Waifu claiming thread - ERASE me editionThe rules are very simple:claim your 2D waifupost
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Waifu claiming thread - ERASE me edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>insult other waifus
>most important: Have fun!
Chara claimed
>>678004630
That's not good... but the lesser evil is still better than the greatest Evil
>>678004649
Will do. But he's only 12 and understands jackshit english
Best type moon claimed
Best German Cv claimed
>>678003920
Hello Tats !
My back returned to normal
>feels a slight tingling
How was your day ?
>>678004040
Pretty well i think
Got enought time to read some books
>love books about war
How about you ?
>>678004160
Hi there !
How are you?
do you caught something new ?
>new sneks ?
>sorry for late respond, doing someting to eat
daily reminder that you're here forever
DJ Khaled
Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed.
Sachi Claim
>>678005140
Another one
>>678005119
You should read catch-22 if you haven't already, it's my personal favorite book.
>Super fast thread edition
>>678005203
Anotha one
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uL5bcwKRqAM
Emperor claimed.
>>678004630
Nah, not painted. I don't even have the paint yet, I'll probably go out and get some this week.
>>678004649
Tortellini, probably.
Ayy
gonna lurk and do stuff
Claiming this doge.
>>678004940
mandatory cc claim
>>678004919
fuck, im downloading shit willy nilly
Claiming Stocking for StockingAnon.
>Noire
>Thought it would be more legit to maintain the usual sentence
>Seems like it fucked up instead
Time to get some sleep, good night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4xTXB30hCQ
>Waifus aren't real
Why do people even Vape?
>>678004940
what's the deal with Chara?
Psycho bitch can't compete with the one who speaks in hands
>>678005060
>But he's only 12
well fucking teach him english, he's the perfect age for it!
>>678005311
noice
>Sameji trying to not nod off
Tenryuu claimed
>>678004274
Eventül....
>>678004802
It's basically a mix between Cola and Fanta. More Cola than Fanta tho
>>678005369
Du braucht Bauxit und Streicheleinheiten
>>678004649
It's kinda a slice of life. Fran is the creation/daughter and assistant of a mad scientist who is currently traveling the world, leaving her, and some of their creations to look after the mansion. Fran is an incredibly skilled surgeon and researcher, basically pulling stuff out of science fiction, and each chapter gets a patient. The problem is that her ethics are very strange, she over values life and doesn't seem to understand informed consent. She also doesn't seem to understand why people are terrified of her, since she is a mad scientist and all. It mixes horror and dark comedy surprisingly well
>>678004582
If I ever go to Portugal I will
>>678005311
I recommend Citadel paint
Claiming Homura for Homuranon
- tsuzu
>>678005438
brofist
>>678005303
Kek. Just remeber pussy niggas wanna see you in the box
https://youtu.be/Ytr40-Phg5A
claim
I didn't realize how terrible Zombi is until just now
>>678004940
>>678005525
Sans claimed.
>>678005525
>>678005554
>tfw i claim to late to be welcomed back
>>678005624
hm, sounds worth looking up, definitely gunna do that now
ez
>>678005303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSswEzWJdWo
And Anotha one
>>678005507
Shots fired.
Tatsuta claimed.
>>678005119
That's great news! The pain was worth it, then. I've had a good day. Gotten some reading in and I went for a run earlier. About to open a beer. What are you up to?
>>678005288
Sup Juri? How's the SF grind going? Seeing any progress?
>>678005594
Ah, interesting. I think I'd really enjoy such a drink.
>>678005484
>Ghosts are very real
>>678005506
>Not liking vaporwave
>>678005594
Immer.
>>678005119
Nice to know Graf, mine was pretty good anyway nothing new but it was enjoyable.
>Books about war
I'm more into psychological books, those are very interesting.
>>678005638
Noice.
>>678004940
Absolute shit taste man
You should kill yourself
>>678005554
He's rather learn resistant
>I'm trying my best
>>678005801
WELCOME BACK
>>678005876
Her pubes are a fucking moustache
>>678005876
Im pretty sure the rules stated no over sexualised content allowed. Also, who is that?
