>>678080680
No.

....bump

>>678080680
>she’s a bit bigger than her pictures, but what bitch isn’t that you find online
>She’s plastered
>We go sit out on the patio of this bar
>bitch starts confessing her life story to me
>gets to the part in the story about one year ago
>tells me her crazy ex raped her while holding a gun to her head
>allofmywat.jpg
>try to keep a straight face
>she starts crying telling me how tough it is raising two daughters herself
>I put on my best game face and try and sympathize
>she starts calming down and wants to invite me over
>I keep asking if she’s sober enough for that
>I follow her to her place and we go in her room

>>678080680
I now want a dog named Walter Peyton

>>678080680
>grad student
What are you studying OP? ps the Bears suck and everyone knows it, go pack go

>>678080680
alrdy shit story but go on

>>678081363
>no condom
>fuck
>she says she can’t get pregnant and doesn’t have periods
>wellthen.jpg
>we fuck like rabbits and it was good
>bang on the reg for another week
>one day she tells me she wants us to stop because she wants to settle down with someone who’s planning on staying here

Bears suck, therefore story sucks. SKOL Vikes

>>678081507

Fuck you go Vikings

DIVISION CHAMPS

>>678081629

FUCK YEAH YOU GET IT!! SKOLL

>>678081507
counseling

Fuck the Cowboys

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>>678081590
>godfuckingdammit.jpg
>radio silence for about 4 months
>get a fb message from her
>”hey, so I went to the doctor and got a not so good diagnosis”
>fuck, I’ve got the hiv
>she says due to some back problems she’s in the beginning stages of paralysis
>claims she can’t walk
>”I was wondering if you wanted to come over and see if this has already taken “that” from me”
>Ineedtothinkaboutthis.jpg
>she freaks
>says she’s sorry she asked
>I stop her and think this may be a crazy attempt at a booty call
>nope
>get to her place and she’s in a wheelchair
>what the fuck have I gotten myself into?

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keep going?

>>678081954
You got hiv? Or is that your reaction?

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>>678081954
Ye

>>678082183
just my reaction

>>678082256
God bless.

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This is now a Vikings thread. Vikings pics only.

>>678082302
thnx

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This is starting to look like faggotry

>>678082353
Moar pls. It's getting interesting.

>>678081954

holy shit continue op, im interested now

>>678081590
>rts crying telling me how tough it is raising two daughters herself
kinda lame /b/ro. UKfag is not impressed.

>>678081954
>she took her bed off the frame so it sits lower and she can get in and out easier
>we talk for a few and then take a trip to poundtown
>I’m on top (naturally) and at first she’s enjoying it
>makinlovetolifelesslegsaintsobad.jpg
>all of a sudden she’s not into it anymore
>tilts her head to the side
>this bitch starts crying while I’m in her

>>678082583

aw hell no, criers are the worst. been with one once, would break down every fuckin time things were about to get good. never again

>>678082583
goddamn m8, did you go instant soft?

>>678081954
The plot thickens!

>>678082583
She confesses that she is hiv positive.

>>678081646
>>678082324
How'd you like our sloppy seconds? Maybe you can have Rodgers when we're done with him too

>>678082583
>cries
my boner is even harder

>>678082583
You just got pranked! GOTEEEEEM!

>>678082583
>wtf do I do now? Do I keep going?
>ask her if she wants me to stop
>she barely gets out a no without choking up
>I keep going, fucking this crying paralyzed chick
>thisismylifenow.jpg
>Think of the most fucked up fetish shit I’m into to try and finish
>cum in her numb poon and roll over
>ask if she’s ok and she thanked me for coming over and she thinks I should go
>I walk out the door to my car emotionally fucked up having just fucked a cripple

>and that’s how I got my new fetish!

I've got another story about another girl if anyone's interested

>>678082860
You sickfuck! There is a whole page for you on ED.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Sick_fuck

>>678083029

Yes op keep goin

>>678083029
Yes please.

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>>678083029
Go on

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>>678083029
Go on....

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>>678083029

Let's go.

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>>678083029
2nd story

>Be me, around new years 2015
>homefortheholidays.jpg
>start patrolling tinder for some poon
>get a hit
>chick seems cool, we talk for a bit
>little overweight but kinda cute
>start texting
>on my way to family’s house after seeing some old friends and she hits me up
>I ask what she’s doing tonight and she sends me a pic of her long naked legs inviting me to come over
>imfuckingin.jpg

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>>678083469
ye famalam

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>>678083469

hey

>>678083751
An herooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>678083029
You're not worried about getting this paralyzed chick pregnant and fucking her life up even more?

