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QUICK /B/,

>Will post a unlisted YT video

GF just made a mistake and now owes me a "favor". What should I make her do sexually? She is willing to do anything and really hates unconventional sex.

>45 decides, WILL DELIVER WITHIN 10 MINUTES
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Vidoe of her pissing and then drinking it kekekeke. Mk
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How about you fucking prove you'll do it? Post your gf timestamped
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Brush her hair and when she gets sleepy, tuck her into bed.
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Sing the "I'm a Little Teapot" song while you shit on her head.
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rough butt stuff with timestamp
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>>678056613
roll
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Tickle the fuck out of her
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>>678056525
roll
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make her lick your asshole
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>>678056850
Reroll
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>>678055461
Eat a scrambled egg off her buttocks
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>>678057036
rolls
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>>678056850
I'm convinced that OP will just link rickroll or promote his shitty youtube channel but I'll still roll because I'm bored as fuck
Reroll
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>sharpie
>pooper
>profit?
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>>678057036
roll
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>>678057435
Sadly, this is probably correct...
just in case. OP, have her punch you in face.
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Shit on her tits, then cum into it and feed it to her
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>>678057836

Thus
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>>678057836

Roll
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>>678056850
Reroll
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>>678057553
This
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>>678056850
Rollins
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Let her punch you in the face.
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Make her fuck a nigger you cuck.
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>>678055461
Make her break up with her dickhead boyfriend.
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>>678058156
roll
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>>678058110
Rerolling because fuck you
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>>678058050
this
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>>678055461
Let a nigger fuck her with his fat nigger dick as you watch in tears
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Hands tied behind bavk doggy style, can only refer to you as daddy.
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>>678058156
Roll
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>>678058050
Rolll
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>>678056850
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>>678058367
Roll
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>>678056151
You honestly think OP is man enough to do that?

>>678058156
roll
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Eel soup
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>>678058365
Now I'm rolling for this because fuck you.
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let her fuck you in the ass with a strapon, no lube faggot
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>>678056850
Pls
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>>678058050
roll
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>>678058050
Rerolll
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>>678058110
Roll
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>>678056850
Another one
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>>678058769
Fuck
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>>678058590
Roll.....one of those huge fuckers that look like they'll pull some intestines out with them.
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Make her strip naked, then you make her food and give her a massage. Be a good guy and a good boyfriend, its simple shit, man.
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>>678058050
Try
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>>678056613
r
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Let her shit in your mouth
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>>678058367
Rollie pollie
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>>678057435
roll
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>>678058886
Reroll
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>>678058050
If you can't succeed...
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>>678058874
Nevermind its 45 not 69. I'm a faggot.
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>>678058050
ree
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>>678058590
Roll for this but Vick's Vapo-Rub for lube.
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>>678058769
WINRAR
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>>678059155
Roll
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Slap his face while you fuck her
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>>678055461
/B/
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Stick sharpie up your pooper, fuck her in the pooper with said sharpie still in your pooper
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>>678059182
moron
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>>678058156
Reroll.
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Jam a dildo in your ass. Lick it afterwards and let her watch.
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>>678059182
Faggot....learn how to fucking read.

>>678059155
Roll because anal tears go best with Vick's
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>>678058050
>>678058886
One of these, you pick. Roll 45
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Drive to the store, buy clams, and put the clams in both your asses
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Make her shit on your dick then fuck her with your shit covered dick
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rip out her toenail
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>>678059155
Rerolll
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Stab her balls
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cut off a pound of her flesh, then make her subscribe to this sweet channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQICn998qrk&feature=youtu.be
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>>678059395
Roll
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>>678058886
>>678059400
Lol dubs say Ill get 45 this time leggo
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Fist her in the asshole as foreplay before you do a double penetration with your dick and some elongated vegetable, preferably corn so it feels like a studded dido.
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double penetrate her with a couple of sharpies
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Pegging
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>>678059548
reroll
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eat her shit
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ASS TO MOUTH
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>>678056850
Rell
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Double fisting
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>>678057827
Pepe of truth
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just live stream on youtube and let us watch you sleep
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>>678059527
rollor
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pupper in angus
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Whip her like a nigger
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>>678059508
Fag
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>>678057036
roll
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>>678059648
roll for this
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>>678056850
Pls fam
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>>678058886
Reroll damn it I wanna win
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>>678059548
reroll
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Punch her in the vag
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>>678059527
rollerino
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shave her head and eat her hair
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>>678056850
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Stick a goldfish up her pooper
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>>678059155
Rollz
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>>678059648
reroll
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make her threesome with you and her best friend
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Fuck her in the vag, no condom, just raw
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>>678059822
rolling for this
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Make her fuck the dude you hate the most in front of you, while you're tied naked in a chair with a mousetrap on your balls, for hours. Then wipe their cum all over your face. Leave you outside while they fuck all night long. I hope his name is Tyrone.
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Eat cereal out of her shithole
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>>678058886
R
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>>678056850
Logic tells me this is a troll thread but my close calls say keep rolling
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>>678059895

reroll for this
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Make her crack an egg by clenching her buttcheeks (creativity added would be appreciated)
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>>678059527
What the hell. I'm gonna roll for myself. I'm probably not gonna win anyway.
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>>678059648
re fucking roll
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>Update in 10 mins
>No wins after 20+ min
>mfw
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>>678056850
...
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>>678058050
Re
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>>678059925
This
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>>678059822
rollins
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Sing random 80s songs naked
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>>678058886
Vagooo
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>>678059648
ROLL
START A HUMAN CENTIPEDE
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>>678060044
>one off
Smh
>>678056850
Roll
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>>678059895

This, also have it streamed
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>>678060044
Off-by-one Kenobi
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>>678058886
I'm rolling for this shit
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>>678059843
Fuck I was close
Rerool
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Have her lick your asshole and jerk you off.
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>>678055461
Have her sit on a dildo machine and sing the Serbian national anthem while you ride around her on a unicycle tossing kraft american singles at her and quoting an entire Donald Trump speech.

