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Just saw an old guy on chatroulette sitting in the dark and this was his bio
>Im trying to be dark and mysterious!!!!! like to talk to girls or couples, no talking to wankers!!! in real life im shy and dont talk to women, i would like to but women are scary, they smell good and have soft skin and pretty boobs, but i get scared best movies: forrest gump platoon the breakfast club cant buy me love ferris buellers day off and believe it or not, 43 isnt old....course when i was 20-25 i thought it was, but i was wrong....but find out you will young jedi i may have skype now...lets find out...hot girl want to be the first there...that be so cool
>>678066555
Nice trips
"Attention martial artists, if you think you could beat me you are kidding yourself not even on drugs"
https://youtu.be/bKmRztTnsq0
>>678066440
>Be in high school
>Kind of a loner but I'm not jaded or anything like that.
>Just waiting for my time to come and have lots of friends.
>Kid who I've known since elementary school approaches.
>Used to be tight but we grew apart because I'm a dick and he's autistic.
>Could have been a great buddy cop movie.
>Anyway his name is Orange Hat Anthony
>Will call him OHA for the rest of the story.
>Anyway I talk to him because I'm pretty lonely and its easy to be the alpha with an autist.
>Get to talking about books. Lie and tell him I love to read.
>He tells me he likes to write.
>I have to read this shit.
>OHA is super defensive about it "No I can't show you, it's embarrassing."
>I pester OHA for months, literally. I tell him he can trust me and I really would like to read his stuff.
>Finally one day he sends me a link and tells me not to tell anyone.
>I read his work and it is just a bunch of stories about this huge gay dragon that fucks smaller and weaker animals.
>The dragon wears an orange hat.
>I avoid OHA for the next few weeks, just to keep him on his toes.
>avoid him so much that he thinks I hate him so he starts avoiding me.
>Finally I corner him and he's real scared that I'm gonna be a judgmental prick.
>Tell him his stories were great and that I too write on the same board.
>Pick random writer and tell him that its me.
>He loves the work I do.
>Tell OHA that its completely normal and he should be more open.
>He tells a few people about it
>They fucking laugh in his face.
>He left school and never came back
Shit was cash.
>>678067184
Disgusting
Also this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Paodx4wwiPo
>>678067777
excellent digits my man
>>678068312
stop being a thread steeling whore
>>678066440
high quality cringe
>>678067184
>mfw this is why we need eugenics
>>678068312
That is the dumbest picture I've ever seen. Fuck off, /b/ was always shit.
They 'opened the door to the feds' because they pretty much had to.
They're the fucking federal government. Nobody wants to get Ruby Ridge'd.
>>678067777
>>678068226
Ain't that some shit?
>>678068782
>>678068807
I don't have a picture but I was out the other day and there was this guy on the street. Holy fucking shit guys..it was like /r9k/ personified.
>bald guy
>black darude sunglasses even though it was not sunny and kinda raining
>Cargo pants
>Combat boots
>Witch hat
>unbuttoned trench coat
>t shirt with some kind of female cartoon character on it and a satanic pentagram
I was disgusted. 2 words:
Female repellent
>>678069271
i dont understand wtf is going on in those people's minds, like, they seriously think they look cool dressed like that?
>>678069573
I think they really do believe they look good. I have no idea why it is so difficult for some people to just dress normally/have a minimum sense of good style.
Don't really know where else to post so here goes nothing
>have gf, maybe 6/10
>after a few months of mostly kissing she's ready to fuck (this was in high school)
>shit goes down
>she ends up on top of me cowgirl style
>"slap my ass anon"
>I slap her ass pretty lightly
>obvious fake moan when I do it
>"slap me harder anon"
>I slap her harder, maybe 3/8 strength
>a few seconds go by, more moaning, etc
>"slap me as hard as you can"
I guess it's relevant at this point to mention she is still on top of me and we are both moving our hips up and down
>I extend my arm back as far as I can
>I swing my hand toward her ass with the force of a thousand suns
>I hit my ball sac with almost the entirety of my force
>naturally my hand slows down quite a bit before it reaches her ass
>she sounds confused "is that all you got anon?"
>she looks at me, and I am in so much mother fucking pain
>by far worst pain I have experience at this point in my life, fucking slapped myself in the balls as hard as I could
>my face is all scrunched up in pain, I pretty much stop moving altogether
>she gets off of me completely and is just starting at me
>I shed a tear from the pain
>"what the fuck anon. You slap like a girl"
>she gets up, gets dressed, and leaves
>Next day at school her group of friends laugh at me as I walk by
>Laughed at for crying during sex for rest of high school
>>678069598
She's naked cause there's no fabric created that can stretch that thin
>>678070011
SHe's right though, with a cock that small SHe isn't a man
>>678069675
That sucks if it's real.
https://www.reverbnation.com/remyep
>>678066632
That literally sounds like everyone on /b
>>678070011
The media tells you it's what a woman should look like because that's what the majority of men find attractive.
