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TRIPS DECIDES
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microwave
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>>678261823
hurr wouldn't do shit
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>>678261688
mall
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In the pooper
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>>678261688
is it live?
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>>678261992
So close
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>>678261688
put it away and never use it
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Dude, insert it into your bum and pull the pin.

Imagine the headlines; you'd be famous forever.
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Into toilet
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>>678262110
So close
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>>678262138
Reroll
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>>678262110
kek
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Pull pin and toss it from your front steps
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Grenade in pooper
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>>678261688
Bernie rally
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Mail it to the police.
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>>678262096
reroll
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>>678262294
reroll
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>>678262096
roll
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For anyone that doesnt know, a blue spoon indicates a training aid.
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Plant the seed of revolution.
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Use it as a bath bomb
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Give it out at halloween
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>>678261688

Shove it up your ass, and pull the pin.
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>>678261688
put in pooper, pull pin
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a highschool
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Toilet
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>>678261688
Pull pin.
Release spoon.
Put in toilet.
Close lid.
RLH.
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throw in neighbors yard
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Toss it into a pool
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>>678262549
Kek
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stretch out your bumhole, apply lube and shove it up there.
if you're bumhole is already loose enough then what the fuck are you waiting for?
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>>678262563
Reroll
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Pull pin drop in loo
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Up the pooper
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Pull the pin and throw at nearest house
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>>678261688
Nigga that's a blue body. You can blow this dick
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>>678262477
rerolling
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Daycare.
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>>678262480
Reroll
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I request gernade on head for proof
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>>678262669
Reroll
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>>678261992
stump the trump with it.
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Go out somewhere busy, yell Allahu Akbar, and pull the pin
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>eat it
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>>678262480
rolling for the lulz
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Pull the pin and keep it in your hand for 30 seconds
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>>678262110
roll
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>>678261688
put in oven at 450 for 12 minutes, then flip it over and bake another 5 minutes or untill dead
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>>678262669
Rereroll
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Out it in your neighbors mailbox
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Blow yourself up, bitchnigger
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>>678262784
Roll
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Blow up an anthill
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>>678262861
rollin this
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>>678262902
Newfag
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bury it
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Post screencap of the very same story
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Pull pin, throw in toilet, run. Record the entire exchange and post as a webm if you survive.
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pull pin, hold it down with a bunch of elastic bands, keep it forever.
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>>678262480
rolli roll
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>>678261688
Pull pin then put in neighbors mailbox
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>>678261823
I know what you're talking about. All these new fags. That anon was a God amongst men
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gently place it on top of your neighbor's vehicle
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pull pin, and hit it like a golf ball
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Take to the next airport , yell"For Jesus" and drop it
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>>678261688
show the bottom of it. if there's no hole drilled into it I'll cut my dick off, fry it in butter and eat it on a hotdog bun.
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>>678262549
rollin
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a zebra
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>>678263013
Reroll. Also show bottom of grenade.
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Pull the pin and throw it in the oven
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>>678261688
prove to us that it's live and not a prop. show me that the core is still intact.
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Play fetch with dog
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an zebra
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go to the nearest childrens hospital and throw it though any window. pull pin first.
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>>678263130
Rolling for no hole
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>>678263019
rerolling
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the zebra
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>>678263116
Reroll
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>>678263019
i want this and make sure you leave it on a window where the sun rises so you never know when your gunna be fucked
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Blow up your nearest public toilet. But no murdering anyone.
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Pull pin and toss it into someones house
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more zebra
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Pull the pin throw it under your bed
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Pull the pin out and put it in your ass
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>>678263175
>>678263144
Here
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>>678261688
GRENADE IN ASS
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insert in anal canal
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for zebra
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rolling for toilet
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>>678262861
rollin thiss
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some big ass tree
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Play soccer with It
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Throw it through the window of the next police station. Don't run away
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>>678263407
I won trips in the last thread, so lets see if I'm just as lucky. Throw it into a woman's bathroom.
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in zebra
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>>678263387
rolling once again
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>>678263242
Reroll>>678263257
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>>678263334
So close
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Pull pin toss it into police cruiser
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>>678263542
rereoll for 666
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by zebra
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Turn it in to your local police station.
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Dishwasher ftw.trips get
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toss it in the backyard. if cops come say it was a morter that u had from the 4th of july.
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>>678263459
rollo
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Throw it into the ocean
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teh zebra
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>>678263611
again
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Neighbors mailbox.
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insert in anus on webcam, post results til you die
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>>678262110
This.
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Lay in the street
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da zebra
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blow up somebodys car, no killing
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Trips get. Put that mofo in the toilet and run. Record if possible.
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>>678263642
Your a fag

