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Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!
Atago claimed
fuck gyms
>>678227450
>She wont reduce them
>She loves them too much
I sense your disgust from all the way over here.
You disagree with her choice, yet I agree with it.
I have nothing else to say.
>>678227907
It's luck of the draw to have large breasts.
Throwing them away is a crime
I don't even care, Mikan will get it.
Shinoaclaim
>>678228616
Holo Claimed
Thanks for taking initiative
Gotta go to work now, see you guys
>Sameji claimed, and out
>>678228616
kagami claimed!!!
>>678227382
Don't we all!
>exciting hug
>>678227506
Don't put yourself down! I'm worse I promise!
>>678227907
Oh hi!
>hugs Back
>>678227966
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>678228615
Calm down dude Yo always have tomorrow
new tread 4 what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTnUpYVPAVY
>>678228737
I agree,
My closest gym is a few hours away...
>>678228832
have fun at work!!
>kagami anon
The fuck is a waifu?
>>678228737
Hello sunshine, sorry about the gym.
>>678228832
Goodbye beautiful
Sakura claimed because why not
Shinoa claimed
>>678227162
Where does the pain hurt the most? Left, right side? Entire head?
>>678227167
The earth is your playground
https://youtu.be/I_9SPjhoJ9o
>>678227361
What's up?
>>678228927
it's better to work out at home!!!!
>>678228832
Bye!
Have a good time
>>678228963
Lurk moar
>>678228737
Wait.
You're not Mikan.
>>678228892
Ahoy.
>You still there, Ananas?
Internet claimed
Milinda claim.
Whats up everyone?
>>678229005
Hay!
How is your day?
>>678229054
I guess that's true...
It's rather expensive for a gym membership
>>678227382
It's all about how far you're willing to go to devote yourself to something while also looking completely fucking insane to everyone else.
>Fuck what they thing, the results show.
>>678227450
Yes, usually when we do the stupid we think not for our personal safety, but of the time that will be lost having to be spent recuperating from the stupid.
>If only anon just wasn't retarded
I think that's it for me for tonight. I have an early shift tomorrow, plus the fact that I will have to come back in for an overnight shift after that means I need to sleep. Good night anons.
>Be sure to always stay loyal to your #1
>>678228616
Simon claimed
>>678228907
Oi
http://www.audionetwork.com/browse/m/track/contagion_73703
The first in the list
>>678228737
Nice
>>678228898
I know I'm decent, but it's probably harder than anything I've drawn before
>>678229015
Nice swap there
>>678229320
Night Juri
>>678229115
I've been lurking this thread for a few minutes but all i see are shitty cartoons. What's with that?
>>678229320
think**
>Juri
>>678229144
Of course. I was waiting to talk to you but I assumed you had left. Ananas.
> watching Japanese Ed, Edd, n Eddy
> Literary Girl
Everytime.
>>678229318
Well Shit...
I fucked up
>>678229312
Hay!
I'm doing pretty good,
How about yourself?
>Smoke cigarettes all my life
>Start having chest pain
>Go to doctors to get X-ray
>Everything is perfectly fine
>Get home from doctors and open this thread
>Get cancer
Hatsuzuki claimed but I'm pretty much going to bed now.
>>678228963
Why am I fucking ulive
>>678229318
Really good actually, only light amounts of crying today ^.^ you?
>>678228927
I was looking forward to it aswell.
>>678228970
Ah, don't be sorry, nothing you could have done
>>678229144
Last time I CHECKED I'm not Mikan
>Hello
>>678229402
Yoo
You having trouble with your guitar I heard?
That sucks..
>>678229409
If you don't have an idea yet, lurk moar.
>>678227465
Some people enjoy that taste though. Had someone come in and ask for a ham and cheese croissant. But he said to burn the shit out of it. I did. He came out back and hugged me.
>>678227506
Can you send pics? My guitar is at my brothers house.
>>678228751
Oh, I enjoy size. But theres a point where it gets too big for you to enjoy with only two hands.
>>678228800
Awoo~
>>678228616
All these low tier waifus, I bet they don't even have penises
>>678229460
Kek at you posting that gif, Do you have any idea what that gif you're are posting stands for?
>>678229015
left side
i wasnt doing anything to make it hurt either
>>678229320
Night juri, see you next time ^.^
>>678229584
Is it some branch off of brony stuff? Are they supposed to be drawings of real girls I don't know?
>>678229409
It's a circle jerk thread for people to talk with regulars and be nice to one another generally.
Using their 2-D wifes to fuck with rule 13.
>lurk
>>678229402
Good luck have fun, if you finish tonight show me tomorrow or pm me. I'm going to sleep
Goodnight everyone, thanks for the entertainment tonight <3
Cya tomorrow!
