Waifu claiming thread.The rules are very simple:claim your 2D waifupost pics of your
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Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>read rule 5
>ignore rule 4
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>678178249
Cool! Anything interesting happen?
>>678178445
They are. Nothings better than a good hug
>hug out of nowhere
And the unexpected ones are the best~
>>678178485
Oh my
>good luck on your search!
>don't forget about me once you find one!
>>678178516
How're you doing?
claimed
emperor claimed
Top Tier Ice Waifu is mine.
I'm gonna go do stuff, I'll be back.
Matoichan here
>>678179150
I thought you had gone off to bed
Sachi Claim
Drop the bomb
>>678179254
Her head is the shape of an alien's
Dis mai waifu
>>678179112
Thanks!
>hugs again
And nah, I'd never forget /waifu/. You're all waaay too nice
Tenryuu claimed and heading to bed. See you guys tomorrow and until then: If you're salty or afraid, then draw some Swastikas to calm down. Always works.
>>678179229
cya Galko!
>>678179477
Gute Nacht Ten!
Syndra claimed.
Ok /waifu/ i think its time for some questions.
Lets start with the usual one
1)What are you drinking?
>as usual, Lime blossom tea
2)What time do you get up?
>around 6 or 7 am
3)Have you ever sleepwalked or talked in your sleep?
>i talk in my sleep few times a week.
>>678179270
I'm in bed right now. Just wanted to claim Tats for the last time today.
>>678179477
Goodnight.
>>678179112
>>678179468
What's with the faggots hugging and shit. Jesus christ /b/'s gone to shit
>>678179016
Yozora.
Hello all~
>>678179468
I'd miss you if you left! I love hugging you!
>slightly sad hugs
>>678179671
You want one too?
>>678179477
Gute Nacht, mein Führer!
>>678179468
>And nah, I'd never forget /waifu/. You're all waaay too nice
I love when people say things like this.
Makes it feel like we made a difference, right guys? You know who you are
>>678179671
>Implying /b/ wasn't always shit.
>>678179609
1) nothing right now
2) around 1:45pm
3)no
>>678179671
sounds like you need a hug anon
>>678179601
Hello Emi.
>>678179609
>1)What are you drinking?
Coffee
>2)What time do you get up?
6:30 am.
>3)Have you ever sleepwalked or talked in your sleep?
I often talk in my sleep, can't remember about what.
>>678179671
Yeah, you're right. We should get rid of this thread. It's clogging up all of the [specific girl] porn and dubs decides threads.
>>678179477
Gute nacht, Führer
Ich liebe dich
>>678179112
Pic
>>678179477
Lol ok
To chara: that's a relief on the drinks
>>678179477
Night
>>678179609
1. Water, weight gain and protien shakes
2.6 am
3. Not that I know of
Shinoa claimed
>>678179881
He means its gone shitter.
I don't know why he's complaining about this to us,though.
There is literally always a thread full of nothing but furry dicks.
>>678179789
well, I don't plan on just disappearing.
>Maybe not coming for a while, but I'll always drop back in here
>After all, you're here forever
>>678179812
I think you guys definetly made a difference. I hope I also make a difference or will make a difference.
>>678179609
1) Water, gotta keep my kidneys fresh
2) It depends a lot on the day, I can wake up at any time between 11am and 1pm
3) I used to talk in my sleep when I was a kid, not anymore
>>678179929
Hi Shiki! How's it going?
>>678180072
:)
>>678180210
You better not!
>This ride never ends
>>678180254
>surprise hugs
Claiming Moemura for Homuranon.
>>678179609
1) The tears of small children (from a diamond encrusted golden chalice)
2) 7:00
3) No
I know this for a fact.
Because I'm not in jail.
>yet
And claiming the totally-not-a-stocking-fetish-object myself.
>>678179609
Water.
Noon.
Nope.
>>678179609
1.
>Earl Grey
2.
>on weekends 1:00, school days 6:00
3.
>Once, my girlfriend told me i got up and had a bowl of rice krispies
>>678180254
Good, a bit overworked but nothing I can't manage with the power of skimping on sleep.
