No cringe thread?
Cringe thread.
Come on niggers
>>678277095
I think I would 'accidentally' trip over him just to fuck his shit up
Is this beta cringe, or alpha?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t1NTnWif0-g&ab_channel=SWAYxMUSIC
>>678277095
Thats worse than picking your nose in public.
>Someone actually spent time making this
>>678277467
cringy as hell really
>>678278752
THE CRINGE IS REAL
>>678278740
same person who posted the picture took a screenshot and uploaded it here? nah sounds like a troll to me
>>678278718
this upsets me on a visceral level.
>>678278752
Those shallow pockets are what get your phone nicked at bars and clubs and shit
>>678278276
Would have thrown it away after reading cv and seeing 8 pages
>>678278276
As someone who runs a company I can tell you if your CV is more than 2 pages long max that it will not be read.
>>678278752
still have no idea why people post this guy in cringe threads
>inb4 newfag
>>678277371
If you don't get this is a joke, then you're really desperate...
>>678278276
I guess I'd date her, but I guess she might be just a fat SJW
>>678278805
Fucking idiot
check
>>678279367
nice resolution dumbass
>>678278918
is that johhny test
>>678278718
what
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo
>>678279577
>implying that you want to see nasty hi-res whale tits
OC, chicks friend had one bad high now he has PTSD
>>678279476
would love to find at garage sale
>>678278718
Second girl on the left needs more fiber in her diet
>>678279760
yeah i do your point being, dumbass
>>678279493
Spontaneous aggression from that kid.
He will grow up to be one of those guys who throws food at random pedestrians from the backseat of a car, shouting "FAGGOT" in the process.
>>678277095
That's motherfucking alpha
He couldn't care less
>>678277095
You call that cringe? That's alpha as fuck. Dude is taking up as much space as possible, not giving a fuck, like a true alpha.
>>678277095
What a fucking asshole. I bet everyone fucking hates him and when people react to him being a nigger he just says some gay shit like "you mad bro" then goes back to being lonely.
>>678277095
That's motherfucking alpha
He couldn't care less>>678277095
I broke up with this guy a few weeks ago and he keeps texting me crap even though we're supposed to be on "no speaking" terms
1/6
>>678279834
No one taught you the difference between being alpha and being a disgusting degenerate
>>678279493
This is awesome lmao
>>678279493
:faggot doing his moves :
- Hey girls
- Fuck you
This bitch deserved it
>>678279903
>supposed to be on "no speaking" terms
>replies to his text with an engaging message
>tits or gtfo
>>678279816
Because fuck disabled people and their desire for easy to eat fruit.
>>678279760
Why even post it if there is no joke then you fucking spastic ultraretard?
>>678279984
Find a dick pic, anywhere it doesn't matter, and add something like "look what's for dinner tonight !" or some other cringy thing that will make him understand.
>>678280044
You're disabled and yeah fuck you.
>>678279764
Fucking ptsd meme, I saw people use content warning for fucking breakfast photos cause it triggers fatties or some shit.
>>678280117
You're a fruit and yeah fuck you too.
>>678279903
Just block his number, Problem solved,
>>678280141
Man I let told this chick how stupid any faggot that gets triggered from breaking bad because they had one rough trip is. She wasn't too happy
>>678279931
>she wasn't witty, smart, motivated, funny, anything like that.
>She was boring
>>678280065
>the longer you wait before you realize what you're missing out on the harder for you its gonna be. And you deserve that
He sounds like a total dick
>>678277371
http://www.snopes.com/cassidy-boon-drowning/
>>678280217
But I'm not peeled, faggot
>>678277095
That alpha, none of you have the courage to do it
>>678277467
if you're asking this, seriously asking this, you're the former
>>678278805
>using artillery when he means arsenal
He cant even say hes smart
>>678279881
Alpha As Fuck
>>678279903
tits or gtfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeBONclb1z4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8LGe9viLfQ&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2Jjuv9tRAA
>>678280065
Ayy he sounds a bit crazy, looks like you made a good call.
>>678278718
Poopoo platter
>>678279800
Are you, by any chance, /fit/?
>>678278718
Why...just why
>>678279344
damn that's one alpha motherfucker
>>678280358
WHO LABELS THEIR DRAWS! Pedophiles make me sick.
>>678280464
this aint usa
this is UK
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>>678280327
>at library
>shout like a retard with bells and begin throwing books off the shelves
>LOL THAT'S ALPHA BECAUSE NONE OF YOU HAVE THE COURAGE TO DO THAT XDD
>>678280065
Holy fuck what a cringey little bitch
>>678280065
Two things; One I had an ex who was nutso like that. She made several social media websites texted me bullshit constantly even though I said "don't talk to me". Also, TITS or GTFO.
