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>>678138847
Not funny
>>678139210
Your mom is not funny
>>678139210
lost
this is you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcAY6-xl8A0&nohtml5=False
instant classic
>>678138847
why would a fire control system and HVAC system be installed under a subfloor?
surely that wasn't a mistake. it was intentional.
>>678140040
Trying to also figure out what's going on, the image may be upside down?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXrwsIdkl50&nohtml5
>>678139255
Kek
>>678140356
it's not upside down. look at the right side, there are pieces of metal not attached to anything, setting on the floor.
also there is a gray electrical cord running through the middle of the pic, on the floor, draped over a pipe then back down onto the floor.
>>678139931
oh no
>>678140356
Maybe a server room?
>>678140356
maybe some sort of training/practice thing
>>678139931
how underage can you be holy shit
>>678140757
Server rooms use Halon for fire suppression. That's a water system.
>>678140943
now it's upside down.
>>678140284
Lost
>>678140943
Maybe it harbors sweet nerve gas!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_MnChq-n3k
>>678140284
Fuck. I might have to go buy a leaf blower just to do that.
What other fun things could I do with a leaf blower? Besides pretending to be mexican.
>>678140040
This is how you build a skyscraper. You build each floor upside down, all that shit is easier to install that way. Once everything is in the right place you flip the whole thing and stack it on top of the previous floors.
Anyone have nerve gas .gifs?
>nerve gas is top kek
>>678139931
Kill yourself
Implicate me in your note
kill yourself.
>>678140100
You also kill yourself
>it's me
>>678142028
I'd rather see the other Lemon Party.
gets me every time.
Step up your game.
>>678142664
Cringe
everybody ITT should kill himself, yes even me.
>>678139989
I can't believe I lost to something so dumb
>>678138847
Pic is upsidedown
>>678140356
Definitely upside down. There's a sprinkler system in there, and no one is going to accidentally install one on the floor. Wouldn't be legal, wouldn't work and wouldn't get signed off. Makes no sense.
>>678143295
I don't think so, look at the tarp in the background.
>>678139255
lost
>>678141605
>>678141650
Best thing ever. I want more
>>678142664
>> Take peep
>> Record self
>> Choke self on peep
>> 88 hours of dead body before someone comes knocking and attempts resuscitation
>> 420,000 views
>>678143431
and the scaffolding outside the window
>>678143580
backwards round?
>>678143777
Checked
>>678140284
I can just here her stupid bitch voice now... "stop it! STOP IT!"
How can someone not laugh about a toilet paper shooting leaf blower? Stupid bitch.
>>678138847
What is this shit
>>678142130
kek'd
/r/equesting that HILARIOUS pic of the dad asking son if he cleaned the exposed part of his skeleton and told him to rest in the dark for several hours ha ha ha i am still lmaoing!
Picture not related /B/ros
>>678143962
cuz women are fucking batshit crazy. no, seriously. they're fucking nuts
>>678139238
THAT is funny!
>>678139931
LOST
>>678139359
I wasn't going to lose but then I read the graduation card
>>678141929
Goku! *÷* kekkzzzikkkless
>>678140040
im guessing its installation training
>>678144556
that's a good guess.
here's the page the pic is from. somebody that reads gibberyblab tell us what is going on.
http://www.invessaconstruction.pl/ogrzewanie/
>>678139707
Is that Louis CK?