>happy yet also sleepy hugs for all
>>678229566
Oh...
Well that's...
Good?
>>678229583
Do you know why it was closed?
>>678229594
Aw..Awoo?
Im late, sorry
Anyway how are my friends?
>>678229320
Aw,
Well...
Sleep well!
>>678229668
Autism.
I'm back.
>>678229594
That's why you enjoy them with more than just your hands.
>>678229483
Having a good day today actually. Thanks for asking. :)
>>678229945
I'm doing pretty good,
How about you?
>>678229879
How did you screw up? Care to share?
>>678229945
>boobs
Low tier waifu
>>678229874
goodnight!!!!!
>hugs
>>678229312
Nothing out of the usual. You?
Guys whays your favourite anime besides the one your waifu is from?
Rokka no yuusha. I don't care what people say but I love it
>>678229694
If it's the left side only, then it might be a migraine. Don't worry since it's common in everyone
>>678229402
Thanks
>>678229945
Hello there
>>678230083
Hi Holstaur
Pervert Waifu claimed! ^//^
>>678229668
Centripetal force? Looks like centripetal force to me.
>>678230096
That good to hear!
Doing anything exciting?
>>678229945
pretty good ryuko, i hope you're doing well too
>>678229594
I can't force you to like the things I like.
That would be ridiculous.
You do whatever makes you happy.
Considering that what makes us happy is a waifu thread I don't think either of us are getting laid, though
>>678230083
This guy fucking gets it
>>678229583
Yeah. I probably won't be getting a new one for a while
>>678229594
You'll be here tomorrow, right?
>I don't really feel like fucking with it right now.
>>678230083
Welcome back Booby brother
>>678230137
Whaa?!
mandatory cc claim
imma keep https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WyZ2GcdmCM
these films
>>678229409
If you don't know you never will. =^..^=
>>678230224
JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE OF COURSE.
Also dropped Rokka no yuusha on episode 3 is it worth watching again?
>>678230279
Hi.
>>678230357
>>678230423
My bretheren.
>>678230224
Tokyo ghoul or Death note...
I don't watch much anime
>>678229511
You don't want to come back to /waifu/?
I can't say that doesn't disappoint me.
It's your choice though
>>678230272
Hi
>>678230148
Man thats not nice :(
>>678230128
Pretty good
>>678230224
Just enjoying my day off before I have to leave my laptop behind for the next 3 days... :/
>Gate and Yuru Yuri
>>678230316
Got paid if that counts. lol
Sylvie claim
pat pat
>>678230001
Well, You're not completely wrong.
>>678229798
Every girl in this thread has a name.
And no, this is not a branch of brony.
Bronies use a lot of waifu practices though.
That being said, bronies are cancer and should stay on >>>/mlp/
Ironically, the voice actress who did Tomoko's voice did Rainbow Dash's Japanese dub. An homage to this is found ina chapter where Tomoko is almost late for school because she was watching MLP.
>>678230720
I bet she doesn't even have a penis
Miho claimed
>>678229312
Hello
>>678229879
It's fine, don't worry about it. Crying isn't an uncommon thing for me at all ^.^
>>678230622
We alone are fighting for metal that is true
We own the right to relive the fight, we're here for all of you
Now swear the blood upon your steel will never dry
Stand and fight together beneath the battle sky
>>678230931
Hello miho how are you doing today?
Any new developments on the dryer?
>>678230720
That's good!
>>678230738
Well,
That's always a plus!
>>678230931
Hay!
How is your day?
>>678230224
Mostly the left side just a little on the right side
I don't have a problem with migraines
Everyone else in my family throws up or doesn't want to move but I'm just like "my head kind of hurts"
dont know why my head was hurting though
>>678230931
Hi Miho
>>678230448
Still too tired I guess. Not thinking things through. Apologies.
>>678230423
Possibly. If Im not busy like I have been lately.
>>678230357
Waifu thread helps keep depression at bay. I dont really have gaming atm so its all I have atm.
>>678230224
Overlord. Hands down.
>>678231167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbsjtPAuTnI
>>678230929
Sometimes
Like when she's rendered with a member
>freestyle
>yeah freestyle m8
>>678231167
>Head pats headache away
>>678230786
>pat
sachi claim
>>678231373
Overlord was really fucking good. Just disappointed with no 2nd season
>>678231530
Crap 4got pic
>>678230509
I stayed for fremy and if you're into mystery anime, I'd so go for it. But be warned that most of the episodes are about them blaming each other on who's the 7th. Need to check out jojo
>>678230706
I heard that death note was dropped after you know who died
>>678230738
Where ya heading to?
>>678230786
Would she like pancake, shortcake or sandwich?
