>>678026590
should i rape you?

why is there always such an hard feeling in my pants at the morning

Any tips on how to live with bipolar?

Should i try meditation?

should i kill myself

I've been having a lot of trouble focusing on anything academic, and I have no idea what the fucking problem is. I'm almost starting to get mad at the amount of brain fog I have, every time in lecture I try my hardest to comprehend what's going on, and it's like in one ear, out the other. No idea what's up with me. I try to eat well, I exercise frequently, and I think I get enough sleep. A wake up in the middle of the night a couple times, but I don't think it's anything major. Is there anything I can do to help break through this? I just don't know what the hell is up with me.

>>678026590
How old were you when you got your highest level degree

>>678026590

*hugs*

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bumping

>>678026590
Card tricks or coin tricks

>>678026938

Why not, yolo

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>>678026720
No.

>>678026802
Seek medical attention. You really need some for of medication.

I'm sorry Anonymous, I'm so so sorry. I know that isn't what you want to hear. But it's how it is.

*hugs tightly* Be strong. Seek help.

>>678026938
No

>>678026867
No.

>>678026969
*hugs*

>>678026961
Not psychologist here, but i am a mental health case manager?

I have ADHD and depression, both of which have historically caused that brain fog. If you arent sad all the time just randomly, then maybe its ADD or ADHD?

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Hello Alice! It's great to see you again! How was work?

>>678027114
B O N E D

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>>678026961
That sounds like ADHD or depression. Please seek medical attention! It is very important to get it early!

>>678027180
Wow, thank you for confirming it MHCM!

>>678026590
Yeah I've got an issue I've always been wondering. When I meet people I feel like they're always hesitant to be themselves around me nd their a little uneasy or theyll try n use slang when they talk to me cause I'm black I feel like when they do this to impress me somehow. Also for example if I have my hands in my pocket eventually they'll do the same happens every time what's this mean?

>>678027124
Go away you fucking idiot, real Alice is dead. Posting like this is just in poor taste.

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>watches from afar

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>>678027187
Good! I got a lot done, and my code is client facing now!

I'm a success again! Yaaaay!

I've got a fantastic girlfriend of two years, but want to fuck another girl. What do?

>>678027314
I really don't think it's either of those. It's just onset in the last month or two. I know the symptoms of depression, and I really don't think it's that. Do you have any lifestyle tips for me to help work through this? I don't think it's in need of medical attention, I've performed very well in school before this.

>>678027469
Fuck the new girl doesn't mean you have to stop loving your current one

Why does everybody hate me ?

>>678026590
Psychologists are useless. Ask a neurologist.

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>>678027422
Nice dubs!

>>678026590
Is watching normal porn gay? You are basically taking enjoyment watching a penis.

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>>678027422
Fuck, forgot rest of reply.

I'm glad that you are a success! Have you achieved success at success at success tho?

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>>678027404
Any Alice with love in her hearts is as much an Alice as any other. I'm Alice2. My mother, Alice1, and her mother, Alice0, were great women.

I will not allow their feelings to go to waste!

>>678027403
It means you are cool man! People look up to you!

If you don't like that, tell them. That's all there is to it.

>>678027469
Talk to your girlfriend! Don't just bottle it up Anonymous! She deserves your honesty!

>>678027636
Well, you could try taking adrafinil; my legal team says that I should always include a warning, but adrafinil is not greymarket; it's entirely legal to own and possess in the US.

However you should do your own research and look up the laws in your own location, just to be sure! It's very effective as a sleep suppressant, similar to caffiene but without the jitteriness.

>>678027749
I don't!

>>678027923
Thank you!

>>678028001
Nope!

>>678027845
Neurologists and psychologists work together, along with psychiatrists and therapists, to help people.

Having one without the other is like peanut butter without chocolate in a reeses!

I want to ask what is the border between being stupid and mentally handicapped.

I suspect my 2 side families to have a mild case of sociopathy and autism and I seemed to have gotten the end of the stick. I've been a mute and awkward kid ever since I was born. My subconscious simply doesn't seem to work correctly with my conscious, I can never think of social things on the fly, what to say, how to react, what sounds charming, awkward, suave, dumb.

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>>678026756

Do psychologists have sex with their patients?

