dead man walking

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>>677983559

other pics

It's just a cyst.

>>677983902
pop it, show us.

pop it with a needle. if nothing comes out it's cancer

>>677983902
>>677983915
Second this. I get them every couple of months, you can leave them be, or try to pop them, up to you.

>>677983559
its a cyst anon. Keep your fucking dick and balls clean and shit wouldn't have gotten into your pores clogging it up. Only way to get rid of it is to visit a urologist and have it surgically removed.

>>677983559
Testicular cancer
You have 5 minutes to live

just pop it

if you go to a doctor, he will refer you to a testicle specialist and then he will pop it for you

so you might as wel do it now. post pics

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FUCKING POP IT I WANT PICS.

>>677983559
gay mosquito got ya, tryin to get the mayonnaise. Don't worry, chicks love guys with bumps on their balls.

I'd be more concerned with the size of those testicles. Hope you aren't planning to have kids one day.

>>677983559
>filename
omg im dying

>>677983559
2 possibilities:

cyst or cancer

-> take a clean needle stick it in press it, if anothing comes out its 99% a tumor.

good luck.

>>677983559
>>677984042
this ^

Also - apply a little pressure to it to find the clogged pore. Used a clean needle and open the clogged pore. Drain the fluid - wash your nutsack off. Try to keep your nuts dry for a few days outside of bathing.

if dubs pop it

>>677983915
>cyst

Its been there for over 2 years, and it's rock hard

>>677983954
I have tried cutting into it on multiple occasions. It's very thick/ not liquid on the inside

For a long time i thought it was an ingrown hair trapped under the skin

>>677984223
Im pulling the skin, thats my finger

thats a genital warts.

you have HPV boy

Prob a trapped hair or clogged pore.

Quit being a fheggeht and pop it. Pussy.

>>677983559
yup just chop it off bro it stops the spread of cancer, Facts

>>677983559
I thought it was a ball nipple.

>>677983559
Testicleologist here, OP. Don't listen to anyone else in this thread.

I don't like the looks of that.
You're gonna have to remove that testicle and send it to my office for some lab work.

If it's what I think it is and not too late I may be able to save your right nut. It won't be pleasant but it can be done.

Post haste, OP.

>>677984357
It has hardened because it's been there so long, if you want to remove it you need to remove the whole thing, else it will continue to grow back

Post timestamp and pop it OP you massive faggot!

Botfly larvae, aka Beef Worm. Look it up.

>>677984357
Pop it... Come ooon don't be a pussy

>>677983559
looks like an EXTREMELY rare condition in which a mutated sperm leaks from a bruised testicle and is fertilized.

You're pregnant, OP.

>>677984357
This is the CIA we need to see you

>>677983902
>>677983559
I do get those regulary
Here's what you have to do:
>Clean you balls
>Desinfect a very sharp knife with a lighter or something
>Make a small cut where it looks most bright-yellow
>Push that white-yellowish crap out
>Might bleed a little
>Wash you balls again
>Profit

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>>677984357

This is still me

>>677984383
no pain no gain

>>677984407
That's what I have been hoping for the past few years.

>>677984435
I eat broccoli tho

FUCKING POP IT!!!!!!!!

>>677983559

Trips and I cut if off

>>677984657
fucking hell OP just fucking pop it and get it over with.

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>>677984777
.....It's real now OP.

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>>677984777
He has spoken.

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>>677984777

>>677984777
WINRAR

>>677983559
it's a zit you dumb fuck, pop it and be done

>>677984777

oh fuck you
I'll heat up a knife, maybe a sewing needle

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>>677984777
>>677984657
holyshit, we get to see some pops!

>>677984989

fuck outta here

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>>677984777
It's happening.

>>677983559
>I don't want to have to whip my dick out in frint of my doctor
>whips it out in front of thousands of strangers on the internet instead

Either try to pop it and get all the pus out and it should go back to normal or
See a doctor and seek treatment ASAP before your nutsack is useless or you get cancer and die.

