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Fuck being immortal, but rolo

I'd flip the coin

I'd flip.

>>678130532
flipping

>>678131059
Damn

>>678130532
Yes.

If you play the lottery and your ticket costs less than the money you win divided be the chance to win, then, from a mathematical perspective, you should gamble.

So 50% win chance and some 70 years for a ticket is a pretty good offer in the face of what there is to gain.

>>678130532
Evens get

50% chance of dying and leaving this hell, fuck yeah I would flip it

No i dont know what id do if i actually became immortal

>>678131161
Yes but you don't get to recoup your losses

>>678130532
flipperino

Flipper ripper do da!

I'd flip for sure

I want to live forever

>>678131274
Doesn't change the math.

>>678130532
roll

flippin'

>>678130532
nothing going good in my life
nothing to live for
good way to anhero
why not?

>>678130532
flipparoo

I know how bad my luck is but fuck it! FLIP IT UP!

I'd flip the fuck out of the coin. Roll

flipping

>>678130532
Rolling

there is no drawback, so rollerino I guess

>>678131385
It would be like torture, being alive until the end of time, seeing everyone you ever make a connection with die.
How boring would it be as well

>>678130532
yea, i'd flip the coin.

rollll

>>678131620
Reroll

let me just die...

>>678130532
I wouldn´t roll since both options suck.

here goes nothing

Rolling for insta death if i get 0 ill re roll

>>678131397
I know, and I totally get what you are saying and I would flip for the same reason but getting only one chance doesn't help when the actual odds. And if you change your perspective to "losing everything or gaining everything" then the risk vs reward is back to even

Flipped

Rolling for death

>>678131666
well i got immortal and i'm also satan

Fuck it

FLIPPING THE COIN OF DESTINY.

well take a chance right?

I'd easily flip.

Flippity.

>>678130532
i guess id flip

Doing it

i'd do it if i was about to die anyway

>>678130532
Why the fuck not?

flipperino

flip

Yes.

Staying here forever and not going to heaven? Pff no thanks

Shrek is love shrek is life

Lets go

Half these people died for no reason. Congrats OP you are a serial killer.

worked at maccas so i know a bit about flipping

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I think i wouldn't

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What if i get duberino

>>678131161
>ticket costs 19$
>prize is 10$
>chance to win is 50%
>10$/0.5=20$>19$
>implying I should gamble
WTF man?

>>678131235
The idea is to want to live, just killyourself already you emo faggot

>>678132237
Fuck me..

>>678132162
retard alert

>>678132329
Takes the b8

Rolllll

>>678132329
ignorant of other's beliefs alert
kek

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a win win

Flip

I'd flip.

0 is always considered even you dumbfuck

Why would anyone want to be immortal? I would want to die eventually, but living forever would be horrible. What if some super virus happens and kills everyone on the planet except for you. You won't even be able to kill yourself. That would be hell

they c me rolin

>>678130532
Flip

>>678130532
Roll

Flip

>>678132247
Poorly worded, but you should get what I mean.

>>678132701
I only stated it to avoid any someone asking the question later.

>>678132787
Read the OP.

>the immortality wouldn't make you invincible
So you can kill yourself in this scenario.

>>678130532
roll pussy ole

trip death

>>678132421
It's not that I'm ignorant, It's just that I know the only way and right way is through Allah, not your christian lies

Even

Lmoa

fuck it, we'll do it live

Ay

Flipparooni

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Lucky33

Flip

Help

>>678130532
flippp

rollerino

FLIP

Flip

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Rollerino

Id flip

Flip

I would, and I'd hope for tails

Let fate decide

Rollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

If I lose then I won't be too mad cause I'm dead.

Flip that bitch

Yolo

>>678130532
Flip

Why the fuck not?

Flipping

Flipping

rolll bb

>>678134090
reroll

>>678130532

>Yes
>Heads

I'd flip

Flip

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>>678134127

>>678130532
Might as well

>>678130532
Yeah.

>>678130532
I wouldn't. Not able to die is shit and dying now is shit.

Would flip

Flip

I would

FLIP SHIT

Flip that shit

>>678130532
Rollaroo

Of course we would. We're retards

>>678131647

Your not invincible, you can still eat a bullet and die.

You just don't age or get sick.. OP FUCKING SAYS THAT.

>>678134391
Just like the time I played roulette

>>678130532
Of course

>>678134300
I will outlive the world

Flipper

>>678130532
gimme anything ill be happy either way

its just the way i am i guess

flip

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My ancestors are smiling on me, Faggot. Can you say the same?