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>>678083469

>get the address and head over to her place
>start heading into the sticks
>drive down this country fuckin road and come upon her house
>all the lights are off
>Imgonnagetrobbed.jpg
>text her I think im at the right place
>tells me to come up to the door
>she’s waiting in the doorway for me
>the fat tax has been paid, she’s bigger than her pics

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moar?

>>678083833
This is a great thread fuck off spidy

>>678083469
Keep it goin

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>>678084058

>>678084042
I did what she wanted. She said she couldn't get preggers. Would it have fucked her up more if I just ran out the door?

>>678084058
Das it mayne

>>678084042
did you not read the shit he posted?
>no condom
>fuck
>she says she can’t get pregnant and doesn’t have periods

>>678084058
Any tinder bitch that dtf is gonna be bigger than the pics

>>678084374
truth

cont pls OP

>>678080680
HOLY FUCK ITS REALLY LAUGH

>>678084058

>we go into a bedroom which is obviously not the master bedroom
>why are there two fucking beds?!?
>this bitch is 23 and shares a room with her brother in her parents house
>is her brother breaking into my car right now?
>she says he went to the store for some wine
>mustbegay.jpg
>we talk for a minute and he gets back
>6’2 gay guy with a beard in a cabbie hat carrying two bottles of wine and a block of pepperjack cheese
>yep, he's gay
>also....wat
>I came here to get laid, what the fuck is going on?
>they have a tv in the corner hooked up to a laptop
>hang out as these heathens drink wine from the bottle and chomp on a block of pepperjack like niggers on a watermelon

having to type. bump to keep it goin

>>678084299
I read that faggot but thats just a thing girls say

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Bump4Trump

>>678084884
Bump. Let's see how this turns out.

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>>678084884
>">hang out as these heathens drink wine from the bottle and chomp on a block of pepperjack like niggers on a watermelon"

my sides

>>678084888
Check em'

>>678084884
Kek
Tinder gets you into some weird shit

Keep going

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Thought I was gone, didn't you OP?

>>678084884

bamp

>>678084884
Bamperinolio

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>>678084884
I'm officially invested now.

>>678084884
Keep going my boner is dying.

Cheese good for muscle.

>>678085505
What the fuck

>>678085431
Boner? His cars getting jacked and they're eating like niggers at a soup kitchen

>>678085624
Nice metaphor

>>678084884

>we watch some futurama and then some amy schumer
>I despise amy schumer but they know every line to every episode
>fucking fags and bitches love her
>this shit is like a backwoods version of the twilight zone
>inside I'm crying
>I've gotten myself in an awful situation and have nobody to blame but myself and my dick
>I keep thinking about how they’re gonna find my body
>fuckmylife.jpg
>about 3:00 in the morning, time to go
>call it a loss and start heading to the door
>chick says she wants some hookup action
>where? In front of your fag brother?
>she wants to do it in the living room
>dryspell.jpg
>I say ok
>she says she has to check something
>walks into the next room to check on her kid I didn’t know about and says we have to keep it down
>the baby starts crying as she closes the door

keeping it goin

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This is Ribeye Jake's thread now.

I'll be posting my weekly BBQ and Grill thread tomorrow at 8PM CT. Tune in. It's a fun thread every week.

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>>678085624
>mfw

>>678085705
Yes nigger.

>>678085705
>amy schumer
>has to check on the kid i didnt know about

OP if you didnt cut and run immediately after that shit i have no more respect for you

>>678085705
And here I thought I've met some weirdos off of Tinder.
You win

>>678085952
Kek

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Grilled a bunch of stuff tonight!

Will post pics of it tomorow.

Look for Gay Ribeye Jake's BBQ & Grill Thread.

8PM CT tomorrow.

bump in the night

>>678086322
Nice dubs

Bumperoni

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bumpin for interest

>>678085705

holy fuckin shit op

>>678085705

>I have to try and get down and dirty with this girl while her spawn, likely from a similar incident, wails in the next room like a banshee
>fear that the baby is gonna wake her parents
>since I’m in the sticks, fear dad may walk out the bedroom with a shotgun
>ivecometoofar.jpg
>tell her to suck it
>she does
>get hard and wrap up to go in

keep it goin bros

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bamp

Hurry up, you're writing less and less each time.

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BUMPP

bamp

>>678086872
Hey man it can be hard to type quickly while furiously jerking it.