>>678005812
See, you are lucky. This is the first time doing
>>678005638
prevents me from having to kill someone.
>good taste, though
>>678005624
>If I ever go to Portugal I will
Oh I'm not form Portugal, I'm from Denmark.
>>678005438
Don't worry
I've got this
>Best goth waifu claimed
>Guess I'm back now, gotta keep out the impersonators
>>678005801
Defidently, sad that it's only 6pish chapters and not likely to get an anime
>>678006073
Now burned into my eyes, good thing Fran can replace them
>>678006206
I could have sworn you said that. I'm sorry
>>678005624
Citadel paint? I've looked at it, and it's pretty expensive.
Is there anything cheaper?
>>678006217
STOCKING!
Welcome back
>>678005484
ForsenPuke
my waifu. korra claimed!
sexiest female character
>>678005506
Mouth fedoras
That's why
>>678006217
You mean raven, right?
>>678005711
that sounded like shit kek
>>678005827
and anotha one
>>678006300
that's true... she should get to work then, those pubes are ugly
>>678006217
Greetings, Stocking.
>you qt pie
Glad to see you around once again.
>>678005870
multi dimensional waifu is best waifu
>>678005874
You'd like it
>>678005919
Aber nicht zu viel, ansonsten wirst du noch Fett.
>tfw you found the gayest german youtuber on earth
The term "Quadro faggot" is pretty fitting
>>678006073
>He's rather learn resistant
>try harder, dammit
also, cannot unsee
>>678006300
>it's only 6ish chapters
most my favourite anime is less than 20 episodes, I like short stories
how's everyone doing today?
>>678005876
https://youtu.be/DERtyxZ-mLU
humans aren't real.
this world is just something made in your mind, when you will die, the world dies too, so don't worry
nothing has any value
>>678006730
This is gonna end up like Mettaton vs Chara, from a few days ago, isnt it?
>>678005271
>catch-22
Gonna look for it !
Thanks for suggestion
My personal fav is HMS Ulisses
>Best book ever
>>678005874
>About to open a beer.
Ehhh .. I want too but i take a pills
>The pain was worth it
Probably for some time, i will have to repeat the procedure again.
>>678005876
LewD
>>678006031
>I'm more into psychological books, those are very interesting.
Good taste Noire !
I read a few too but I do not remember the titles
>>678006217
Guten Morgen !
Guys, what's your favourite pic of your waifu? Fanart or from the anime itself
>>678006217
Hey there Stocking.
>>678006305
Most models paints aren't bad. I recommend either acrylic or enamel, just not oil
>>678006779
Shit, 60ish. Stupid phone keyboard
>>678006217
Poplar is back!
>>678006968
That's a hard one
>>678006322
Hi Chara!
Yeah, I guess I am.
I wasn't gone for long heh
>Still missed you though
>>678006524
Well I mean
She's not really a goth
I do love teen titans though
>>678006712
Hi there Ruri!
I wasn't gone for long, no need for reunions hehe~
Thank you though, good to see you again
>>678006935
Hi there Graf
How are you doing?
>>678006995
Hi Galko!
Good to see you again, you qt
>hug
>inb4 b& from thread
>>678006776
This is what Hitler was trying to prevent.
Speaking of which, Papa's birthday is in 14 days and counting
What is /waifu/ doing for Papa Adolf's birthday?
>>678007204
Teen titans is the best dc comics tv show in my opinion.
>>678006968
>this one
>is gif ok?
>>678007136
well, that is certainly a big difference, isn't it?
>>678006968
Official art
>>678006217
Welcome back.
>>678006968
Probably this.
>>678006968
That's tough.
But I'm rather fond of this one.
>>678006935
>My personal fav is HMS Ulisses
I thought it was spelled "Ulysses"
My life has been a lie
>>678006968
This one
>>678007340
Still could have kept going, or at least had an actual ending.
>>678007169
Hey Tats!
I wasn't gone for long, surprised anyone noticed!
