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>>678052661
Well said comrade ! This capitalist pig doesnt deserve the privilege of my company,let's drink some vodka together, Ya ?
Quit stallin' and kill the bitch then buy Josef some vodka.
>>678052661
I would say: Better a capitalist pig, than a Bernie Sanders Supporter
>>678052661
Oh man that's so funny. ILAILAPM
Fucking lost.
>>678053855
Dubs hath spoken
>>678052661
I would employ Marxism on his ass... because I'm a massive faggot
>>678052661
I'd tell him sleep well princess in the smoothiest voice possible and smack his mustache off with a good communist hypercut.
>>678053283
>Ya
>not Da
Do you think german came from russia? What a capitalist faggot. Go choke on your many and greasy capitalist dicks.
>>678054517
Ya, i will do what you say comrade Putin !
>>678052661
Destroy him.
For America.
For The Enclave.
For President Richardson.
>>678052661
The grammar in this is blinding
poop poop
>>678052661
>>678054881
duty.Honor,courage...{cof}...Semper fi
>>678053855
FEEL THE BERN FAGGOT
I hope this gets a chuckle
I would do my duty as a socialist and kick stalin's totalitarian ass. State capitalism is not socialism.
>>678053855
>implying you own a business
>>678052661
I couldn't help it, comrade. Her kisses left their Marx.
>>678055883
All thanks to this faggot
>>678052661
Shoot the impostor. Uncle Joe didn't give two fucks about marx.
>>678056240
I'm still voting for him, though.
>>678056834
https://berniesanders.com/issues/how-bernie-pays-for-his-proposals/
>>678053855
upvoted
>>678052661
Clearly this fine Communist Leader is correct, I shall call the local militia to have her executed!
>>678056834
>source Berniesanders.com
The college for all act wont bring in 300 billion a year. The only way it'd really help is if it was for science and engineering students only. having a bunch of people major in liberal arts isn't going to help the economy at all.
>>678056240
Remember how he has more government and congressional experience than the Republican front runners?
>>678057838
It's too bad that idea won't be implemented. Your idea is based though.
>>678052661
I'd let him smash, or kill her or whatever. I aint trying to get a Trotsky Special.
Bells are ringing on your alarm clock
It's six in the morning,
man the race don't stop
It's just shit, shower,
shave just make it to the station
Waiting for the train...
goddamn train late again
Hit the streets and they are seething
Ducking, weaving, begging, stealing
Got you kneeling and you're feeling
That you wanted more
That's how it goes livin' in the city
Everybody getting down to the nitty gritty
They don't look back, they don't take no pity
Hey ya know I never said it would be pretty
That's how it goes livin' in the city
Everybody getting down to the nitty gritty
They don't look back, they don't take no pity
Well I get to the office and delete my spam
Delete me, delete my plans
Working everyday for the goddamn man
Sometimes I wonder just who I am
Well I'm gonna go postal
Gonna have a death toll
Be the head hunter
Then I'm gonna move coastal
Everything's gonna be just fine
Working everyday on my gold mine
That's how it goes livin' in the city
Everybody getting down to the nitty gritty
They don't look back, they don't take no pity
Hey ya know I never said it would be pretty
That's how it goes livin' in the city
Everybody getting down to the nitty gritty
They don't look back, they don't take no pity
That's how it goes livin' in the city
Everybody getting down to the nitty gritty
They don't look back, they don't take no pity
Hey ya know I never said it would be pretty
That's how it goes livin' in the city
Everybody getting down to the nitty gritty
They don't look back, they don't take no pity
Hey ya know I never said it would be pretty
>>678057838
Read the fucking chart.
>>678058059
When you only hang out with the same clique so that you dont have to encounter any serious political debate
>>678058063
Remember how he let millions of dollars get stolen from us veterans who were injured in the war that America supported till the muslin in chief was elected into office by the niggers?
U laugh u banana
>>678056834
None of these are good proposals. how about end welfare and social security and let worthless people die
Lol
>>678058793
>muslin
Nigga that's a tree
>>678057838
You know what would be a good idea? Free colleges if you get A's and shit, so you earn it
>>678058952
Muslim * thank you for catching that
Lets get this thread back on topic
>>678059152
Agreed
I'd leave before his comrades show up.
I'm pretty sure he's stalin'
>>678058793
>muslin in chief
This here is muslin.