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BUMPING

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Mfw waiting for op

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Don't you die on me

>>678086558
Yes plz

>>678086558

>bitch is tall
>talkin like, 6’1 but I’m 5’11
>try my best to keep rhythm on tippy toes
>a few thrusts and I break my stride
>realize this is going to be a tougher feat than I thought
>ask her to get on top
>she does and I learn just how fat this bitch was
>every time she bounced the front of her followed a fraction of a second later
>close my eyes and tell her to cum for me, begging internally
>she does and I go into fetish mode in my mind
>eyes closed thinkin of some dirty fuckin shit I finally cum
>while I’m still in her we hear the creak of a door open
>ohfuckinshit.jpg

>>678087295
Pregnant

>>678087295
hurry tf up OP

I'm not OP but I also have a story

>Be me a few years ago
>16
>Dating gf for a few months and her parents like me
>Out of the blue her redneck stepdad invites me to go on a weekend trip with them to Ocean City (shitty party city in MD)
>why not?
>Thought that there would be 2 rooms at the hotel we stay at, I was wrong, I have to sleep on sofa while they sleep in beds
>Don't care because my sleeping bag is comfortable
>forgot gf had been on her period for the up leading up to the weekend, so shes soaking wet the entire time we're there
>day 1, she's begging me to sneak away to fuck her
>dick says yes but brain says her stepdad has guns
>The first night, she asks her parents if she can sleep w/ me on the cough for the night
>Obvious no from her parents
>thank god
>2nd night she asks her parents and for some reason they say yes
>this is where I die
>try to fall asleep as fast as I can
>gf is gonna use my dick whether I'm asleep or not
>keep in mind we're all staying in the same room
>she waits for her parents fall asleep, pulls out my dick and slips it into her soaking pussy
>shit felt like wet velvet
>fuck her as silently as possible
>Somehow not caught

Her stepdad did accidentally wake me up early the next morning and I got a full view on his dong while he was getting into the shower

>>678087295
Best thread going on, OP. Go on

>i cum
>her brother walks out all lochness monster-like
>and asks

Can I have bout tree fiddy?

Bump, hurry up OP

>>678087513

>hear footsteps in the kitchen from the living room
>this bitch hops off of me loud enough to make the floor squeak and the footsteps stop
>thisishowIdie.jpg
>footsteps start coming towards the living room
>I do my best to shimmy up my pants and I get behind the couch to avoid potentially being shot
>she pulls her skirt up and stands to greet her fucking dad
>he said he heard someone
>I look down to see the family’s little dog right next to me behind the couch
>for the love of God and Jeebus don’t bark
>she says she just got in from seeing friends and convinces him to go back to bed
>he gets a drink in the kitchen and goes back to his chambers
>wait for adrenaline to go down and take off the condom
>fear she’ll turn the rubber inside herself to get pregnant to get support moneys
>it’s a risk I have to take
>I slowly tiptoe out of the house a new man, a more broken one
>leave her place ashamed of myself and swear I’ll never hookup on tinder again

>I hooked up on tinder again

anyone else got any fucked up stories?

bampity bamp

>>678080680
>be me 28 still doing my master and working only parttime so short on cash
>try tinder get a bunch of matches and write simultaniously with 3 girls
>I go fast for a meetup because I dont want to write 4 weeks every day and at the end turned back on a date
>write with that girl 10/10 body honestly like a fitness model and 6/10 face
>ask her for meetup she says yes lets do it cool
>she lives around 100km away from my place so I have to ride an hour
>she gives me her adress, the fucking adress of her appartment (message recieved and packed both pockets of my jacket full of condoms)
>pick her up at her appartment we get into my car and drive around, there is literary nothing at her town not even a mcdonalds so we just cruise and talk and all the time she seems pissed
>I want to break that shit mood of her and say >I'm reall thirsty let's go drink something somewhere
>she says don'T waste your money for a bottle of water let's go to my place you can have a drink
>seems like she was pissed all the time because we didn't go into her appartment to have sex in the first place
>enter her appatment get a glass of water and sit my ass on her couch
>we watch tv and she is sitting like 3 ft away from me... I tell her to come closer and put my arm around her .... wait 5 min ask her if it'sok to kiss her
>she replys with "ah you are asking me? blabla" just go for it she kisses back Nice.jpeg
>keep kissing im on top of her but this isn't going anywhere I turn her around so she is on top of me
>she kisses even harder like breathing hard while kissing like we fuck already
>I go for the ass and her boobs
>boobs so huge and perfect not hanging at all feels like they are fake but the aren't
>she gets really into it then I grab her shirt and pull it up ton undress her
>suddenly she stops "nono anon this stays on"
>fuuuuck.png

>>678088106
>appatment

where the fuck you from? Boston?