>>678279493
classic
>>678277095
thats some wizard tier creepshots hes taking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e5qfcbtfEI&ab_channel=UrbanSwag
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>>678278276
>Breakaway techniques
DON'T TOUCH MY PURSE I DON'T KNOW YOU!
goddangitbobby.jpeg
>>678280065
Jesus...I hate fuckers who act like this....it's FuckBoi 2.0..."maybe if I sound hurt and weak she will come back to me"...just Jesus Christ...and the only reason this hurts me is cuz this was probably me like 2 or 3 years ago
>>678280025
Holy shit what a faggot.
How did you put up with this faggot in the first place?
>>678280065
ha thanks for sharing that.
Stop replying to him or you'll invoke retard wrath like you have never seen before. Your crime will be...wait for it...playing with his emotions by cordially replying. Seriously let him be, I'm his kind of nuts and you don't want to be involved with people like us post-break up. We're impossible.
>>678280661
Yeah I feel bad for him, but I respect myself too much to try to fix him.
He's extremely manipulative and is arrogant like no one I've ever met.
Plus he's one of those people who always tries to tell me what I'm thinking because he thinks he's like a master at reading people but he's wrong like 95% of the time.
He'll be ok when he grows up a little. He's a very smart guy and I'm sure he'll be successful and happy one day as soon as he matures some.
>>678278993
the original poster of this image was jealous because he got cucked by this guy. He proceeds to post this in a cringe thread as forced meme and people start posting this guy.
wtf I just learned the term for this the other night. "Psychological Projection".
>>678278993
It's just an unfunny forced meme
>>678279817
In the clip with audio he says hello to the girls and they tell him to fuck off. He's actually pretty baller
>>678280725
He and I dated for 3 years.
I'm very patient, but it became too much.
>>678280736
I usually try to ignore him but the last time I did he drove to my house to "make sure I was ok since I hadn't responded to his messages".
I keep telling him that I'm ignoring him on purpose so that he can focus on himself and work on being independent but no matter how many times I tell him he seems to always forget.
>>678280811
You should crawl back to him before you realize what you're missing out on. The longer you wait, the harder it's gonna be.
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>>678278381
He did it for the lutz
>>678279903
>Being with other girls
LOL, i have a friend that kept telling us(my other core friends) that after his gf cheated then broke up with him, he when on a spree of fucking random chicks for the following 4 months. then one day he got drunk and accidentally spilled the beans that he never did any of that and was constantly trying to get back the same girl, who has moved in with the man she cheated on him with.... so cringy
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>>678280065
Please send a dick pic to him and give us the reaction
>>678280856
fun fact: he worked hard pixel by pixel around his arms.
>>678280065
I think you broke him...
>>678279493
justice boner
>>678279817
negative, the story behind this is the girl was making rumours about him at school.
>>678277434
Well done faggot.
>>678278805
when the cringe is strong
>>678279760
>hi-res kinda hot whale tits
>>678280945
Are you my ex?... I've come to agree that there's nothing like a woman's scorn. Sometimes it takes a good woman to show a man how he isn't being one.
>>678278853
You can have more than 1 admin on a page mate.
Was probably screen shotted by another admin.
>>678280783
It's already hot enough in this EXISTENTIAL HELL he lives in
>>678279375
This one cracks me up to this day. Can't even imagine OP's feelings at the time.
>>678280025
>im glad you shared
>stop texting me
Crazies need a clear consistent message or it never stops
>>678280065
Oh god he just opened the door to untold possibilities, there so much fun shit you could do with that.
>>678279493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwtmPEbKOaw
Sound
>>678279493
Fucking owned!!!!
>>678280971
Kek
>>678281001
Yikes. She's a bitch for cheating but that's sad that he keeps lying. My ex is lying about that shit too- it's really sad because it's transparent. He randomly texts me "I'm totally over you btw" at random times. I honestly pity him :(
>>678281008
Nah- i don't have any dick pics and that's kinda mean.
>>678281015
Yeah. I tried to be as nice as possible with the breakup but it just didn't work. It's not even his fault- I converted to Christianity so I wanted to start abstaining so I can work on controlling my lust but he wouldn't stop pressuring me
>>678279881
Yeah, this isn't cringe at all. Based Putin is based.
>>678281127
Hm, now I need to find myself a cozy fur thread somewhere, fuck you anon
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>>678281157
You out-cringed the entire thread
>>678280783
>budget cuts
probably if they had more budget they could afford better accelerant
>>678280217
He is not a waste of plastic you lazy nigger, you are the reason the ocean has plastic clouds.
>>678279903
This nigga sounds just like one of my friends. I'd definitely say he's fucked in the head.
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>>678281365
That's some scary shit right there
>>678279240
Anyone have the vid of this. It was by far worse than this.
>>678281001
Lol, cucked betas are the best.