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Put time stamp op

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pop it faggot..

>>677983559
Lol its just a zit, it'll hurt like a bitch and more may pop up afterwards but just do it

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>>677985233
not op, just dumping pic from another anon who popped theirs

>>677985339
MORE!!!

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>>677985233
>>677985339
POP IT OP YOU CUNT

>>677983559
see a doctor.

>>you waited two fucking years, are you nuts

*pun intended*

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>>677985378
only if OP pops his and posts it...

PLS DO IT OP

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all fixed!!!!!


cmon OP, pop it, post pics, and you too can be in my legendary BALL POPPING ON B folder

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pop it op, and I'll make you one of these!

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Pop it so you can do this

include me in the screenshot

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>>677983559
It's a tumor

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>>677985444
>>677985499

you can't ignore these signs op.. you must do what must be done

Alien implant? Check it for frequencies between 137.72926 MHz and 516812 GHz.

>>677984357
>I have tried cutting into it on multiple occasions. It's very thick/ not liquid on the inside

its just hard.. carve that shit out.

>>677985609
you are a tumor

>>677983559

one sec, the photos are taking forever to upload

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>>677985444
DO YOU THINK WE ARE PLAYING HERE?.

>>677985545
major lulz

>>677983559

inflamed ingrown hair, nothing to worry about!

Although, it could just be old, run of the mill cancer.

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>>677985339
>>677985499

>just dumping pic from another anon who popped theirs
>BALL POPPING ON B folder
>saving pics of anons popping shit at their balls

Wizard detected
pic related, this is what you look like

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>>677985801

I'm nervous

>>677983559
I once noticed a small similar swelling on an inner tip of my ear, got scared as shit
Visited a doc, turned out it was a cyst, had to have a small surgery

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>>677984211

>>677986045
Stop being such a pussy and drain that cyst already

>>677986045
you are a hero. get to it son.

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Man up and do it OP

>>677986045

i had one to just cut a little a slit you'll be fine

>>677986045
Its testicular cancer... google it. If you dont want to die i suggest going to the doctor

>>677983559
Don't be a fuckin idiot, faggot.

Doooo it!

>>677986313
NO, THAT'S PUSSY. CUT EM ALL MOTHERFUCKER.

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>>677984777

>>677986045

It's pure nerve endings, fuck you guys, this fucking hurts

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more /b/ poppin' to encourage you

>>677986539
Ya... It's your balls...

>>677986045
you may want to clean that first. Or disinfect by holding the edge over a lighter or smth

>>677986539
You're a pussy. Just pop it like a zit if you can't man up with an exacto.

I don't give a fuck about what you do to your nuts, just posting to see if I'm banned or not.

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>>677986539
>>677986539
be strong

>>677983559
just pop it you fag

>>677986539
YOU'RE NOT CUTTING DEEP ENOUGH FAGGOT

>>677986635

Tried, put it between some pliers, the skin is so thick because its been growing for over 2 years

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>>677986675
>>677986675

>>677986594
How do you get so many cysts?!
How is this possible?

>>677986635
Those type of cists don't usually pop after a certain amount of time, it needs to be extracted

>>677986753
That hurts me

>>677985499
fucking kek, nice band-aid on your nutsack you fucking faggot hahahahahaha

>>677986770

so I need to talk to a doctor?

>>677986736
>Thinks ball skin constantly gets thicker.

Then cut it faggot. Hundreds of people do this shit. Do you want to pay a couple hundred to get a doc to do it?

CHEW THAT MOTHER FUCKER OFF OP

>LET'S GO

>>677986757
they are fylocile thingies

>>677983559
>I don't want to have to whip my dick out in frint of my doctor

Uhh... that's what doctors are for dude. They're the one profession on Earth that sees weird shit every day and isn't really surprised by anything.

>>677986753
beautiful

OP will be a legend. You can do it.

