>>678218504
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

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>>678218504
wowee i wanna kill myself

sports, weed, keks, study, food

in that order

Waste of time and money

Fresh college kid dot jpeg

>>678218504
The debt never fades away.

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parties
weed
booze
pussy
disappointment

just give up already mate

Student loans student loans student

>>678218504
the fuck am I doing

>>678218761
MR. DEBT WILL NEVER END

Rape rape rape anal rape

College is pretty fucking dope

Drink every night I'm depressed

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dropped out after 2 years

Big black cock my pussy

Leave nothing for future husbands

computer science --> I make money

>>678218504

away from gf, bought vibrator

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Why are you so quiet?

Few years tons of pussy

>>678218504
only fucked former coma victims.

>>678218504
Did not even get laid

>>678219712
You probably saved yourself from a rape accusation, you should be thankful

Studied philosophy aaaaaaaand I'm broke

Fucking expensive fuck this shit

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Angry Asian raging with guns

Frat star fucking hot bitches.

>>678218504
frat xanax vyvanse cocaine fuck

>>678220000

alcoholism
pussy
study
alcohol
study

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Finally fucking done with school.

I graduated this semester, walking tomorrow

best 8 years of life

>>678219997
sorry that you didn't go to that college at the best time

Devry
No girls
All debt

Fun beer Pussy party non-frat

>>678218504
Was waste of time mostly

>>678218742
This x 100

>>678220180
I agree

I wanna fuckin kill myself.

>>678218504
Ripped off by the Collage

( they stole $1500 in grant money and I can't prove it)

>>678220212
congrats bro

Its all about that debt.

>>678220684
Thanks dude

>>678218504
I learned things in classes

Bonus: Avoided mongoloids in this thread.

Wasn't retarded enough to go

>>678218504
Lots of great gay sex

fuck i got kicked out

>>678218504
airplanes, beer & fat nursing students.

>>678218504
Who drank all the booze?

>>678218716
this is what I've experienced.

> college

volunteer for your country then seek a degree. college lefty pigs make me sick.

I never got any pussy

>>678220851
You fucking bum
I'm out here making 6-figures, and paying for your welfare check

>>678218504
Why Im not like them

>>678218504
Parents refused to sign FAFSA

really missed fucking homeschool teacher

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>>678218504
I dropped out fuck me

>>678218742
>>678220391

I honestly feel bad for you who went thru this.

College was a fucking blast for me. Tons of booze, drinking hard every Thursday...then Friday....then Saturday. Mix that drinking with hooking up with scores of women who are ok with hooking up! (Better the college, cleaner the women). And then repeat this for about...4 years. Ohh yeah, don't forget about class.

That life style was fucking awesome. True happiness.

>>678218799

Why disappointment?

all these people are retarded

>>678221233
Nah mane, I joined the Air Force, got paid to get my vocational qualifications, served three years then left.
Now I work as an aircraft mechanic for a sexy sum nigger

>>678221370
I bet you were a business major.

drugs depression "C"s Second Chance

>>678221370

OMG BOOZE FRI SAT SUN MON LOL!!!! YES COLLEGE!! HHAHA TUES WED BOOZE!!

shut the fuck up nigger

>>678221370
These fucking neets are doing nothing with their bum lives. They probably served me fast food before.

>>678218799
>hobby: talking to girls
>Plays baseball

Probably gay.

couldnt afford, sold them drugs.

>>678221370
Cringe

>>678221370
I bet you were the talk of the college. Look at him, what a swell guy!

>>678218504
couldnt afford, sold them drugs

>>678221797
Yeah! those neets! Let me just post about them on /b/! Those pathetic losers who work at McDonalds!

>>678219598
133e02

>>678218504
Wasted years, wish to undo.

>>678218504
I'm glad I didn't go.

>>678221617
Yep!!! Not as easy as rveryone thinks, with god-awful Accounting, Calculus, and the mind numbing Corportate Finance. But other than that....

>>678221797
>>678221772
Sorry u didn't find your happiness. Just know there are college graduates out there that don't actually hate their life.

>>678221527
Okay anon, you are not a bum after all.

I know some militaryfags who did jack sit after their service. No ambitions, didn't go to university, just slowly dieing

>>678220006
you're a nobody and likely only hooked up with a few chicks before word got out that you have a small cock and are annoying

>inb4 projecting
nah, you're just a loser

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>>678218742
/thread

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Taco night anal fuck

>>678221370
No, you went to a party school. That is not college, ya fuckin' muppet.

>>678218504
JUST

anal anal anal anal anal

too busy to enjoy life

Big giant puffy tits

>>678221948

No, closer to: wow look at that keg stand! Or wow you party hard!

Swell doesn't go with getting ducked up 3 days a week and hooking up with women (you idiot)

>>678222259
Look at you! Mr. Happy with my life guy! WooHoo! I bet you wake up and just shit happiness! Yea bro! Drugs and Woman! and booze! WooHoo party time!