I remember doing the ole "pretend to be interested in someone else to get your crush jealous" back in fucking highschool.
Looking back, it was so cringe. I pretended to be into this girl with huge tits by just staring at her all day in humanities. My actual crush noticed (we sat beside eachother) and so when we would talk, she would lean over as much as possible to show cleavage (she was a petite girl and didn't really have much). My friend noticed cause she would come out of nowhere and drop in our conversation. We laughed so fucking hard about it after.
Easy smash after that. Hard to keep her interested tho. We ended up breaking off and her next bf was this squid kid who posted cringey videos of himself playing the guitar. She was all over that shit tho lol.
Fuck, sometimes I wish I could go back to those days. Ez.
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>>678281272
Is this happening in TX?
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>>678278752
Jeans with a waistcoat!?
Awful.
>>678279493
Nice shot for a little shit.
>>678281542
yeah
>>678277371
Thats satire you fucking retard
>>678281001
>>678281272
yes, i tried helping him as much as possible, but he was never the same. he just would listen to any of us. she even moved across the state with the new boyfriend. i keep in touch with her through my current gf who has been her friend for years. she told me he would have random spurts of anger even going as far as breaking stuff around the house( a side i havent seen from him in the 8 years ive known him) she said she was scared to break up with him so she waited till he was out of town to break the news.
>>678277095
ebin meemi ystäväiseni
>>678281338
You got me. It was like seeing the ending to every 2 year sex filled relationship I've had put in to 6 images of a text convo. Srsly my mind is blown.
>>678281127
killer whales are not whales you retard
>>678281542
No, east coast
>>678281272
>I converted to Christianity so I wanted to start abstaining so I can work on controlling my lust
the fuck
>>678278381
Ha! I last longer than a train-fucking dragon.
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>>678281576
Is this happening in the DFW area?
>>678278918
the guy on the right looks like a brush you didn't wash out enough after using it
>>678281232
is this like weaboo porn or something
>People wearing socks with sandals
>Anybody wearing a polo
fucking kys
>>678281613
*into
>>678281487
The use of hieroglyphs isn't inherently cringy but fuck, my insides shivered
>>678279764
Working in psychology, this is something that can happen, does happen when coming off mj, tryin to get clean. It can really fuck up your emotional balance and cause a lot of anxiety, make you believe you're becoming paranoid, or can actually trigger paranoia or hypervigilance
>>678281622
Yes, yes they are.
>>678281717
what a faggot
>>678279742
in todays episode, how to make GOD DAMNED sure that no girl ever wants to be anywhere within 30 yards of you
< 4 > https://docs.google.com/uc?authuser=0&id=0B9Wo6HTdxilZQW80aDJpSGN2RWs&export=download
>>678281717
Play me off
>zippo cat
>>678281622
she's an orcadragon you uncultured fuck
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>>678281645
Ha thank god, I was getting worried that my friend who recently ended a relationship because his ex gf recently converted to Christianity and wanted to practice celibacy was texting the poor girl again.
>>678279881
This is a cringe thread not a make me feel beta thread.
>>678281590
Hey what would you tell him if you knew he would listen and mature from it constructively.
>>678279867
I would kick is fat beta ass like a true alpha.
>>678279493
fucking rekt.
>>678279742
>dark souls
>>678281272
I knew a guy like that. We were fighting a lot and he told me to leave, so I did. Apparently he did not see that coming.
He acted as if the relationship could only end if he wanted it to, then he realized I wasn't coming back and started acting all emotional and nostalgic one moment, turning to rage and namecalling the other. He sent me so many texts, but I never answered.
I think he just needed to rage it out. the texts stopped after a few months and now he barely ever writes.
>>678281590
Yikes, that sounds crazy. Not a good situation for either one.
>>678281646
No I know it sounds crazy.
It's a whole thing I doubt you care enough to hear my whole moral thing but I just realized that it was risky and irresponsible to have sex when I'm not in a position to be a mother should I conceive a child- so I decided not to have sex until I'm married.
I think abortion is wrong, so I believe that if people were more accountable for their actions and considered the consequences before choosing to engage in sex for pleasure/fun, they would realize that they are risking a lot.
I would never want a child to die or grow up in a broken home because of my immature choices.
>>678281232
Sauce?
>>678280065
Send a pic to him of your sucking other dick...we know you got one...or send him a dick pic and tell him it's from you're new dude
>>678280945
Are you cute?
>>678281272
>I converted to Christianity so I wanted to start abstaining so I can work on controlling my lust
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>>678279124
A FUCKING LEAF?
Space pants are intergalactic space pants https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwpmqMnngRk
>>678281232
im curious.... who that girl?