>>678081954
OP is crippling bitches with his dick?

>>678088373
Maybe he's just deaf

One time I 69'd with a chick and she missed a spot wiping. It was like being caught in a room with a massive spider ready to drop on me at any time. Made her go wipe and we continued

>>678080680
>be 18 y/o me
>have new gf
>7/10 blonde, cute little tits, decent ass
>dumb as fucking nails
>she told me once she she was a "republicist"
>cute and sweet though, so i let it slide
>anyway
>double date at my house one night while my parents are gone for the weekend
>watch movies, eat pizza, swim in my pool
>shit was so cash
>eventually, my buddy and his gf go to my sisters room to fuck-a-luck-a-ding-dong
>suggest that me and my gf do the same
>she says she wants to finish her pizza first
>okay fine
>we awkwardly sit for half an hour while she eats
>can hear my buddy having the best sex of his life in the next room
>finally she grabs me by the hand and we go to my room

cont.

>>678088673
bump

>>678088106
More fag

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>>678088673

Hurry up anon. Shit's getting serious here.

>>678088880
Fack so close to quints

This threads gonna 404

>>678088066
OP, you replied to the wrong post. That shit got real confusing for a bit there.

>>678088969
my bad

>>678088106
>ask her if it'sok to kiss her

you sure are a fucking faggot

>>678088490
Haha. Said it out loud too

>>678087295
>>hear footsteps in the kitchen from the living room
>>this bitch hops off of me loud enough to make the floor squeak and the footsteps stop
>>thisishowIdie.jpg
>>footsteps start coming towards the living room
>>I do my best to shimmy up my pants and I get behind the couch to avoid potentially being shot
>>she pulls her skirt up and stands to greet her fucking dad
>>he said he heard someone
>>I look down to see the family’s little dog right next to me behind the couch
>>for the love of God and Jeebus don’t bark
>>she says she just got in from seeing friends and convinces him to go back to bed
>>he gets a drink in the kitchen and goes back to his chambers
>>wait for adrenaline to go down and take off the condom
>>fear she’ll turn the rubber inside herself to get pregnant to get support moneys
>>it’s a risk I have to take
>>I slowly tiptoe out of the house a new man, a more broken one
>>leave her place ashamed of myself and swear I’ll never hookup on tinder again
>>I hooked up on tinder again
>anyone else got any fucked up stories?

reposted bc replied to wrong post

>>678089147
You shit poster

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>>678088880
>kiss and fool around for another hour then watch tv and cuddle and drive home because too late to fuck we both have to work on the next day
>drive 100km with hard dick and ballspain
>arrive home fap to porn feelsbad.jpeg

>>678088673
>we are in my room
>lights are off, we start making out
>strip down to my briefs, flexing what little muscle i had
>she loved it
>she gets down to her bra and thong
>she looks great in underwear
>we start kissing more
>i go to unhook her bra
>she pulls back all offended and scared
>uhwhat.jpg
>shrug it off, start kissing more
>go to put my hand in her panties
>she pulls my hand away
>isitsomethingifuckingsaid.png
>push her head down to start gettin the blowy on
>she says "no, not yet. we've only been dating for a month. i want to get to know you better."
>sigh, and agree that thats okay
>am obviously annoyed
>she goes "but i can do other things for you!"

cont.

>>678089038
All good bro, I got your back.
More stories, plz?

>>678089259
At what point did 18yo you realize she was 13?

>>678089353
don't have any typed out on deck. here's one though

>be me, 16 in high school
>had a crush on chick for almost three years
>mywhitewhale.jpg

gonna type. don't let it die

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>>678089259
>she goes "but i can do other things for you!"
INTERESTED NEED MORE

>>678087513
Me again, another less crazy story

>Be me
>College student
>Have cute at least 8/10 gf who looks underage but isn't
>I spend all day in class editing a video assignment
>after a couple of hours, I finally finish and go to her room to see what shes doing
>she tells me to be quiet because her roommate is sleeping
>apparently shes pissed at me for not knowing where I was despite her having the ability to text me the entire time
women
>tells me she was horny all day, waiting for me to get out of class
>tells me she isn't horny now
>obvious lie
>I turn her around, bend her over and pull her pants down
>she doesn't even struggle but just whispers "Not here! My roommate is sleeping!"
like I give a fuck?
>fuck her anyways
>she's really wet, most likely a combination of her being horny all day and me fucking her only a few feet away from her sleeping roommate
>I make her cum then just bring her to my room so we can fuck hard

