Waifu claiming thread -Be awesome editionThe rules are very simple:claim your 2D
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Waifu claiming thread -Be awesome edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>insult other waifus
>most important: Have fun!
Shinoa claimed
Claiming best muvluv
Holo
Claimed...
A..Awoo?
>>678057709
claimed!!!
Last Holo claim, have a good night everyone.
And also, stay cool other Holo anon
Awoo~
Megumin Claimed
>>678057151
Windows 10 :/
Milinda claim
>>678056587
Haha Thanks you too
>>678056734
Thats good!
>>678056765
Nice. Im still kinda messed up from yesterday. Feeling better overall though.
>>678056734
>tfw I'm only five foot seven
>>678056773
Welcome Back!
>hugs
>>678056903
Oh no! That's not good :o
I hope it'll Fix itself!
>pats head
>>678057258
I'll look right now!
>>678057258
M Stands for me doing a suicide live stream next week
Ayy
let's get social
>>678057934
Good night!
im gonna go to bed, goodnight everyone!!!
>>678057889
hello mrs. awoo and goodnight
Story time mother fuckers
Once apon a time. There was a man who had a seemingly uncareable diseaseHe sucked dicks to raise money
He sucked many of dicks, black dicks, white dicks, monkey dicks
Finishing tye monkey dick, he was aproached by a hooded man claiming there is a dick, far away, where the trees were dildos, that when sucked, would cure every disease in the world, including his...
Including his restless, undying want for penis. The hooded man told him that he would give him a map to the magical dildo forest, but only if he..
Would let himself get sucked for once in his faggy life...
He denied. He said he moved sucking dick, but he could never have his own weiner blown
So he snached the map and ran to...
... so he planned. But he took a single step in his journey and tripped over the man's big, throbbing, ,ready cock
The man knew it was time to take the penis, he braced himself.
Choooo choooooo next station is anal devastation says the hooded manThe emmensly large member penetrated through him and into the ground. He woke up in the hospital the next morning with a massive hole where his own penis wasHe had thought to himself, as he lay there, bleeding. I may get attacked again, on my way to magic buttfuck dildo forest, perhaps this flesh pocket may be a good place to store my map
So he ventured off to the land where rapists roam free, then traversed the anal bead jungle, and finally, at long last, the forest....
There it was, in all of its beauty. Buttfuck dildo forest was in front if his own eyes. He searched the forests in seek of a long 2 ft mushroom that spewed a salty, vile liquid when sucked enough.
So he searched high and low, and he found a shack.
claiming
I should probably try to get some sleep soon
>Best flat-chested goth waifu claimed
>>678057934
Goodnight, Holo.
Sleep well.
>>678056773
You all ignored me.
I tough we were friends
;-;
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Claiming Karen while on tears
>>678058098
Good night
gum claimed
>sorry for shit title
>>678056339
How's things going? :D
>>678057258
Because she's badass, and literally the strongest female/support in that show. Though sadly she could use a bit more personality...
Sakura claimed btw
help i dont like korn
>>678058101
. He walked into the shack. What he found he could not fathom
A mechanism was created to fuck anyone in the ass if they entered but because of his newfound anal immunity, he pushed on to find a hidden basment latch
In the basement he found a jail, stocked with helpless indian children.
He aproached one of the caged boys. The boy said; for every time I gave a fuck, that fuck fucked me over.
>>678058301
That's where we left off. Still looking to add to it. I just don't know what else to add
how awesome?
>>678057709
Howdy
>later than usual
>>678058005
You remembered me. Love ya
>>678058160
DOn't worry, I noticed you
https://youtu.be/xkMohOUC6Ok
>>678057763
>>678057878
>>678057889
>>678057899
>>678057913
>>678057934
Hey welcome back guys and goodnight holo
>>678057961
>>678057976
>>678058005
>>678058024
Lets
>>678058098
Aww ok kagami
>>678058105
>>678058160
I'm sorry. It was taking too long so I took initiative
>>678058101
>>678058218
Welcome everybody
>>678058443
Is a real nigga roll call required?
>>678058005
>6'3"
>feels alright man
>>678058160
Hello.
>>678058098
Goodnight.
>>678058005
>Mfw I'm barely 5'4
But thank you.. I hope so too/
Well...
I shall also be going to get some sleep.
Goodnight, Have fun!
>>678058160
I was going to say hi but then the image limit arrived and I forgot
Hi! Welcome back!
>>678058612
G'night holo, sleep well
Peridot claimed!
>>678058494
Yay you're back! Learned that galko and I live in the same city
>>678058564
Damn if we ever meet, I'll feel short because 5'8. Wish I was 5'10
>>678058601
Night
>>678058498
Heh~love you too
>not in an anon waifu way
>no homo
>happy hugs
>>678058553
Wow pinterest has good stuff
>>678058564
I'm so short ;_;
>>678058601
>Holy shit
>hugs
Did you try turning it on and off again?