>>678130532
Flipperino

I've lived a life that I don't feel good about, so no I wouldn't flip right now. If I had the chance to get my shit together, then fuck yes.

>>678130532
flip

a

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Immortality !

>>678130532
>the death would be instant
>no panic or dread before dying

>>678135950
>smiling on me
>laughing at me
know the difference

sure, why not

>>678138570
flipped just now, got heads, gg

flip

>>678130532
Flippy

flipping this shit niggaa

>>678139895
oh boy im dead

>>678130532
Flip

Flip for god status

flippin

Let's do it

Fuck it

ROLLERINO

>>678140223
ded

Flip

I'm interested

Flip flop

flip

Role

Kk

rolll

>>678130532
Flippity Dippity Dooo

>>678130532
Become immortal and get oppressed by feminazis? Nah fam kill me.

rip

>>678130532
Let's flip this bitch

>>678140645
FML.

Rollerino

>>678130532
Hello yeah I would

I AM THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS

fdgf

>>678130532
ROLLING FOR INSTAKILL

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probably not now, maybe later
also rollin

ROALL

>>678130532
Roll

>>678130532
rolling for tails

rolling for evens

>>678131647
Immortality sounds amazing. Fuck past connections I'll make new ones, and endless loneliness sounds infinitely better than nothingness

#rolo

>>678130532
Roll

>>678130532

When will I get an oppertunity to do ithe doo

Hell yes I would flip that fucking coin so hard it would break the sound barrier

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Rolling for even dubs

Dying sounds like the better option. I wouldn't risk becoming immortal, because that sounds like hell.

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I AM IMMORTAL!

Immortality or death, yeah.

>>678130532
rolling for instadeath

>>678130532
Yeah,immortalfag reporting in

I wouldnt at least not now

>>678130532
immortality plz

Let's gamble with my life.

Not I like I have much to lose. Roll, plz.

....

>>678130532
Yeah whatever bitch

fukkin roll dat shit

ez instadeath

rolling ya cunts

kill me

>>678130532
roll

I want to die

is already immortal so doesn't matter

>>678130532
i want to die

let's fucking do it

>>678130532
Rolllll

Immortality go

Rolls

>>678142177
RIP

>>678130532

>Flipping

>>678142042
Now you can never

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Flipping

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Immortality would suck eventually but sure

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Flip

>>678130532
Sure. Why not?

Rock and rawl

>>678130532
I'd flip

I'm feeling lucky

sure. ill go

Yeah, Immortality isn't my thing, but I'll roll to see

>>678130532
let's s

sure I would

well i hate myself anyway

hopefully death

noko

Sure

>>678131647
However you aren't invincible indicating there is a chance for you to still end it all.

He'll yeah I'd flip

>>678130532
Fliparoo

>>678130532

>>678130532
vxzfhjb

Fuck yeah leggo

>>678143157
Reroll, for once give me something good

rolland

Unless you're living a good life already, what do you have to lose?

>>678143289
Third time's the charm

Flip

>>678130532
roll

I WILL LIVE FOREVER

ALSO CHECK EM

rolling for tails.

>>678130532
yeah i'm rolling

>>678143453
fuck why am I still alive.

>>678143292
so I'm truly forever alone

>>678130532
live forever

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I already know what answer I want as the coin flips through the air.

>>678130532
mate ill do this easily and win likes it nothings

Yes. For me it's a win/win

Fuck it. Rolling.

flip

Rollerino

>>678130532
Becoming actually immortal, i.e. never able to die, not even at will, not even if slowly boiled alive or tortured indefinitely, not even when the sun has swallowed the earth and all other humans are long dead and there is nothing to do but wait for the heat-death of the universe, would be absolutely the worst thing I could possibly imagine. One of the few comforts in this life is knowing that you will some day get to die and escape the anxieties and depressions and absurdity inherent to the human condition. I wouldn't want to flip that coin.

>>678143501
God hates you fag that's why

Can i flip it till i die?

>>678143846
Fuxk you that sounds amazing

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>>678130532
Roll for immortality

>>678130532
Fuck yeah, sign me up.

Yolo, I could be an IRL Van Honihiem.
It'd sucks losing everyone that I care about, but let's do it.

>>678130532
rolling

>>678130532
I'd flip the coin

let's try.

>>678130532
Fuck it

Dew it

>>678143846
It says you would not be immortal

Fliping in colours!

>>678144444