>>678069675
fuck she's not even hot and I think she's fucking a kid with down syndrome
>>678068312
Mchan is for pedophiles
>>678070011
this is bullshit...
>>678070011
No kylo ren, you are not a girl.
>>678069898
"i slapped myself in my balls"
that must of been hard to say.. also im calling bullshit
>>678069898
>>678072038
I too call bullshit.
If she was on you cowgirl, wouldn't she be on your genital region?
Also in what position are you slapping her ass that your hand hits your balls before it hits her ass?
>>678067956
seems like a cool guy
>>678068312
fucking kill yourself nigger noone carea bout your shitty site.
>>678073196
There is something a little bit off about him
>>678072451
Well yes, she was near my gentail regeion of course. As I said our hips were going up and down so my balls were flying.
Want me to post a pic of my wrinkly ass balls? They sag like I'm 70
>>678068648
I know someone like this
>>678069573
>>678069853
> what is autism
>>678069715
>implying not made by satiracal account
post the twitter handle or kill yourself
>>678069482
AAAAAÅAÆAÁÀAAWÅÅÂAĀAAÄ
>>678069789
thank you annon from now on when people ask me why i hate toronto i can show them this.
>>678069675
Love the fact that the guy was into it
>>678069466
Other people are talking to each other in a different way than I talk to people! Wahhhh!!!
You're the cringe, faggot
>>678070475
> that sucks
Nigger that is the funniest shit I've seen itt lols
>>678069598
>"Nice, chubbie hiding behind couch"
>mfw she's the couch
>>678067184
Fucking love this guy.
>>678070059
>LOL IM SO TECHNILOGICAL LOL AM I FUNNI YET?
joking about censorship whilst at the same time spouting out shitty pseudo code memes
>fucking kill yourself
>>678073821
fuck outta here nigger
>kill yourself and take your shitty site with you
>>678070475
>>678070987
Jesus Christ, you can smell the fucking neckbeard. How does it suck that some Fedora mlp faggot spergs out for some chick and clearly won't leave her alone, and gets blatantly rejected? How does being an autistic fucking candy ass nigger deserve pussy? God fucking damn it, you dumb faggots are supposed to be the future, you stupid fucking brain dead pre teens. This is what men are going to be like? Really? This is going to be standard? God I can't take it anymore, fucking grow some fucking balls. God Fucking damn. Acquire some damn social skills
>>678070011
>Has a penis
>Is a woman
I would call myself a pretty tolerable guy when it comes to sexuality and shit, but when someone calls themselves a man or a woman and then has the opposite genitals they're just fucking retarded.
Just because you want to be something doesn't mean you are that thing.
>>678068782
you know if someone shined a black light on that thing it would light up like christmas. There is probably four episodes of CSI worth of jizz on that thing.
>>678068648
>what?
sums it up perfectly.
https://youtu.be/jcjzsnybTSg
https://youtu.be/UfWkxiPhyqs
>>678069573
Sup M00t
>>678073821
I just went to this site and it's fucking absurdly ugly. That bitch needs to fucking take a basic CSS course again
>>678070011
Holy fucking shit.
Any
>me vs other people
thing needs to die in fucking hell
>>678069598
more please
>>678069466
I cringed
>>678069482
Dude, at least put some toilet paper under that burger
>>678069573
almost looks like an autistic jack black and drag queen moot in the background
>>678069598
She really thinks she's attractive or something?
>>678069848
Jesus. I wasn't ready for that.
>>678068648
Haven't seen this one before. Been here a while too. (Is 6 years a while? Or is it not enough?)
>also mfw
>>678069789
That's some serious mental illness.
>>678077540
Newest of fags
>>678073821
>Are you fucking kidding me
I literally just took a trip to m-chan just to see if it had changed at all.
Nope, cp on the front page, plain as day
>>678074995
kids' names are even cringy
>>678077540
its a while but it is also not enough
just over 11 years here buddy
>>678077683
Penis (very important)
I'm annoyed that I found this funny
>>678069482
>burger right on the floor
made me laugh harder than I ever have at a YLYL thread
>>678078070
Let's harvest their melanin then. Makes sense
>>678077776
says the faggot who was off by one
>>678075609
HOLY SHIT BRIANNA WU ON 4CHAN
TITS OR GTFO
>>678075609
That's actually C++ code, not pseudo code. It does have logic errors, though.
>>678072451
virgin detected.
