I literally only come to 4chan to watch these rekt threads. i laugh my tits off at all of them, especially ones where people are brutally fucked up. What does this tell you guys about my mentality? Most days i think about killing people, and wonder of ways in which i would dispose of the body etc. death doesnt faze me. what does this tell /b/?

>>678189207
Woah dude calm down. Everyone already knows you're the coolest dude here.
Faggot

>>678189406
Cheers, got worried there that everybody considered me a faggot like yourself

>>678188865
Where is this from? Anyone got a story with this?

>>678189207
I think you are not edgy enough and you should google how to be more edgy

>>678189707
Just googled it, only found results relating to me drop kicking your nans ashes, and using your grandads body as a door stop. nothing here about how to be edgy.

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>>678189207
Acting tough doesn't make up the fact you're a pussy IRL, fyi

>>678189656
indian nightclub with colored dust that ignited

>>678190274
Thanks.

>>678190134
Yes because i need to act tough on an anonymous chat forum in order to to repress childhood memories of me being a pussy. fuck me anon you are good. The fact your posting pictures of women shows you've got some repressed memories of your own, let me guess 25 year old virgin? Never touched a girl? gg anon, keep living the good life.

>>678189207
As Don Henley put it: "It's interesting when people die".

>>678190674
Thank you for a legitimate response anon.

>>678190652
XD

>>678190770
I bet you're an atheist.

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>>678190904
i am anon

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>>678188865

Fucking shit, this is exactly why we need tighter legal restrictions on AoE spells.

>>678189207
Just follow your instincts anon. You should start by killing yourself.

>>678191068
Got the whole world figured out huh?

Worst thread on /b/.

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>>678191430
>>678191410
Not got much figured out, except for the fact your both a bunch of cock loving faggots.

>>678192213
I know highschool is tough anon but you'll get through it.

>>678189207
That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

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>>678192403
Got through it 3 years ago buddy, considering thats the first "insult" that popped into your head, i assume your still going through "highschool" , have fun being picked on you fucking faggot

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Yeah, keep off topic guys..

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>>678192443
Yes, because ive never seen this before

"sarcasm" for the dim witted of /b/

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>>678192443

>>678188865
> Walking from your lounger to the sea when you forgot to bring sandals

>>678192443
Isn't this more educational than anything else

>>678189207
so... how would you dispose of them? i always figured i would thermite them as acid is hard to come by and takes forever

>>678192667
Been out for 7 years kiddo. Don't worry I know college is tough too with the whole "I'm so much smarter than everyone" but you'll find your place. Better hurry up I bet you're mom have din din's ready I know how you love those tendies.

>>678192443
Youre more of a faggot than the faggot you were responding to

>>678192443
it's /b/

>>678193302
Your sir have out-faggoted the faggoteurs.

>>678192872
b8 now available in color! we live in an awesome time

>>678193204
Middle of the ocean

Post rekt or gtfo faggots

>>678193272
I'm in uni actually pal. But I forgot, your mental capacity doesn't stretch that far considering you've already whacked out the mom jokes. Speaking of moms, hows yours? yano after the rape and that horrible facial scaring ?

>>678192711
Thread derailed successfully

>>678193713
I genuinely love rekt threads. But it just seems summer comes sooner and sooner every year.

>>678193713
What is happening there?

>>678193848
You have to be at least 18 to post here baby boy

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>>678190652
I am married but thanks.
What you don't seem to understand is that the very fact that you have to tell a bunch of internet nobodies who you are and how cool you are pretty much screams " I am a faggot PLEASE think I am cool"

>>678193989
Guy upstairs took a huge shit.

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>>678190652
Only virgins care about virginity faggot get rekt

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>>678193848
>Getting this mad.

>>678193989
a crane came down on some brown people, it was
a big thing in the news a year ago.

but seriously it was nerve gas

>>678194032
>I am married but thanks.
>tell a bunch of internet nobodies

Wait wait wait.. leme get this straight? your married, and arguing with people on a rekt thread? Goddamn if only your sweet sweet "wife" knew.

The irony

>>678192964
kek

>>678194466
Fuck you bitch. Atlwast I get tight pussy.

>>678193848
>
what what? what is this faggotry? stap faggot.

