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>>678112926
Yeah
>>678113091
morning para
This poor guy in a poor country doesn't have enough water and is forced to drink sperm to survive.
1 like = 1 prehiur
>>678111904
Who would want to lose their virginity past 25?
>>678112080
Considered it, but social anxiety.
>>678113134
Morning. What's good?
>>678113322
rip then :^)
Good evening gentlemen.
>>678113344
most thing's. I have to write a philosophy paper. what's up with you?
>>678113397
evening
>>678113322
I don't know. better late than never?
>>678113364
Yeah its whatever, I have to settle for porn.
>>678113474
Actually it goes like Better never than late.
>>678113540
so is it too late for you already?
>>678112926
He's a cute tiger!
>>678113634
If you cant get laid before 20 you are not allowed to have sex.
>>678113474
How are you and every other anon here doing this lovely day / evening?
>>678113540
Huh, if it's really better never than late, then I'm way too late, so its never for me.
>>678113615
Greetings and salutations~
>>678113397
Tip
>>678113474
What are you going to philosophize about? And I'm not doing much, just enjoying relaxing in bed with my bf's pyjamas on.
>>678113652
he is. how was your steak?
>>678113723
is that your own personal rule?
>>678113767
pretty good. yourself?
>>678113804
Morris's type-token view of the ontology of musical works. it's truly riveting
>>678113723
This chart is so accurate.
>>678113898
To that effect, yes. Though it should be everywhere.
>>678113723
I am not allowed to have sex then.
>>678113898
It was medium, no gravy and no veg. it was as plain as can be.
What happen to that sewing guy?
>>678113898
I've no clue what that's all about.
>>678113997
Good, dont. You dont deserve to because its a reward not an entitlement.
>>678114066
I'm new to these kind of thread, is that really a thing? I mean does people actually fap to that?
>>678114039
sounds tasty. I think he promised to make something for coxwizard
>>678114103
neither do I. anything else of your bf's that you were wearing?
>>678114109
Does mutual mastrubation count as sex?
>>678114233
ISN'T THAT WHAT SEX IS???
>>678113868
Oh well, glad I have you wonderful anons then.
>>678113898
Not too good, the weather is causing havoc on my health.
All I want from life is a harem of school aged anthro fembois. Is that really too much to ask?
>>678114233
No, you cant orgasm unless your're alone.
>>678114232
Besides this? Well, we both wear matching bracelets.
>>678114232
:) what a slut.
>>678114364
Don't be so mean Nibi.
>>678114315
what's the weather like?
>>678114364
you seem to have a lot of self-imposed rules
>>678114411
it looks super cute
>>678114297
How would I know?
>>678114364
So, basically, nothing except cybersex, yes?
That is too depressing.
I will keep hoping for real sex anyway.
>>678114451
How would you feel if you knew you could never have sex when you were a virgin?
>>678114233
That's sex, and that's the best sex you can have.
>>678114457
its hot all around, and lots of smoke blowing my way from neighbouring countries because of forest fires.
>>678114451
the sluttiest
>>678114565
I mean, like, in essence... Sex is just masturbating each other with your body parts.
>>678114457
Humans need rules, otherwise they are just another dumb chimp.
>>678114457
I love it!
Also, here's my bracelet
>>678114565
You're probably too ugly like me to get sex anyway.
>>678114651
I was expecting something like this
>>678114651
lovely bracelet anon, I'm jealous.
Holy fucking christ, what a way to end Low Prio.
What's going on, guys?
>>678114575
I did have that feel, i did things to stop it. I no longer need to worry about that monster on my back.
Go hire a woman and have sex already.
>>678114618
Everyone loves sluts!
>>678114638
Nope.
>>678114638
there is such a thing as too many rules though
>>678114651
it's a nice bracelet
>>678114628
That's deep, man. I'll let that sink in for a while.
>>678114596
Any sex would be the best one for me atm
inb4 rape
>>678114673
No, I am rather attractive, I just don't go out much at all, can't find anyone just sitting at home.
>>678114767
hey linesy
>>678114800
everybody
>>678114800
No, im not allowed to.
>>678114808
No there isnt.
I bet you're a libatard.
>>678114840
Try cam sex
>>678114840
People tell me that the only reason you could be a virgin over 20 is because you're either an autistic retard or ugly.
>>678114767
rood
>>678114777
Thank you!
>>678114808
It didn't cost much, but it has great sentimental value to me
>>678115036
>an autistic retard
Maybe, in someway, I have a bit of that.
>>678115012
I am too shy for that. That is even more awkward than real sex.
>>678115162
autism directly affects physiology and in turn make you look like a potato. You are not attractive.
Liar.
>>678114767
Evening Linesy!
>>678114912
Because of your own stupid rules for some reason!
>>678115162
If I was at home, I would have "unshyed" you, showed you how much that's not awkward, and had my fun with you for an hour, but I'm at work...
>>678114959
there is. and yeah
>>678115248
how's things?