OK, chief?
>>678059384
MODS
https://strawpoll.me/7300486
>>678055440
Can you post more of these?
>>678052661
I'd teach Stalin the difference between your and you're.
>>678053855
Kekd and czeched
>>678052661
I'd go buy gold becauss in 50 years that shit's price is gonna skyrocket
>>678058063
Another ancient career politician screwing people over like he has been for >20 years.
>>678058140
>high school plastered in Bernie stickers
Hahahahah yea, that's the Bernie demographic all right. 95% of them are too young to vote.
Does anyone have the assigned male parody where she's a transnigger?
>>678059152
Fuck no. Do you know how many parents would complain? "why didn't my kid get an A? He/she did all their work"
Teachers deal with enough politics as it is, we don't need any more.
Also, yes, there are those students that truly are A students. The ones that turn in the HW everyday. The ones that study for tests/quizzes. The ones that are in class because they truly want to learn. There's already financial aid, scholarships, and grants.
>>678060390
so this is an unedited one?
wow this is actually pretty ironic
>>678060683
I wouldn't say it's ironic. Where can I find the edits?
>>678058516
>>678058059
patatowned.
>>678058925
half the shitposters on this site would die so its a great idea
>>678060683
All of the unedited ones are like that
The main character is basically just grasping at straws trying to feel morally superior or trick the normal people in some capacity.
>>678054517
It's spelled ja
>>678059513
stfu faggot berncucks arent welcome go back to tumblr and rant some more about how capitalism has raped you and provided you with social security faggot bitch
>>678059464
E N D I T
>>678056834
These taxes are 100% guaranteed to murder the US economy and ensure a future where everyone has a college degree in liberal arts and nobody has a job.
Liberals just fail at economics so hard now it ceases to be funny...
>>678058059
>The face when you don't know what super delegates are and how to rig a primary
>>678053855
The Communist Party USA isn't even endorsing Sanders but rather Hilldawg.
>>678056834
>not enough jobs for college educated
>need free college
pick one
no brakes on the dumb ass train
>>678060646
lost
>>678061682
lol you didnt even get the original pun.
btw, fuck bernie, and youre angry about something
>>678052661
This is now a maasterchan thread
As a priestess of mchan, I'll answer any questions you have about mchan, and tell how much a faggot you are if you try to defend the dying shithole that is 4chan
ask away
why did this happen to me
>>678054547
did u know u can beat mario64 by crawling only?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAwtN_LhkAw
>>678052661
>Is this true?
>Yes anon, I meant to tell you sooner, but my parents have over 12 billion in assets
>dayum girl.png
>goodbye convictions, values and ideals, hello lazy life of super-wealth!
so many class-cucks
>>678058946
I lol'd and feel bad about it.
>>678063132
And nobody gave a shit. Go jump off a bridge or something.
>>678063067
no i got the joke i just thought you were a bernout and i am very stressed about tomorrow i have alot to do and im procrastinating.
sorry mang no hard feelings
how about a little kiss
mmwah
>>678063847
the thread died in case you didn't notice
people are checking out mchan
asian women talking dirty like the filthy sluts i am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuT7y_W5-P8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HtkCoIEr6I
>>678054547
lost
>>678063946
>people
Just say "i am" and fuck off.
>>678063132
faggot is this shit real.
does mchan exist or are you just a fucking fed trying to clickbait.
>>678064330
online counter on mchan raised
you are objectively wrong, and a mod cuck
>>678063208
This is re-god-damn-tarded
>>678063132
fucking cringe
>>678052661
shout "comrade!" in a friendly tone
and then light a j for me and him to share..
>>678064431
Well, you obviously are right. Congrats, now would you please fuck off?
>>678058059
>tfw you live in an area of the country that is full tilt Trump because eveyone you know works for a living
>>678063132
honeypot 101
>>678053283
roleplaying faggot
>>678056240
/b/ just convinced me to vote for him. I thought you guys worked against the jews?
some banned nicktoons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqri4Lvf-4s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agusDATduWQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfIK33HD2U0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e9v_Gfmq1g
>>678065581
Are you really dumb enough to not recognize JIDF when you see it?
check this comedy, anne frank slut shame song i produced
you'll laugh
https://soundcloud.com/name_music/anna-frank
>>678065937
this scene wasn't in the final episode that I watched..
then again, why the fuck am i watching nickelodeon at my age.