Afterward, sit on the toilet and masturbate to a local lingerie ad and make sure she catches you, then ask her to please not tell Jesus.
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>>678059548
reroll
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No lube dick in asshole
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Raw dog for 5 mins
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>>678060144
And again
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>>678059925
Roll for the nigger-cuckhold
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>>678056850 .
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>>678058886
Ive gotten dubs twice lmao. Op youre a faggot
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>>678060044
Aghh!

Roll for her punching you in face
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>>678060144
SIGHS
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Make her start a cam whoring career
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do whatever the 239th post says to do
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Dick---->ear
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>>678060165
roll 4 u friend
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Sharpies in all orifices
>45 get
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>>678060241
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>>678059895

Yeah, I agree with this one.

threesome with you and her best friend, also streaming is needed
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>>678056222
Trips
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BJ while taking a shit
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>>678056850
Pls
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>>678059925
rolll kek
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Why do i always have to get involved to get your number.
"Tickle the fuck outta her"
Do it
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make her take a shit without wiping after, then lick her dirty asshole
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She fucks you in the ass hard with a cucumber. No lube, no condom
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Make her fist herself
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suck on her tits
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>>678060144
Off-by-one Kenobiagain
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>>678056850
checkem please. please let it happen
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Tear her a new asshole
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Have her do the splits while you have a rock-hard erection and then shit into her gaping ass, then have her shit your shit out into your mouth then put the shit into her vag all the while you have Swedish heavy medal in the background and a fat Danish boy stare at you while eating chocolate
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>>678059527
roll
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>>678058050
Rl
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>>678056850
Another one.
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Cum in her ears
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Make her eat shit
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how can there still be no 45
>make her sing naked
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>>678059895

re roll
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>>678060365

Roll
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eat a communion wafer
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Cum up her nose, don't let her pull back.
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>>678058050
Rll
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call her dad and invite him to go fishing while fucking her anal
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Pull her hair and fuck her while screaming "Athabasca River Was a tragedy" as loudly as you can
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>>678058050
Rell
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>>678056850
ANOTHER
ONE
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have her punch you in the nose until it bleeds, then doggystyle her with blood from your nose dripping down onto your privates. itll be like shes taking your virginity again
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Make her piss her pants
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fuck her butt crack
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>>678060373
goddamn this thread is moving fast
re-roll
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Fuck her with a phalic vegetable only. No dick play for you what so ever because fuck you.
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>>678059895

this
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>>678060411
That's an Alabama Hot Pocket taken to new extremes
I'm rolling for this.
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20 minute foot worship video with the dirtiest talk she can do.
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Invite everyone in contacts for a gangbang and make it happen
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>>678056850
TICKLE
I
C
K
L
E
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Fuck her with sandpaper attached to your dick
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>>678056850
haha kill me
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>>678060555
Roll also why not trips
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>>678060555
Nice trips faggot
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>>678060582
Reroll
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>>678060177
Rerolling for this.
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>>678059895

why can't i 45 ?
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>>678059895
Roll for this
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have her cuck you with the blackest dude you can find
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>>678060582
Rawl
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>>678060555
roll with trips of truth
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>>678055461
This is now a maasterchan thread

As a priestess of mchan, I'll answer any questions you have about mchan, and tell how much a faggot you are if you try to defend the dying shithole that is 4chan

ask away
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sharpie in both poopers
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Make her get naked and give her a massage damn it
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>>678056850
Too many close calls
REEE
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Ass to mouth
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eat her out while she takes a shit.
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Sonic sex rp, make sure you're knuckles and fist her ass
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Stick foot in ass
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>>678059925
Do it faggot.
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just fucking tickler her already
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Call up a friend, forced 3-way.
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Dual suicide, blame tumblr feminists
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>>678060363
roll
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>>678060365

Reroll
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>>678060555
Rollllllll
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>>678060726
roll
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A really good sesion of bdsm take the shit of her
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>>678060555
Rolll
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>>678056850
T I C K L E
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>>678060765
roll
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tickle her nickle
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>>678059155
Roll
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i wanna see OP get punched in the head so bad
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>>678056850
You know what fuck it, this.
Check my 45
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>>678060555
Rouuull
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>>678060765
rolls
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Nothing
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tickle
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One fist in ass and one fist in vag
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>>678060555
roll!!
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45 get
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>>678060555
Raul
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>>678056850
...
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>>678060765
this
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>>678058050
Rolling for facey-punchy.
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scat
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>>678056222
YES!
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>>678059795
Rolling
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>>678060722
rolling for this one right here. I will win
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10 mins of solid tickle
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stream you having sex with her and 2 of her hottest friends.
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fuck her in the ass while she talks like boxxy
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Make a bowl of kraft brand mac and cheese together
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>>678059648
ROLL
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>>678060864
This
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>35 minutes
>still no 45
if this is 45 tickle
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>>678056850
ROLL
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she's mine now
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>>678060365

Rolling for this
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let 3 niggers beat the shit out of you and then multi fuck her as you watch in tears
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>>678060864
> 45 get
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Have her CBT you for 4 hours straight.
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>>678060555
roll roll roll your boat
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Anally fist her.
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>>678060988
reroll
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>>678061044
1 off man, shiiiet
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In 45 limbo
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Tfw no 45

Rolling for cucumbers up both ur asses
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Piss all over her face
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Sharpie in ass
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>>678060709
If this post ends in 45, I'm rolling for this:>>678059895
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Shave her head
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>>678056850
Tickle to tears
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tickle her mercilessly
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