Waifu claiming thread. /mu/ edition.The rules are very simple:claim your 2D waifupost
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Waifu claiming thread. /mu/ edition.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Tats claimed.
You are kind to let me have it.
>>678131393
there we go
>16 seconds
Pretty sure nobody could have gotten it that fast.
>>678131365
Homura claimed.
>>678131298
You werent here whole morning so people started leaving.
>>678130492
how would you do that?
>does that mean she would beat your dick if she found out?
Sachi Claim
thread is kill edition
>claimed
>>678131618
I hope that's just flattery. :o
That's probably mockery, but you could have. And faster.
/mu/ edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wabrnt1MVVQ
>>678131860
I'm not a Stocking expert myself, but it would probably involve some serious abuse, yes.
clmd
>>678132049
Your waifu is transexual.
>>678131365
taken.
Me, maybe, but I was the OP so it's a given.
Trust me, if it were otherwise you could have beaten me to punch.
Still in class :/
>>678131393
>>678131428
>>678131571
>>678131618
>>678131860
>>678131991
Guess I do the welcome back 1.0 this time.
>>678132049
>>678132335
And Hello you two.
>>678131994
https://youtu.be/wQlUyAWwe4w
>>678131872
I hope so too, i dont want all these anons all over you.
>Maybe if we post some legs Yume will show up.
>>678132587
Spanish math is by far the hardest of math.
Usual claim.
>>678132549
>to punch
>to the punch
These hands were definitely not made for a keyboard.
But I at least try.
>>678132821
Its Portuguese. Saying spanish is portuguese is like saying japanese is chinese.
Internets claimed....good morning to you all. =^¬^=
>>678132961
sorry i dont speak piglatin
What is happening to day.=Ω..Ω=
>>678133097
Try moonspeek much better.
>>678132988
>>678133193
Hey Lain
Slow day is slow.
>>678132779
I admit I feel kinda conflicted about it.
But I think I'm giving people the right signals, mostly.
So incredibly slow
... If you say so.
>>678132961
No both are not the same.
>>678133328
Yes very =^..^=
Morning
>>678133300
watashi wa oppai daisuki dragon
>>678133193
>>678132988
Hi Lain.
>>678132929
to one punch, man?
Vinyl claimed
My dad bought me a fedora today, guess its time to make some shitty memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Z0CtYcg-Y&nohtml5=False
>>678133737
Good morning!
>>678133793
Hi =^..^=
help me ive made a grave mistake https://youtu.be/ylFH-JnobbE?t=212
>>678133572
Thats the point >.<
>>678133924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esxLgNHvTIc
>>678133924
Stop lying horsefucker, we know you already have a ton of fedoras
>>678134143
Wait.... what?
All I see is shit taste
As a fatheru I hereby claim all of these girls as my daughterus.
You are all now my sonus-in-law.
Say hi to your new fatheru-in-law.
>>678134249
Then stop looking in the mirror
>>678133924
It's time for a murder-suicide or something, Mr horse.
>>678134143
.. uh.. great.
Show this to our titty monsters when they get here.
>>678134257
Fuck you daddy
>>678134375
You should the same
>>678133945
Thanks Syndra
>>678134143
I don't mind women who breastfeeds publicly but isn't the kid on the right a bit old to be breastfeeding?
>>678134154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg8vJ9oMdlA&nohtml5=False
>>678134245
I wish :^)
>>678134376
>Mr Horse
This used to be one of my usernames in some Multiplayer game
>>678133777
Is that a newer anima. Iv never seen that. I'm lost on the new stuff. Old school is my thing.=^..^=
>>678134257
Father, you forgot your trips.
>>678134417
This man... I'm tempted to revoke my blessing.
>>678134245
dont click strange links on /b/
>>678134376
why cant all chests be small yet supple? what a terrible time to be alive.
>>678134534
all of her videos are of her breastfeeding toddlers and older...its pretty fucked.
>>678134627
Revoke it
>>678134566
The ultimate fedora video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJxw-cQKREs
>>678134600
Ah but you have found yourself a nice set of dubs there, son.