>>678078518
are you telling me if you plug that into a compiler it will run?
nice to see that 12 year olds are taking an interest in programming :)
>>678078426
literal autism
>>678078406
Maybe he should git gud then.
>>678068648
Leigh pouge from chippenham
>>678077776
Yeah nice try
>check em
>>678073821
>only deletes true illegal content
Biggest pound of bullshit ive heard in a while
please take your bait-posting away from here.
>>678078957
Failure.
There is nothing to check
>>678068648
dude what
>>678070011
>media dictates biology and not biology
>>678079020
this is a pretty solid point though
>>678079020
maybe i am
she doesn't know my life
>>678076758
>I just went to this site
kek, enjoy your time in the pokey faggot
>>678079114
if "she" has had a procedure to transform the penis, then i see no problem.
but if theres a dick, its a guy
>>678079114
But it isn't.
Lopping of a cock doesn't change chromosomes, meaning it's still a guy. A dickless, guy.
>>678079114
Not really. The tranny still has a Y chromosome so it's still male.
>>678077880
I'm not really a fan of trump (or really any presidential candidate currently) as much as the next guy.
But I'm pretty sure that it's possible to have multiple different people with sifferent opinions living on the same earth together.
I kind of want Ted Cruz to be elected just so I can see more zodiac killer jokes.
>>678079114
Not even close.
Age changes, your chromosomes don't. If you're XY and you're dating someone who is also XY, see pic.
>>678070096
Fuck it i'm going to try it. Wish me luck anon
>>678079272
>the activity my body needs
holy shit this is cringe not rage, if she got the activitey her body needed she wouldn't weigh 400 pounds
>>678066440
I would have liked that more if while he was being a poser and posing, someone walked up behind him and kicked him in the back.
There's no looking cool when you go flying out of your shoes and hat belly-first.
>>678079303
>>678079321
>>678079379
>>678079453
face it, youre all wrong and i am right.
>>678070059
>mfw she used the assignment operator instead of the comparison operator
This is cringy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv4k-3EhivU
>>678079611
hoooly fuck now i gotta step outside for a second
>>678079827
Rick does have a point but he's a total fag about it.
>>678079875
Except he's a nigger.
>Just dark
>>678079611
Nuclear Armageddon when?
>>678070096
> white people
>>678079020
Thats...
Thats actually a good analogy.
Fags
>>678078406
>liberal arts student doesn't have time to play Dark Souls
Fucking kill thy self.
>>678080089
didn't she murder her mom by replacing her medicine with fake herby bullshit?
>>678077880
Im black and im voting for trump
>>678079114
spotted the faggot
>>678069466
Ehhh, not that cringe.
>>678080615
Wait, so people might support a candidate not based on race? Who would have thought!
>>678079875
>all
>dark
Nigga what
>>678069848
that face
>>678078070
That's not true tho
>>678080114
fucking lost
>>678078070
>filename
>>678080089
This is why I am never having kids
>>678079321
>This
>>678070059
Brianna Wu, kek.
That was some funny shit.
>>678079453
yall nigga's are gay!
>>678076134
you made me spit my beer out
>>678078406
>dark souls
>falling for /v/: the meme
>>678079114
obvious bait
>>678079114
So if I dress a kid up as an adult, its not pedophilia if I fuck it?
Good to know.
>>678069573
this is several layers of cringe
>>678081871
fuck you
>>678079611
true cringe
>>678080736
didja look in a mirror?
>>678082231
topkek.
>>678069482
kek
>>678079292
I feel bad for the kid.
I honestly don't think the parents have anything to do with it.
>>678069482
Holy fuck that tileset and that french fry cup looks exactly like the shit at my old university.
>>678082732
its probably your uni anon, i mean its not like tiled floors and french fry cups are common as hell
Anyone want some deviantart cringe ?
>>678069848
>he/she
ITS AN ''IT'' goddammit... There is not even a tumbr tier gender for that
>>678070096
wait, what the fuck? Ketchup on goddamn bananas? I've heard of it on steak. I disagree with it, and think that's for children, but I've at least heard of it. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! WHO PUTS KETCHUP ON BANANAS?!?!?!?!
YES, I'M MAD!
>>678069848
Holey moley
>>678082666
devil trips nice
>>678080561
Yup
>>678069598
I thought she was taking a selfie with dough, then I saw her feet.
>>678082650
So Kira except feet instead of hands?
>>678082687
>I honestly don't think the parents have anything to do with it.
>dykes for role models
>boy wants to be a dyke
>"parents" had nothing to do with it.
>faggot
>>678083526
lol ok
>>678078026
Nigger gave me a stroke from all that try hard autism.
