>>678030442
leave them alone

>>678030442
Leave it

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>>678030442

Leave them alone.

>>678030442
Wheres the mama bitch

>>678030442

u bredd raptors

make a park

>>678030442

Don't touch them.

>>678030528
Rolling

>>678030694
this

Chew them up and spit them back into the nest

Cheese Omelette from eggs

Leave alone

Smash them

>>678030697
Rolling

>>678030442
Don't touch them and leave nature alone you degenerate.

Cram them up your ass.

>>678030528
>>678030694
either one of these is good

if plan on bredd, no hurty raptors

>>678030528
Rolling

Leave them alone

Eat one with she'll on

Eat them raw shell and all

>>678030442
make homunculus

Open one and leave the others alone.

>>678030918
Agreed. Stay away you fucking abnormal abomination to mankind.

>>678031044
This

Timestamp.

Paint them blue.

>>678031160
>timestamp

OP here, getting timestamp.

Eat them in front of the mother.

Then fight for glory.

Get a box stick and string to catch mamma bird at nest. Bludgeon mama bird with eggs

>>678031044
>>678031154
samefag faggot, your idea is a dick move.

>>678030442
Plot twist: Someone hasn't found his easter present.

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>>678030958
This.

Scrambled eggs

>>678030442
leave alone edgy faggot. some bird out there is a mom.. she will be devastated. id cripple you if i witnessed you killing some other creatures offspring for fun. perhaps your just looking for reactions.. either way your pathetic.

>>678031317
Roll

Puncture 2 with your dick tip

Slowly destroy them pretending that they are >>678031496

Hurry up with the timestamp you fatass

Slowly destroy them pretending that they are >>678031496.

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Since when did /b/ become a little bitch when it comes to nature?

Make breakfast

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cut dick off. use it to insulate nest. wait till eggs hatch. raise them to do your bidding and impress bitches

Seriously why are there so many edgy fags in this thread wanting OP to eat them or kill them? seriously, just fucking Kurt Cobain off this Earth you pieces of shit.

>>678031732
Shit, I didn't mean to doublepost...

Juggle.

Cum on them

Eat them raw

a zebra

>>678030528
rolling for this

an zebra

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OP here,

Can't find a pencil, here's a light bulb.

>>678032088
wat?

>>678031782
Quit being asshurt, it's eggs that haven't hatched yet, you probably ate eggs this morning you hypocritical faggot.

the zebra

>>678030442
Leave them alone

zebra

Leave alone

and zebra

>Juggle

Ditto

>>678031782
they like to feel like they are strong powerfull hardcore or something.. often these people who pick on completely defensless creatures were molested or abused in some way as young children

Leave them be

just zebra

Make a homunculous. Also op is FAGGIT and didn't delver dubs

put 3 back and leave alone
swallow one whole like a snake on video

for zebra

>>678032164
Eat them and satisfy your evening with breakfast.

Walk away

set up a livecam so we can watch them hatch

Leave them

Paint 4 chicken eggs blue and trade them, see if she notice !

>>678032164
Those look like pretty decent size eggs. Fairly surprised.

Just watch them, learn what you can while you can.

with zebra

Jizz on them and come back next day and post results

>>678031734
rolling for eggs

>>678032385
No

Leave them alone

more zebra

>>678032214
those farm eggs dont have a mother expecting her eggs to hatch.. shes had her eggs taken her whole life. she never feels attached to them and they arent even fertilized..

a wild bird will morn the loss of her eggs.

>>678032576
>set up a livecam so we can watch them hatch
I might actually do this, if enough people agree.

>>678032576
Rolling

Find a rock and paint it the same color, place in nest.

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if no mom, raise as own, train them to steal shiny stuff. otherwise leave them the fuck alone they eat bugs and contribute more to society than u

para zebra

Leave alone.

da zebra

>>678032725
Do live cam

Go back home and leave them

>>678032088
>>678032215
>>678032378
>>678032446

I'm actually starting to want to lean towards zebra

>>678032764
reroll

>>678032742
Reroll

teh zebra

>>678032576
yeah actually this sounds really satisfying

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Jizz on them

>>678032888
checked

leave em

kill urself

>>678032725
I second this

>>678032576
rolling for interest

>>678030442
LEAVE THEM ALONE

>>678032888
OP here,

WINRAR.

Leaving them alone is boring, who here wants a live cam showing them hatch?

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>>678032888
>>678032888
>>678032888
>>678032888
What an absolute madman

>>678032888
good!

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>>678032888
zebra approves. winrar.

>>678032712
Nature's a bitch isn't? That's how life works, it has its' ups and downs.

>>678032742
This.

>>678032576
wow what a surprisingly satisfying idea
roll

>>678032888

THE TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN

Incubate them in your pants

>>678032764
geese are amazing parents. no fear of predators when their babies are in danger.