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>>677986873
you need to fucking pop it and post it you fag

<---- meatwad seal of ball popping approval

>>677986873
No you can remove them yourself, I've done it a few times, exacto and alcohol (isopropyl). It's the exact same thing they'll do, just with local anesthesia

>>677983559
If you want to go to the doctor you better do right now nigger, because you've been showing us your balls for months

Either way, OP it has to be popped. You can do it the free way or go to doctor to do the same thing for money

Do it

opening it will do no harm IF you work sterile so please consider desinfecting your instruments, your hands(gloves?) and ofc your balls.

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>>677986045
You will be remembered op! Good luck.

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Reporting in

>>677987156

unless he lives in a civilized, first world country, with free healthcare.

>>677986892

Free health care bitches.

Do Americans seriously pay that much for a little slice?

>>677987315
Timestamp faggot

>>677986900
Follicle.

Still. How so many?! I'm bewildered.

>>677987315
Pop it too

>>677987354
Tru

>>677987069

I took those photos today

>>677987375
The amounts of money they charge for dumb shit (or nothing) can be extremely high. Even with insurance.

So, yes.

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Second

Why have you not popped it yet? We're waiting

>>677987408
when i stretch out my sack skin there are a bit not as many as them but still a decent amount

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>>677986045
YES OP DO IT

Does anybody got tiny ones on the bottomside of his member, too?

>>677987506
Heat the knife

I have had these before. It's just a hardened zit. Just cut it and push it out or go to a doctor and he will do it for you. It's not a big deal.

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stick, sting and a burn

>>677987561
Pop them faggot. Have you seen worst case scenarios?

If they rupture inside, it's the bad kind of infection.
Pop them and let your pores breath again.

>>677987593


ya

Pop it. You will surely have a place by Odins side.

>>677987593
Most likely standard standard benign spots. Leave them alone. Unless they're the size that's posted above.

>>677983559
Super Aids

>>677987432
u know how painful and bad this is? it even wont go away.

>>677987683
naw had em all my life ill let roam and graze

>>677987808
It won't be that painful. Man up.
If they keep coming back, I suggest you shower (more often) with antibacterial body wash.
If they STILL come back, see a doctor nigga.

it's because you shave your balls with a razor. the hair follicles get infected. stop being faggots and embrace you'r ballhair.

DO IT FUCKER.

>>677987948
Seriously. Buzz with a No.1 guard. Shaving is for sissies.

>>677987755
>>677987716
benign spots? I am no USFag, plx explain
Well i used to pop them for fun when i was younger but as they always seem to come back i became tired of it..

>>677987808
So dont post you fag

>>677987593

yes. and they seem to be opened up or something. when i squeeze them white stuff comes out of the hole. it just keeps coming back. i've had these for years and i probably squeezed buckets of white shit out of them by now

>>677987808
I've had one most my life. I pop it every 6 months or so. Stays away for 2-3 months then starts growing again.

>>677983559
OP, man up and whip your dick out in front of a doctor.

Stop being a shy little bitch.

>>677988049

http://buddymd.com/small-painless-lump-on-the-scrotum-sebaceous-cyst-vs-other-causes-and-management

>>677987948
inb4 "you'r? lololololololol"

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while waiting for OP ballsuicide, rate my dick /b/
about to show him GF for the first time and i am kinda unsure if he's good enough to please her

>>677988105
You must pop deeper to the roots

>>677987948
You'r a faggot

i get these every now and then. i think it's a blcked pore or hair follical hole or someshit. anyway, i just put savlon/iodine on a pin, scrape it a bit and pop it, it usually has a bit of puss-like substance inside it, just not as watery as normal puss. they're solid bastards though, some take time to pop.

>>677988158
missing part of your dick/10

OP here - *ah..ah.. ahcooo*

Fuck know I'm a eunuch.

>>677988158
thats the grossest fucking dick ever

>>677986757
Lmao std's kiddo

>>677988158
no.