Fucking while her roommate was in the room was actually pretty fun, haven't done it since but I will the next opportunity I get. Adds some great tension

>>678089259
>agree, thinking im about to get a handy
>she lays me down
>starts kissing my neck
>shits getting hot again
>she then lifts up
>gives me a sexy look
>then proceeds to grab my collective bulge and squeeze it
>over the underwear, like my balls and dick and everything, and just starts mushing it
>looks at me cocky and winks while tying my balls together and bending my dick in two
>she was so sweet, i didnt want to tell her she looked fucking retarded
>also it started to hurt
>thishastostop.gif
>i tell her im going to cum
>she gets all nervous
>i tell her to close her eyes
>she fucking does it
>i spit on the outside of my bulge and rub it in really quick
>i stand up, go "wash off", and come back
>she lays down next to me
>"see? i told you we could still do stuff"
>i had to go to the doctor the next day to get my balls checked out
>they got tangled

we broke up a few weeks later. sweet girl, though.

>>678089575

>we ride the bus together
>she’s never been into me, I’m a bit socially awkward
>one night we end up making out
>shit was like fireworks
>actually cry on the way home from three years of wanting culminating into a beautiful night
>we date for a bit
>eventually we take each other’s v cards
>one day we decide to go for a walk in the woods

keepin it comin

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>>678089259

>"But I can do other things for you"
>mfw buttplug incoming

>>678089893
Write longer stories

>>678089797
Good story, greentext your first actual fuck?

>>678090104
It took him like 6 months to write that

>>678090216
And another 7 to write the next one.

>>678089893

>there’s a spot with a bunch of massive boulders
>one of the boulders has a bed carved out in it
>cool graffiti from the 70s and 80s and shit inside
>it starts raining a little so we crawl in
>I figure this is a good time to fool around
>start sliding my hand up her shirt and she just lays there without moving
>look in her eyes and they are wide the fuck open staring straight ahead
>wtf.jpg
>she starts breathing heavy and it feels like something’s wrong
>I ask her if she wants me to stop and she nods yes
>she drives me to my place, the whole time I’m trying to get her to talk to me and she wont
>she drops me off and speeds off, won’t reply to texts
>fuckin weird
>next day at lunch one of her friends comes up to my table and puts me on blast
>this bitch is getting in my face screaming at me about raping my gf
>300 people staring at me
>I have no clue what the fuck is going on
>later that day get called to the office
>start getting interrogated about what I did to this girl
>tell the truth and they’re convinced I’m lying
>school officer comes in to question me to get details
>guilty until proven innocent
>as I’m telling the officer everything that happened I see my gf through the glass of the principal’s door and she looks upset
>it comes out to the office that she exaggerated and I stopped as soon as I found out it wasn’t welcome

>tfw the girl that you dream about for three years and then finally gets falsely accuses you of rape

I’ve had trust issues with women ever since

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>>678089893
you've set the stage you cuck delivar

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>>678090210
want me to? sure.

>be me
>on a cruise with my best friend
>we were both 18 finally, which meant we got to drink on the boat
>go to a bar on the cruise the first night
>im a dancer, so i buy a beer and head out to the dance floor
>start showing off
>realize the cruise is full of old married fucks
>except for one girl
>beautiful, about my age, long black hair, huge butt but still skinny
>easily the hottest girl i would ever hook up with
>she starts trying to have a dance battle
>I engage for a few minutes, then flip it into us grinding
>eventually i pull the stupid "hey, buy you a drink?" line on her
>mfw she says yes
>we go to the bar and meet my friend

cont.

>>678090694
one of my roommates was accused of rape in high school too. eventually had it all cleared up, but he only fucks fat chicks so i don't feel too bad for him

>>678090694
damn son, weak

nothing sacred in this world

>>678090993
still a pretty unsettling experience

>>678090833
>we start chatting
>learn her name and that shes from new jersey
>must be the hottest girl to ever come out of new jersey
>she gives me her room number and tells me to meet her at the pool tomorrow
>agree, super stoked
>meet her at the pool the next day
>she brings her friend for my buddy
>we all start chatting and laughing and drinking a ton
>i couldnt stop staring at her butt in that tiny bikini
>we ride the waterslide together, and every time we do we made out
>we go to the club together that night and dance/drink some more
>we continue this process every night for a week
>last day of the cruise comes

cont.