>>678231167
Same here. I could be having a great day and outta nowhere, boom! Headache like a bitch
>>678231373
Remember that shalltear's love for ainz is real and wasn't modified like albedo :^)
>>678231064
Truly we are the righteous few.
>>678230224
Only other one I've really watched is K-On!
>but I just started it
>>678231373
Alright. I'll take a few pics then.
>>678230853
If you want the actual context: Tomoko is gushing over a KyoAni tier same face drawing of herself by some fat otaku.
You can see the paper in her arms.
>>678231809
Can i get cookies with that, Hols?
>>678230931
Heyyy, how is my favorite tank commander doing today?
>>678231141
Yeah! Now I just have to survive the weekend.
>>678231786
Off to drill with my unit... I will have my phone though. Maybe I will post a pic of my tank for ya.
>>678229460
Why would you make talking to me sound interesting?
I can't really do much other than agree with you or throw a compliment.
> watching Japanese Ed, Edd, n Eddy
> Literary Girl
I'm supposing this is a DLoHB reference.
>>678229583
>Hey there
How's your BMX so far? I'm sure you could have taken at least a ride if the gym was closed.
>>678231661
I heard there was one in the works. There is material for 3 seasons so far. I did enjoy the spinoff as well, Pure Pure Pleiades. Nice spin on the characters.
>>678231786
Oh, I know. But Albedo would want to do Ainz anyway because it would have just been lust.
>>678231809
>>678231980
I want cookies too
>>678231534
>poke
>>678231786
Pancakes!
>>678230224
Outlaw Star
>>678231809
>>678231980
>>678232233
I..I wouldn't mind some cookies
Eleonora Viltaria claimed. Would be her slave any day of the week.
>>678231373
>Waifu thread helps keep depression at bay
This is the reason most of us are here, including me
>>678231809
We really are, aren't we?
Here our soldiers stand from all around the world
Waiting in a line to hear the battle cry
All are gathered here, victory is near
The sound will fill the hall, bringing power to us all
I'm sorry if my shitty constant lyrics are annoying.
I'm just trying to make it a thing.
>If you repeat anything enough, it becomes a meme
>>678230224
Well let me see... I can't pick out a favorite to be honest...
Lucky Star, Nichijou, and K-On! are my top 3 in no order
>>678232271
Shocked you remember that
>>678232413
Fuck,
Again...
>>678232166
I guess you don't realize this: I don't talk to many people in the threads. Even before you came I would really only talk to Shiki. I've been coming to the threads for you for a while now.
And yes, it is daily lives of high school boys.
>>678231081
no u
>>678231125
>>678232035
>>678231141
Could be doing better.
>>678231208
hello
>>678232456
>Waifu thread helps keep depression at bay
That's also why I'm here
>>678232555
Patmaster never forgets
Nice trips
>>678230224
Either Jojo or Yuru Yuri, for different reasons. Naruto isn't even my favorite, its just that sakura is my favorite from any off the anime ive seen.
>>678231980
>>678232233
>>678232413
Oh boy, do we have a baker in the house? I can supply the milk but we need somebody on cookies.
>>678232456
I don't mind, they're pretty cool to me but I don't really have anything awesome I can say to go along with them.
>>678231974
I'm not talking about the context of the show.
>dickwaifu gets dubs
>>678232116
It is good my man
>>678232825
>pats
I'm gonna shower, I'll be back in a bit.
>>678232761
Same, but at the same time i think these threads make it worse.
>>678232708
I always enjoy seeing you come around. <3
>>678232890
>I can supply the milk
The milk has a nice taste that is mellow and full-bodied and it melts almost like when a holstaur is having sex with her husband.
>>678232761
Fuck depression
Fuck everything
I dont fucking care
>Im fucked in the head,
>And my mind is turning into a whore
>>678229879
Nope, just said
>Sorry for the inconvenience
>We will be closed until 9th of April
Bastards
>>678230423
Damn, were you practicing anything in particular or just strumming some chords?
>>678232166
Hey, Yeah its great, so light I can pick it up with out even trying, I did take it for a ride, thought fuck it why not.
I miss my long hair tho
>Feeling wind flowing through you hair
Amazing.
Sorry for the slow replies guys, I'm kinda busy with videos and what not
>>678231786
If you end up watching JoJo start with 2012 -> stardust crusaders -> Diamond is unbreakable.
Diamond is unbreakable is currently airing and it's my favorite part when I read the manga but I still haven't finished the manga.
>>678232226
There is? I really it's stillb eing developed by madhouse and I'll be happy as fuck.
>>678232871
>jojo
MYNIGGER
>>678232761
We're all family here.
That also happens to mean a lot of incest occurs.
Jokes aside, let's hear your story.
What lead to you ending up here?
Vent all you want, I'm listening
>>678232933
Care to give me your take on the image?