>>678115281
That's downs you fucking idiot lol
>>678115321
They are there to regulate reward most people dont deserve rewards.
>>678115281
I was talking about hypothetical metaphysical autism, e.g. social awkwardness. You can't spot even a single hint of that by just looking at me. Or maybe you can, but that doesn't make me less attractive, I hope.
>>678115322
That is quite a generous offer, but I can't accept just like that, stranger danger and all.
>>678115403
There isnt. We will have Africa if there are too few rules.
>>678115408
Same thing, a retard is a retard in the same tree.
>>678115495
You're an ugly retard.
>>678115321
Hai you
>>678115403
Thing's alright
But why must you post my pictures, that's my job
>>678115495
Is there any danger on cam?
Well, too bad, I fucking love cam sex...
Not as much as dual masturbation, though.
>>678115621
I never said no rules.
>>678115657
cause they're cute
I bet none of you anons are anything like me, fat ugly and unwanted, also crippled.
>>678115490
So you're regulating yourself for what again?
>>678115657
Have you got something to show me tonight?
>>678115648
You don't have any proofs of that and also being offensive for no reason. Don't be like that.
>>678115669
I have no idea how those things work, but I don't feel ready for it just yet. As I said, I need to know a person before doing anything like that.
good morning all you beautiful people. Hope some butt touching went on last night
>>678115763
Fair enough
How're you then?
>>678115845
I could certainly show you something tonight~
>>678115928
That's me
Good mornin'
>>678115763
Things work like this: Yes or no, motherfucker.
>>678115845
Because I was too beta to get sex so I dont deserve it anymore. Even if I did couldnt get it because too beta.
>>678115886
You're here, thats all the proof one needs.
>>678116016
I'm pretty good.I got a paper to write but that's about it. how's the animation coming along?
>>678116031
that's an awfully binary way to look at the world. no shades of gray?
>>678115886
Getting to know the person before the cam sex is the opposite of the use of that kind of sex: the goal in cam sex is to get to know someone else by showing each other our more natural part and starting a dialog and a relation out of that.
You can't have a good cam sex with someone you're not already sexing usually with if it's not someone you know near to nothing about.
I could talk for hour about what every kind of sex is about, but I wont cos it's not the use of these thread.
The use of these is furry dick.
>>678116031
Still, there are some attractive people here, so you can't be sure about the level of my physical attractiveness.
Maybe you are just projecting things on others.
>>678116016
Cool, i can't wait for you to show it :)
>>678116031
So why are you restricting yourself again? You so beta you're turning into the beta or beta's?
hello everyone
>>678115490
>>678115928
These two pics are my favorite of this thread
>>678116235
hey riley. what's up?
>>678116145
I guess then cam sex is a step-up from regular ERP kind of thing? Then I understand. Still, that would be too much for me right now, I am not opened enough for that kind of thing to happen.
Have to go now, here's a pink fox
>>678116235
Hello there
>>678116126
Shades of gray are for communists and jews.
>>678116148
I already told people im ugly, dumbfuck.
>>678116174
Because I deserve to pay the price for weakness.
>>678116362
how are you today?
>>678116235
Evening!
>>678116339
Good night!
>>678116386
Then pay the woman and get sex!
>>678116339
see ya
>>678116513
good evening, how are you?
>>678116513
No I dont deserve sex.
>>678116586
Pretty tired, going to do one more mission then bed time.
>>678116386
Rude.
If you are truly ugly, try being nice to people, at least you will be communicating as a normal person.
>>678116506
Fine, gonna go get some work done, since the deadline for it is tomorrow. And you?
>>678116316
Sometimes you'll have to force you, though if one day you're good for it, then ask me, my skype is Sblurb.
>>678116637
mission in what?
>>678116386
why do you hate yourself so much?
>>678116637
mission of what?
>>678116652
what do you have to do?
I'm alright, bit tired after today though
>>678116659
I prefer to take it slow, I've already stretched my limits hard enough. I doubt I will ever contact you, but thanks for the offer.
>>678116745
Thesis work
Nostalrius is being shut down and I want to die now.
>>678116692
good picture
>>678116652
Why would I want to be nice to people? All people do is take take take.
>>678116692
>>678116745
Warframe. doing a spy mission.
>>678116861
thanks. so how's things?
>>678116850
Then good luck.
But don't take it too slowly: you won't be alive forever.
>>678116692
Because I couldnt get sex.
>>678116851
>steals server code
>gets sued
I mean it sucks but what do people expect
>>678116986
that logic is incredibly cyclical and self defeating
>>678116850
do you have a lot to do?
>>678116945
ah, I should really play that some time
>>678116946
things are boring, what about at your end?
>>678117081
for them to host the server where US copyright infringement doesn't mean shit
>>678116986
Why do you hate me then?
>>678117112
Who cares
>>678117135
they've got more boring now that I've remembered I had a paper due
>>678117140
Theyre still in the wrong. They're going to lose in court
As I said, it sucks but it was going to happen sooner or later
>>678117226
what's it on?