Hmm, maybe we should have at it next thread.
A bit of friendly completion never hurt anyone.
>>678134683
That is not ok. I don't have a kid but isn't the age kids stop relying on mother's milk one and half?
>>678134732
Possibly.
This could also be just crass humour, which I promised my daughterus to be more open to.
>>678135019
its a special treat she says.
also why am i getting redirected to http://www.mounthira.com/ when im looking for picture of my waifu?
>>678135088
I'm serious daddy
>>678134794
Watching this sort of thing makes me feel like equal rights were a bad idea.
>>678134257
Father why did you never support my hobbies. I feel like what I was doing was wrong. I felt un loved=¥~¥=
Tenryuu claimed
/mu/ Edition? I have this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmtx9slmodw&nohtml5=False
Here's a video of a Russian guy injecting his sperm inside an egg to make a homunculus.
https://youtu.be/HNLPXzlz6-I
Did someone die?
Jeebus, it's quiet in here.
I mean, for better or for worse, right?
It's only when these threads are popular that the cancer leaks in.
>>678135408
Fine then.
To the man that insulted my blessing, I hereby attempt to revoke it.
If I achieve trips, you must leave my daughteru's life.
>>678135663
Didn't Ten post this some weeks ago?
Anyways, hi Tats!
>>678135663
I'll file it under 'stuff I need not see'.
>>678135663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YmLWnQGZhQ&nohtml5=False&spfreload=10&bpctr=1460042652
I prefer this one
>>678135627
As a father I must let my children go on with their lives.
I am always here to support you, but the choices you made are yours alone.
Now tell me, what could you have possibly done that was so terrible?
>>678135864
...You get off this time...
Hah.
I've already lost if you're actually going to put some effort in. But I made a promise to try my best. So I'll do that.
>>678135362
Oh religious people. Don't care how strong their belief is. As long as they don't shove it down my throat
>>678135657
It seems to be more of a shit that shouldn't be on youtube edition
>>678135663
How do you find vids like this in youtube? Holy fuck the dude found a way to make face huggers
>>678135663
>If the chicken has already laid the egg, it has already been fertilized and is thus impossible to achieve a second time.
>How do we know that the egg hasn't been pasteurized either?
>>678136274
Will you be the family I never had or needed, senpai?
>>678135812
He did? I remember finding this on /x/ some time ago and then recalling it existed after someone made a thread on /b/ talking about it.
>>678136113
>#2
Madman.
>>678135657
Do you happen to know of this?
https://youtu.be/8k_f2QK77ew
>>678136467
We don't. It's just food for thought.
>>678136274
I-I escaped from perm death?
>>678135088
That's a pretty good get, Dad. I hope that I can get gets like you one day. Hey, maybe even better gets, yeah?
>>678136518
You can't choose your family, honey.
Especially not me.
Get used to it.
>>678136427
>It seems to be more of a shit that shouldn't be on youtube edition
On a good or bad way?
Btw, i find too much stuff on Youtube which isn't really good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYBctmjl9-I
>>678136596
and it spit with acid or something
>>678136655
Like father, like son.
>>678136655
Good get on a good get
>>678136597
Just barely.
>>678136655
I should take you get-hunting sometime. It's a fun sport. Would make your wife happy if we bonded.
Do it for Sanya.
>>678136655
See, it's already working.
>>678136427
its funny that they are marketing to weebs, were like the least religious people on the planet.
>>678136596
It totally didn't move though.
That was BS.
>claiming yume
>>678131428
how is it going syndra?
>>678131588
Hey tats how is your day?
>>678131618
hey there homura do you had fun with
>>678131872
>best tights in sights
>>678132835
hey juri how do you handle this time without MissP?
>>678132988
what up lain?
>>678133737
how to be smug
>>678134375
gr8 b8 m8 hows your day?
>>678136113
Na salzigste Person die lebt, wie geht dein Tag vorran?