>>678028147
Its kind of annoying cause when I tease them about something I feel like they take it personal cause they never know how to react to it idk its just weird I just started a new job and even my boss does it to me I'm like wtf? But u bitch at everyone else

>>678028147
Alright, I'll check it out. I took piracetam to no effect on top of whatever other fucking supplements I got, so yeah I'll look into it. Hopefully it helps me work through this shit. Thanks Alice.

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>>678028147
I get an erection every time I see a dead body or animal... is that healthy?

What is your opinion on zodiac signs?

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>>678028328
It's an I.Q. of around 80-85!

Sociopathy isn't real; the diagnosis is ASPD anonymous! But it sounds like what you really have is social anxiety, not autism; by all means, seek medical advice and get tested!

>>678028608
Piracetam isn't well verified, but adrafinil and modafinil are; that's why modafinil is a prescription medication.

No problem! Contact me at [email protected] if you need more help!

>>678026590
I will never get a girlfriend
I know what you're thinking
the reason for this is because I fell in love with a figment of my imagination at an early age and my standards of women are impossibly high because this figment is perfect to me in every way
how to stop loving imaginary people and avoid chest pains when I think about her?

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>>678028728
Nope!

>>678028784
Meaningless!

>>678028791
Yeah, I'll just use the chat. Thanks though.

What is your experience as a psychiatrist? What makes you competent enough to fulfil this role?

>>678026590

What do you value most in life?

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>>678028865
Seek therapy! You had delusions as a young child and may need antipsychotics!

>>678028907
Then why didn't you ask me in there!

>>678029199
My intelligence!

>>678026590
Care to comment on this whole business?
>>678004345

FYI, psychologists are not therapists

Painless suicide methods plox? I won't do it :) it just makes me happier and more confident knowing I can decide when the time comes.

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>>678029251
Has almost no basis in reality at all!

>>678029274
Correct!

>>678029346
Absolutely not! It's not an option!

>>678029243
Cause you're running a thread, no need to make you tab out.

>>678026590
>psychologist
>psychiatric
>answer questions mean for a therapist

Sure OP

If you are a psychologist, shouldn't you be telling 90% of these people that their question is outside of your profession?

>>678026590

Oh shit, not you again.

This guys thread a few nights ago was filled with shitty advice, wrong advice, and downright dangerous advice.

Don't listen to this moron please. He got his degree from an online university based in Panama.

OP let me have hot monkey sex with you, it'll snap me out of my depression.

>>678029560
>wrong advice
>95% of it is go to a doctor

I got some for you buddy, you got clinical retardation.

>>678028753
This m8 needs diagnosis

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>>678029404
I can do up to 8 things at once!

>>678029410
Have you not seen me referring almost everyone here to a medical doctor? I'm giving them information they need to ask their doctor about.

Being a mental health advocate is most of what non-research psychologists do! That and referrals!

>>678029560
My degree is from the U.S. thanks!

>>678029560
So in other words more trolling this dumb blonde avatarfag.

My gf of 3.5 years before up with me last night. I am 19, she's 20. I don't need sympathy. I know why she left and I can't blame her. I'm a fuck-up. I just failed both my winter term classes at the community college.

Tell me /b/, how do you manage to focus and get things done? I need help from you now more than ever.

>>678027845

Fuckin this.

Find a psychiatrist or neurologist.

Psychologist are 100% losers than weren't clever enough to study a real subject.

>>678029170
>>678029884
What does this have to do with psychology?

>>678026590
Why.....why are you gay

Why are you a Gayman?

Why did you make that choice?

>>678029737
Yeah, I gotcha. I usually just prefer my anonymity if possible, I'm weird.

>>678029243
>My intelligence
What intelligence you moron? You're posting on goddamn /b/ of all places and you have the writing style of a retarded cheerleader.

You're a downright dumbass derpball which should go back to taking care of sane kindergarten kids and singing them songs. Or sucking cocks from the football team.

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>>678029884
I use coffee and modafinil!

>>678029979
Psychiatrists have around 5 to 15 minutes of time with a patient per month, usually to change prescriptions or make sure they work right.

Why do you think psychologists and therapists exist? To fill the gaps.

>>678030095
Very weird!