>>678117240
yes, blizzard is indeed in the wrong
unless they release legacy servers like Jagex did with OSRS after shutting down 2006scape
>>678117168
nibi hates everyone
>>678117187
obviously not you
>>678117265
philosophy "type-token view of music"
>>678116938
There are a bunch of loving, caring people out there that want others to be happy and give them all their love and attention to make them feel better.
If you don't believe it, you will never find those people. Your mind doesn't like to be wrong, so your subconsciousness alters your perceptions so you only see the proofs of your beliefs and nothing else. Try to ask yourself if you really don't want to strive for happiness and spend the rest of your life hating people like that. If not, try to change the way you look at things.
>>678116958
Thanks.
I will consider that.
>>678117135
Hard to say, I guess I will finish it today just in time.
>>678117168
Don't worry about Nibi, he's always bitter about everything.
>>678117135
It's incredibly fun and free!
Good night Guys!
>>678116851
oh shit son
rip
>>678117451
night night tiger
>>678117337
sounds interesting, do you know what to write?
>>678117443
at least it'll be done before the deadline
>>678117451
gnight!
>>678117306
Wow isnt even comparable to how fucked rs3 is though.
Blizzard is defending their intellectual property and private servers are pretty much stealing.
The reason people play runescape isnt the same reason people play wow. For rs, you play to grind and you know that a lot of the people have gotten it legit. A private runescape server never works because the admins will always be the best.
In wow, you dont really care if there are better raid teams, if people cleared content before you
Didnt see anyone complain when Blizzard sued botting and hacking companies for doing the same thing private servers do
>>678117168
Because you're a piece of shit.
>>678117554
Yes, that is what I am aiming for. It won't be easy, but I believe in myself and I have other people I can cooperate with.
i just got off work and this is the first thread i see.
excellent.
>>678117554
not really. I'm reading the papers on it now
>>678117532
i spent so much time on my paladin
>>678117556
i don't care if it's stealing or not
it was a non-profit organization dedicated to hosting a server of WoW before expansions
regardless, they're going to release their server source code to the public around the 10th anyways so i guess there's going to be a ton of little Nostalriuses around
>>678117443
Wrong, dumbfuck. People will kill and eat you the first chance they get.
I can't wait for this week end, I'll finally be able to fap...
>>678117775
if bliz is gonna shut down private servers then they need to open their own. even if you had to pay sub for it.. they cant just force everyone to play the current bullshit expansions
a blizz vanilla server would be great
imagine how active it would be
>>678117793
If that's what you want to believe, then so be it.
>>678117833
Are you in a nofap tournament?
>>678117884
if they released one would you play it?
i would. especially if it was TBC and was on a rolling-release schedule.
i'd be happy to pay for a sub again if they did that.
>>678117653
I believe you can do it too
>>678117749
how long do you have to do it?
>>678117940
Worse: for the time of my traineeship I'm at my parent home, where there's no door for more than half of the room (my chamber include)...
>>678117597
B-but.. I love you..
Bitches wanna fuck me for my monaayyy
And I don't think it's funnaayyy
>>678117775
More places for Blizzard to sue then
Yeah, it might suck for you but it doesnt matter if they're doing it for profit or not, its still stealing
>>678118133
I'd fuck you only for the fuck, no need for money.
but para
you don't have any money
>>678118153
good for them
if i were able to, i'd host a nostalrius in a country where blizz couldn't touch it just to spite them
>>678118053
Is there a way you can fap at night when everyone is asleep? You can start under your bedsheets and then go finish in the bathroom. I've done that when I was saying in a hotel in the same room with my parents.
And also, I haven't fapped for nearly 100 hours now, so I feel you. Don,t lose strength!
>>678118025
8 hours roughly. and by papers, it's actually only a 2 page excerpt of someones work, that I have to explain in 750 words
>>678117970
well sub isn't very expensive at all so sure i would
id rather play wrath tho
that's when pvp got really good.
idk why they wouldn't do it.
they need to realize there are loads of people who don't fucking wana play the new version of wow. its just too casual for some.
they should really make legacy servers..
they would make shitloads of money. they could even have it so people who had live accounts could pay like 4-5 dolla extra for access to old expansions.
>>678118299
That makes two week today I haven't fapped, and no I can't: my brother is awake at night, and my mom is awake during the day
>>678118293
>love playing game
>hate company for them defending themselves
Where did Chris Metzen touch you
>>678118427
No chance of hitting a shower all by yourself? If you make it quick no one will notice.
>>678118419
>tfw im poor and can't afford my sub
i'll just get my dad to give me like 200k gold for some game time if they do it.
until then, fuck WoW
>>678118487
right in the lore
he fucked it up real bad
>>678118330
750 words isn't bad, that's a fairly short essay to write
>>678118549
Not a good idea, shower is just in front of a window, you can see everything upper than your stomach...
Let's be clear: I don't have an appartement to be alone, but to be able to have sex with my date without having everyone knowing.