Glad to see you again though
>>678007335
Gotta agree with you there
>>678007414
Thanks!
Did I miss anything?
>>678006779
>I am trying
I'm the only one who teaches him english besides his teacher
>>678007204
Daaw, thank you, how sweet of you
>I thought you'd forget me
>>678007340
never knows best
>>678006968
Fanart
>Pic related
>>678007616
OHMYGOD!
>>678006776
Going to see if I can find it somewhere. If not I guess I'll just have to schedule a trip to Germany.
>Quadro faggot
Kek.
>>678006935
>pills
Tell me about it. I was on hard meds for about a year. Couldn't even have a sip of alcohol. Those were dark times. Do you know when you'll be able to drink again?
>i will have to repeat the procedure again.
I figured as much. At least you know that it works!
>>678007470
>I thought it was spelled "Ulysses"
It is if you're not polish.
>>678007397
>>678006968
This is another contestant for favorite pic, if only it was available in a higher res.
>>678007297
shitposting
>>678006968
Other than Holstaur's commission, of course
>>678006968
>from the anime itself
>anime itself
>anime
>itself
Teryuu lives from fanart, so this question is pretty much a open door runner.
>>678006968
Hard, I'll go with this.
>>678007547
You join a bit later for my liking so we haven't talked too much.
>>678007596
https://youtu.be/p_t-0lHKHRY
>>678006935
Thnaks! ^^
For now I've read only a few topics, it was about depression, "Overthinking" and the acquaintance of your surroundings.
>>678007785
Tatsieeeee :3
>>678007297
Trying to not go back to jail.
>>678007547
Nothing major, I guess. I'm sure you were kept up to date about the general state of affairs.
It seems like whenever a problem is resolved another one surfaces.
>>678006032
>judging someone's taste in a cartoon character
Reevaluate your life choices or come back when you're 18
>>678006968
Pic.
>>678005638
>>678005812
Oh look, fanart i didnt have. Sick moves bruh.
>>678007414
If only i knew what they are saying...
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>678007204
It's nice to see you, too.
>>678006968
There's too many
>probably this
>>678007297
My birthday's a week from his
I didn't know that
>>678007616
Fran needs to operate on me. I'm afraid my sides have reached orbit
>>678007536
>>678006968
No, wait. I change my mind. This one
>>678007136
Hmm, mkay. I'll check it out. Thanks!
>>678007536
>already on my list of things to check out
>>678007582
well tell his teacher to try hard then
>>678007596
>Tasuku never knows best
>>678007616
NOTOK.pdf
>>678006109
Creepyzuzzie
@678008094
i stopped reading at john
>>678008022
well now I feel like I gotta go watch and feel feels again
>thanks a lot
claimed
>>678008142
RIP
I lost that pic
>>678007582
No no!
I don't forget anyone here, you're all so kind to me!
>mostly
>>678008022
Hmm, yeah it's a shame
Always enjoy talking to you
>>678008055
Drama keeps the threads alive eh?
I haven't really heard anything except from the guy trying to pose as me yesterday
Just assumed the usual stuff happened
>>678008126
Mmhm, how have you been?
>no hug
>the officers have the guns pointed
>>678008179
Just check your local Hobby Lobby, or whatever
>>678008192
Might I ask where she is from?
>>678008226
>@
Did you just?
>>678008241
(This is not Bait-kun)
>>678005874
>Sorry for the late replies... again
>Is this the day we talk again, Tatsu?
I'm doing well, thanks. I've been squeezing in quite a bit of practice lately as Ken, I've decided due to his kick combos and somewhat similar inputs that he'll make a good main until Juri comes out.
>I put USFIV in my 3DS again just to play Juri
>Haven't touched it in months, can still do all of her combos
>I miss her so much
Er, anyway.. how've you been? What are you up to, listening to anything good perhaps?
>>678008094
What's with the orange skin colour? You guys some sort of aliens?
>>678008057
Sadly I don't know either, but some context is evident.
>>678007616
Fuck man
>>678008057
>dat pic
>dat kyuubey
kek'd
>>678008094
Oh, I know that pasta
>>678008192
Will do
>>678008526
I'lll try to be nice!