>>678180330
I'll always come back here, don't worry.
by the way, where do you live Prince?
>>678180210
>you're here forever
Only the b& are spared form this evil
>I hope I also make a difference or will make a difference.
You're on board with /waifu/
>>678179112
I'm trying to work on this drawing but stuff's hard.
Not much else going on, got up fairly late, got here even later and we had a slow day.
Not bad by any means.
>>678180330
Surprise hugs best hugs!
>hug
>>678180603
College work takes its toll it seems. Are exams close?
>>678180832
'This' as in me virtually pointing. Not the one I posted.
>>678179609
>1) Arizona Iced Tea, [Lemon]
>2) 6am school days 10-12 noon any other day
>3) not that I remember
>>678180761
>prince
>it's prinz but I'll be your prince :^)
Maryland USA
>>678180631
You're clothed!
>>678180832
Drawing is hard anyway. Good to hear
>>678179016
Consider superior autism as CLAIMED.
Hello guys, how is everyone doing tonight?
>>678180956
A bit over a month to our first one, but there's a big amount of projects now.
>>678181196
S-Stop being lewd, please..
>>678180799
>Only the b& are spared from this fun
There, I corrected it for you
>I'm on board with /waifu/
Does that mean I made a difference?
>>678181006
>I'll be your prince
You smooth motherfucker
>A-are you rough?
>>678181047
Hello reinon! How's life?
>>678181196
Don't get naked again please~
>seriously anything naked is against the rules
Matoi made eggrolls!
>>678181006
He knows that it's "Prinz"
He also knows that it's German for "Prince"
Prinz Eugen = Prince Eugene
It's not V2 rocket science
>jokes
>please fucking kill me
>>678181431
[muffled Pan paka pan~ nearby]
>>678181372
Life is surprisingly well! Recently became more lonely than ever, and I am feeling good (?!) about it, or something. I dunno, feels good to be alone.
People tend to annoy me.
How are you doing, friend?
>>678181474
Better, but .. hmmpfh, more clothes, please.
>>678181356
Hehehe~
>no, I'm not sorry
>ask Teto anon if you want to know :^)
>>678181385
Can I have one :o
>>678181431
Ooh I didn't know that! You learn something new every day
>>678181474
Oh that's a nice burger you got there
Whats everyone favorite fruit? Dragon fruit all the way
>>678181262
Projects are a bummer, but we are in april already, exams will be over before you notice
>>678181006
Technically it would make more sense to call her Eugen-san.
Prince is the correct translation for Prinz, which has a female variant much like in English: Prinzessin.
Eugenia would be the female version of Eugen, I think, but it works alright as as a female name as is.
>le German face
Not like it bothers me, it's just a little odd.
>>678181684
Cucumber
>>678181629
Already ate two
>>678181684
Do grapes count? I like those.
>>678181629
I will
>Who's Teto anon?
No, really, I don't remember that name
>>678181622
>recently became more lonely than ever
Welcome to my daily life pal. Enjoy your stay
I'm fine though! Just kinda bored with studying.
>>678181684
Strawberry all the way
>>678181761
Heh, I hadn't learned that yet. Thanks hats! You can call me Eugen-san if you want
>>678181979
But there's three.. Can I have the last one?
>>678181761
Same thing with Graf btw., which is the equivalent to a Count, I think.
A Countess is Gräfin.
>who gives a shit
>>678181684
Apples
>>678182066
My anon waifu, Teto
>pic related
>>678182073
Oh your shirt became unbuttoned!
>hugs
We can't let people seeing this!
>prinz
Hey everyone.
>>678181684
Cherries. But i like red fruits a lot more than all others for some reason, so strawberries, watermelon etc
>>678180350
My moemeter is off the charts +.+
>>678181356
>Does that mean I made a difference?
Yessir!
>>678181385
Matoi = ChinkM00t?
>>678181608
[Muffled Pan-Paka-Paaan~ gets increasingly louder]
>>678181629
>Ooh I didn't know that
Yes you did know it
Everyone knows
>pls no smug
>>678181761
HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW MORE GERMAN THAN YOU?