>>678063132
I went there. It's an unresponsive mess of threads with too many embedded ads, rampant banning for being "off-topic" on their random board and pedophiles everywhere.
Hi this is Judy Hopps and i heard some of you have taken illegal dubs so show me single and you're free to go
>>678067014
I wanna fuck the rabbit
>>678067089
kys
>>678056040
Something tells me you'll feel the burn when Hillary gets the nomination and is beat by trump in the general election
>>678056240
>the I don't understand what I'm talking about but pretend I do 4chan post
>>678052661
Purge him from the party.
lol
>>678067473
i thought it was bait for /pol/
>>678057838
A profession is a profession you fucking idiot. Are you so dense that you think the economy is purely based in tech and manufacturing?
This thread is full of underage retards pretending they know anything
>>678058925
Spot the 12 year old.
the adventure time reboot is fucking weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIgWgFjTG8A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxe6xjH1pRs
>>678064108
Lost so hard
>You can blindfold me with dental floss
>>678056240
Vote Bernie
Bernie is communist socialist, imagine how cool the army would look in red uniform
Do you have any idea how cool the air force airplanes will look in soviet insignia realy col
>>678067473
Wow. a passive-aggressive Bernie supporter. Did not see that one coming.
Now fuck off you faggot, and go study some actual history some time.
>>678067089
You can fuck the Bunny, but you can't Buck the funny in this thread.
>>678065581
He hates big Jewish banks
>>678052661
Poshyol na hui suka
>>678067014
MOVE ALONG, HERETIC.
Hernie fags need to go back to their cucksheds
>>678063896
lost hard
>>678060042
Life has many doors, ed boy
>>678067680
Free college won't be profitable unless the gov't makes back the money from the grads' taxes. STEM careers are much more likely to achieve this.
>>678067089
ikr its an urge
also go shove a bunch of blueberries up your urethra
>>678067838
yea! do you even read history books? read one and youll know what im talking about.
>>678058925
yea, you first, whats your contribution shitty 4chan posts?
>>678057569
dem crackas gon be doin sum work boi
>>678069723
You don't even have to read history books, just look around the world and see that what Bernie is proposing isn't revolutionary at all.
>>678053855
Go fuck yourself
>>678062249
Boy am I glad my school didn't have one of those.
>>678052661
She is
>>678055918
Lost
o
s
t
>>678063143
I like how it says "security check" it already failed at its own purpose
>>678056834
>>678056040
>>678056687
Your autism is showing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OC95Wu4ObE
>>678069723
oh man you wanna talk history
bernie identifies as a democratic socialist
you know who else did just that: the main oldfag himself: HITLER-SAMA
it's in the fucking name
NAZI is a german acronymn for NATIONAL SOCIALIST WORKERS PARTY
you know who the workers are the people and what is a democracy: a govt run by the PEOPLE
HITLER WAS A SOCIALIST DEMOCRAT
GO BACK TO TUMBLR YOU ARENT EDGY ENOUGH
>>678071526
EAT SHIT, BERNIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a9z3G5klvI
>>678071710
this png has no audio :(
>>678071902
The democrats aren't nationalistic in the least. You cant call them nat socs. They are just socialists who want the country to burn.
>>678071902
>not knowing anything about the nazi party but the name
>like everyone does the first time they learn the first of ten million factoids about the subject, of which the next nine million nine hundred ninety nine thousand and ninety nine clear up.
Well done you fucking utterly typical teenager
>>678071526
Stop there!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tXApeDnlAE
>>678060773
This gif embodies the faggotry that has overtaken this board in the last few years. Fucking kill yourself.
>>678058059
false consensus effect, look it up
>>678072036
lost
>"im django unchained bitch"
does anyone have screencaps at how 4chan reacted to obamas elections?
im fantasizing about hilldogday
>>678072740
We just clapped and learn to love the black race a little bit more that day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-VzbsKz0dA
>>678071902
>hijacking the popular socialist party, nearly getting yourself killed, killing everyone else opposing you, going back in everything you said and did earlier, and turning it into your own fascist dictatorship, is the same as democratic socialism
everything is the same as everything when you don't know anything
>>678052661
>I Nazi salute him.
>I tell him Heil Hitler
and then
>I thank him for killing all those jews
>>678065937
Don't make me cry
>>678066562
Some added that kiss at the end, in the real thing it pans to the sky where it says the end in Chinese.