I fantasize about murdering people and/or animals, but I know I'm not a psychopath because I feel empathy for other living beings, what's wrong with me?

PS: I also have schizophrenia.

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>>678029737
>I can do up to 8 things at once!
I believe you.

>>678026590
There's a guy, he's a child molester, child rapist, basically a sexual predator. He is a sociopath that has graduated into a full fledged psychopath. If you are truly a psychologist, I don't even have to tell you how he is a master manipulator. He tried to murder me three times by poisoning my drinks at work.

Is it true that it is impossible for a psychopath to be caught?

I have the perfect murder plan to get rid of him, is this the best thing to do against a sick animal like him?

were you on here yesterday?

>>678030180
Sounds like you have a case of edgelord and faggotry

>>678026590
why do I never feel satisfied with what I do or accomplish

>>678029681
>>678029737

If your answer to literally fucking everything is "see an actual doctor", then what fucking use are you.

Psychology is a fucking joke.

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>>678030166
That's odd, as a programmer I make a quarter of a mil a year; do you think I should give some of it back?

Since I'm so stupid and all.

>>678030180
That sounds like intrusive thoughts! Ask your doctor to adjust your medication!

*hugs tight* I'm sorry, it's just all trial and error still. Sadly, we can't figure out what dose and what drug to use when.

>>678030216
Thanks!

>>678030377
Not at all true, and sociopathy and psychopathy are not medical designations; they are criminal ones.

What you are referring to is ASPD.

>>678030406
Yep! Welcome back!

>>678030451
Sounds like anhedonia, which is a symptom of depression. Seek medical attention!

>>678030456
Because I serve to tell people what information to give to the doctor! I'm a mental health advocate!

Isn't life grand?

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>>678030456
>what is "research" ?

>>678030170
Ty anon. I'll look into it.

>>678030180
I used to torture my pet parrots by shoving a knife in their cage.
The only animal I ever cared for were cats. Those things I couldn't harm them.
Instead rabbits bore the shit out of me and I tried to teach them kung fu.

Why am I unhappy? I'm feel like I'm the man. I make good money, drive a nice car. Have plenty of great friends. I'm in great shape... Great family.... For a guy that seems to have everything going for him, I'm just extremely unmotivated. I want a girlfriend, but I'm pretty bad at talking to girls. My confidence is shit. Why OP?

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>>678030456
>if a farmer's answer to everything is "ask a chef," then what fucking use are you?
>Farming is a joke

>>678030669
>Programmer
>Giving social advice
We're done here.

>>678030761
Ask a therapist you dipshit, you apparently don't know what a psychologist does.

>>678030669
What is this then in a medical site?

http://www.md-health.com/Sociopath-Traits.html

>>678030746
Ow the edge.

>>678030669
>Because I serve to tell people what information to give to the doctor! I'm a mental health advocate!

>They tell you their story
>You say yup, you should tell that to a doctor
>They tell a doctor their story
>The doctor actually diagnoses and treats them

Sounds like you are a complete waste of space. So much so, you are posting on 4chan of all places to try to validate your shitty degree.

Kill yourself.

>>678030835

Total strawman. You must be so proud.

>>678030852
People aren't just limited to one career, profession or study.

>>678030852
Yeah dude, being a programmer means you HAVE to be autistic. Fuck off, retard.

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What are some signs for anger issues
Also why am i not bothered to get a girlfriend i have had girls like me but i cant feel anything for them

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>>678030736
My pleasure! Use adrafinil, as it is legal; modafinil is only by prescription.

>>678030761
You sound like you have anhedonia, and need to seek medical attention!

I know this can be hard Anonymous, but I believe in you *hugs tightly* Don't back down; make an appointment today!

>>678030852
I have a dual major! How crazy!

>>678030921
Generally therapists take referrals from psychologists!

>>678031050
That's not really a medical site. Here, let me help!

http://www.psi.uba.ar/academica/carrerasdegrado/psicologia/sitios_catedras/practicas_profesionales/820_clinica_tr_personalidad_psicosis/material/dsm.pdf

>>678031104
Generally, I give them information to HELP the doctor diagnose them, and choose which medications to pick.

Welcome to the health care system!

>>678031168
It's called an argument by analogy to point out that you are asking a psychologist to answer questions that he doesn't have within his field.