>>678136708
Pretty sure your sons chose to not give a shit about you either, kek
>Not that anyone could blame them
Eh, I'm honestly glad I grew up by myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGin0d0CK10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCjKodtPDGU
>You decide
>>678137201
You worry me.
>>678136814
A bit of both. Glad they have weird interesting shit. I knew nudity was allowed on youtube and I've never been that deep in youtube before. I'm amazed the this homunculus has thousands of views. My first time seeing this
>>678136114
I think I'm a lesbian. Iv never had a boy in my life.=¥~¥=
>>678137234
I nominate the second one after extensive screenings of both videos.
>>678137195
Im doing great, its my day off so i have a lot of time to do whatever i want
>>678137234
Das zweite is richtig nice
>>678137234
how do you even find that shit?
Fail? Certainly.
>>678137679
T-that's not really a-any of my business, honey...
>>678137691
>>678137826
I still laugh while watching it
>>678137195
Also mir geht es soweit gut, TK überstanden, als nächstes kommt VoIP und dann mal ran ans Projekt
>>678137846
Go to the Army and redefine the world "paid freetime" for you
>>678138002
But I love her .........=¥~¥= ......I have girl that I like. I want you to meet her. Don't make her feel put out like you did me.
You would rather be a surprised pessimist than a disappointed optimist, I'm guessing.
>>678137002
You're finally taking me with you..? Oh. Y-Yeah, I'd love to! The whole town will be jealous of our gets.
Just curious. How many of you here are from Europe? How many amerifats?
>>678137195
Hallo Yume.
>>678138660
It's literally a Nazi thread if you come at the right time.
>>678138660
Well there are like 5-7 Nazis in here at some times
>>678138660
>>>/int/greece
Remove Kebabs.
>>678138660
I am guilty of amarafats.
>>678138463
Of course, honey. Anything for you.
>>678138647
I hear ylyl threads have been having luck the past few years. Maybe this upcoming season.
>>678138660
Okay, if we're gonna talk shit then I've got about a laundry list of problems with Europe, just as you probably do for my country. So how about we be civil.
>>678139023
It's fine. You're nothe the only one. >>678139159
>>678139159
>triggered
>>678138660
UK here
>>678138832
nien
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPTtN5aOyOo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e47m4ghdDBI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m21nTbjnKMI
>clean your eyes with bleach after this
https://twitter.com/austinthepowerz
>if you want to see an entire Austin Powers movie on Twitter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfXvm59WO_0
>/b/ newfags in a nutshell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n5xlfumMSM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhyxjE5eaT8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epeQf_VOxxw
>you decide
Lol fags
>>678139212
I actually have no idea what this is supposed to mean.
>>678138832
>fullbody stocking
stop you hit my fetish button so hard now my penis hurts
>>678139349
>at least 5 Homuras
>>678139617
How did you expect it to work?
>>678139714
This is a nice picture.
>>678139714
take this yumeass and pls (don't stop) or you kill me!
>>678139617
>Tenryuu
Uh. I lack the necessary dexterity. That has already been established; I am going to lose.
>>678138832
>>678139714
Mint.
>>678139813
Don't expect to see it oftenly, though.
>>678139830
There's not much more I can take off.
I guess my father dus not love me=°~°=...ok lurk mode on .....=^..^=
>>678131365
Ain't no waifu like a space waifu.
>>678139830
>>678139938
I don't much appreciate this when I'm around.
Your private business is your private business, but I'd prefer you refrain from this behavior when I'm with my daughterus.
>>678139609
I have nothing against Americans because I'm one too
>>678140121
You don't need to take things of for me to make them great just post legs or legs in legwear and i melt for it 9/11 times
>>678140121
Only needed to see it once.
>I'm pretty sure you aren't actually lewd though
>Don't care either way
>>678140293
>feelbad.jpg
>>678139023
>>678139159
>>678139212
>>678139609
>>678140293
The only thing wrong with America is that we keep saving your asses every time shit goes south for you.
If you ask me it's our manifest destiny to concur Europe.
Call me when you can't handle ISIS anymore.