If he is referring to my ex wife I'll agree with him
>>678072468
THIS TBH FAM
https://youtu.be/IhQaarIvrF4
>>678060545
>nit knowing the difference between high school and college
Like that other anon said, too young to vote, faggot.
>>678076422
great trailer when does it come out
can i be in the marine corp sequel
>>678059464
http://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Book-Own-ebook/dp/B018ZZQKJQ/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8
It's fucking real m8
>>678077926
i love the fourth comment
>IS THIS MEMES
>>678063896
wasn't this dude actually investigated for terror related activities?
>>678063896
>>678078538
I was right! he was!
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/625137/Muslim-convert-hug-trust-sign-MP-bomb-threat-Charlotte-Leslie
>>678077926
http://www.amazon.com/Oregon-Patriots-Occupied-My-Butt-ebook/dp/B01A7F2XFW/ref=pd_sim_351_5?ie=UTF8&dpID=511Xq7JAEUL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_OU01_AC_UL160_SR100%2C160_&refRID=0DMZTTGVXJAW0XTB752X
this is what it recommends.
the op is dead he posted 3 hours ago
2nd to last person here saying goodbye
>>678080279
k bye
>>678057858
This is the kind of supporters that trump have, autistic otaku faggot.
Probably a pedophile.
>>678052661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqAtLtn2M58
>>678065066
>tfw you live in an area of the country that is feeling the Bern because eveyone you know works for a living
>>678056040
Bernie likes to take a BM in the PM.
Why won't you political shills fuck off?
Not everyone gives a shit you fucking faggots.
>>678081170
1950's/10
>>678075313
They're the cancer of this world m8.
>>678071526
eat shit, bernie
>>678056240
>I just got into politics a few months ago
You mean literally anyone who pretends their shit doesn't stink and gets obsessive about politics?
>>678052661
DANCE OFF
>>678071526
Sleep tight, Bernie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xId33glf7J8
laugh at his romanticized & naive ideas about how things work all the way to the bank.
>that it's possible to cuck reality
>>678053855
My nigga. You gave me hope this place havent fall for the Bernie sickness
>>678072468
Nah
>pic related
>>678072397
Lost
>>678071526
Eat Shit Bernie
> keks are for the video and its title
>>678084821
I forgot the fucking link
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55b6e3a10c4b0
>>678052661
>be in college
>sharing an apartment with my friend
>huge plant fanatic
>he's constantly asking if I can buy food and pay for things like internet
>don't really mind but find it kind of strange he can't pitch in
>he occasionally will receive a carnivorous plant in the mail
>always tells me that his parents are just slowly sending him his collection
>recently found out that he actually saves money left over after paying rent to buy fucking nepenthes
>mfw he's spent over $3000 since freshman year on plants
>>678068426
and.... lost, could not help but read this in Rolf's voice
>>678060267
>oft-fucked
Everytime
>>678060679
>>Reddit.com/r/slavsquat
Fag
>>678055918
Lost hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=setUR5s0BBg
>>678060924
God damn it. The word microagression just pisses me off. It's literally some tiny fucking thing that gets your "non-binary" panties in a twist.
>That guy called me a he
>I mean come on its 2016
>I may have a beard and a dick but I identify as an Arab female traffic cone
>>678052661
Agree
>>678086854
YOU SAY THAT TO MY GOD DAMN FACE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>678081170
You and I might be the only two that understand what's really going on here. Do you see how much the "two party" media system hype has fucked the usa in to degradation? I seriously don't think these people are human anymore.
>>678069723
>I've read book's summaries on reddit
>I HAVE READ BOOKS, RESPECT MY BIASED OPINIONS
lol
>>678059464
When a young, enthusiastic blogger flies to Billings, Montana in search of the mysterious Chuck Tingle, he has no idea that he will soon be wrapped up in the diplomatic conflict of a lifetime.
Soon enough, the blogger has accepted his identity as a part of Chuck’s own mind, racing against time to stop a highly evolved species of the book Pounded In The Butt By My Book Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt from destroying the Earth.
But things get heated when the enemy paperback space captain, Mimmer Tops, reveals that his intensions are much more sensual than warlike, culminating in a gay anal pounding that will have your jaw on the floor.
This erotic tale is 4,700 words of sizzling human on gay book action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and sentient Pounded In The Butt By My Book Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt love.
