Ylyl thread. Ultimate edition!
>>677972218
>Rotary Camaro
>>677972191
why did I lose at this
>>677972629
lol the trees are so small, what type is this?
lost
>>677972144
>>677972144
YLYL WTF edition time, include the bananas faggot, nature girl is on her way here.
>>677975079
One more thing to include, before she arrives, listen to this while piccolodick is around:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3AKR3D4KM4
>>677972144
you want to laugh? check this faggot
>>677972144
twitch thegamingmasterzzz
dipshit thinks he's funny
>>677975698
Are these type of people actual functioning members of society?
>>677975698
judging from the rest of the room they are way to tiddy and are compensating their anal retention by more anal retention?!
>>677975260
Thanks, doc.
>>677976275
>>677976275
>>677976673
Oh, I've see you made it. Our little chaotic guy is looking a little hardened today.
>>677973201
Where did the ruddypoos go?
>>677976457
If you'd seen the beginning video first one above, that's worse. Identify traps and trannies:
Males:
if above 25, they have not gotten laid in quite some time
General ignorance
Mindless personalities that match their monotone "I'm a dude" voices.
A chav, douchebag, or guido. All closet cases.
Avoidance of child support.
Unsafe around little girls.
Finds Dane Cook funny.
Knows endless information about sports, operating machinery, what he did with his 'buddies' last night, etc.
Represses his feelings and compensates by acting like a douche and getting plastered. Insecurity is not pretty my friend.
Roid Rage. (and other kinds of rage)
Has watched Meatspin to the point of being considered gay, but will still deny the fact.
Calls you a faggot because you like to watch Basketball instead of Football, which makes perfect sense.
Extreme levels of Unwarranted Self-Importance
50% of straight male conversation is devoted to Sports (ironic, considering some sports are about big, sweaty men rubbing on each other) 30% is doublespeak, meant to hide their attraction to their fellow "straight" friends (actually that sounds a little homo...), and the other 20% is about their cock (gaydar readings of over 9000). Pie Chart pending.
If all else fails, stick a cock in his ass. If he has an irrational violent response, he's probably a heterosexual.
If he responds favorably: heterosexuality is equally probable.
Jealousy of homosexuals
Will go to any lengths to deny their love for the cock
Females:
Cry a lot
Cannot field-strip an assault rifle
Cannot name more than three Indigo Girls songs
Get almost raped a lot
Pretend to be lesbian in order to garner male attention.
Feminazi
Both:
Have complexes
Unstable when angry, and tend to bitch slap
Pussies
>>677976891
>>677977058
you're an idiot
>>677977058
And that's relevant, how when you're on /b/?
desu
>>677977155
And so is your mom, because she:
Is a dyke (All closet cases for any gender)
Watches meatspin and denies the fact that she likes meatspin.
Is a piece of white trash (fact)
Can't learn to do anything good but to cook in the kitchen.
Sucks nigger cock in her mouth to get paid rather than work in the kitchen like she's supposed to.
Would love to be kicked the fuck out of Gordon Ramsay's kitchen, because she's a chav and dyke.
>>677977155
He's right.
>>677977591
>>677976275
>>677976673
Back. Wanna raid this shit up?
>>677977757
Homophobia, or gay envy, is a big deal in the straight community. Gays are pretty much the superior race and know how to have a good time(110% of heterosexual women agree), and the straighties hate them for it. Similar to women's cock envy of men, men have gay envy of homosexuals. Through the transitive property, women also have gay envy of homosexuals. And cock envy. Explaining the experimentation with other chicks and the exploitable obsession with gay men.
Also, gay men are effortlessly surrounded by dozens of women who want their John Thomas, and straight dudes can't deal. Straight men see a vag and can't figure out what the fuck to do with it, and are known for having group forums on how to handle it. Dumbassery at it's finest.
It's well known fact that the gays get all the ass they want anyway and never have to worry about an eggo in the preggo, which stresses straight men to no end. That and the fact that gay men and women are more interesting than breeders by far. This combined with their repressed sexuality and being on the receiving end of handjobs from their best friend since they were 9, culminates in an increase in hostility towards the gay community as a whole and is a form of self-loathing for being a horrendous hetero.
Eventually the majority of straight men begin to realize that yelling the word "faggot" doesn't change shit; so "if you can't beat em, join em" comes into play and thus we have bi-curiosity.
Recent studies have utilized cutting edge technology to show positive correlations between homophobia and homosexual tendencies in men. Remember kids, the same guy calling you a fucking fairy, is the same guy wearing his moms heels and trolling craigslist for discreet gay porno.
>>677975079
I could smell that.
>>677977935
>gay envy
HAHAHAHAHA
I kek'd
>>677977935
Pretty much stupid for arguments, but I do find it funny.
>>677977935
What are you even saying?