>>678222655
checked

hungover finals feel like death

Dick Dick Dick Tranny

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>>678221370

>>678222525
He was making fun of you you fucking retard

>>678222376

First part: correct. Was a party school

Second part: cry me a river dick face! Life decisions....sorry you went to a shittty school...or better yet no school...and are commenting on other people who actually had a blast.

Greek life is a meme

>>678222310
The only reason I didn't go to university was because I had no idea what courses I wanted to take.
My choice was to either go through 3 years of college (British college) and then do engineering in university, or join the Air Force and get an apprenticeship in aircraft mechanics and it was an easier, cheaper way.
Most people I met in the Force were dumb dropout plebs though.

>>678218504
Never even finished high school

>>678222840

Thanks for your help...

>>678222525
Hey nice chug! Take a shot, bro! Yeah! Lets play some beer pong! Ouch my butthole hurts! It's not gay if its with your bros! Yeah lets go circlejerk!

>>678222525
Damn I wish I could get ducked

shit grades until final year

Made a queer an hero

>>678218504
To goddamn expensive. Didn't go.

>>678222655

U sound jelly

>>678223103
Fucking kek

>>678223110

Good one. Wait... You're an idiot.

BOOZE
BOOBS
STALKING
FAILING
MASTURBATING

Kill me or i will

>>678223230
Can't be jealous of a claim with no evidence to back it up, my friend :^)

>>678218504
Profs who have never worked.

>business school

>>678223103

That's called bro rape...saw a PBS special on it

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>>678218504
Anxiety, depression, loneliness, drop, restart.

Hopefully I'll gradute some day.
At least college is free where I live.

>>678223333
Woah sick burn bro, you really got me there.

>>678218504
Kicked out. Went back, 4.0

I'll be in debt forever.

Newfags do not green triforce
>>▲
>▲▲

>>678218504
>Stressful
>Ghetto

>>678223333
quads don't lie

I am alone again. why?

>>678222525
Apparently went to college. Self proclaims he was popular. Cant pick up on basic sarcasm
>gr8 b8

I can't afford my dreams.

>>678218504
feels like never ending misery
pt2
i'll be in debt forever

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>>678222525
>ducked
you got ducked 3 times a week? damn dude.

More useless than Helen Keller.

No time to do anything.

It will get better...

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College....such a terrible time

no n exi s ting

>>678218504
I guess I want this

>>678223488
>college is free
You don't get to complain

>>678221772
I'm sorry that your dick is so pathetic

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>>678223230
Super jelly bro. fucking tearing up over here. Gonna fucking kill myself cause you claim to have had fun in college and fucked all these women

>>678218504
Community college is not real

How do I stick in?

>>678218504
I almost got laid once

>>678222877
Your point?

>>678218504
study, grocery buying, going to the toilet, sleeping sometimes, walking trough the park, gym, audiobooks

>>678221948

This is applicable to your stupid swell guy comment. I'm sure he's a swell guy.

>>678223572
only real faggots know how to!

>>678224782
This
>>678221370

>>678224782
he's trying to make you feel bad. i don't think it worked haha

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>>678224953
Swell guy Pic related

Seemed lame but paid off.

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I am so fucking broke

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>>678221370
> this fuckin guy

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Some think about college debt.

Others think about spring break.

Which one are you?

>>678218504
Beer
Fucking
Pot
Cocaine
Ephedrine (Early 90's you could buy white crosses in convenience stores)

>>678225081
>Drinking, drinking, drinking
>Fucking dumb skanks
Yeah, that's true happiness, I'm sure.

I didn't waste my money.

>>678221797
at least learn what a word means before you use it retard

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>>678218504
Was fun and never finished

Now I'm old (mid 40s), I'm thinking of going for fun to look at little girls. The only place I can see them now is at a bar.. Varied success.

Funny how in my mind, at my age, a college freahman is a little kid. Once I almost felt guilty.. but she wasn't a virgin and it was a naughty guilty and felt so good. Thankfully I'm acceptable enough visually even though i could be the age of their parents. Haha. I don't hide my grey hair.. No attmpt to say I'm younger. No need to bs. Some girls just want to have some fun without the childish bullshit that is normal male behavior these days, I guess.

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>>678224625
This is what virgins don't understand...these bitches get fucked, and yes in real life!!! Sry if you didn't make the cut. But the real world is good stuff if ur not all depressed about shit

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>>678225476
Ayy! Lets go to cancoon! Yeah spring break! awww i don't have any money! Wait lets call my parents dood! Yeah tubular! awwwwright got 10k from my parents, gets get some booze and some hookers!

>>678225709
*tips fedora

>>678225746

Burn!