You fail to realize that the Admiral Hipper class CA "Prinz Eugen" was one of the few ships specifically called a "he" instead of a "she"
So "Prinz Eugen" is still correct.
I WIN
>>678182073
Thank you for your consideration, friend.
>>678182103
I used to have shitloads of homework, but now I only have 1 thing, and it's fun af to work on.
>tfw I get to write about the Emperor's impression on the people of Japan and Japan over-all 1603-1950
I'm literally weebing out, bud.
Also, would anyone like to share music? :3
>>678182310
>Oh your shirt became unbuttoned!
>>hugs
>We can't let people seeing this!
You are just asking for the rp rule to be brought back.
Goodbye anons
See yah later
>>678182557
Bye, friendwithgoodtaste!
>>678182557
Bye
>>678182565
Welcome back bait
>>678182310
Oh, hi Teto!
>So is Prinz rough?
>>678182384
aww, thank you, that lifts my mood a bit more!
>>678182384
N
I didn't! I'm only in German 1 so I haven't gotten that far yet
>>678182474
Ooh that sounds fun!
I'm listening to. This https://youtu.be/KJQYUA725_A
>>678182483
I'm enforcing the no nudes role in a fun way. Is there a problem?
>>678182557
Goodbye ryuko!
>>678182384
You saying Eugen-san is a trap?
>>678182725
I'm prinz.. I posted that pic to show you who Teto was
>nice
>>678182762
The only German class I'm in is "German with Tenten"
>>678182557
Night!
>>678182565
Welcome back
>>678179217
I approve of your tastes anon
>>678182883
What kind of diet did your waifu had? She is a bit "stronger" than the last time i saw her.
>>678182762
Oho, I love music like that! That song is great.
I'm in a comfy mood as far as music goes atm though, so I'm listening the everliving fuck out of the same 3 songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJzEscb4Pcw
>>678182883
That's... A nice bell you got there!
>srsly please stop things that are too lewd.
>>678182949
Kek, sounds like a fun class
>>678182894
Aww... but when Teto isn't even here you have to answer
>So are you a rough Prinz?
>>678183076
>stronger
>>678183155
>>678182949
Der Deutsche Sprache ist schwer. :<
>>678182862
Sadly, yes.
Prinz Eugen was always referred to as "he" rather than "she" at all times.
In Kancolle (as you already know) Prinz is a she
WAT DO
>>678182367
>>678183076
Welcome back. <3
>>678182367
Hello, friend! How're you doing tonight?
Shinobu claimed.
>>678183225
Ah Im a little in the middle in my opinion atleast. I can do either rough or soft if that answers your question
>>678183147
It is a good song! I'm not a country person though
>>678183241
I'm being serious. You have to stop I don't want to be forceful
>>678183276
>inb4 my waifu is a trap
>>678183662
Fair enough. I just found it really comfy. It's a bit complicated, really.
>>678183256
I'm Nazi enough to be in Ghost Division, yet I barely scrape by Tenten's German conversations
Ivan claimed.
>>678183489
Sup Reianon. Doing fine, waiting for my green supplier.
What about you?
>>678183276
Well, that's what I was talking about anyways.
Not like it matters, but it makes more sense to call them Eugen and Zeppelin instead of Prinz and Graf.
Ah well I gotta go for a bit. Talk to you all soon!
>>678183857
You don't need german to be a Nazi, friend.
>but it helps greatly
>>678183940
What's a green supplier?
Watching Grimgar, it's really good
a-and feelsy.. Over-all doing good!
>>678183662
Yup, that answers my question!
>It's exactly how I like it
I should start hitting on you I guess
Oh, also my waifu is more of a trap than your waifu will ever be able
Bye Prinz!
>>678183981
cya Prinz!
>>678183662
>forceful
>>678184075
>You don't need german to be a Nazi, friend.
I guess its fine as long as you know the keywords, like JUDEN RAUS.
>What's a green supplier?
My dealer.