>>678194466
>implying people dont find something to do in their phone when taking a shit at work

>>678194062
you disgusting fucking monster
Never in all my life of browsing the chan have I seen such a vulgar grotesque and gorey webm reported hope you enjoy your ban

>>678193848
>better make a joke about his mom getting raped
>that'll sure rustle his jimmies

>>678193989
Well, nerve gas killed the crane operator, when the crane fell, the gas inside the crane blew up, and the nerve gas also killed people

>>678194562
yeah these cunts are real tough against unarmed villagers

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>>678190652
>childhood memories of me being a pussy

Projecting this hard

>>678194032
Im sure your wife would also approve of these images you seem to posses. Leme guess? having problems? No sane person would allow that in a marriage, either your lying which is probable, or your wifes a fat slut and shes just getting with whoever she can before her vagina falls out.

Oh god this is too good....

>>678194644
Me epic may XD

>>678192443
prolly b8 but whatever i am bored...

i ve seen ppl that got stabbed, shot, torched, ran over (cars trucks and trains), crushed or whatever you can imagine. you actually can and ffs MUST get used to that shit if you see it all the time. so yeah idgaf about your hardships.
faggots like you pay my damn bills when they finally decide to an hero.

>>678194720
hard to believe that jihadi john turned out to be some britbong rapper fuckboi before he discovered allah

>>678194651
Jimmies rustled, chek'd

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not quite rekt, but it is a kid being kicked by an isis towel head

>>678194827
>No sane person would allow that in a marriage

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>>678190652

40, not 25

>>678192711

I'm confused. Is a flying bus making a landing? It looks like they're descending.

>>678193989
A crane in Mecca fell due to strong wind and it killed 62 people.

>>678189207
"Death doesn't faze me" holy shit everyone thinks you're so badass nos that you've said that. Nigger you're the most scared niggercancerfaggot on here gtfoh

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>>678190652
Look dad we all like you and everything but you need to chill the fuck out

>>678195008
My bad, only 15 years off.

>>678189207
>I love taking after my Idol, shadow the hedgehog

>>678194062
holyshit

>>678194062

spotted the female car driver who had hard time finding the brake pedal.

>>678195101
Well atleast someone thinks im baddass, thanks anon

>sarcasm not detected

>>678195038
Ok thanks

>>678193713
This one webm reminds me that there is still joy to be had in this crazy, crazy world

>>678192711
This is why I always sit facing backwards where possible, preferably with head support (pole, wall etc.

>>678193567
kek? how the fuck would you get them there? then there is drift and the freak chance of some random fishing trawler stumbling across that shit.... could just as well dump it in the woods and hope for the best.
as long as there is a body there is evidence. not gonna happen if you incinerate that shit properly

>>678195237
Knuckles actually man,

>>678191268
kek

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don't fall for the b8, just post and enjoy your rekt.
ignore theses faggets calling you edgy and shit.

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>>678189207
CRINGE

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>this thread

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Snappy lil snappers

>>678194562
Is this new Battlefield gameplay? Looks fucking sick

>>678195432
Tie some bricks or some breeze blocks to them where my first guess. i dunno man, im a serial killer in the making, you gotta give me time to bloom

>>678194833
oh gawd. dubs were wasted on a 12yr old 9fag

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Why are you all arguing like retards just get out of the fucking thread

>>678195504
Story?

>>678195198

The Kamikaze Firefly strikes again!

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You're all a bunch of faggots

topkeks

>>678195198
kek

>>678189207
You are a wannabe faggot, kill yourself virgin.

>>678195832
>never heard of trolling.

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>>678195578
I know right the graphics will blow your mind
(webm related)

>>678190134
Fucking agreed!

>>678195632
body wont keep its state might get crushed due to preassure at several 100 or even 1000 meters. bricks might get loose as a consequence.
you wasted yrs on nothing

>>678195986
Just sayin, why ruin the thread

>>678189207
underage

>>678195986
Just saying, why ruin the thread

>>678195504

why the heck they use a silencer? to not to wake up his wife?

>>678195984
The fact you felt the need to call me a virgin states something?
perhaps, the reason that word was floating around in your subconscious, is because...

you yourself

are infact

a virgin
kek

>>678195632
Kek you probably got bullied alot.

>>678189207
omfg my pussy is so wet
i lov bad boyz

>>678196145
Fuck.

Well since your an expert in all this shit, what would you do?

>>678196254
I didn't it was the edge lords.

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>>678196045
Classic

>>678196307
Your probably got called fat a lot, but who cares.

>>678192664
Tfw you get red pilled

>>678196319
Did you step out into the rain or something anon?

>>678194062
is this kill?

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>>678196433
Kek true \b\ro

>>678194466
Yeah arguing on a rekt thread thats completely impossible for someone whose married.