>serious
>>678057709
Matoichan is here
>>678058564
am i done growing i really don't know
i hit my growth spurt like 3 - 4 years ago and i just don't know kek
my height concerns me for some reason
>>678058985
Good taste anon
>>678058887
Holy shit that's a cool. you guys ever gonna meet up?
>>678058766
>>678058564
>>678058553
>>678058549
You're such good waifu friends.
I've recived attention. Thanks everyone. I'm not used to it
>>678058101
>>678058301
What the fuck did I just read?
This wasn't what I signed up for when I asked to hear storytime
>>678058985
wb ryuuko
>>678058218
Don't worry, we don't need to be left aside.
>We'll talk with each other.
>>678058553
Hows it going friend?
>>678058601
Your only 5"4? Fuck, I wish I was that cute and small. 6"3 is too much
>>678058218
Cute, who's that?
>>678059387
Yuuko Aioi from Nichijou
>>678058553
always
>>678058887
When i was in 6th i was 5'5
Im freakishly tall
>>678059150
>>678059238
Heya Qt how's the lurking going?
>>678059526
Oops didnt mean to reply to secound one
claimed
>>678058887
I'm not going to bed...
>>678058911
I'm only an inch shorter than the average height for girls so shut up...
>Hugs
I'm about to try that right now after I clean up and look for corrupted images..
>>678059359
That depends if you're a guy or girl though Sakura anon :)
HA. I FIXED IT.
>>678058911
What I tell you? And you haven't gave us a hint in last thread
>>678059114
I love the northern part of the city and he lives south. One day we will. Just one day
>>678059150
I don't leave a fellow bro with a waifu he Loves hanging
>>678059339
Fantastic, you?
>>678058601
How cute!
>>678059482
^_^
>>678059526
Still kinda confused on you are friend
>>678059739
Yo
>>678059150
Don't mention it - It's the least I could do for a fellow waifu-fag
>>678059960
What mean
~matoichan
>>678059960
whats good with the waifu
>>678059910
Damn wrong reply
Meant for>>678058612
>>678059075
You'll be fine, 5'10" isn't short at all.
>>678058911
It's ok, the rest of my family is shorter than that.
>>678058601
Are you a girl?
>>678059150
Whoever your waifu is, she's really cute.
>>678059910
I.. I wasn't making fun of you! I swear!
>sorry hugs
>Pats head
I hope nothing is corrupted :o
>>678059960
Ooh I forgot a picture. This is prinz. I guessed who it was and it was Megumin
>>678059618
Pretty normal, lurking is usually boring if there isn't any kind of drama going on.
How about you, Qt?
>>678060223
Indubitably, and because of that I try to make myself feel better by reminding myself I'm only an inch below the average height..
>>678060227
Good..
>Smiles and chuckles
I'm not sure.. but I cleaned up my disk drive and now it works again so I have no idea what it was..
Wellp, I should probably sleep at this point...
Goodnight, everyone!
>>678060109
Oh it's the lack of pic. Sorry
>>678060124
Chiang like a villain
>>678060227
Oohhhhh nice. I'm still a growing guy. Maybe sometime next year while in college I'll hit peak height?
>>678058601
Everyone except my mother is taller than me in my family. My brothers are like 6'2 and 6'3. I'm around 5'10
>>678059960
Would be funny if you 2 met before and you didn't know it.
>>678060642
Yeah i ran out of pics
>>678060313
Well now i'm thinking of ways to start up drama.
>SHow yourself stocking
>>678059960
Not quite fantastic but a lot better than last night...
>>678060505
That's good! Maybe a glitch or something. So you do anything cool today?
>>678060642
Maybe. I'm still growing as well so hopefully I get higher than 5 foot 7
>>678059910
>I'm only an inch shorter than the average height for girls
Better hugs that way, though.
>>678060505
You're not really short then.
>>678060505
I have deduced you are female using a lazy ass google search
so you shouldn't worry too much
>>678060223
That's Karen from Kiniro Mosaic ;)
>>678060812
Best way would for people to fuk.
probably won't happen
>>678059910
That's a secret though! What does gender matter for height tho?
>>678060505
Wait you're a girl? I didn't know that :o
>Inb4 GRIL GRIL GRIL
>>678060676
That'd be crazy!
>>678060734
Pinterest dude. Love it
>>678060937
Still feeling down about it? Ask a question in the thread to everyone and just talk to them. You'll be surprised on what you learn like galko and I live in the same city
>>678060970
Isn't the age guys stop growing 21?
Zzzz sorry to say guys.
These threads are starting to get really really boring
Anyone else agree?