>>678031276
Are you done attentionwhoring?

>>678031276

Adrafinil isn't even licensed.

Holy shit, so not only do you do nothing except tell people to see a real professional that actually knows things, you give out shitty advice while you are doing it.

What a colossal joke you and your pathetic psychology are.

>>678031276
I'm a little in debt and need to pay my taxes, can you lend me 300 dollars?

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>>678026590
Ive found that lately ive lost my abillity to love other people, even the cutest girls who i thought id fall for i fail to develop deeper feelings for i think they can tell too. Ive had low empathy for most of my life but its never been quite this bad most of my emotional and social interaction is half assed at best unless im pissed off.

How do i fix this? I dont want to make the same mistakes on another qt.

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>>678031614
If I was attention whoring, I'd post more lewd pictures.

>>678031651
...yes, that's the point. If it was licensed, you'd need a prescription. given it's a pro-drug for modafinil, it's just as safe and effective, and legal to purchase.

It's like you are intentionally dense. Go troll somewhere else.

>>678031186
>>678031179
Don't feed the retard, he's getting off on it. For fucks sake what kinda programmer is he anyway? A code monkey network fag?

>>678031104
Taking the bait to defend OP.

Wouldn't the people here be most needing of genuine help?

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>>678031835
Sounds like anhedonia, seek medical attention!

>>678031826
Email me at [email protected]
We'll see what we can do!

>>678032036
I've explained what I program in like every thread; lurk more!

>>678032166

And this fucking retard telling them "go to a doctor" is helping?

I might as well start a thread saying: "I AM A PSYCHOLOGIST. MY RESPONSE TO EVERY REPLY WILL BE SEE A DOCTOR. I CAN'T ACTUALLY DO JACK SHIT MYSELF. YOU ARE ALL WELCOME."

>>678032320
Wow, you really need to read her responses more. They are a lot more nuanced than that tard.

See the X in the corner? Just click it if you don't like the thread faggot

Chris what the hell are you doing here playing doctor. Get back to /g/ where you belong and start sharing some of that c+× code before you die from an aneurysm from your own faggotry.

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>>678032205
WheneverI date a girl and break up with her I don't feel anything, regardless how long we've dated or how much I loved her. Is that normal?

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>>678032320
Sometimes you need a gentle push to fix the things in your life you've been neglecting <3

>>678032205
What kinda sex do you enjoy, OP?

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>>678032614
I actually do mostly functional languages like Haskell, with C++ as shells around the models (we also drop to C or even ASM for speed).

>>678032672
It's not normal, but it isn't rare either.
How do you feel, empathy wise, towards other things that occur during your life?

>>678032868
All kinds!

>>678028147
I'm new to these threads.
What is it with this Alice0, Alice1 and Alice2 thing?

>>678032491

Nuanced? Saying "it might be depression or anhedonia or ADHD, seek medical attention" is nuanced? Any retard could tell you that with google and 30 seconds.

>>678032672
Same buddy. I don't know what's wrong with me, I just push em right out of my life.

>>678026590
How can anyone take the DSM seriously?

Just one gem from the latest edition....

Mathematics disorder

Mathematics disorder, formerly called developmental arithmetic disorder, developmental acalculia, or dyscalculia, is a learning disorder in which a person's mathematical ability is substantially below the level normally expected based on his or her age, intelligence, life experiences, educational background, and physical impairments. This disability affects the ability to do calculations as well as the ability to understand word problems and mathematical concepts.

Mathematics disorder, lol.

My best friend is dying of terminal cancer. He's my only friend and I have no family. Is there any reason I shouldn't kill myself when he dies?

I got in a relationship like 1 week ago this girl frequently cuts me when I'm sleeping. I didn't notice the cuts anywhere because I sleep with my clothes on. Anyways I noticed them like 2days ago and now she started cutting me whenever she wants but it feels really good.

Is something wrong with me?

>>678032205
How many times have you sucked the cock?

>>678032959
Ignore it buddy, there's no need to fret over tripfag drama that happened five years ago. Just enough.

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Porn preference?
Opinion on this style of porn?
Is porn a problem in society?

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>>678032959
Just ancient history from 2008. Nothing to worry about.