>>678091439
i was writing mine but backspaced away the page keep goin

>>678090694
I feel you, false accusations of rape should be prosecuted

>>678091439
>still havent fucked yet
>kind of upset at that
>but we always had to do different things with our families
>finally, she and i hang out by ourselves on the last night
>her friend and my buddy went back to their room already
>we slow dance at one of the old people clubs to earth angel
>she whispers in my ear if i have my room key
>holyfuckingshititsmotherfuckinghappening.gif
>we go back to my room
>we go inside
>we get in bed
>and i realize that i have no fucking clue what to do
>i was still a virgin, and the thought of this girl laughing at my limp dick made me anything but horny
>i got scared as fuck
>she climbs on top of me, obviously having done this before
>she realizes im softer than tissues
>she giggles and starts to go down on me
>now when i tell you this was the most amazing god damn blowjob in the whole entire fucking world i want you to fucking believe it
>two seconds in and i almost blew my load
>but i had to fuck this girl
>a new wave of confidence overcame me
>it was now or never

cont.

>in college
>take fat chick to her apt
>drunk, in bed, realize I don't have condom. We both chill as we don't want her preggo
>in a minute, get on each other again
>fuck her
>she's having the time of her life
>chill a few mins after
>she mentions the no-rubber thing
>then starts getting loud and worried- "oh my god"
>half crying
>then "YOU DIDN'T HAVE MY CONSENT"
>trying desperately to remain calm, I talk to her soothingly
>bitch never really buys it but kind of calms down
>I let a half hour pass, while she half snoozes and I look at ceiling in utter terror
>slip out of bed, she's awake but doesn't get up. I kiss her and let myself out
>get in my car, and BACK THE FUCK down a 1-way street so she won't get my license plate #
>don't go out drinking for a solid month after that shit

>>678092271
>YOU DIDN'T HAVE MY CONSENT
Bitch tried to convince herself she was raped, next thing you know you're in jail. I hate bitches like that

>>678092126
>blow my load 2 seconds in
Nigger wut

>>678092644
>>678092664

>>678092664
>2 seconds in
>almost blew load
>virgin

It happens.

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>be me
>kiddo just living the normal life right? Feelsgoodman.jpg
>broken family but who cares
>Start having strange feelings about concepts of shadows, entity like figures, ghost and shit
>Family constantly talks about how this this and this is Satan
>I watch o brother where art thou, and when the back guy says I sold my soul to the devil to get my guitar skills....takingtoheart.exe startup
>learns Satan is underground, but comes to our world through darkness and through conversation
>start saying things like hello? At night, listening for answers
>start making small talk to Satan because I think he can hear me
>Think to myself, oh, if I put candy under my bed, he will come.
>Snickers and a small cup of water
>start talking to a physical Satan in my room at night for hours and hours
>do this for months
>Come up with a Nick name, Jay Jay
>starts telling my mom about Jay Jay, and how my nightmares make me Think about how I should change my life
>rampthenightmares.bat
>Start slowly losing perception of reality as I constantly talk, ask for advice and favors, and play with Jay Jay
>Offer my soul in exchange for a happier life
>starts therapy because my mom knows now what I've done
>doctors load me with crazy medications
>I lose complete perception of life, and myself, I lose all my personality and my self consciousness
>Ask Jay Jay to take back the favor
>mom realizes that being in middle school at 60 pounds, about to kill me medication is ruining life
>Stops medication forcefully
>I ask Jay Jay if it's best we part ways, I love you, you must help someone else now
>nightmares cease
>normalcy returns
>damage is still done
>Mfw I don't remember the beginning of my life from 4th grade to 8th grade a all, only vague memories of things like shouting, driving to the doctor, my mother crying
>mfw I have to live with the fact if Christians are right my aSs is going straight to hell
>I still have paranoid moments when I feel like Jay Jay may still be with me

>>678092664
Nigger read dammit.

>>678092126
>i climb on top, and quickly try to wrap my dick up
>start going soft
>fuck condoms
>I try to stick it in her but i have no idea what direction to go
>im so close please god dont let me fuck this up now
>i think by now she has realized that i am a virgin
>she pulls me in, kisses me, and puts me on my back
>she gets on top and rubs my head against her pussy until i can get a half chub going
>i was so fucking nervous man
>it finally slips in
>holy shit
>im having sex
>im finally fucking doing it
>she starts bouncing up and down
>this is fucking incredible
>i can feel her asscheeks on my thighs
>she felt so good
>when suddenly
>fuck, gotta cum
>i quickly throw her off, expecting to blow on one of the tshirts strewn across my floor
>she comes up to me and putts her mouth on it
>she lets me blow my loud in her mouth
>holy
>shit
>i couldnt believe what i had just done
>she swallows everything
>lays down next to me and giggles, then gives me a sad kind of look
>she hugs my arm and gets up to go back to her room
>on the way out, she says
>im going to miss you a lot, anon.
>my heart wrenched

we tried to stay in contact, but naturally, it just didnt work. i still see her on insta sometimes with her new boyfriend. my current girlfriend is wonderful but god do i miss that girl sometimes.

summer flings, man.