Pull pin then toss it into police station
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In fridge
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>>678263777
WINRAR
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>>678263777
WINRAR
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mailbox
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Exhaust pipe of a random cat
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reroll for toilet and op survives the whole shitstorm
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shit on it!
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le zebra
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>>678263242
Rollin
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>>678263777
Winrar
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>>678263777
WINRAR
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>>678263777
Holy shiiiiiiit
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>>678263777
Oh shit nigga
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>>678263777
Winrar
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>>678261688
>Tie long length of string to pin
>go to tallest building even if carpark
>tie other end of string to railing
>teeter the grenade on edge so the slightest breeze would tip it off
>leave
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pull the pin, throw it under a car, and film it
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>>678263777
DING DING WINRAR time to kill some pigs
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>>678263777
A WINNER IS YOU
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>>678263777
Oh shit niggers, winrar
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Don't do it anon.
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oh im gonna go watch the news>>678263777
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put in ass, pull pin
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>>678263777
zebra approves
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>>678263777
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>678263777
Oh shit son
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>>678263787
Fuck I was so close
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op won't deliver
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>>678261688
Pull the pin and put it in your toilet, run.
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>>678263777
OP will surely deliver
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Pull pin, put it under someones car, make sure it stays tucked under a wheel so it doesn't go off till they drive away. Also check'em...
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>>678263777
OP don't be a fag, do it and let us know which station so we can look out for it on the news.
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>>678263883
Do you know how grenades work there kid? Don't ever post again.
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>>678263777
Nigga, how the fuck am I supposed to do that right now
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>>678263777
holy shit
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>>678263777
And on this day, op is still not going to deliver
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>>678263777
This will never happen...
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>>678263777
never gonna happen
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>>678263777
WINRAAAR
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>>678263777
WINRAR
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>>678264092
trips decided man you stacked the deck against you with this shit man. Deliver it damn it film it
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>>678264092
Don't ask questions , you don't want the answer to faggit
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Lmao Police stations have food security. You won't do shit OP. Put it back in your drawer and never touch it again like the faggot you are
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>>678263777
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>>678264092
You better do something faggot
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>>678264092
Hey you asked what do not me
>>678263777
Anon here
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>>678263883
You understand that you squeeze the grenade after you pull the pin right you fucking autist?
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>>678261688
tie a wire to a door and connect to pin, film them open it
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>>678264333
ayy
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Someone screen grab this just in case OP isn't a major faggot
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My wife is asleep and I'm jerking off to you OP.
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Throw at car and watch it blow up
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>>678261688
eat it
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>>678264333
Secondary win rare if opsec still wants to be a bitch about the police station
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>>678264050
Yeah i do
I pull the pin and release the grip
Right after falcon punching your anus and depositing the grenade in there

Don't you ever fucking tell me to never post again you fucking faggot
I'll do exactly what i just fucking said id do

To you, you fucking faggot
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>>678264419
Already did man
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>>678264092
You're nothing but worthless pussy scum you won't do it faggot.
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>>678261688
that's a replica.
not even a real grenade that was made inert, but one that was produced as a replica
real M67 frag grenades have a horizontal seem around the middle where the two halves were joined.
replicas have a vertical seem, like that one.