>>678144561
kek
>>678144044
This person is sick
>>678141605
>>678141650
Fucking kek
>>678144044
Fuck off
>>678140040
>>678140356
>>678143366
>>678143418
>>678140574
>angle of illegal tarp on the practice scaffolding hurr durr
HOW ABOUT THE FUCKING SUNLIGHT SHINING IN THROUGH THE WINDOWS ON THE FLOOR
>>678141481
and here I was thinking m.c. escher was dead
>>678144793
there is a british flag at the top right
>>678138847
Lost LMAO, why do they have pipes on the floor lmao someone was stupid. xdd
>>678145707
you're implying that sunlight alone can give a sense of direction? if you would have shadow then maybe but sunlight? naw dawg
>>678139255
Lost
>>678138847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7wQifJUdPI
>>678140284
Lost for the first time ever in a cancerous YLYL thread. Gz
>>678144044
fuck you
>>678146213
>replying to old edge
>being this new
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqBsiHBjit8
>>678141929
>call dominos
>order delivery
>"we'll have your order out in 30 mins."
>10 mins go by
>not so bad, I suppose I can watch a tv show to pass the time
>15 mins pass
>Stomach begins to growl. Check dominos order tracker.
>"pizza expert Paul is checking your order for perfection"
>fuck you Paul
>20 mins pass
>the growling becomes a roar. My stomach aches with the emptiness of a man with no food
>25 mins pass
>I've come this far, surely I can wait another 5 mins
>30 mins pass
>he'll be here any second now
>35 mins pass
>my eye twitches, I can feel the sanity melting off my brain
>40 mins pass
>I lose my shit
>45 mins pass
>I'm screaming to the gods
>FOR WHAT PURPOSE MUST YOU TEST ME? I AM BUT MAN AND YET YOU PLAY ON MY WEAKNESSES FOR YOUR OWN SICK AMUSEMENT?
>suddenly a knock on the door
>all the voices stop
>reality sets in
>as I walk to the door my heart pounds
>I pull out my wallet and my dick grows hard
>I unlock the door and I bite my lip
>I turn the nob and my sphincter clenches
>I swing the door open and....
">it's me goku."
>>678139435
ya it is how many times do we need to see that
>>678146095
Does the sun shine from above or from below?
Go kill yourself.
>>678143962
Because it is all setup and they get paid lots of money because of people like you not realizing its fake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCdKJ0zlX0M
What the fuck is this thread just let it die. Haven't ever been so disappointed
>>678140943
the sun is underground and jet fuel can melt steal beems
>>678146828
Domino's is full of fags, can't order a pizza and wait 30 fucking minutes. They're always faggots and niggers, fuck them.
>>678138847
lol asshole read the fucking blueprints all retarded. stupid motherfucker and I cant believe the whole crew was probably listening to him too!
>>678146786
>>678146654
>>678146551
>>678146483
I'm fucking lost!
>>678142883
Fucking saved.
Apart from being a bit too hirsute for my liking, I would savage that pussy and clit.
>>678144044
It was a common practis here in my country to but unwanted puppys in a bag and throw them in the river.
>sea academy
It's called when you talk to others. Not frund upon till maybe resently.
>>678146828
kek.
>>678147212
>a bit too hirsute for my liking, I would savage
>>678144256
every fucking time
>>678146828
Lost so fucking hard
Dafuq captcha?
>>678147583
Got any sauce on the girl? Image search came up with a bunch of dogs
>>678145350
>>678146213
>>678145650
spotted the redditors
>>678146907
you literally know nothing about the refraction of light. stop now before you make yourself look even dumber
>>678147250
fuck i cant believe i lost to this, i can imagne a smooth nigga sliding up to a girl in a club with the double finger guns doing this
>>678140100
>no propeller guy
i am disappoint
>>678146989
stone cold silence until this made me lose my "spaghetti" LOL
>>678144081
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>678145707
Yeah idk about the point your trying to make cause shadows give a sense of direction not sunlight. But also look at the bottom right corner. What are those pieces attached too? Unless this room is gravity free then the pic ain't flipped
not even trying
>>678140427
Don't disrespect your mom.
>>678147126
domino's employee here
everything this anon says is true
also fuck yourself if you eat that trash. Frozen pizza is better AND cheaper.
>>678146989
Duck how did I lose to this? This thread is shit
>>678142883
Did that used to be a dick?