>>678279528
2nd from left is cute
>>678281905
Is meant for >>678280065
>>678281994
i mean yeah, don't have a kid unless you're ready for it, but no sex? not like we live in a time where contraceptives don't exist
>>678282077
I think I'm alright, maybe like a 6/10??
I dunno it's hard to rate myself
>>678281276
loog lik ebin :DDDDD
>>678280937
I took this creep shot
Opinions guys?
>>678279528
would impregnate the right.
>>678281994
I want to marry you. fml
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>>678281232
Jesus fuck, what the shit is happening here?
>>678279742
>Playing Dark Souls
Nigga no you ain't
>>678279760
Why else would he be complaining?
>>678282333
holy fucking shit dude
>>678282281
Thanks for cringing.
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>>678280358
Holy fuck I remember that autistic post.
>>678282281
This is the real cringe. All of you fags trying to figuratively rub your junk on someone who claims to be a girl. I welcome white knights, pls respond so I can tell you how pathetic you are.
>>678282518
I don't think you understand what whiet night mean.
>>678282438
well, most people browsing this thread are beta faggots looking for confirmation that there are more cringier bastards out there than themselves...
>>678282518
neck yourself
>>678281994
WHAT IS THE PILL?
WHAT ARE CONDOMS?
>>678282609
Well he was right, here you are.
>>678280065
Holy shit, how can you stand this shit femanon? Give us a pic of his cringe face!
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>>678281232
>Sir, we've encountered levels of degeneracy we did not think were possible
>WHERE DAMMIT WHERE?!
>Outside some highschool. Appears to be some kind of fucked up, repulsive meetup of iconoclasts and otakus
>What in God's name is an Otaku Johnathon?
>Sir, I'm not quite sure how to explain it but it involves masturbating to animated school girls.
>*hear vommitting
>And what exactly are they doing?
>They appear to be grinding eachother's gentilia in a centipede like fashion
>*reeee eyes are developed
>*nam flashback
>news report mass shooting at highschool meetup with prime suspect being a retired veteran yelling "deus vult" over and over again.
>>678282642
like yourself.
>>678282664
Lift yourself out of the chair, fatboy.
>>678281905
I'd tell him that he has some of the most amazing qualities I've seen in a man as well as some of the worst. He's an amazingly fast learner, and if he was able to truely improve his self confidence he wouldn't come across as arrogant all the time. He needs to be more humble and realize that there is more to a person than just how they look, and that by trying to find someone "at his level" looks/intellegence wise, he is limiting himself because he has deluded himself into thinking he is a lot better than he is. He needs to be more humble, and graciously accept and appreciate the opportunity to learn more about all sorts of people.
>>678282183
The other portion of my attitude towards sex is related to my newly found Christian views.
Like anger, lust is something that can be expressed in several ways.
If you're angry, you can smash things, yell, and kick- or you can use a coping mechanism like counting backwards from 10. The first method risks hurting other people and yourself, where as the second method has no risks.
Lust is similar- you can express it freely through sex, or you can control it and cope with it through a different method.
NOT repression- repressing lust and anger leads to resentment and frustration.
But learning to control lust isn't something that many people focus on advocating- but I think it's something that I personally want to choose to do. As someone who's been sexually abused in the past, having that level of control is important to me to have both in myself, and in my partner
>>678282691
I don't think you know what white night men.
>>678278381
Underrated post
>>678281647
This comment was the first thing in the thread to make me laugh
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>>678282438
it's just a brank pro.
>>678282823
Well he was right, here you are.
>>678282180
yo this is an uncomfortable to watch
>>678282797
i would but the shattering orgasm induced by all of my fat folds rubbing together in unison would be unbearable
>>678280090
child solider s MGSV doesn't want you to see
>>678281232
Men are disgusting.
>>678282753
Stop before you radicalize REEEEEEEE eyed Nam vets to take vengeance on Otakus XD
>>678282758
yes, like myself and also yourself
>>678280065
Kristen?
>>678282971
Consider suicide.
>>678282802
Hey thanks I'm going to take this advice like it was for me.
>>678282228
image.jpg
>>678283131
>considered
>>678282947
i don't thinkn you noe what night white meanl tbqh fam.
>>678282802
you sound like one crazy bitch, what's more, you're smart. that's a bad combo, cringe-boy got out of a messy situation and doesn't even realize
>>678282998
Bet he is still in the closet
>>678281272
You're both fucked in the head
>>678283232
Well he was right, here you are.
>>678282729
He's not ugly. I thought he was fine physically- it's his obsessiveness that got to me
>>678280535
How did you tell?
>>678282802
Tits or gtfo
>>678283302
I agree with this guy.
>>678281232
imagine - all their parents standing behind the camera
imagine their faces!
oc
>>678280065
disgusting
If you think this is a good look, you're a fucking asshole.
>>678283311
idk if u know what is white knight meyn
>>678283330
lmao how old are you?