Wake up. See this right next to your bed. What do?
>>677974099
Ask him why he hates himself enough to mutilate his body like that
You're a big guy
>>677974099
Say good morning to my nudist man servant and begin my day
say "no homo" ofc
>>677974099
Ask myself why I have so many psychopath paintings hanging in my room.
ask him wtf he put on my walls
>>677974099
Probably laugh, then jump on his back where he is completely harmless and steer him to destroy my enemies.
Say "Wow, just like one of my Japanese animes!"
Holy shit did he lift with his dick or something
>>677974099
Say "hey, dad"
>>677974579
Kek
>>677974875
"AGHHH what are you talking about? I'm talking about Piss and shit and you're talking about some Japanese shit I don't give a FUCK about"
>>677974099
Ask him why he is still in the Neanderthal stage of development and if he still lives in the caves of Europe.
>>677974244
4 U
Shoot it.
Yes, under the pillow.
Say what you want but it gives me an out here.
>>677974099
lick any traces of semen from the tip of his penis.
I would be to laugh at the cunt because of he looks pregnant and has mishappen cock
>>677974099
Danse, your cock must have a power armor on his own.
>>677976049
you are one unwitty faggot
>>677974099
One of the worse photoshops ive seen in my time
>>677975953
It's silicone. I doubt he can even get it up anymore since that treatment doesn`t increase the number of spongy body in the shaft
>>677976509
I've seen video, the dude has actually injected himself with shit to make his dick like that.
>>677974099
I would probably cringe a bit while ask him if he ever heard about our Lord and savior Vitruvian man
>>677976839
so this picture isn't shopped? damn
>>677977143
Forgot pic
Ask him how to get a peener weener like that
>>677974099
but he looks so satisfied with himself
>>677976839
link or its fake, no homo
>>677974099
Ask him if his butt hurts from previous night
>>677977474
what kind of pants does he wear to conceal a cock as mighty as thor's hammer?
>>677974099
MASTER CYLINDER!
Nudge your mom and tell her to prepare her anus.
>>677974099
Check to see if my anus is intact
>>677974099
Masturbate
>>677974099
>>677977474
can he get that thing erect? are there erect pics?
>>677977739
my guess: no
>>677977586
Slideshow!
>>677976509
>>677977302
its real, google for muscle eddie 12x12, you'll find photos and videos from him
AFAIK he is gay and escorts too.
This means that you guys have a chance to put his cock in your mouth.
>>677978639
pornhub
view_video.php?viewkey=1263469655
>>677974099
how is that even possible
>>677974099
would told him that he is racist and only niggers have big dick
>>677974099
i wonder what kind of childhood this man had
>>677974579
underrated post
>>677974579
keked
>>677979039
injections
>>677979927
Smile
>>677974099
>get a needle and prick him with it
>laugh as all the saline leaks out
>>677980068
>>677980145
>>677974099
Would he even be able to get any sexual pleasure from using that ridiculous dick? Why would you mutilate your dick like that?
>>677974099
I would laugh so damn hard. That dude is a douche. And I know he can't get it up and only fucks trans. Which this born with a huge dick dude isn't worried. But for more shits and giggles I would kick his dick with my steel tipped size 11 boot.
>>677980145
>>677980184
>>677979748
It aint underrated it ain't overrated
>>677977739
http://nesaporn . com /to /776828-muscle_eddie.html