What does it represent?
>>678232890
Ill do it
anyone want to ERP with me?
>>678232761
Agreed mostly, but I just like being here for people that aren't feeling well. The only bad part is that I rarely have people to help when I'm feeling down, but meh. I can cope
>>678233327
No, leave
>>678233429
calm your farm
>>678233327
This is NOT an RP or ERP thread, sorry.
>>678233278
>We're all family here.
This is a /waifu/ meme
>>678232761
Sometimes it's the opposite for me.
It's pretty much the only place where I can vent and people actually take me some what seriously.
>I'm always seen as the joking friend that makes everyone laugh.
>No one asks if I'm okay because I don't show anything irl
Late night me is a train wreck.
>>678233327
Sure
>I knock on the door
>Its me goku
>>678233016
You've always been kind. So I'm glad you are here too, Yuuko.
>>678233506
it's very frowned upon anon
>>678233229
I literally don't think I can sleep tonight because of JoJo. We get the OP and ED tomorrow and the season looks fucking solid.
claiming Akatsuki
>>678233635
cant be worse than the trap lovers
>>678233564
>meme
that's a meme in itself, son.
>>678232890
That's nice to hear.
I'll send you a link to the shit that I'm using.
Chances are you won't like it, but at least the one of the two I'm using most is very fitting for the DFC-JTTF situation
>>678233293
>>678233139
I learned some Green Day and Nirvana, and I was trying to play Paranoid Android by Radiohead.
>it was just starting to sound good
Anyways, now I'll actually go.
I'll be back.
>>678233566
How can you be a train wreck with those DUBS.
>>678232761
Who needs depression when you got friends like these?
>>678233746
Really hoping Queen does the ED. Hell it would make sense with Killer queen.
>>678233092
Yes that's the description, how long are you going to be on this?
>>678233278
Incest is ok when you're this hot.
>>678233313
Good, seems like a lot of people want them.
>>678233327
Get out.
>>678233941
Cool, it sounds fun.
>>678233964
Guess so.
>>678233985
Aha, well I wasn't really talking about now, I was talking about me late at night, only 1:10pm here
>>678234212
>incest
Hello?
I'm making the official claim for Ryuko Matoi
It's official.
>>678233985
I have my bets on that it might be "Party like it's 1999" since that's when the anime takes place and it kind of fits for me
>>678233864
A lie, in other words. .
>>678233634
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>>678233941
>DFC-JTTF situation
You may have bigger guns, but we have the numbers.
Enjoy freedom while you still can
>>678233139
I ride motos, its a different feeling but the same reasoning. I love my bike.
>>678232890
Professional cook here. Although I am team DFC I dont see how we cant co-exist.
>>678233229
Still being made by Madhouse. I heard late 2016 release but Google is being cagey with details.
>>678234498
>resolution
>filename
You don't love her
>>678233139
Why did you cut your hair, then?
>tfw I sold the only bike I ever had
I think I already told you this, though
>>678232708
> I've been coming to the threads for you for a while now.
I hope you already know I did the exact same for you, at least for a couple weeks.
>When I thought you An Hero'd or something.
What made you start posting less, though?
>>678233278
About 8 months ago my mother was diagnosed with stage 3 lung cancer,
They claimed that there was a rather low chance of her living...
It was just slowly getting worse,
I had a really good relationship with her,
She was really the only family that I ever talked to...
It was only about 2 months ago that she died and I had a really hard time dealing with it,
I haven't had anyone to talk about it to and this is my first time telling this story.
I'm slowly starting to be able to deal with it but it still really bothers me...
That's about it...
>Lurk
>>678234834
Look, you don't need nice things to prove your love okay. I know what my heart says.
>>678234212
However long a cow/human hybrid (Cowtaur?) is going to milk herself and knowingly sell it to full grown men.
>>678232035
>branch
>MOS
I wanna be a corspman in the navy but school first. So there's you and kagami that are serving
>>678231929
I need to get back to k-on
>>678232226
Like that pillow scene?
>>678232271
Haven't gotten the game since it seems to be really repetitive, love her by patting and taking her out, 'love' her, buy her cute clothes, anything new?
>>678232283
I've never heard of it. Would you recommend?
>>678232479
So much moe
>>678232761
I came here because everyone seems to be really friendly
>>678232871
I'd gay for itachi. No homo
>>678233229
Gotcha
>>678234834
I have many google downloads. Just cant edit because mobile. Fuck that interface.
>>678234498
Shes already claimed though.
See >>678229945
>>678235035
We here for you dude.
I too have had several family members go through cancer.
I am sorry for your loss..
But I am sorry for your loss.
>>678232226
No... she was a slut before Ainz changed her personality. Literal slut, would have been with anyone and everyone.