>>678144852
>Louis CK
No that's Brian Cox.
>>678148676
>Did that used to be a dick?
Nah, some freaky women pump their pussies in the same way that guys pump their cock-n-balls.
>>678139908
4 ylyl threads and i finally lost.
HOLY FUCK my sides.
>>678138847
PSA: This image is bait. There is nothing funny about it and people always argue over why it is supposed to be funny. Any systems that hang from the ceiling are assembled and laid out on the floor first to make sure the measurements were correct and that all the fixtures work properly. It is standard operating procedure for most installations.
>>678138847
It's actually easier to install the pipes that way and then turn around the building.
>>678148672
i can never get that program to work fanspeed right?
>>678140646
What
>>678148896
Speedfan... why doesnt it work for you internetfriend?
>>678149168
dammit. i actually did laugh out loud like a fucking retard.
>>678144044
We should find her info and make her regret it
BTW nice dubs
>>678147212
it's actually a post-op tranny, so technically it's not a pussy but rekt cock&balls.
faggot.
>>678149168
ok lost!
>>678141258
kek
>>678144044
Fucking lost. And she is cute
>>678139147
Thatsapenis.gif
>>678145888
witnessed
>>678141481
lost at filename...
why.jpg
>>678144567
Lmao
>>678141929
fuk
This thread blows
>>678144044
Wonder what happened to the bucket
>>678147705
never actually bothered to read until today...fukin lost
>>678146150
Wtf she didn't poop for months
>>678138847
this is clearly the internets series of tubes and youre all newfags
>>678141258
Make money. Clean gutters.
>>678149334
you're a few years too late. we did. she did.
welcome to /b/ newfag.
>>678147705
my sides
over and over
Manageable rainbow log
yard meat
winter champs- a lot like camping!
>>678149334
already done, newfriend
>>678150479
just like
> ur mom
>>678144044
http://www.snopes.com/photos/crime/riverpuppies.asp
>>678151565
orange hopefuls
>>678147705
Chicken whispers. .....holy shit kek
>>678141929
i don't get it
>>678148999
checked
>>678147857
new?
new.
>>678144044
hey it's a doggy dog world
>>678146828
MY SIDES! I CAN'T FIND THEM!
>>678143295
so the sunlight comes from the floor in your world?
>>678142883
It's scared!
NFPA 13 bitches
http://datacentersunclouded.blogspot.com/2013/11/fire-protection-below-raised-floors.html
>>678140040
Why are the sprinkler heads low on the floor pointing upwards? This makes no sense.
>>678154544
Oh, I see.
>>678154145
Thanks.
>>678144044
They are going to smell like wet dog.
>>678149168
That's the funniest thing I've seen in a while, that caught me so off guard
>>678155515
taking her virginity?
>>678146989
I just lost to this fucking gif and I cant explain why.
>>678155757
or this
>>678155757
or that
>>678144044
hey city fags shes euthanizing them so they wont starve to death too many puppies feeding can kill the mother. common practice
>>678154080
I'd fuck that thing right in the face.
>>678156976
>euthanizing
thats what the nazis did with the retarded
>>678151693
lost
dubs check'em
>>678142883
Is that you Arboc? It's been so long seance thee last time I seen you.
>>678142883
Hermaphrodite?
>>678147705
>deli sweepins
>gently used
Kek
>>678139359
Come on now. He dindu nuffin
>>678146828
ya did it, Anon. Claim your virgins
>>678139931
>Yeah so my teacher asked us to all bring in a video/picture/something to us that defines the internet. I got an A on the assignment.
>>678144044
Think on the bright side...*5 minutes of nothing but silence and breathing noises* ...Nevermind.
>>678146945
>>678151693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wlpFqcQu8g
this is a horrible life destroying disease
you should feel bad for making fun of it
>>678145350
and you're a pussy
this is how you limit dogs population outside of cities
>>678154809
God dammit carlos
>>678148442
iDubbz?