>>678060812
She's resting right now in her bed, but she wants you to know you're a total cutie.
>I think?
>Should probably ask her
this fucking captcha
>>678061538
clearly you've never seen how people talk about short guys
Back with pics
>>678061647
If guys stop growing at 21 then I'm bound to be taller than I am now :^)
>>678061672
No
I want to build up all this suspense so that when i do see her again i can ignore her for shits.
>>678061735
Or maybe you should just learn to roast peopleback.
You have to be a prick to get through life sometimes
>>678060676
I bet once you hit university you'll cap off around 6'0. Don't quote me on that though..
>>678060970
I aced an exam and now I can relax and enjoy the rest of my week until monday comes and I finish the rest of them.. other than that not really :p what about you??
>>678060993
That's right u_u so ha..
>>678061071 >>678061111
That's what I'm saying!
I don't know what you searched but alright ahaha
Nice quads by the way.
>>678061538
Well for me it matters so that there's not a general average height all together that boys could skew and make me feel like a total shorty haha
>>678061630
Really you didn't know? I've talked about it a few times on here but granted it's usually later when a lot of people are in bed... like usually 5-6 hours from now.
>Tbh it's /b/ you don't really want to make a reputation about what gender you are here for obvious reasons.
>>678061729
OH THATS A SIGN
I THOUGHT THAT WAS A MAGAZINE FOR SOME REASON
>>678060642
Hate me but what does that mean, or is that her name
>>678060734
pixiv
>>678060937
you're waifu is too cute, whats the sauce?
>>678062073
MAXIMUM KEK
>>678061630
I am lesbian
I am girl
I hate feminism
Whats wrong with me?
>>678062253
>I hate feminism
Nothing is wrong with you
>>678061666
I'm sorry that you feel that way.
Maybe you'll have more fun if you show up when most of the others are here.
>>678062018
I'm not really short so people don't typically say anything to me
>>678062045
I googled you
I used my particular skills to find you
or just average heights, same thing really
>>678062253
>not liking feminism in current year
this isn't you blog fucking faggots
>>678061647
No clue honestly. I hope so, it's give me a couple more years
>>678061842
Welcome back!
>>678061911
There was a kid in my eight grade class who was 6 foot 4. I can't imagine how tall he'd be now
>>678062045
Aced an exam? Holy shit nice! I got a 96 on an English test and that's about it. But no I didn't know you were a gril im usually asleep by that time. It doesn't matter to me anyway
>more hugs
>Yeah I get it, gender is a touchy subject anyway
>>678062253
Nothing, why? That's your life and if that's how you want to life it who am I to judge.
>>678061647
Yo I went on pinterest for more Shinoa photos and there are some good ones there just alot of reposts.
>>678062045
You know I've probably accepted the fact that I'm not grow taller.
>>678061842
I had a good Ryuko picture but I think it's on my phone
>>678062421
>IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR GUYS
>C U R R E N T Y E A R
>fuyukaidesu claim
Born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my...ah you get the picture.
>>678062253
>Whats wrong with me?
Many things. Just like everyone else.
>>678062253
Are you ugly? If so, I found your problem.
>>678062396
Yeah but im lesbian
All les are fems obviously(sarcasm)
>>678062253
Nothing is wrong with you. I know a few people at my workplace alone who think the same
Millions probably think this way.
>>678061142
Thank you my man
Anyone wanna hear a story?
>>678061735
I always find them cute and cuddly, and I've seen short guys fuck shit up in fights even do they can fit both rolls.
>>678062045
Tall girls aren't bad right?
>>678062253
Wow there's lots of girls here :o At least 3 now right? Also there's nothing wrong with you, I'm the same ^.^
>>678062253
nothing?
>>678061729
nice captcha
>>678062615
story time?
>>678062017
Sounds like a good idea, she'll surely be interested about talking to you.
But in order to summon Stocking, you need to learn the secret goth waifu calling.
>And I'm not telling you
>unless you ask nicely for it
Ah well I gotta sleep now anyway. I'm kinda tired. Goodnight everyone!
>special sleepy hugs for everyone
>explosive hugs for megumin
>love hugs for Teto
>>678062602
Depends on what you can say is ugly
>>678062826
Forgot pic
>>678062798
anana
>fuck my memory
>>678062802
Goodnight beautiful
>>678062634
It's bad if they're taller than you are...
>>678062602
MY NIGGA VLAD COMING IN WITH A HOT ROAST
>>678062504
>8th grade
>6'4"
w h a t
>>678062421
Well there you go I guess :)
>>678062504
Thanks! and that's awesome to hear! And yeah I know It's not a big deal anyways n_n
>>678062532
If you keep up that attitude then your body will give up! Don't let the dream die!
>>678062634
Of course not! One of my best friends is 6/0 and she's killer at volleyball.