anybody that thinks he has a real grenade is a fucking retard.
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>>678264445
rollerino
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>>678263777
ok, watch the seattle local news tomorrow.
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OP is a fag
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>>678264480
Anon you are indeed deemed not a summer fag
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>>678264420
wrong thread lol
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>>678261688
Anything you want.
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>>678264474
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>>678264474
Your knowledge of modern weapons is impressing me newfag
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just chuck it at a car
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>>678264333
you have to squeeze the grip won't work.
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>>678264635
reroll
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blue spoon and im assuming brown tip on spoon, shits inert, 10 bucks at a army navy joint
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>>678264665
rolly
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>>678264474
cringe
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>>678264509
No, not models produced pre WWll you cantell by the way that the seam overlaps, that it is definitely not a replica.
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>>678263118
Please enlighten us, it sounds funny.
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flush it
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>>678263777
>>678264333
DO IT, OP
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>>678264509
/k/omando detected
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break it
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stick it in a pig's ass
walk up to a muslim family
give them a meal to die for/to
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eat
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just fucking throw it and watch it blow up
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>>678264818
>M67
>pre WW2

kys retard. the M67 was designed in the mid 60's
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>>678264999
trip
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>>678264999
waste
but if dubs blow a car up
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>>678264999
we have 3 winrars in this thread now.
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>>678261688
One word... Toilet
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Exhaust pipe of a random car
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>>678265053
roll
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>>678265270
Reroll
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I'm calling quads, OP must deliver to please the anon God of quads
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>>678265270
rolling
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>>678265270
Rolling for kek
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Get rid of it
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>>678265231
do it
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>>678264999
now just w8 to see on the news
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>>678265366
WINRAR!
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flush it down the toilet
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>>678265457
i got dubs not trips.
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>>678262138
What anon said.
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>>678265457
he said trips you dumb fuck
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>>678265580
FUCK MY LIFE. but rollerino for toilet
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throw it in a garbage truck.
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>>678262669
Roll
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>>678265600
Im tired fuck face
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Op remember, when you throw it into the police station, wear latex gloves. Keep your prints off that shit. Also wear a hoody that cannot be traced to you by any paper trail or one of regular use. Then dump it in a trash bin or give to a homeless. Then take pictures of the aftermath
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>>678261688
slide it up your anal passage
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eat it
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>>678262669
rolly
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>>678265848
this
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>>678265457
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insert it into your ass and pull the pin.
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>>678261688
Does anybody have the shit from the one nigga who put a grenade in his toilet?
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>>678261688
Fake grenade
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>>678265844
Just be a decent person and livestream the whole thing. You will be famous.
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op better fucking deliver
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>>678265270
lmao rolling for this
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>>678265971
he said to watch the news tomorrow.
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>>678263777
YAS
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>>678264325
Dumb shits the "Pin" is a safety device. Until you release the spoon / handle the striker or firing pin will not strike the primer. You can remove and reinsert the pin as often as you like. You do not squeeze after removing the pin. You release the spoon and then have 3-5 seconds before grenade detonates.
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>>678265946
Even if it is fake what do you think would happen if he threw it in a Police Station?
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>>678265971
We're all hoping so.
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>>678265668
Damn, so close, while that may be a real grenade, those old ball grenade types are weak as fuck, I've seen those chucked at a car and it didn't do shit to the car but kill a passenger from a quarter chunk fragment, while having one is fucking mucho badass using it is disappointing
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>>678265971
deliver what? no trips yet.

rolling for shove up ass
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>>678265946
I'll give it to OP I'm almost positive it's real, but HES not real nigga enough to do anything with it.
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>>678264509
John Mullins? That you?
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>>678266062
Panic at the Police Station
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>>678266032
Well someone said that, it could have been anyone. Let's just hope it was OP, and he's an honest, good man.
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>>678261688
pull pin and flush down toilet
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>>678266173
roll
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>>678266062
Probably lots of donuts spit out all over the place.
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pull it and put it on dog collar
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Stick it up your ass and pull pin.
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>>678266162
>>Preparing to blow up entry way to police station


>>Good man

Pick one
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put it in your neighbors swap cooler.
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>>678266348
That is just awful. Dogs are good you cunt. Just stick with people.
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Roll for granade into the toilet
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