>>678067777
I can't believe this shit got quads.
>>678069848
Money well spent.
>>678082666
Fuck you Satan.
>>678082998
Ok anon
>>678083453
Guess he got a boner from the Mona Lisa.
>>678080114
boom
headshot
BADUHDUHDUH DANUUUUUH
>>678082998
>deviantart
>deviant
degenerateart is more like it.
>>678078775
You idiot anon was saying that that is C++ syntax and it "has logic errors" or syntax errors.
> you must be a first year programmer
>>678082284
get out of my country you furfag
no one disses 9/11 and gets away with it
remember westboro
>>678082666
fuck you satan i love jesus
>>678070096
What the fuck is this? Use hot sauce on the meat and keep any sauce off the bananas. What foul creature would dare to think of putting ketchup on bananas?
>>678069598
Oh jesus god almighty I thought the first tip of that fleshy iceburg was a fucking body pillow.
>>678069139
So, what exactly would feminist porn look like? Would it just be orbiting ham planets, or land whales flopping around?
>>678069853
> posting on /b
> suggesting "normal"
Tell me about your trap folder and your feminine penis then complain some more about the hat a guy wears.
>>678069642
Seems alpha as fuck.
>>678069598
Which lump is her ass?
>>678085318
I don't have any of that
>>678078957
check what you daft newfag?
>>678082284
i never thought i would actually feel sad about 9/11, but getting a mlp image tribute
i dont even.......just.......R.I.P
>>678077468
that would be normal moot then
>>678066440
The coat is actually pretty sharp, and at least fits him properly. In a cold climate I'd wear it. Only the mask and faggotry ruin it.
>>678069789
>she
>>678079611
Please tell me they do that on purpose.
>>678085750
whoah... that was not where I thought that was going.
>>678081871
Someone please make a " Don't talk to me or my son..." of this.
>>678074995
that's awesome men! fuck off.
>>678079971
Welp time to completely move to 8ch
>>678069482
Can't even imagine the kind of monster who would eat that fucking burger now
>>678086888
Trip8s
>>678085346
Seems like a desperate fedora faggot. If he's so alpha then why is he
a) Deep as fuck in the friendzone
b) Scared some random is going to take "his woman" away, so he has to send him ultra pussy like "threats".
>>678086888
>8ch
>888
check'd
>>678069715
Is this a rage thread?
>>678086888
great. no one here likes you anyway. GTFO faggot. good riddance.
Also, a begrudging check of your repeating digits.
>>678069848
Just...what with the lips? Why? Why do people give themselves huge lips? That is the only thing I don't understand.
>>678079611
Oh, my jimmies
>>678078070
what makes black people the hardest metal /b/
>>678078070
Ahh yes, but you see...
Melanin is only on the skin
You're accounting for the fat, bones, muscle, organs
I mean if black people wanna donate their skin and be pink like the rest of us, I'm all for that
>>678076106
This. Why is there a big fucking debate over what's a guy and what's a girl?
XX = girl
XY = guy
So simple. We shouldn't pander to the mentally ill
>>678078070
Is she saying that black people should kill and harvest themselves to take themselves out of poverty?
>>678088460
stop triggering me.
original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VjMsw09MTQ
>>678069789
>daddy come home please
>NWOH IM STEPFOWKNEE
>>678078700
Fuck apologetic white people
>>678069848
>>678088606
Save this, my friend, it's better.
>>678078775
What other language has the
cout << text syntax? What else could it be? You want her to include fucking libraries?
>>678079321
Agreed, it seems like people always forget about chromosomes.
Did lib arts majors never take basic biology?
>>678088543
Kek
Do you have PTSD from internet bullying?
>>678069139
I'm actually down with that. Erotica gets me so much harder than porn.
>>678067777
saved, my friend.
>>678089607
What do you consider erotica? Written format only? Erotic visual sex scenes? What keeps erotica from being pornographic?
>>678069139
>Feminist alternative to pornography
So she wants more gay man porn?
>>678069482
>On the floor
>>678080114
>Assigned male
Oh shit! You guys should've been to the storytime of this on /co/. That was hilarious.
>>678079603
If you aren't even going to try to make a point then fuck off back to tumblr
>>678069848
>>678069848
HAHAHAHAHA! Holy shit, I knew i recognized that pose from somewhere
>>678089389
>That guy on the left trying not to laugh.
>>678090154
too bad you werent a cool dude and screen capped it
now we know you are forever the faggot
>>678079292
The kid is crazy not the parents they're just dumb for letting it happen.
>>678070369
I laughed. Well done.
>>678069482
I am 100% sure that dude did not wash his hands after shitting
>>678090678
this man is a king
>>678077880
Fucking Jews.
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