>>678032981
and yet, they didn't despite people asking me! How odd!

>>678033001
Very easily!

Also, you believe in dyslexia but not dyscalculia? Maybe you need to read a book Anonymous!

>>678033016
Yes. Because he wouldn't want that Anonymous.

>>678033020
Y-yes. Self harm is not good. Please stop!

>>678033027
Oh Anonymous. A lady doesn't suck and tell.

Girls do not enjoy sex.

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>>678033250
Wrong porn to question.

How to cure depression

>>678033001
Do you think dyslexia is nonsense?
If yes, your opinion is moot.
If no, why do you think dyscalculia is any weirder?

>>678033319

>Girls cuts me
>Self harm is not good

Not only does she have a worthless degree, she is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

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>>678033407
I'm sorry, I'm so so sorry...depression cannot be cured, only treated. However, with a competent therapist, a team of psychologists, a not terrible psychiatrists, group therapy, a little CBT, and a few medications, you'll be able to lead a long, happy, productive life!

Who is your favourite pony?

>>678033319
Is ADD/ADHD actually real or is it just an excuse for people with short attention spans?

>>678033319
I've done 2 Masters so I've read "a book"

Mathematics disorder is a joke. I could make a list of ridiculous disorders from this edition and previous and if you really want to defend all of them, you're a complete idiot.

Occupational Defiance Order? LOL

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>>678032912
Epithy wise I don't feel much. I once saw my mother get abused, and didn't step in. Even when I could clearly stop it.
If there is something wrong, and I feel somewhat bad. I laugh it away.

What was the length and girth of the biggest cock you've taken? Can you send pics?

Hey OP. All asians are autistic, right?

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>>678033685
There is plenty of genetic evidence to suggest it is real, though massively overdosed.

>>678033836
That sounds liek ASPD to me, or extreme depression. Seek medical attention!

>>678033707
Sounds like you need to read better books and get real degrees!

Again, is dyslexia real? Then dyscalcia is. Prove me wrong.

>>678034027
Nope!

Oooh OP I need my dick sucked, it's getting cold.

Get in bed baby I'm laying down for you.

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>>678034105
>get real degrees, says the psychologist

>>678034105
Looks like I should get myself tested then. :^)

>>678034105
So how bullied were you in school, op? Did you had to give free blowjobs to everyone so you didn't get raped too badly?

>>678034105

>psychology
>real degree
>mfw
>no face

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>>678034281
I have a Computer Science degree from Princeton; what about you?

>>678034294
Do so! You won't regret it!

>>678034105
Go back to /a/ you bloody faggot.

>>678034407

Sounds like ASPD or PTSD. Seek medical attention!

This psychology thing is easy.

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>>678034105
Still haven't gotten a psychologist's opinion on porn, does it benefit society or harm it?
Does furry porn appeal to you?

>>678034505

I have a medical degree. You know, the one you were too stupid to apply for.

I need to hear your voice saying "I love you" to save my life.

http://vocaroo.com

i want to kill myself

I'm developing a mild hatred for women yet I'm still attracted to them

What do?

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>>678034530
/b/ is my home, silly

>>678034560
You are asking a /b/tard who spammed and deleted furry threads for years.

Ask someone else.

>>678034634
Nah, I was smart; I make more than you and didn't have to go through residency!

Quarter of a mil, biaaaaach! Financial models for the win!

>>678033319
Why are you acting differently today? Are you an imposter?

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What psychological condition does /b/ have if /b/ was a person?
Also preferences on porn.

>>678034864
Nah, it's the real one brother.

>>678034779

Sounds like ASPD or depression. Seek medical attention!

>>678034947
this

>>678034791

Sounds like LMAO or ROFL. Seek medical attention!

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>>678034864
I'm happy the thread is going so well, and the trolls are so incompetent.

Why, is it bad? I'll tone it down tomorrow.

Post your genitals and I'll post mine.

>>678034986
you seem feistier today. are you feeling feisty babe?

>>678034864

Sounds like OMG or WTF. Seek medical attention!

Can you make a video game for me?

>>678035164
Pretty damn feisty all the time.

>>678035076

Sounds like BBQ or KFC. Seek medical attention!