>>677988158
Its ok but cut the hair a bit it always make it better

>>677988158
Your head looks so dry, damn

>>677988411
>cut dick.

>>677988158
nice looking dick. gf gonna love that.

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>>677983559

it's the SELFDESTRUCT button.

>>677988158
Looksidenticletomydick/10

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Bump

You gonna cut or not OP?

>>677988158
shave nigga

>>677988464
I know, I was just saying

>>677988147
thx anon
I also went to the doctor with it cuz i dont need to pay shit for healthcare-> Germoney

>>677988356
>>677988567
she arives in 20 days, so no hury to shave

>>677988304

This is what I am afraid of

>>677988763
does she know your dick looks fucking retarded and uglY?

well i mean, so do you

>>677985039
you fuck outta here

Just pop it already. Who cares if you'll never have children. /b/ will remember you as that crazy fucker who an hero'd his balls. You will live forever in our hearts.

>>677988411
well its not my job to get the head wet....

>>677988471
thanks bro

>>677988782
kek we all pop zits 1/100 of the size... nbd

>>677988923
It just looks so dry and crusty.

>>677988763
Do it now a full shaved dick look weir let the hair grow a bit , how you will look like a virgin faggot who shaved for his girl

>>677988158
normaldick.jpg

looks fine.

Those balls.
That handwriting.
Looks familiar

Cut them off already OP pussy. Pics or it didnt happen. Hopefully you'll timestamp that shit.

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>>677983559

I think I'm going into shock.

I don't want to show this to anyone.

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>>677988507
bump

>>677989483
ketchup...

>>677989483
Yeah nice try tomato sauce

>>677989483
looks like ketchup and cheetos

>>677989483
catchup

>>677989483
>show it
(thats way too much blood for popping one of these)

>>677989483
Out of Ketchup :(?

>>677989483
i find that hard to believe, OP...

>>677989225
actual good advice on /b/
tnx mate

>>677989483
Faggot. That's not blood. Quit being a pussy and do it already.

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>>677989483
Nice Ketchup

Abandon thread

>>677989553
>>677989579
>>677989595
>>677989616
>>677989631
>>677989632


IT"S FUCKING SRIRACHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>677989483
Nice try. Should have used thinner liquid or mixed ketchup with water first.

>>677989664
np bro

>>677989483
>>677986045
you can already see he tried how it looks with ketchup, how do you even have balls

>>677989483
show it faggot

>>677989579
Yup even at the first photo of the "blade" it was something red on the paper

>>677989692
yeah good call.

>>677989664
nononono let it grow til the last day and then shave a heart. Shows how much you care!!

>>677989776
This.

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>>677984777
OP ignored my heaven. Goodbye OP thread is kill.

>>677989483
cmn OP i showe my dick here,
you could at least cut your balls of, right

>>677989534
at that point you need to cut your losses and get castrated.

>>677989483
Why? Because you spilled your hotsauce?

i once had something like this on my dick on day it became really yellow and looked popable so i pooped it and now its going away

>>677989776

It was a coffee stain

I use flashcards as coasters

>>677984620
This is what you have to do if you want to get rid of it . ive had it before it is a really nice feeling once you get it out it was somewhat satisfying to me

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>>677989534
what if those are spider eggs inside his testicles...
I hate spiders

>>677983559
>I don't want to have to whip my dick out in frint of my doctor

THAT'S WHAT HE GETS FUCKING PAID FOR, FAGGOT.

Fucking idiots.

>>677990076

well fuck, now I have sriracha on the knife

>>677989483
1, you would have passed out of you bled that badly, 2. blood doesn't come out in chunks dumbass,

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>>677989534
>>677990096
>>677990096
>>677990096
hold on let me check

It's like I'm watching freaking Marry Poppins here..

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you're such a faggot op

>>677989798
Kek one day i will do it lol

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>>677989483
OP STOP BEING A CUNT

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>>677990176
nutwadded beause that anon delivered

OP gets no meatwad because he is a faggot

>>677986594
What the fuck? do you EVER take showers ? do you EVER wash your balls?

