dl=1 Enjoy /b/ Will be removed in a few minutes.
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If I could get whatsapp on my computer I would be happy to do it
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>>678317659
Why not? Roll.
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>>678325655
GTFO, you post this shit everywhere.
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>>678323109
Can we get an update on if you got the denali?
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>>678325713
Reroll
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>>678324735
tell her that was before you started feeling weak in the knees around her
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>>678325778
close to trips there son
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>>678325815
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>>678319894

Alpha
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I think i fucked up...
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QUADS CHECK EM NIGGERS
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>>678326011
Dubs. Get to work faggot
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I aint gonna do it
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>>678326005
uh oh
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>>678326005
you dense motherfucker.
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>>678326005
'you should'
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>>678326005
"it's what inside that matters, like my dick"
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>>678326005
Keep at it I'm serious don't fucking quit on us anon
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>>678326005
Nah mate, you're golden.
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>>678326005
lol nice
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>>678326005
an alpha never fucked up son
when a woman says "no, fuck you" she actually means "yes fuck me"
keep it going with smart comments
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>>678326005
did this bitch just use the word "progeny" in an everyday conversation
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>>678326005

>posting what /b/ says instead of rolling with it

Mfw you won't get to tap that sweet handicapped pooter. If she has no feeling you could fuck her ass dry and she would think you're smashing her pussy right
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>>678324735
so many ppl falling for this
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>>678326005
Send her a dick pic. That should get her going.
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Man I love dicks
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>>678326274

>rolling with it
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>>678326005
mentally retarded. like serious mental retardation you have there.
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Stay out of my personal space
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>>678324735
>swiftkey plebeian

what text app allows you to have toast notifications like that? I dig it
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>>678320261
Translation "I'm super bitter that you have a girlfriend REEEEEEEEE"
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>>678325706
web.whatsapp.com
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>>678326261
i can hardly believe that a girl with pro-genes sits in the wheelchair.
Or is it to protect her pro-genious body?
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>>678326275
Reroll
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Is /b/ becoming less cancerous?
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Fuck it, I haven't fucked up my life in a while.
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text this number in pic related
crazy ass despy potato almost guaranteed to respond to you and if you get pictures keks will be had
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>>678326664
You mean people not delivering?
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>>678326395
Man, I'm not happy with SwiftKey but can't find anything better. What do you use?

Textra is the app
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Niggerdicks
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>>678326005
missed out on glorious opportunity
>>678325815
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>>678317659
Blerg
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watch I get quads
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>>678326888
PLAY TIME'S OVER.
GET TO WORK
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here goes nothing
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>>678326888
Too bad that wasn't a roll
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>>678326888
show her your schlong
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>>678326888
oshitson
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roll
>ohfuckillregretit
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>>678327200
Once again.
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>>678317659
Not gonna happen
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>>678327289
My shit won't let me post pictures for some reason or I would :P
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Rollinngg
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>>678325771
Kek
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>>678327500
check em
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I only have 1 girl on whatsapp :/
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>>678326751
prolly +44 as the country code, most uk numbers between 2007-2014 start with 77
you're welcome
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>>678327555
nice dick pic
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>>678327555
Kekerino
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>>678325157
It's a meme you dip.
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dickbutt
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Fo
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i have already fucked the last girl i spoke to. i win the thread thank you
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>>678327100


witnessss
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SHe would be quite confused considering I just got done fucking my side piece on my lunchbreak
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Fojui
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>>678327707
Your welcome anon
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>>678320778
The bird.
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Plata o Plomo
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I went for it, guys..................
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>>678327862
You are my hero son
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>>678327586
It's a Chicago number
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>>678320778
AIDS
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>>678327862
Wooooooooow
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>>678327862
You fucking autist
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>>678327862
tell her you'd like to help her sit on it
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>>678321057
Just got off the phone with mom didn't you
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>>678327862
Hoozah?
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>>678325738
its a bot you cuck
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>>678327862
a true alpha,you are hmmmmm
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>>678327984
Baby I'll be your wheel chair
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>>678327862
Hoozah seems promising
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>>678327911
there's only 10 numbers there
if it's a real number, it needs an area code
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>>678328070
THAT
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>>678327862
tears
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