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>>678132196
>Trying to scare people with death
>On 4chan of all places
Where do you think you are, fam?
Rolling for the sweet release.

>>678132196
What's the downside on these rolls faggot?

>inb4 I'm scared of death

>>678133423
>>678132928
ded
my turn

end it

Roll it hoping for 1 to 33

>>678132196
Right now? Maybe…if I had the option, I'd definitely keep the die around, because even if I wouldn't do it this second, I know damned well a time would come where I'd be willing to give it a roll; there've been plenty of times even in the recent past where I'd have done it, and I can't imagine that the remainder of 2016 would go by without my encountering a few more. Sooner or later, if I had this die, it WOULD happen.

Is it possible to add 20 years to previously lived periods of life (28 years old now, might prefer to live another 20 years a bit younger)? 'Cause that would drastically raise my odds of trying it at any given time.

>>678132196
yes

I like money

>>678132196
so roll a dice with no chance of negative impact? ya im down, 1-33 get.

Let's make it more interesting:
What about an 1/3 chance of being trapped in an empty box for all eternity and an 2/3 chance of getting all the stuff in the OP + also a perfect gf and a perfect life.
Would you dare?

>>678134709
oh, noes

>>678132196
Sounds good to me, I'll roll

Roll for intrigue

>>678134928
eh at least i wont have to deal with the day to day misery of my current life in a box so sure what the hell.

>>678132196
rolling

>>678132196
rolling

death is only the beginning.

Rollin.

>>678135196
Where the fuck is my 1 mil?

>>678132196
I'd roll it three times a row

>>678132196
>Would you take the risk and why? Would you ask your family or just do it?

yes i'd roll. my life sucks and the a 2/3 chance of money and health is worth an instant painless death.

rolling

I wouldn't ask them, I'd tell them

let the good times roll!

rawl

Roll, bitch

>>678132196
ill roll.

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>>678135278
you cheeky fucker.

YOLO

Switch those odds and it'd a bet I'd be proud to take. Call the constables, normie, because I have a fucking gambling problem.

>>678132196
roll

E N D M E

pray

Roll without telling my family but write a note.

>>678135609
Sorry.

100% roll

33 get

2ez

>>678132196
Hope I would die. Fuck you world.

rolling deadly dubs

>>678132196
>Marry downs chick
>get her to do the test
>dies - marry another tard
>win - i'm part of her family so I get £100000
>no downsides - apart from the downs

not dead

>>678135981
Sigh

Would roll

Fuck it

I don't think I'd do it tbh
But now I will

tl;dr

attempt

Reality is too overrated

>>678132196

I'd definitely do it. Oh and rolling out of curiosity.

Rolling thirth the third time
This is the only that matters

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>>678135532

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Who the fuck wouldn't roll that

childhood incest get

I rolled 3 times
3 times won
I feel justified

>>678132196
life is shit anyway

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>>678136500
Looks like I'm in perfect score top zozz dubs get r8 8/8

roll, either outcome is fine

Fuck it

rawler

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>>678132928
I shall join you on this sweet release /b/ro

>>678136933
rip

Fuck you pay me

>no family
>shit life
I win no matter what

>>678132196
I'd just do it, seems like there is no draw back for me personally and I live my life firstly for me and don't feel I owe other people shit

can't really see the loss here, only the living hold regrets

>>678132196

Let's do it

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>>678136933
You sir are the unlucky one.

>Witness ME!

Rollerino

roll 1-15 for a painful death

hoping for 33

Yo

Oh

>>678132196
33 get

>>678132196
why not just make it 6 sided and have 1 and 6 be death, 2.3.4.5 are the other option?

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>>678137944
Nice dubs

>>678138175
well i guess they could as my dice roll. GG OP

>>678137944
because OP thought about percentages when he made the post probably and just used dice as the randomizer, something that works just as well, if not better, considering we are dealing with text on a screen and never need to construct/find said dice to answer the question

autistic much?

>>678132196
Released

Imma roll for me

1. Roll
2. ????
3. PROFIT!!!

I probably wouldn't. Dying would affect my family and girlfriend too much at this point Im afraid. I'd keep the die around for sure though.

>>678138880
so close

Leeroll Jenkins

>>678132196
rollerino

>>678139334
>tfw on the edge of death

>>678138331
im just thinking how impractical a 100-D must be

>>678132196
rollam

>>678139313
RIP>>678139334
SOOOOO close mate

Let Jeebus guide me and my family!

>>678139438
I get that, I'm just thinking about how impractical communication would be if we can't use examples like that when dealing with things in theory

>>678132196
Roll why not

>>678132196
Definitely would roll, I feel my life is pretty myeh and I have a bunch of debt. So if I die my family gets life insurance and they have no problems, if not then bills get paid and everyone still wins.
>rollin for that murder money

>>678132196
Rolling hard

Rooll

I think I'll take the risk. My life is not funny due to a long depression, so if I had 2/3 chances to not have this mental illness I will try it.
> Roll

>>678139780
And everything works out in the end

no death here, ill even get 66+

Death get

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okollolol

>>678139803
>>678139826
Fuck, we're dead.

>>678132196
roll for shit

Remove myself.

>>678132196
ok

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easy

>>678132196
witness me

both options sound pretty good to me

>>678132196
Of course.
Risk vs reward.

>>678132196
Lettuce C

>>678132196
fucking e-z
>rolling

Sure

>>678132196
rawling

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I would do it in a heartbeat

1-33 get

>>678132196
What's the risk?

