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Wake up. See this right next to your bed. What do?
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Wake up. See this right next to your bed. What do?
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>>677974099
Ask him why he hates himself enough to mutilate his body like that
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You're a big guy
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>>677974099
Say good morning to my nudist man servant and begin my day
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say "no homo" ofc
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>>677974099
Ask myself why I have so many psychopath paintings hanging in my room.
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ask him wtf he put on my walls
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>>677974099
Probably laugh, then jump on his back where he is completely harmless and steer him to destroy my enemies.
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Say "Wow, just like one of my Japanese animes!"
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Holy shit did he lift with his dick or something
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>>677974099
Say "hey, dad"
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>>677974579
Kek
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>>677974875
"AGHHH what are you talking about? I'm talking about Piss and shit and you're talking about some Japanese shit I don't give a FUCK about"
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>>677974099
Ask him why he is still in the Neanderthal stage of development and if he still lives in the caves of Europe.
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>>677974244
4 U
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Shoot it.

Yes, under the pillow.

Say what you want but it gives me an out here.
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>>677974099
lick any traces of semen from the tip of his penis.
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I would be to laugh at the cunt because of he looks pregnant and has mishappen cock
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>>677974099
Danse, your cock must have a power armor on his own.
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>>677976049
you are one unwitty faggot
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>>677974099
One of the worse photoshops ive seen in my time
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>>677975953
It's silicone. I doubt he can even get it up anymore since that treatment doesn`t increase the number of spongy body in the shaft
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>>677976509
I've seen video, the dude has actually injected himself with shit to make his dick like that.
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>>677974099
I would probably cringe a bit while ask him if he ever heard about our Lord and savior Vitruvian man
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>>677976839
so this picture isn't shopped? damn
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>>677977143
Forgot pic
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Ask him how to get a peener weener like that
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>>677974099
but he looks so satisfied with himself
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>>677976839
link or its fake, no homo
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>>677974099
Ask him if his butt hurts from previous night
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>>677977474
what kind of pants does he wear to conceal a cock as mighty as thor's hammer?
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>>677974099
MASTER CYLINDER!
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Nudge your mom and tell her to prepare her anus.
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>>677974099
Check to see if my anus is intact
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>>677974099
Masturbate
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>>677974099
>>677977474
can he get that thing erect? are there erect pics?
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>>677977739
my guess: no
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>>677977586
Slideshow!
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>>677977559
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>>677976509
>>677977302

its real, google for muscle eddie 12x12, you'll find photos and videos from him

AFAIK he is gay and escorts too.

This means that you guys have a chance to put his cock in your mouth.
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>>677978639

pornhub
view_video.php?viewkey=1263469655
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>>677974099
how is that even possible
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>>677974099
would told him that he is racist and only niggers have big dick
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>>677974099
i wonder what kind of childhood this man had
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>>677974579
underrated post
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>>677974579
keked
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>>677979039
injections
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>>677979927
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Smile
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>>677974099
>get a needle and prick him with it
>laugh as all the saline leaks out
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>>677974099
Would he even be able to get any sexual pleasure from using that ridiculous dick? Why would you mutilate your dick like that?
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>>677974099
I would laugh so damn hard. That dude is a douche. And I know he can't get it up and only fucks trans. Which this born with a huge dick dude isn't worried. But for more shits and giggles I would kick his dick with my steel tipped size 11 boot.
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>>677979748
It aint underrated it ain't overrated
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>>677977739
http://nesaporn . com /to /776828-muscle_eddie.html
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