>>678194934
google for deso dogg

I literally only come to 4chan to watch these YLYL threads. i laugh my tits off at all of them, especially ones where bananas take there peels off. What does this tell you guys about my mentality? Most days i think about peeling bananas, and wonder of ways in which i would dispose of the peel etc. apples don't faze me. what does this tell /b/?

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>>678196273
so no one could hear the nerve gas coming out of his gun

>>678194062

Jesus Christ, what is wrong with you people. Do you sadistic fucks get off on horrible shit like this?

>>678196599
*who's married to a fat oblivious land whale

>>678196748

the FART gas

>>678196513
Nah I was that skinny stonerfag with long ass hair and a typical Metallica shirt.

>>678196652
Tells me you love cock

>>678189207
damn it summer, you aren't supposed to be here just now

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>>678194827
Sorry middle school is that tough fella go tell your mom you're upset maybe she will give a fuck

>>678194827
Oh shut the fuck up, you were trying to act like an edgy serial killer a couple of seconds ago, you are obviously a fucking pussy; you are like one of those girls who tries to say they have a disorder because they want to sound cool, random or (in your case) edgy. Also you are unable to predict shit, so don't try it, first you say he is a virgin, and then when he tells you he has a wife you say" hur dur you are probs in a shit relationship hur dur", you are a retard, you are not cool, you are not badass, you are not a psychopath, you are just a dork, and that is all you will ever be.

>>678196889
Leme guess, being the edgy kid in school didn't work out for you? On benefits?

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stay on topic

>>678195986
It's hard to keep an erection with all this arguing
>why are you here if not to fap

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>>678197071
Ahahahah, looks like i hit a nerve anon xD

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woof, click me.

>>678196611
yeah that's him thanks

and checked

>>678196414
thermite. easy to manufacture. hotter than any crematorium. ever seen what comes out of those?

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>>678188865

>>678189207
If death doesn't *phase* you, you would of taken the jump long ago friend..

>>678197308
Did he live?

>>678197121
Nope definitely didn't kek. Grew up hit the gym and went to college. Now I just come here for the lol's.

>>678193088
I thought for sure the kid was dead, turns out the kid was fine

>>678195504
I like how the other guy is like "dude stop" at the end

>>678197307
Come out of what in general? Thermite yes. A Crematorium yes

>>678196280
You called someone else a virgin, and now you just used someone else's argument, so you are obviously a fucking idiot. Also I said it because you used it as an insult previously, although it is probably more true.

>>678196599
married to what tho? an anime pillow? your hand? even worse, a lard ass?

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>>678197135
How good would that cold water feel on his back though

>>678197451
don't you know?, he was all over the newspaper

>>678193713
There is a kid that pushes mom out of the way before getting rekt himself.

>>678197469
I guess its true what they say, once a faggot always a faggot in this case

>>678197451
>filename

>>678192664
why is there a bottle of milk

>>678190652
Jesus fuck, you are serious. I thought you were bating

>>678197643
Very true.

>>678197562
Sorry mate i cant understand what your trying to tell me with that cock in your mouth. Dont worry tho pal, im sure losing your anal virginity counts.

>>678197280
radical islam is quite a thing here in europe among untalented wannabe gangsta rapers

>>678197242
Oh yes, play it off as bait now, because everyone thinks you are a cunt.

>>678197715
i am buddy

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>>678197616
Topkek

>>678197242
i m gonna tyrone that b8. hope you dont mind

>>678197616
DUDE HE WAS EVERYWHERE

>>678197308
god speed

>>678194062
Fuck you faggot

>>678197854
Good thing i am anonymous :)

Guess im closest you'll ever come to interacting with a cunt

>>678189207
Killing isn't the hard part. Warmer weather means the subject will start to bloat in just a few hours. So you have to find a very well air conditioned location to play with your subject. If you have to play with them outside, you won't have very much time. No offense, but human decay has a ghastly stench.

>>678194062
wtf bro
you need help

>>678198057
Good thing i love the stench of of dead sweaty vag in the morning.

>>678197616
underrated post

>>678193979
spielberg<isis

>>678195198
is he getting up at the very end?

>>678192664
The cops did that, you silly faggot you.

>>678197529
you think they gonna find that body then? i dont.

>>678198203
The dead don't sweat.

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>>678197616
kek

>>678198453
Might just keep the body under my bed, and fuck it now and then. Might be able to pass it off as one of them chinese sex dolls.

>>678194562
this is from harcdore henry?

>>678198577
you dont say

>Be me
>Smoke cigarettes all my life
>Have absolutely terrible habits and hygiene but never have any health problems from pure luck
>Click this thread
>Get cancer

>>678197616
holy shit that made me laugh

>>678197477
>turns out the kid was fine
I bet you're a blast at parties.