>>678062802
>Explosive hugs
Sleep well okay?
>>678062826
Asymmetrical facial features, bad teeth, overweight, lots of body hair etc.
>>678061911
I slowed NY growth around 17 then gained an inch at 19 :'(
>>678062155
>Chiang
I meant chilling. Sorry
>>678062253
You don't have enough pics of your waifu
>>678062504
Same
>>678062532
Haven't gone on tumblr for the pics
>>678061647
A little. You all helped a lot last night
>>678062155
Milinda Brantini from Heavy Object :)
>>678063184
Also forgot pic
>>678062802
>sleepy hugs
>>678062634
well you gotta be able to lay people out when you aren't intimidating
>>678063006
I really really really somewhat enjoy Evangalion
>>678063184
Not overweight, only have a little and its on my whooha area, facial features= meh
claimed
>>678063190
Uh oh
I grew like what felt like a foot from my growth spurt and since then I think I've grown like 2 (3?) inches
>>678062605
oh no, anons getting angry, did i come at a bad time?
>>678063439
Fuck i keep on forgetting
>>678062826
>>678063023
>>678063184
>>678063272
>>678063439
>>678063573
You people aren't good at this
>>678063642
I know right?
>>678063528
Nah just showing a bit of cynicism
>>678063814
YUUKO YOU DUN GOOFED
Bored tho
>>678063739
>>678063814
My sides.
>>678064059
You need some milk?
So I encountered this
https://youtu.be/gSkocU5YsHU
it sounds pretty neat
>>678063028
>Anana
RIP Tomokoanon Nª1
>He liked to lurk and watch Madoka
>He's probably lurking
>>678062802
Good night, Roseanon.
>Prinz
>>678064282
I don't think you understand, I'm the one giving the milk.
>>678064522
I want some
>>678063190
I'll use tumblr for them occasionally. Mostly use Zerochan and Pixiv. Also started to read the manga where the anime left off so I can get some manga pictures
>>678063236
I stopped watching Heavy object on episode 11 because I just forgot about it. Is it worth going and watching the other 14 episodes?
>>678064607
Milk a best.
>>678064667
I really enjoyed it. The first like 10 episodes are not as good. Plot gets better as time goes on. I just watched the last episode a week ago
this is adorable
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lbGoNGBi0U4
>>678064940
This is getting steamy
Well cya m8s
Matoichan signing off
>hugs4all
>>678063236
It's what we do here bro
>>678063515
Luckkkkyyy
>>678064667
Gotta checkout zero chan and pixiv
>>678065311
Night matoi
threads slowed to a crawl
https://youtu.be/f3IgwLT_mYc
Story's done.
I'll post it next thread.
Hey everyone, how goes it?
>Best idol claimed
>>678065605
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv1mXXzZPMU
>>678065620
I haven't been reading the threads, what did you write?
>>678065080
I love these kinds of remixes lmao.
>>678065311
Goodnight
>>678065342
Thing I hate about Pixiv tho is because it's a Jap website you gotta put their names in jap. 柊 シノア That's Shinoa Hiiragi apparently.
>>678065746
EY GET DA FUC ON NIGGA I FUCK YOU FAM
Just one more post and ill sleep
So see ya in the morrow
>>678065700
Hey maki. It's all good. You?
>>678065700
i havent gotten the chance to "you know what" all day ;(
>>678065746
>>678065894
Both ya'll better back the fuck off
>>678065700
Hello. I just started that show yesterday... Fantastic claim
>>678063103
Ohhh, it just feels strange being tall :c I jUst wanna bee cute and small
>>678064522
Free milk? Sounds like a great deal!
>>678065735
I fucked up really bad a while back but got into no trouble.
>>678065700
Hey Maki
>>678065894
>>678065800
Saving that shinoa in jap
>>678066088
Pic
>>678065945
How's it going mugi?
Miho claimed
>>678065746
>>678065894
>>678066088
>>678066203
My waifu only gets gang raped by white men.
>>678065894
AY YO NIGGA YOU TRYIN TO THROW HANDS BRUH
>>678066203
By the way, where's Kirino?
I haven't really seen him today.
>>678066262
I don't think I have one of you
>>678066367
You saved thumbnail
>>678065945
Hey Mugi-anon
how are you?
https://youtu.be/bzeQ2gk8uiM
>>678066262
>implying
I'll make next thread.
>>678066203
Alright I guess
>Mugi
>>678066108
Everybody should know the wonders if milk.
>>678066112
I eagerly await hearing about this.
-Holstaur image.
>>678066481
I actually saved both, used wrong picture
>Just gonna kms
>>678066494
I'm doing alright
>>678066472
Maybe computer/phone is all fucked?
Shinoa bro
>>678066644
Mugi go! Make thread!