>>678035076
I ain't a troll, I was just asking, and out of respect, I will stop posting porn.
What psychological condition does /b/ have if /b/ was a person?

>>678026590
Why do I unintentionally hurt people? I've lost everyone in my life because I've apparently hurt them but I don't get why they got so mad.

>>678035376

Sounds like BRB or AFK. Seek medical attention!

>>678035376
Sounds like IRS or NSA. Seek medical attention!

You like having your pony tail pulled while having doggy sex?

You love getting fucked from behind?

You love being dominated and strangled like the cute little nerd you are?

Beg for my cock, say how much you want it, you little slut.

>>678035189
Sounds like you're a nigger! Seek dis dick niggaaa suck my dick right fucking now mom i'm horny no chester go to your room fine but dont tell dad that i'm horny 4 u you get upstair right now and you bet your ass i'm going to tell your father and he is going to break every bone in your bod y you piece of shit

>>678035376
Sounds like DOTA 2 or CSGO. Seek medical attention!

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>>678035324
Be is not a person. It's a group of people

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>>678035192
I probably could! 2D games are pretty easy to pump out.

>>678035164
Yup.

>>678035324
Probably nothing; /b/ isn't any worse than the general population.

Alright, I need to go take someone to the hospital. I'll be back at 8AM tomorrow, and then again at 7PM.

See you all then!

With love,
Alice

>>678035604

This is now a Dota 2 thread.

Favourite heroes? I like Axe.

OP, are you that faggy programmer that was cucked into a marriage and pretends to be a psychologist cause you code something about human behavior?

>>678035623

Please, hurry back so you can tell everyone that you don't know anything and they need to seek medical attention.

What a fucking waste of oxygen you are.

>>678035695
How did you know that?

>>678035623
Right after he was asked the sexual questions.

>>678035800
shut the fuck up asshole

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>>678035686
Io Master Race!

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>>678035015
>>678035189
>>678035281
>>678035463
>>678035604
Your trolling is almost as low-quality as the level of my general conversation. You should stop embarrassing yourself.

>>678035884

Sounds like Rage or Stupidity! Seek medical attention!

>>678036024
Sounds like AIDS or HIV! Go seek medical attention!

>>678035802
I paid attention yesterday.
Also you seem like an interesting person and I want to be your friend cause im so lonely :(

>>678036024

Not trolling bro. I'm also a psychologist, just helping out OP by giving out pro advice like she is.

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>>678036250
Always glad to have help!

>>678036219
Yeah, I'm OP and that isn't me.

*vanishes*

>b me 1 dey
>back wen i lived in spain
>was gey back then
>was suking on sum man's penis
>sudden he starts cry
>"stop sukin i am not gey"
>blacklivesmatter.gif
>"are you serious???"
>"sí" (sorry forget english word for sí)
i was really upset becuse i was so horny and i must stopped i almost rape him

>>678026590
Why is op a faggot

>>678035884
He's mad! He's syffering from madness, everyone. Tie him down and restrain him then forcefully inject pain killers, xanax and sleeping pills into him. Ahck it's not powerful enough, quick! Give him alcohol!
>40 minutes later
Oops he's dead. But hey we did everything we could. Because we're doctors and this is the US we don't go to jail over dead patients. God bless America with its cucked laws.

>>678036443
What is "cluster B" disorder?

>>678036443
ok OP next time you make this thread I will remember more details. Then you'll really want to be my friend.

>>678036637
not even op you have autism

>>678036562
keked at this retarded shit for some reason

>>678036637
why would doctors go to jail for dead patients if it's not their fault?

>>678036562
i'm guessing you're new to english

>>678036781
OP i'm so sorry it's not my fault you got married pls just love me im so alone ;_;

>>678026590
Is "inventing" my own dogma/religion and following it/believing it even though i know its fake a good way to motivate myself to get through life?

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>>678037042
I'm guessing people make mistakes when speaking or transcribing any language, including English

What if my whole life, I've felt like an apache helicopter?

>>678037284
you gave me such beautiful advice yesterday I'll never forget it ;_;
"just talk to a judge"
Remember that?
You should because your words are like a kiss from a faerie, OP. I want to have deep and meaningful conversations with you. I want to know all of your best advice. You are so helpful. I have never met another person so helpful as you. Pls OP ;_; nobody is as nice to me as you

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>>678037453
What does an Apache Helicopter feel like?