>>678160017
Nigga killin it
>>678159908
but she is doing so inefficiently
>burlap sack
>all puppies into burlap sack
>tie burlap sack closed
>burlap sack into river
>>678146374
Pixels and shit
>>678140040
It's the beginning of a clean room I would bet. I've done many and they all look like that
>>678139908
I dont get it
>>678160017
M A D M A N
>>678147857
>probably calls himself an oldfag
>probably only been here since last year
>certified edge lord
Anyone with a heart will at least find this video mildly disturbing
Nice try m8 but you're not filling anyone
>>678160345
let her have fun
>>678160017
>http://www.snopes.com/photos/crime/riverpuppies.asp
damnit.. so close.. lost =]
>>678151622
>>678151555
>>678149334
>>678144044
http://imgur.com/V7bg2
>>678139908
THIS... MY SIDES!
>>678144044
just no.
>>678161601
care to explain?
>>678151565
>british.jpg
>>678141481
Cube 4
>>678138847
>>678139210
>>678140040
>>678140356
>>678140574
>>678140757
>>678140865
>>678140943
>>678140988
>>678141176
>>678141478
>>678151305
The picture is not upside the down.
The installation was not fucked up.
The installation was not temporarily built in preparation for installation on the ceiling.
The answer?
The fixing was built on the floor before the installation of a raised access floor over it.
How do I know?
Clue 1 - Can you see the dots on the concrete floor? Thats were the stirrups are to be installed to support the raised access floors. They need to know where the stirrups are before they installed all these pipes so they dont clash.
Clue 2 - The window sill is high up in preparation for the raised access floor to be installed up to its level.
Clue 3 - The pipe supports are fixed to the floor.
Newfags the lot of you.
Image attached of raised access floor.
>>678149453
How do you know
>>678138847
lol at that unessesary U hanger
>>678163168
yea thats why the fire extinguishing system is below the floor
because they planned it like that!
>>678146287
this happened like a year ago in poland. if this is old for you, than youre a newfag my friend.
>>678163975
Fire extinguisher's are required in enclosed spaces greater than 800mm. Fires dont just break out in spaces where humans walk they actually normally start in areas where there are services like electricity cables.
>>678164137
how did she get there?
>>678164208
If you're really thinking this just JUST
But 95% chances of b8
>>678144044
Didn't Michael Bay place a bounty on her head?
>>678164594
it took a crane to get her there
>>678164490
yes but fire suppression systems... like the ones in the picture are made for a specific purpose, and are designed to disperse water BELOW them in a radial fashion, if the ceiling is extremely high you use different sprayers then for normal height
those are for 8 foot ceilings, they would not help at all when that far apart.
>>678156976
You're a fucking moron.
>>678159873
this was actually kinda clever
Im going to go watch porn, I just wanted to tell as many people as I could about it bye
>>678144044
Why does everybody keep saying this girl is sick? What the fuck is wrong with throwing some dogs in the river. They are dogs. And they are small dogs. And nature is dangerous everywhere. If you can't swim, what the fuck?
>>678149485
witnessed
>>678166352
right opinion wrong reasons fuckhead
>>678166352
>what is a domestic animal
>what is a wild animal
>>678159908
I live outside of a city and first of all there's neutering and spaying. There's also adoption/fostering and there's also kinder ways to euthanize an animal. This is only common practice for dumb rednecks that are lazy and not proactive. You truly are the most worthless, idiotic, uneducated people. Fuck, at least niggers can blame slavery and segregation. What's your excuse?
>>678165816
i dont understand
>>678166352
Another redneck. Can't expect much from a people who can't properly lock their guns up so that their 4 year old doesn't shoot one of their other 6 kids.
>>678165778
You're a fuckn moron. Under pressure the fire extinguisher nozzles disperse water correctly within a raised access floor. Stop trolling, crawl back in your box and kill yourself.
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