>>678092644
yes, scared the shit out of me

>>678092863
Still a virgin but edge a lot while faping and can take like 10 minutes

>>678092865
Jay jay can eat my shit you fucking schizo.

>>678093248
Yes but he was horny as fuck while a hot and experienced chick was giving him head.

>>678093248
>thinks fapping and sex are the same feeling

you really are a fucking virgin

>>678093248
you should put that on your facebook page. maybe some girl will want to give you a try, not realizing you'll blow your load 2s into fucking for the first time

/best of luck anon

>>678092865
fuck stupid frog posters man.... fuk off back to your autism containment board

>>678093191
That's because women are educated to think they're entitled to retrieve their consent a posteriori and that they're never responsible for their own actions. And they talk about patriarchy

>>678093248
Hahaha like thats something to be proud of. Fucking isnt fapping anon.

>>678092865
>mfw people say they had a rough childhood
>mfw when people ask me what I did as a kid I said I can't remember at all
>Mfw I still stay up all night, fearing Jay Jay might have been angry at me for stopping our deal
>have never had nightmares, depression since
>Scared he might return if I'm in need

>>678093248
Are you for real nigga

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>>678092865
nigga

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>>678093551
hi Jay jay here. you're fucking dead man, there is no escaping me. you're only prolonging the inevitable.

>>678093625
"Whats up ladies!. Im single and can masturbate for ten minutes without cumming. Whose ready for the night of their life? "

>>678092926
damn, thats such a sad ending bro. how long did you guys stay in contact?

>>678093551
bruh

>>678093910
Top fuckin kek

>>678093929
honestly man, about like two weeks. its fun being long distance at first but eventually life gets in the way, you get busy, meet new people, etc. It sucks but thats just life i guess.

>>678093834
I don't believe that Jay Jay is 100 percent real, I'm just worried maybe there was something less explainable through science about this one, and it has me always on edge, especially at night, but maybe he was real, maybe just a figment of my imagination
Other things happened though
>Asked Jay Jay to stop hurting my family, blinds ripped off the window
>we get kicked out of church for no reason
>things got physical...it wasn't just my mind, I walked in and my fish tank as shattered, my books all over my room
>once my bed was torn up
>who knows

>>678094368
Probably your mom fucking with you

>>678094447
If that's the case she has to live with that then, that's something she will have to keep with her

>>678094368
you're fucking dead

>>678094559
fuck you for hijacking this thread

>letitdie

>>678094652
Maybe I went to deep into the story

>>678094750
guys we are trying to have a nice discussion about fun or funny sex stories not debate whether anon raped a girl or not. make a different thread you fucks, youre bumming me out.

>>678094750
>>678095009
or whatever the fuck youre talking about.

>>678094368
You know scienctific knowledge stems from observation. You know why their is no data on the supernatural? Because there is nothing to observe. Its doesnt exist anon. Its all in the mind.

The Jay Jay thing made me do things as a kid, that no one could have ever thought a kid could do
>Cut the tip of my finger to the bone, across the nail
>I remember vaguely talking to Jay Jay as I sat on my brothers bed, about how he should help him too
>My brother is blind now
>I raised a bunch of baby rats, and crushed them with a cinder block
>I would pay with water moccasins because of genesis
>I ate fire...like I actually ate fire, burning gasoline

>be me 19 leaving for Army next morning
>Buddy wants to get drunk with his wife and her friend
>all drinking and playing xbox
>buddy's wifes friend, we'll call her Amy, tries playing with my di gle dangle
>Amy is whale, but slutty
>Had a few late night booty calls with her during dry spells, but wasn't feeling it that night
>got angry and told her if she didn't stop I'd shove it up her ass
>called me on my shit
>pretty drunk, so I believe I'll do it
>start pulling pants down in front of everybody, telling friend to hand me his lube
>Amy pulls her pants down, thinking I'm bluffing, saying I won't do it
>friend throws me the lube, strawberry scented
>she laughs as I lube up and aim
>a good few thrusts and her muffled screams later, I pull my pants back up and continue on the xbox
>Friend is dying of laughter, his wife in shock, Amy crying in pain
>They try consoling her, but are too drunk
>"I know it hurts, but he told you he was gonna do it. You know how Anon is when he's drunk."
>mfw she apologizes
>asks if I want going away head
>I ask if I can continue on the Xbox
>she says yes

Some less important shit happened, but right before I stuck it in the vagoo, she tells me she might have chlamydia. Thank god the Army gives you penicillin shots during BCT.