>>678139421
i vote john cena
>i couldn't watch any before WuMbO Wednesday
>>678140438
>Europe
>feelsgood.png
>>678140571
UHMERIKKKA FUCK YEAH
COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKING DAY YEAH
UHMERIKKKA FUCK YEAH
SO LICK MY BUTT AND SUCK ON MY BALLS
>>678140419
Just changing... nothing wrong with girls watching girls getting dressed.
>theoretically :^)
>>678140354
If I had a lot to pick from I'd show you,
but the amount of pictures is growing slowly.
>>678140849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLETRsaL8DA
>>678140571
Yeah, please do that.
Our polticians are even more shit than yours.
If Trump is elected - all the better.
Increasingly unlikely, considering the fact that I have stuff to sort out. The invitation is still open though.
Good luck on your struggles.
Until next time.
>>678140904
Especially if they look as good and innocent as you.
>>678138832
>>678139714
>>678140904
not youxhomura or why do you post this so freely?
http://www.pcgamer.com/blizzard-takes-legal-action-against-vanilla-wows-biggest-private-server/?utm_content=buffer3e7c1&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=buffer_pcgamer
I am so fucking angry right now.
Rest in peace, my level 60 warlock. I dumped 200 hours into you, and reached High Warlord for a week. You will be missed.
>>678141384
Just having some fun. It's not like I have anything that's 2lewd, just 1lewd at most.
2lewd is for Homura only.
>>678141371
Heheh, I like Juri for being pretty predatory.
Opposites attract, maybe.
>>678141694
Also, RIP my fury warrior, you 1.3k dps god. You to shall be missed.
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>>678141710
I mean, we wouldn't want this...
>at least not in that way
- tsuzu
>>678141694
That's some shit luck, Red.
>>678141710
In this specific case, I couldn't possibly agree more, heh.
>>678141694
>>678141824
Blizzard is only butt-hurt because their numbers have been dropping steadily since WotLK.
If they hadn't sold out to Activision (for whatever god-awful reason, they were rolling in dough) and they stil had upwards of 10 million subscribers they wouldn't care if there were a million private servers up.
>>678141082
If trump gets in I'm defecting
>>678141694
Didn't this happen many times before?
Long ago I played on a private RP server, too.
Basically the only WoW I played, although I tried some instant 60 or whatever PvP servers at the time, too.
But even back then servers were being shut down.
>still open
I thought that I had already accepted. I have to try every time after all.
>>678142671
I just sorta want to watch the world burn - aylthough more factually I'm curious what would happen if Trump happens.
He'd make a decent newHitler, I guess.
Europe is being way too passive, it's laughable.
>>678142152
Juri has quite a bit of appeal to me, although she's legitimately a bit scary.
>>678142683
It didnt happen for a long time and they only shutdown servers hosted in America before.
Thats why i prefer smaller servers (anyone here into wotlk pvp?)
>>678143122
A new Hitler is the last thing the world needs. =>~<=
>>678143860
but the only thing amercunts deserv
I have a bet running with some friends that if trump becomes president I get 40€
So I get 40€ for the end of the world
>>678143543
I think it was wotlk I played back then.
iirc Shamans rekt everything
Not really something I want to get back into considering I never actually played WoW in that way.
The domain of the RP server I played on expired, but there's still some activity in the community.
>welcome back hug itensifies
Going to lurk a bit then then nap on the couch. If I fall out I'm just sleeping
>>678143122
>>678143860
People compare him to Hitler but he's so inexperienced he'd be lucky if he was a 1/00th as efficient.
>>678143860
>A new Hitler is the last thing the world needs
Don't attack me too hard brah
>>678144226
>I really need to fix that MWGA hat
>>678144226
HEIL SALTLER
>>678131365
Hello my delicious little ships.
re-chan claimed
I better be feeling like shit on my way to the birthday party. New bread.
whos on new thread?
>>678144613
Hello Re-chan.
New, Tenryuu-certified thread:
>>678145092
>>678145092
>>678145092
>>678145146
The salt levels are riseing too fast
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