>>678032214
You do realize that these are two different things right? Chickens on farms are bred to lay eggs that humans can consume. These are Robin eggs, not fucking chicken eggs, birds that are meant to live outside doing random bird shit. If you want OP to eat eggs, tell him to go to the fucking local market and buy them. And no I don't eat eggs for breakfast because I don't have time in the morning to cook that shit.

Livecam sounds nice

>>678032576
OP screw the trips. This is actually a better ideA

>>678032888
Yay, the eggs get to hatch and die later

Hardboil them, Freeze them and then stick them up your ass

>>678033030
I will repay you in oral intercourse for live cam

>>678030442

Nothing you 12 year old piece of shit

/b/ is basically a new Reddit, that's fantastic.

>>678030442
eat them

>>678030442
Eat them. Hopefully, they're toxic. Cunt.

>>678033030
i would really like this
we can name them

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>>678032888

What a wonderful suggestion, you massive cock gobbler.

Reroll to cook the eggs.

>>678033228
OP here,

Kill yourself.

Live cam it is. Keep this thread alive, i'll probably use twitch. Stay tuned.

Draw dicks on them

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>>678032725
do it faggot

>>678033030
the deal is done fag. Go home

>>678033030
OPs obeying trips and still promises to deliver
today OP was not a faggot

>>678033417
As a addition, let's think of names.

>>678033064
Lmao, nature is the circle of life, things other animals not like humans do that will grant them the ability to survive another day. What you want would be straight up murder (even if it is a bird). Humans don't need those eggs because we can go to the local store and buy shit, doing this would be just for dick purposes.

>>678033284
never seen that b8 before.. how original.

>>678033542
Hitler, Mao, Stalin, and Squidward

Put them in your asshole one at a time and upload proof

>>678033542
NOT OP but I think the first four dubs should name them I hope OP agrees.

>>678032576
Rolling.

Also, op, I found a great deal on a super cheap night vision usb cam, wired but the cord is like 10 feet long and with another 25 foot extender you can easily do it. I hooked one up to a raspberry pi and set up a motion detector.

http://www.amazon.com/ELP-1megapixel-Vandal-proof-Industrial-Security-cctv/dp/B00VFLWOC0

Or just go wifi to whatever shit system you have already.

>>678033764
lol squidward
dubs 4 squidward

Hitler, Mr.Trump, Oprah, Taylor swift

Rolling for bird to be named nigger

>>678033640
agreed. we are slowly lowering the number of people who do shit like this.. eventually there wont be much of it in our gene pool as these animal abusers are usually lower intelligence and have problems staying under the radar. they escalate to bigger and bigger things till they are in jail.

>>678033030
Live cam

>>678034044
Winnar
rolling for "the peoples champion"

>>678034165
OPs doing it >>678033417
op is really cool today

>>678033175
First off OP asked a community of shitheads of what to do with a nest full of eggs, so don't acted surprised that people will act edgy on a site made for anonymity, secondly; eggs can be eaten regardless if they're grown on a farm or not. Besides even once the birds in the nest are ready to fly, not all will fly, some fall to they're death, so take comfort if OP does eat them, the egg didn't go to waste.

>>678034101
glad someone can finally agree with me comrade. i thought i was surrounded by edgy animal abusers.

Keep them for yourself, and name all 4 Dick, In, My, Ass, in no particular order.

cook them and throw them to the toilet and then flush.

>>678030442
Cum all over them
By the offchance u r gril just masturbate with one of them

>>678034545
Rooll

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OP here,

Another picture. I'll send a video soon. I don't know if i'll have the stream up tonight, but the worse case scenario is a day-by-day checkup. Anyone else want to contribute? Perhaps we can do other things too on the live cam.

>>678034400
actually farm eggs are edible because theyre unfertilized. technically he could eat them but there would be an egg sized bird fetus in there so its not "really" edible
also OPs doing livecam

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>>678032474
drossfag

This

>>678033542
>>678034252
Rolling for Matter-Eater Lad

>>678034400
Just because it is anonymity doesn't mean it isn't wrong. And don't push fate on this, if the birds die trying to fly it is a more humane death then being eaten by OP because some edgy faggot told him to.

>>678034654
>Perhaps we can do other things too on the live cam.
like what?
also, what time will you be updating? i dont want to miss this

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>>678034677
Protein comes in many forms

>>678030442
RAISE THEM AS YOUR OWN SPAWN

>>678034865
>also, what time will you be updating? i dont want to miss this

OP here,

4PM to 4:30PM EST

I'm thinking about some interaction, perhaps if we find out what kind of bird this is, we can have some sort of sound it knows and see if we can talk to it? Stuff like that.

>>678034654
1st egg won nigger
rolling for second egg to be named future-past frog

Birds are literally dinosaurs, therefore they are cool. So leave them alone.

>>678035098

OP here,

Noted.

1st egg name: Nigger.

>>678034955
>killing not for survival purposes

>>678032725
DO IT FAGGOT

>>678035217
OP here,

No harm to the eggs.
We just embrace and have fun. Just think of ideas. I'll see if it's possible.