>>678132196
rolling

rizoll

I'm never lucky, but it's worth a shot. Would mean money wasn't a problem and would be able to do shit without worrying about money or illness.

>>678132196
instant cash

>>678132196
Rolling

>>678141829
I'm finally free

See you on the other side

>>678132196
roll

>>678132196
Hm

>>678132196
/rollerino

Just fucking roll it

Rolls.

>>678132196
Rolling for 1-33

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>>678142118
It didn't work....

rollo, lets see id i am rip

Autobots transform and roll out!

>>678142153
YES

>>678132196
You're basically rolling a regular die, only1 and 2 kill you.

>>678142193
I'll be taking my benefits please.

>>678132196
Pls

>>678132196
Everyone would take the risk as there is no downside to this gamble.

>>678132196
I'd fucking do it for sure

roll, id just do it for the cigarettes and no cancer.

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end me

>>678132196
easiest roll of my life

>>678132196

Rolling 66% is favors

Do it.

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rollllleee pollie

>>678132196
Both options are decent. roll

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Of course I roll

Fuck this gay earth, after all

>>678132196
Roll

Rollo

>>678132196
roll

>>678132196
Just do it, check em.

>>678132196
May I?

Roll
I crave death

lets see

>>678132196
Sure ill roll

>>678132196
[spoiler]I hope for 1-33

Rawl

rall

for my brother

yeo

>>678146602
i rip'd :(

roll, hope for 1-33

>>678146657
fuck.

>>678132196
>£1,000,000 (britfag) to each family member
Even just this would be enough for most people I think. I think I've read that on avg people value a human life at 2.2 million (dont ask me how they got that number)

>>678146810
aaaaaand im ded

>>678132196
Rollingu

Well lets give it a shot

Rolan

Hitler did nothing wrong

Why not just roll a regular dice? Where the fuck would a 1-100 dice come from? The chances are 1/3 you die anyways. Just use 1-2 you die 3-6 you win.

>>678132196
Definitely rolling

>>678132196
ggez lets roll

rrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>678147530
post number.

>>678132196
Check em

>>678132196
You're telling me that there's a die somewhere with 100 sides?

>also it's DIE not dice, dice is plural

I wouldn't roll. With my luck, I would die.

rollin'

eh

Let's test my luck, roll

>>678132196
This is my moment!
This is my time!
Rolling for the great all seeing eye!

As a teacher I am invulnerable

Dead

>>678132196
sage

>>678132196
Sure mate
What could possibly happen badly

>>678132196

riskin it

>>678132196
I am a man

It's win -win because right now I want to die but if I get 34+ I won't have depression anymore and life is good.

>>678132196
yeah rollin and I wouldn't tell the family, only explain after I win.

Rollin for a bugatti

yea

Can i die please

only betas die

ROLO

well lets see if its a bad idea

Both results are welcome :P

>>678132196

I'm no gambler
Rolling tho

Lel

>>678132196
Rollan

Rollo

Ofc

i'd roll it.

If I die, I don't mind instant and painless is how I want to die and in my current life I don't want to live.

If I win I can enjoy my life

Neither option is loss

Obviously you have each person in the family roll starting with the oldest.

No. I have a family I am reponsible to. Dying would definitely put a hurt on them.

Without kids I'd roll it.

hello darkness my old friend

Death to all

>>678132196
roll5655

90 get

Rolling >33. Let's get this nightmare over with

>>678132196
Rollerino

I'd do it...... Rolling!

rollerino

inb4 instagib

>>678151499

checked

I probably have cancer now anyway, so fuck yeah. Rrrrollin.

>>678151800
Woah...now that's dead. Maybe a sign kek

>>678151800
Wait...it's not any number between 1 and 100...what happens?

>>678132928

>>678152022
Cheating death!

Reroll

>>678152110
Nvm... Just dead.

>>678152110
Might as well accept it mate. You're dead

rollan

Is that you grandma?

Why not. I'm not in a good place right now, and this could only make it better.

>>678132196
Rolling in the deep

>>678132196
yeah seems ideal to me; either you get an instant release from my shitty life, OR my family will be taken care of and things would improve. sign me up man

>>678132196
rolling stone

>>678150434
>>678152434
>>678152534
off by one

I do not fear death

I won't have to face the consequences of dying instantly and painlessly so I'm basically only rolling for the good stuff. ROLL

dead get

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>>678152911
Dubs but deds

theres no downside

>>678152059
00 is 100 ...

Fuck it. Both of them sound like a good idea.

Rawlins

would roll hoping that it lands on -33
so that it doesn't hurt

>>678132196
Roll

>>678132196
Rollerino

>>678132196
Fuck yeah I'd roll, nice and clean way to let it all go finally.

>>678132196
Fuck it.

>>678132196
roll
WINRAR

Rollington. 100 get.

>>678132196
Roll for success

This is fine.

k m8

i am hoping for 1-33 , my life is going pretty shit at this moment.

Rolling for a better childhood.

I'd roll because I can die at anytime anyway and there is a higher chance for the good outcome.

>>678153300
Coool. Ultimate win.

>>678155692
Yeah, but gets instantly better if you roll +33

Take me away

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I'd fucking roll.

Fucking going for it. Roll.

roll it

>>678132196

Yeah I think i would

Here's to good times friends

>>678132196
Fuck it lets go