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>>677990333
>677990333

>>677990333
These are old, dude. Come on.

>>677983559
Hello Mr Future One Testicle

>>677990387
>>677990387
that OP isn't in this thread.

>>677990523
yeha I know, I'm just posting from my /b/ ball popping folder since OP is a faggot and didn't deliver.

fucking mook needs to bring back IDs

>>677984620
wrong. I have one on my balls that I pop all the time and it just comes back immediately

>>677990630
pop and post please.

>>677983559
its nothing bad. idk what it is though. I've had one for years, like way back when I was even a virgin, so its not an STD or anything

>>677990387
Taking showers doesn't prevent such a thing.

Taking regular showers doesn't magically prevent all disease, unlike what most people seem to think. Most people are idiots. You're an idiot.

>>677990703
Uh, things can get passed down the bloodline Bruh.

But no, it's probably nothing. Pop it to find out. We need someone to deliver.

>>677989483
thats ketchup

>>677983559
Aaaagh kill it kill it wtf is that

sage.

>>677983559
> had the exact same thng on my nut
> went to the doctor
> cancer

>>677991200
>died 4 months later
>got burried
>came back as evil skeleton and posted on 4chan

>>677986675
how does he pick the one to pop? also, how the fuck do you get that many of them? wtf?

>>677987496
I thought that insurance was the end of that, it often get slammed as the final word if people bring up that americans should have decent public health care like the rest of the first world

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>>677983559
The balls have this rly small dots i thinkz. I have one that must be 1mm wide and i feel i t and know his spot. Never minded it.

That one i would get checked. If it's a female doctor, win. If it's a male, ur homophobe or afraid ull get a hard on so fag.

FUCKING POST AN AFTER PIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OP is dead
thread is dead
post dick pics

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OP is a faggot and won't deliver. Fuck you, your shit thread and your disgusting fucked up ballsack that you're too pussy to fix, OP.

>777777777

>>777777777

OP bled to death

>>677984357
It's a cyst. I had one I couldn't get to pop for like four years. Eventually took a few roxys and stabbed that bitch with a sterilized x-acto knife. It only feels solid, it's just super thick with white blood cells. Squeeze hard enough and a glorious popping sensation will prelude a lot of thick puss.

>>677983559
congratulations! you have a tirth nipple

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my female doctor fondled my dick for me, shit was so cash.
(to figure out if we could lazer or freeze a mole)
basically she said it would be expensive, and that the mole adds character.
inb4 pics or it didnt happen, but I'll show y'all the mole if asked since this is the thread to do so.

>>677993610
i have one hard yellowish dot but its on my dick and about a quarter of OPs size. what do?

>>677993610
you're lucky. I was in a rehab for oxy when I got one and did it without drugs :( Worst pain of my life.

>>677993895
If it is in the skin and doesn't feel "rooted" to anything deeper then see my post on popping that bitch.

>>677993895
Thats a herp.
Kill yoself

>>677992101
Premiums.

Personally, I have to pay 400$/innetwork 100/outofneteork before insurance pays any part of my shit.

Went to doc for allergy meds. Prescriptions cheap as fuck 6$/bottle but the visit? 187$.

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OP died, let´s make it a PWTFYW Thrad

>>677994075
thanks

>>677993857
No one gives a shit.

>>677994096
no its not you faggot

>>677994114
$1000/out of network**

>>677994114
Get better insurance.

>>677994214
this is a thread about dicks and balls not shits and assholes.

>>677994350
Kiddo, this IS good insurance.

>>677994043
is it that bad? im considering a removal
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>>677994114
wtf mate..

seems to me you pay the same with insurance as I would have to pay if I went outside the government plans and paid for it myself here, but without having insurance.

>>677994595
It's a pretty shitty system, bro.
Anyone who tells you otherwise is rich enough that $150-$450 visits (the latter for a specialist) doesn't hurt their account.