>>678224085
helen keller had all the normal wholes
as useful as any other woman

>>678221370
Thats more than five words

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>>678225511
3 pair, not bad

>>678225884
>Yeah i'll call him a virgin that will show him!
>Let me go on google and find some girls shotgunning some beers!
>Awwwright! lets say this guy is depressed too ahaha that will show him!
>If i keep this up maybe these random people will think i'm cool and secure!

>chased dreams.
>punished for it.

>>678221370

did that in highschool

don't need some college sluts looking for validation hooking up with me in a desperate attempt to address their insecurities

I am the alpha's alpha

>>678226588
just highschool sluts?

>>678226775

high school sluts, recently graduate sluts, mister ortiz the janitor

>>678218504
fucked a lot of sorority sluts, still jerk off to the memories or text them to remind them what sluts they were in college. they are still sluts. im 35

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>>678226904
>mister ortiz the janitor

>>678225746
Is my order ready?

>>678227307
Yeah, bring it to table 3.

>>678227069
Got any pics of their assholes?

>>678227485
Noice going for the internet burn. I'll just sit here and make 6 figures a year, kek

The two zeros after the period don't count buddy. Those are cents.

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>>678218504

One hell of a ride

I mean, C's get degrees, and apparently almost no employers give a shit about what grades you get in your majors classes.

I mean, I don't wanna say it's a waste of money, because knowledge is a powerful thing, but if it's anything other than a stem field, than its a waste of money AND you now have nothing to show for it.

It's a pretty cool place though, at my campus some people are pretty cool. Actual, real people, dreams an all. It's the first place where people go outside of those shit talking little cliques and actually open their minds. Problem is, you still got some of those shitty dickheads who don't really belong there.

But hell, if you got dreams, it's a great place to be. Goin there to see if I can get into nuclear engineering for Lockheed. Wanna make a working hovercraft before I die, you know, like F-zero, wipeout, repluze

But you gotta pic related if you wanna survive in college

>>678228160
>>678227836
meant to reply to this big moneymaker

It was an expensive mistake

All niggers must be slain

fuck shit stack my nigga

>>678221797

>neet
>job

Lerk moar fagtron

>>678218504

A reckless and timeless vacation

Fuck bitches smoke weed A+'s

>>678218504
I wish I killed myself

>>678218504
"Welcome, do not rape anyone."

I ain't paying for that

I killed my first victim.

>>678228232
You should be thanking me poorfag. I'm paying taxes so you can splurge your welfare check on mac n cheese

> be me, richfag
> my medium-rare steak is cold
> tell poorfag to return it to the chef
> get new medium-rare steak for free
> tip poorfag appropriately because I'm rich

1.business school is for idiots

or

2.english class sucked donkey dick

>>678222259
Oh boo hoo. I had to take 3 calc classes and 2 differential equations classes and two physics classes and a class on kinematics for my EE + robotics degree. Shit was brutal.

>>678218504
I haven't gone yet tho

Exhausting. Self-realization. Pleasantly depressing.

>>678229822
Look at this big man! Hey anon's give him a round of applause
He pays taxes, orders steak, doesn't like it and sends it back but still tips the waiter! Whew it's like your an actual functioning adult.

If this is what college does for people i don't know why don't more people go!

You really got me with this one anon, i didn't know someone could be so independent. You're one of a kind, one of a kind my goodness

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>>678218761
>Tfw trust fund-fag

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I just want to sleep

Free German college. US citizen.

GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF
> engineering school daily

>>678218504
There was an assignment? SHIT!

>>678230635

No drinking age. Traveling Europe.

Good friends, but mostly shit.

>>678218504
much pussy then no pussy

Corn beef hash every day

fuck this damned criativity meme
fuck unrelated as fuck classes
never enough time for fun

Fucking computer science, God bless that I'm almost free from this shit, I don't know if I could take another two years of spending my entire night "learning"

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I learned alcohol blackout limit

Waste of my fucking time

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>>678230936

Big German mammaries. Octoberfest. Carnival.

>>678219877
why u do that faggot

she didn't see it cumming

I got fucked by feminism.

>>678218504
Junior colleges kill your soul

New ways to jerk off

arrested dealer now community college

Studied games, now I'm fucked.

Don't come to school tomorrow.

>>678231797
me 2

>innocent till proven guilty
yeah right

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>>678218504
I did not have sex.

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>>678221370
fuck you

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>>678232031

That's... depressing.

How the hell can you NOT have sex in college unless your abstinent or some shit?

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twenty grand for quads checked

>>678232637
hmmm.... well, I'm that loner that hates everybody and is hated as well, I guess.
I agree that is totaly depressing.

>>678232637
It's pretty easy mate.

>>678218504
a waste of fucking time

>>678226588
High school sluts don't even count.

Pretty fucking great so far

I am 15 years old

On a bus with hippies

>>678218504
acting
drugs
dropout

>>678232894

Well, sex isn't everything anon. From my opinion, it's definitely one of the most overrated human experiences, but it is kinda fun

My post is >>678228190 if you care