¿Why people continue living?

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>>678037566
D'aww.

>>678037635
I live in hopes of meeting someone like OP irl

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>>678037566
That was beautiful

>>678026590
Where does that creepy alice in the psychiatric booth come from
I know its an edit i mean the original alice picture

>>678036562
wtf

I want to die, treatment for 2 decades and it ain't working, can't seem to convince myself I don't

OP, how do I stop getting attached to nice people that call themselves girls on imageboards and anonymous instant messengers?

Today I posted my tox adress in atleast 10 different threads. Nobody wants to talk to me.
I just want to meet someone that will care for me and allow me to care for them too. I just want to know that the world is not devoid of affection ;_;

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>>678038224
I'm not the OP but it sounds like you need to get outside more. Conversely, you could stop worrying about what's in other people's pantsu.

this is my depression thread now
everyone else get the fuck out

>>678037790
I meant, Why do you even exist? I dont know you, but, are you living for yourself and nobody else?

After some time i thought, ¿Why parents want to have children? Is it a life requierement like to have a medal that states "I have been a succesfull parent or just o feel proud of their children? Did your children beg you for their life? What if your son is not succesfull in life? you shoudnt be dissapointed, right?

>>678038930
>why do I even exist
no reason, same as everything else
>why parents want to have children
sadistic fucks, brining suffering into the world for material gain

psychologist are more fucked up than the people that they are trying to help.

Enjoy,

>>678039104
To put in clear, why you were born?

I made a song I hope you enjoy it:
"my life is a meme,
my life is a meme,
the memes are a lie,
and I want to die,
my death is a meme,
my death is a dream,
i dream in meme,
I only dream in meme,
my life is a lie,
I need to fucking die,
my life is a meme,
i want to end this dream,
my life sucks like shit,
i want to kiss sweet death,
my life
needs
to
end"

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>>678038930
Happy people who like themselves and the world make more people so more nice people exist who can appreciate the wonderful world

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>>678039250
That just means they have life experience.

>nod, nod

>>678039317
my parents fucked
maybe they didnt think about my suffering when they fucked
maybe they did and only cared about their own desires
tbh its the latter
they never cared for me
no one ever cared for me
so now I seek care from nice strangers

>>678039415
Probably, you are never going to have that "wonderful world", as probably you will never be living for yourself and nobody else, as on this capitalist society, money is not grown from trees, and you are going to do things that probably will make you dislike yourself.

>>678039695
the title of this song is "my parents fucked and they never cared for me"

"My parents fucked,
my parents fucked,
and here I am,
a living fuck,
I'm so fucked,
I fucked myself,
because my parents fucked,
to fuck my life,
my life is fuck,
I had no choice,
but they chose to fuck,
and now I'm fucked."

>>678039695
Then, why you dont suicide?

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>>678039940
Take what you want and pay for it.
>No regreats yo

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>>678026590
ok so i've been wondering if you could give me your opinion on this. I've had, what i perceive as ticks for a while. some examples include when im walking i shake my head cuz it feels like there is hair in front of my eyes and then i pretty much start shaking my head every 5 seconds or compulsively cracking my neck, fingers, and wanting to do it over and over again or stretching muscles. some come and go and others which i do not currently have right now are: eye twitching, clicking with my tongue on the roof of my mouth. Im not sure if im aptly describing it but it feels like irresistible urges that are only sated once i do them. Im 18 and was wondering what you thought

>>678028528
Answer this please, OP. Can it happen?

>>678026590
did you take one semester or two semesters of psych to feel eligible to treat other peoples' mental disorders without even knowing them?

>>678040258
So you are saying that i should do things that i dislike, to dislike myself more and more untill i become depressed and then suicide? (probably?)

>>678040171
I'll express it in song:
"im delusional, and im an idealist faggot,
I live for technology, and with death I wont have it,
to live some more is to write a song,
to pass the time untill vr comes along,
Veeeeeee arrrrrrrrrrrr~
my waifu dreams will all come true,
waaaaaiii fuuuuuuuuu~
I only live, I only live for youuuuuuuuu~
I only live,
I only live,
4 u."