>>678067680
>This thread is full of underage retards pretending they know anything
Why you berners are so obsessed in call everyone who dont agree with you underage? Literally, everytime i've discuss this with a berner they call me underage instead of using legit arguments.
>>678087328
Top pip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fU8QQxV1Tw
>>678086854
>Microaggression
>Known Synonyms - Pet Peeve
agree and smash capitalism with him.
>>678056126
>willie hears ya
>willie don't care
>>678089189
Hell, I'll accept a pet peeve over someone saying something is a microagression
>>678071902
The real cringe worthy irony here is that the people like you who compare Bernie to Hitler think Hitler did nothing wrong.
>Can't have it both ways trumptard.
Jesus I can't wait for this shit to be over.
>>678085789
The hard hitting questions
>>678056240
>"I enjoy getting fucked in the ass by big banks and having my government fuck me over on a regular basis."
Holy shit I bet you think that another guy sneaking into your bed and fucking your chick is just the "free market" deciding that his dick is better than yours. But lets face it, it is.
>>678088127
This pic is beautiful btw. Fuck I can't wait till 3
>>678089432
Blackdick over here
>>678059384
holy shit
Fuck niggers
>>678058354
I read this like rancid was playing it, shit was cash
>haven't been on le ebin /b/ for months now
>decide to pass by in search of a good old YLYL thread
>find this one
>it's just a bunch of Berniefags, Trumpfags and Hillaryfags arguing
For fuck's sake, I just wanted to laugh a little.
>>678091842
/thread
>>678091842
just be happy there is no banana
>>678088515
Here's an argument for you: the Republican primary process will end in a brokered convention, and the powers that be will make it a Cruz/Kasich ticket, ignoring the popular support for Trump.
Trump will then run third party, splintering the Republican Party for good and ensuring decades of Democratic dominance.
Stump as hard as you want, fucker ain't getting nominated.
>>678068336
nice trigger discipline, Donnie
>>678059690
yo JMB is the bomb, that shit is tight
>>678072468
>past few years
Newfag, I've been here for 8 years and /b/ has been the same the entire time
>>678058378
What percentage of college graduates work in their profession? Take your debt and shut up, faggot. Mah $200 a month payment for mah college. Suck my dick you pussy ass bitch.
It's nice and quiet here now.
>>678093590
Nvm, fuckface incoming.
liek if u cry evry tiem
>>678093701
It's the eggs that get me. The swine deserve the torture of becoming delicious, but the eggs never stood a chance.
>>678057838
Yeah "women's studies" is a real money maker. Fucking Americucks
Fuck off /b/ doesn't want your trans student art film.
>>678054517
i'm not even gay, and i'd fuck young putin
>>678056834
>"getting it all written down is the only hurdle"
Literally all unfeasible, that wall st speculation really sticks out though
>>678065066
so answer me this, if you don't like working for a living, why the fuck would you vote for trump?
>>678062249
>get it? cause he's a jew hehe i'm so clever
This is the worst ylyl thread ever. You fags should all die.
>>678062259
No, the college degrees will be all in finance, and that will create another horrendous bubble.
And I disagree, the "fail at economics" right now is concentration of money and power at the top. It either has to fail, or the government has to step in and change the rules.
>>678094673
He didn't say he didn't like it you unemployed pussy
>>678095017
We'll miss you so much, anon
>>678071902
the autism is tangible
>>678058925
do you wanna become india? or pakistan? or any country in africa?
thats how you do it
>>678071526
Nice balls, chimpo
Great businessman, sure
>>678077926
http://www.amazon.com/Space-Raptor-Invasion-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B00S4B95RQ/ref=pd_sim_sbs_351_4?ie=UTF8&dpID=51XR3M4I5UL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_UX300_PJku-sticker-v3%2CTopRight%2C0%2C-44_OU01_AC_UL160_SR100%2C160_&refRID=0DVXJH08RP5G05W48J6V
I found another one and im crying
>>678071902
There is kind of a big difference ideologically between national socialism and democratic socialism but I don't expect a faggot on 4chan to know that.
>>678062259
>everyone has a college degree in liberal arts and nobody has a job
I am studying for a degree for Business so i really dont have problem with this. most of this people will fail at their specialities and I will have a shit ton of cheap labourers to work in my informal factory.
>>678068426
Beat me to it. kek