>Watching Grimgar, it's really good
Oh nice! I really enjoyed it despite the slow pace and feeling like the show missed a lot of opportunities (like not exploring enough the characters past and never showing the other party fighting). Hope they make another season.
>a-and feelsy.. Over-all doing good!
Yus it is... What episode are you at?
>>678183866
with no pic? we need to be able to judge your waifu
>>678183981
cya
>>678183857
Welcome To The Salty Spitoon. How Nazi Are Ya?
>>678184422
Oi, that's .. hmmpfh.. I don't know about that..
>>678184499
The first thing I learned was "ACHTUNG, ALLE JUDEN RAUS!" and I said it at my first german class. Never seen such butthurtness before.
Oho, I see. What're you getting, friend? Weed?
There's no better time
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
This thread is being monitored by yours truly.
>>678185082
More like
>if trips poor me kills myself
Don't take my Rei. :<
>>678185082
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmfeck
>>678184725
kek. Yes, been doing it for like few years and never tried any other drug, i barely drink alcohol and only smoked cigs in times of stress.
Tho i still want to try acids once in my life.
>>678185082
Better luck next time buddy.
>>678185275
And I wish to try weed. Hmmn, hmmn.
>>678185216
But you can just get another one from NERV labs :<
>>678185082
>>678183946
Both are best German CA and CV, respectively
>>678183981
Cya!
>>678184075
I'll do my very best
>>678184499
>smiles
>>678184685
I'm going as an SS officer this upcoming Halloween, I shit you not.
I already have a partner.
>she'll fucking bail last minute, just you watch
>>678184725
>The first thing I learned was "ACHTUNG, ALLE JUDEN RAUS!" and I said it at my first german class. Never seen such butthurtness before.
"Die Endlösung der Judenfrage" would have been better
>>678183981
Take care, Eugen-san.
>goodbye hug
>>678184499
>JUDEN RAUS
We usually told them to get into stuff instead of out.
>cattle wagons
>showers
>ovens
That exact order.
>>678185216
Just get a new one.
>>678185275
>tfw I grow my own
>>678185599
Checked
I assume after 3 days straight the shit-posters got tired and gave up?
Or their tummies started to feel better and they went back to school.
>>678185424
Oi, don't .. say stuff like that ..
There is only one Rei for me!
>>678185585
The grammar is fucked up, but the language itself is pretty simple. Like, the words. I don't know ..
>>678185599
See what I wrote first. :v
>>678185740
Hey, that's .. ! You're just getting ready for bed, aren't you ?
>>678185396
It helps you appreciate a lot of things like music or a show, its really good as long as you know when you shouldn't smoke (example going to work).
>>678185585
Banzai?
>>678185599
>tfw last time i tried to grow it got eaten by snails
im so dense i tried to grow outdoor during winter when everyone was telling me not too... at least i had the seeds for free.
>>678186041
sup Kirino?
>>678186064
>
>>678185585
Holy shit, SS/Nazi officer uniforms are really hot.
Doo eet, friend.
>>678186064
T-That's not how you sleep !
>>678185962
Yush, I just want to try it out, just to know what it's like.
Probably at a party or something
>>678185962
Hm, guess you have relatively easy access considering you're bordering Spain?
Outdoor is always a little volatile unless you plant a whole field or invest a lot of work.
Snails are always a huge problem, they love that stuff.
Smart snails.
Hey guys lets pretend that I didnt teel anything about you Brazil before. What is the frist thing that pop up in your minds
>>678185962
Not Banzai, Juden Raus.
But I'll "Banzai" your clothes for you, if you want
>>678185082
unlucky anon
>>678185833
checked the checked
>>678185585
Uhhh...Right this way
>>678186424
>>678186404
Oi, that's LEWD! STOP IT!
>>678179016
sdrf
>>678186351
South america,the location of brazil and just geography in general.
No whats is the first thing that comes in to mind when i say ''Latvia''?
>>678186247
>Probably at a party or something
I'd highly recommend you don't do that.
There is some chance it will make you feel sick.
It will also make you nauseous and distracted, possibly rendering you borderline unconscious for a few hours.
This only happens the first few times.
>>678186530
>......