>>678032764
TOPKEK FUCKING REKT

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>>678034781
reroll for Bird 2

>>678034781
reroll

>>678035476
rerolling

>>678035363
OP is good man. Or gril

>>678035227
Roll for second bird to be Radigan Conagher.

Put em in ur bum

>>678035680
OP here,

Am a male with a female partner.

>>678035708
Reroll

>>678035227
rolling for King Henry VIII

>>678035227
Hitler did nothing wrong

>>678034824
The fall could be instant death, but getting eaten seems more humane if the bird might survive the fall and breaks something in the process which leaves it in lots of pain and no chance of recovering, plus being eaten alive by ants, cats or even dogs isn't such a fun experience just from thinking about it.

>>678035708
Radigan Reroll

>>678035806

MR SAWYER, IS THAT YOU?

Rolling for bush did 9/11

Right in the pooper

>>678035227
rolling for lil shit

>>678036059
MR. SOYSAUCE WHATS GOOD HOMIE

>>678036120
reroll

>>678035227
Rolling for Saint Traft

>>678036059
Go to sleep James
rolling for Biggie Smalls

>>678030442
Bluebirds almost never nest out in the open like that. Maybe robin eggs?

>>678036088
Checked
>>678036269
Reroll for this for bird 3

>>678036356
definitely robin
rolling for Spartacus

>>678036269
Reroll for this

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>>678030442

>>678036347
Roll for biggie smalls

>>678036356
OP here,

They were originally deep in the bush. I trimmed the hedges and found it.

>>678035252
>Defending eggs

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Second bird is named peter the pedo.

>>678036347
Not james but you got the J right

>>678036269
Come on, rerolling

rolling for Lee Harvey Oswald

>>678036551
So close!!

>>678036618
Roll for this

Livestream hatch

>>678036269
Saint Traft

>>678036347
Hmm, interesting.

>>678036553
Stop posting John
rolling for John Wilkes Booth

>>678036715
Roll

>>678035787
OP, you are truly wonderful if you go through with this.
>>678036269
roll

>>678036347
Gimmie the dubs gimmie the dubs

>>678036784
OP here
Give me your area code.

336 here.

>>678036784
Nope

smash them.

336

>>678036347
roll Tupac

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>>678036269
Reroll. Check em.

701

smash em and then show us a pic of it smashed

>>678036497
Roll for this.

>>678036920
why do you want to know?

The OP better not do this as this is animal cruelty,

Roll for St. Traft.

>>678036497
rolling for this
and this >>678036517

>>678030442
small omlette

>>678037280
Something to do while we wait for the video

>>678037291
How?
>>678037309
Reroll

OP Here,
>>678037280

Cause i'm weird.

>>678033030
make tasty omelette

>>678030528
Rolling for common sense

>>678037309
Roll

>>678037355
and henceforth they were named
1. Nigger
2. Sharpie in Pooper
3. Omlette du Fromage
4. Biggie Smalls

>>678037503
OP Here,

Nothing like dead baby bird fetus flavored omelette's...

4 egg name should be zebra, in honor of thread

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>>678037503
OP Here,

Nothing like dead baby bird fetus flavored omelette's...
4chan is on the dot today.

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>>678032576
Roll

>>678030442

Leave the birdy eggs alone. Let them grow up to be more birdies.

>>678037640
>>678037740
OP here,

Double posted. Sorry guys, derk

>>678037622
>>678037355
Checked, birds 3 and 4 are Omlette du Fromage and Saint Traft.

Put them in a blender

>>678037879
OP here,

Bird 1 - Nigger
Bird 2; didn't catch that one
Bird 3 - Omlette du Fromage
Bird 4 - Saint Traft?

kidnap one of them and raise it to be your own hellspawn minion

>>678034654
Bottom right shall be named the Alaskan Thunder Fuck

OP HERE,

I have a brilliant idea to pass the time and have everyone entertained.

YLYL THREAD!
I'll start.
More by request!

>>678038323
crack open take picture

>>678038035
2 is sharpie in pooper.

>>678030442
Leave them alone or eat one with the shell raw heh.

>>678038577
Should I kill myself if I get this joke?

>>678038667
yes my son

>>678036541
>implying the bird didn't work it's ass off to get the nutrients to support egg laying

Go home, edgy faggot. Go home.

>>678030777
Rollling

>>678030442

Leave them alone so they can spawn more eggs for your bird army

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>>678038035
4/6/2016
Nevr forget

>>678038912
nice fonts

>>678030442

Okay, this is b.s. - I got 777# and 888# - come on trips, birdies gotta live

>>678038912
4 is Saint Traft, not Biggie Smalls. Check OP's post.

They're robins. So raise them all as bats.

>>678039185
OPs gonna do a day by day update (not killing them)

>>678032474
OP said trips fucking faggot

Shove them all up your ass and then hold in your shit until they hatch