>>678198593
is she kill?

>>678198722
Sweet, we all wanted you dead anyway

>>678198747
yes

>>678193979

Strange, but the guy on the far left looks like he's completely at peace with what's about to take place. It seems as if happiness arrived in the form of a steel blade held by a lost and cowardly sheep.

He looks back at everything in this world one more time and realize that there is nothing left to gain or lose, and in death he will find something anew to flourish upon.

I really wish one day to accept my fate as well as he did. Perspective is a grand thing.

>>678198841
How do you know? Also did she get crushed or did she fall?

>>678198716
Nope

>>678198863
I read a few times that they supposedly give them drugs to make them relax but I don't know

>>678192443
I love dead people, because they're not annoying like you, please kill yourself so I can love you too, thanks

Anon

>>678193713
Its weird that people next to the explosion are still walking and some of those 20~ feet away get spaghettified.
Dude slipping on the blood at the end LMFAO

>>678198919
You spin my head right round, right round when you go down, when you go down down!

>>678196971
he got so flat

>>678198919
The guy watching is so apathetic. "Well my ride is here."

>>678198481
nice

>>678198919
around the world around the world

>>678199119
Pay attention, there was no explosion. The crane came crashing through the ceiling and slid across the floor at an angle taking out anyone under it or in it's path.

>>678199118

Oh no someone's annoying you, oh deary dear, boo hoo.

>>678193979
Anybody know what brand those knives are? They have got to be some of the best blades I've ever seen.

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does this count as rekt or gore?

>>678194062
Okay? They didn't actually crash or anything. Why did you post this in a rekt thread? Aren't these for videos and gifs where people get killed/maimed?

>>678199620
Gore

>>678196273

>why use a silencer

Wanna know how I know you've never shot a gun before?

>>678197616
Excellent sir

>>678199671
i legit jacked off to this once, something about it haha

>Be cancer patient
>Click this thread
>Cancer dies of Aids

>>678199671
My dick is bleeding just from watching this.
Nice, though.

>>678194062
Never thought I'd see a Dale Jr themed truck over there.

>>678199026

The production value behind ISIS is absolutely insane if this reigns true.

I want to say they don't since a majority of them look like they're definitely in fight or flight while reacting heavily before and after the beheading begins. The guy on the left is the only one who appears relaxed the entire time (but then again we don't see his face as much as the others.)

Dreams of middle-eastern Thích Quảng Đức perhaps. Nothing gives me life shivers like reading about a munk who self-immolated without a single trace of pain or remorse.

>>678198285
nervegas.gif

>>678191068
Best gif

>>678195504
"Come on dude stahp!"
"NO, ha ha ha bang bang bang"
"This is why autists shouldn't be in the military"

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>>678199993

QUADDDDZ!!

>>678195384
yeah, cause the redhead in the bottom right didn't break her neck right here.

>>678198588
fske and gay. that bitch looks well perfused.

>>678199993
Almost quints, unlucky anon

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Ignore this miss plz

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>>678194720
Sloppy. You can see a camera at the end.

>>678198806
yeah, but now the faggot is gonna cost us a shitton of money for his futile treatmeant.

>>678200209

Fuck, m8. Fuck. I would have retired from /b/ if that was the case :(

>>678194720
man, the budget has gone up significantly

>>678196748
Looooooooool

>>678200504
6 off is not close you fucking retarded faggot nigger cuck jew islamic shit

>>678199122
fuck you, animal cruelty isn't fun. fucking degenerate go post that shit on a gore site somewhere

>>678200679

Witnessed, bitch.

>>678195504
He needed a laser sight. Close quarters, and Bubba Mohammed there needs a laser sight.

WE GOTS TO GET OVER QUINTS!!!!

COME ON

check'd!!!!!!!

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>>678197616
mfw

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Come on!!!!! chek'd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>678197610
not very since the friction would have torn flesh and skin off

CHEKD

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>>678200157
That's now how that word works...

>>678198716
Eww thats fucking disgusting

fuck!

I want quads nigger, I want mother fucking quads, come on, I will sacrafice my sole to Allah if I get quads!!!!

>Be me
>Post in this thread
>Get dubs
>Get cancer

>>678201451
>r
reroll!!!!

>>678201501
re role!

>>678194062
Fuck you, I wanted a crash.

>but that stopping power on that semi

>>678201501
COME ON NIGGWER, I ALMOST GOT SOME DUBZ!

>>678200181
Loooooooool