>>678095544
Can anybody tell me if this is rape? It's in the grey area, and I'm a little unsure.

>>678095649
you're retarded

>>678092926
damn anon, that's some good shit.
you probably don't care but i went backpacking this year and i met this girl, she's in college and i'm figuring out what to study.
The thing is i'm currently in a relationship whit her, and she's the first girl i fuck, but things are getting weak and i don't know what to do; i don't want to be lonely again

>>678092865
And that's when I turn on my light...asshole

>Be me
>Hot girl my age right? Only problem is daddy issues, she's Into anthro, and anime
>were In church right? In the sanctuary room and it's pitch black, and everyone else is on the polar opposite side of the church
>we talking right having a good time and shit
>I say something about how I say her anthro shit on her phone, and how it turned me on a little....I was lookin for some pussy so don't judge
>she says oh yeah? What was it?
>some thing some thing....she's eating my face now
>playing tongue hockey, in my mind I'm saying fucking no what if parents but mah dick says your now an atheist, and a orphan.
>she stops and starts unzipping my pants now
>first time for anything, I'm nervous as fuck, so my dumbest starts to stop her
>I say nah, what's the worst that cold happen
>she starts sucking...oh my fucking God she starts sucking, wtf is this amazing new shit
>Its like some odd 30 minutes or so I blow, she hesitantly holds it in her mouth, but swallows because spit where am I right?
>I return the favor, give her the dankest tongue work my virgin brain can muster
>Apparently I'm doing something right, she's making her noises and shit, fucking wet dear fuck...
>using everything I have,
>she starts grabbing for shit, cums and shit I guess
>She stops for a sec, and then says keep going
>ok.jpg
>Door opens but they can't see us from the door
>scramble to get clothes on
>its a little girl playing hide and seek, runs to me and gives me a hug...all sexual musk and all
>we bail
>we get in one more kiss, fucking disgusting ass kiss man...shit was gross at the thought, at the time atleast
>I moved my phone once during the act so it smells like boner fuel, I fap
>I got my dick sucked....in front of a picture of Jesus, under a huge cross...yeah

>>678097194
chicka pls

>>678097346
Wot?

>>678089797
kek. I'd have told her she was hurting me. Probably went and twisted some other poor bloke's sack. Can't let girls get away with shit just because they're sweet.

>>678096622
how long have you guys been dating, buddy?

>>678097771
i mean she was reluctant to even do that i didnt want to prolong the chances of getting something later on. i wanted her to be comfortable and not think i was judging her.

but fuck was that unpleasant.

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>>678084884
>>hang out as these heathens drink wine from the bottle and chomp on a block of pepperjack like niggers on a watermelon
HAAAAAAAAAH

>>678098463
like 2 months, its nothing serious but im currently doing nothing so if we break up i dont have somewhere to start meeting new people
Also, it feels like a summer love, i dont have too much interest for her and she's starting to notice

>>678098903
honestly man, unless you have a solid plan for how to stay with this girl, it doesnt look good. If youre really really happy with this girl, I wish you all the best of course, but I think later on down the line youll be happier with a girl you can see more.

Relationships are just more complex friendships. They just work better when you can see the other person.

>>678092865
Sounds like borderline or some shit.
Your mind got this idea of Satan and turned him into an imaginary friend, essentially, you being unable to differentiate reality and perception. When you "told him it was best to part ways" it was enough for your subconscious to turn off the nightmares.
>Satan isn't real, you're just nuts
>meds tend to not help shit
I kinda wish Satan was real, though. He seems like a swell chap.

>>678094368
You did that shit and you don't remember. Happens all the time to people with DID.

>>678092271

why the fuck did you kiss her on the way out lol

desperatefag

>>678092926

>she gets on top and rubs my head against her pussy until i can get a half chub going

bitch starts doing that to me i get up and slap that bitch in the face with my dick

>>678099366
besides, now i can only see her 1 day per week unless i travel 1 hour to see her just 1 hour and travel another hour to the place where i study.
I better start doing friends in my town but i only know few people around here, i dont have experience talking to strangers irl