>I'm the opposite of my waifu
>>678008391
I recommend cannabis, for full effect.
>>678007297
Probably another day of duty, fapping and eating a cake in Hitlers name. A cake with Nazipan ofc.
>>678008056
>and I hate every single one of you
Thank you Copy-pasta John, i hate you too. I think we're even at this point.
>>678007785
You can pretty easily mix it yourself. The mix should be ~70-80% cola and the rest Fanta. Drink ice cold.
>>678007786
Fucking Graf with Google translate
Goddammit Graf
>>678007787
That's both heartwarming and disappointing
>>678007866
You appear in the movie!
>once it comes out, that is
>>678008055
Don't get caught tossing the Jews in the oven!
Remember, if the recipe doesn't list the temperature for the oven it's probably 350 Fahrenheit
>>678008126
Isn't it great that Papa's birthday, Columbine and 420 Jokes are all on April 20th?
Am I a pathetic person for wishing my 4 waifu harem was real? Kinda like HighschoolDxD I guess.
>>678008777
Angelic trips confirm full effect
>>678008551
Shit
Where is she from was for>>678008226
Did you just was for>>678008241
And I was going to tell you that you should drop what you are doing and read it now>>678008192
>>678008917
More than one waifu will ruin your laifu
>>678008917
That's pathetic for multiple reasons.
>>678006968
The only one I'm guaranteed to post every thread I'm in.
>>678007792
I will agree though that one's giving it a run for its money.
>>678008526
Spamming has increased a little, some interpersonal dynamics changed; but that's about it, I think.
>>678008526
I've been ok. How about you?
>>678008840
Really? That's awesome.
>>678006920
I just think that Chara is overrated
Was not even able to keep my soul after i gave it to her
>>678008858
Where's Hand-kun been these days?
>>678008917
>HighschoolDxD
Please no.
>>678008022
I love the song
>>678008094
i'm actually a skinny boi
but i have seen this bait tok many times on b
>>678008192
hey anon
: You saw the sign at our bakery, that bread's old. Or like a panda with a mean face, or like sandals with pressure points drawn on them, or the smell of a blackboard eraser, or a Sunday morning where you wake up and it's raining. Well, I like memes more than hard bread.
>678008917
no
>>678006968
I have to rely on fanart, seeing how I am in the same boat as Tenryuu. Favourite image is probably this one. For now.
>>678008048
Noire~
>>678008526
Stocking! I've missed you here in these threads.
>>678008573
No worries regarding late replies. I'm late from time to time as well. Threads usually go by so fast and I like to think a little before I post a reply.
Glad to head that you are so devoted to the game, as well as your waifu. It warms my heart.
>Is this the day we talk again, Tatsu?
I hope so. It's honestly my fault that I don't get to talk to more people on here. I'm usually doing several things at once, causing me to miss posts from people.
I've been doing good, finally managed to recuperate from my food poisoning. Currently enjoying a beer.
I'm listening to this right now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqAf3bql9ik&nohtml5=False
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>>678009294
>triggered
>>678009168
>Spamming has increased a little
barely, and it's mostly weak shit like copy pastas
>>678006968
>Related
>>678007204
Maybe not for too long, but trust me when I say people do notice, you're simply too poplar.
>hugs
>>678009258
He has been working on himself, and he's doing pretty good.
>It's nice that you care about him, Tats.
>>678008777
Not trying to sound like an edgy druglord but weed makes any show better.
>>678008840
We're pretty much out of juice these days, but you can have a kebab.
>>678009258
he's taking a break from the threads, they seem to not be helping with his depression
this might be due to the sheer amount of people here
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>678009060
>had something typed out for my waifu
too tired to into new story right now, I'll move it to the top of my list though
>>678007616
I need to say it again
>NOTOK.dmg
>>678008777
I used up the last of my drugs today, I should try that though
>heavenly trips commands it
>>678009280
you're pretty amazing now, huh chief? you do fooly cooly and drooly drooly?