>>677972144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuHJHs_NF6s
>>677977757
You're not cause you suck nigger cock. All closet cases, you suck cock from.
If your dick twitches from this, you are not heterosexual.
>>677978375
Let us continue to bomb this some more.
>>677978412
>If your dick twitches from this, you are not heterosexual.
1. Bitch I'm a female, fuck off.
2. The only thing your dick twitches from is bullshit.
>>677973201
Oh damn I went on a study abroad with the chick in the blue on the right
>>677978412
You sure showed him. You're so smart and cool.
>>677978717
Why thank you. That's the sweetest thing I've heard you say.
>>677972218
>disappointment
thought it would cut to a paraplegic man in a wheelchair
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
>>677978375
banana cancer aside, it's horrifying that this person exists and that clothing exists
>>677972629
Ah, yes. The emu farms outside of Phoenix.
>>677978733
>2016
>posting simpsons images
you're either 50 or 11
>>677975260
phew, thanks doc
was feeling a little shaky
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life..
>>677977540
so you just came from the SJW/Cringe/Rage thread too....
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life...
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life....
>>677978412
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.....
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life......
ATTENTION ALL BANANAFAGS! Download the 2016 Banana Catalog now! 2,239 hilarious pictures of everyone's favorite banana and all the copypasta you can handle, all conveniently in one zip file: http://www.mediafire.com/download/auzihtbj5f6yagf/2016_Banana_Catalog.zip
Together we can make YLYL a better place. And as always, thanks for joining us tonight!
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.......
>>677975698
The typical mac user. Looks right to me.
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life........
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window.
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window..
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
>>677979655
>>677979590
Nice timing
>>677977058
Have some syrup with your waffles
>>677974986
4chan in one image
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sgz_5iIRdg
>>677976891
>>677977058
Avatarfags are cancer, enjoy your ban.
>>677976457
sauce
>>677974986
Congrats, you went on the 'Offended' page. How does that make you feel?
>>677979300
So cringe
>>677979400
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/auzihtbj5f6yagf/2016_Banana_Catalog.zip
I could always use a catalog of new forces...
>>677979655
4chan banana bullshit.
Platnium proves your richer than bananas.
>>677980041
And what about the banana fags? They get their ban too. Just like Sarah Palin got banned for sucking nigger cock and George W Bush's cock.
>>677980217
I went through that page 800 times, I'm a fucking god for resisting all of that shit, never being offended by a single image. Man how good does it feel to be so resistant to shock images and disgusting shit?
>>677976200
learn English cunt
>>677972144
>>677973985
Oh for shit's sake...
>>677972629
Allways the bloody emus
>>677972373
Literally the only funny thing here
>>677980538
yeaah that banana ban is really working great
>>677972144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXrwsIdkl50&nohtml5=False
>>677982270
Getting them banned isn't going to stop them completely. They'll change their IP address to get around it, unless they find a fresh TOR/VPN/Proxy node.
>>677982410
Heterosexuals will deny the fact that they will like this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ96KL2p-YM
>>677982817
fucking lost man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGSomWAs4yg
kek
>>677978632
Sure you did
>>677977058
>>677977540
>>677977935
>>677978858
>>677980538
Kekking hard at this fag
>>677980041
Maximum kekkage
>>677972373
Man, that's not okay. You don't make porn with kids.
>>677973985
uh fuck, why the shit did I lose to this?
>>677973985
Simpsons shitposting?
>>677979406
Jesus my captcha had a weird image
>>677983166
lost at the end, holy fuck
>>677983166
that was a sick review tbh fam
>>677978412
first of all, that vag is fucking abysmal
secondly WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HER ASSHOLE WTF???
>>677972191
>>677972191
I would watch the shit out of that
>>677980043
well that was unexpected
>>677980043
lost
>>677972218
I was hoping for Auschwitz at the end
>>677977914
sauce pls
>>677972629
The filename got me
>>677983166
Almost lost to my own pic
>>677979716
Lost
>>677985995
You won't be missed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy_kYSD53JA
>>677983166
topkek
Once many years ago I had a a special person in my life. Every morning I woke up comforted by the knowledge that they would always be there for me and that I'd have someone to hold onto in times of worry, it was heaven having such a wonderful love.
One day just out of the blue they started to become more distant. At first I felt confused, constantly wondering why they weren't half as open as they used to be. Confusion quickly turned to sorrow as that warm embrace I once had became the rear end of a cold shoulder. All that I could wonder was why.
One day I broke at the dinner table and I yelled out "Why wont you speak to me anymore do you not love me!?" all she said was "Lori... there's another." She then showed me a fucking picture of that fucking banana before looking me dead in the eyes all while saying "I really really like him"
>>677972144
remember Ducktales?
i fuck around with a girl who looks just like Webby. (its possible)
the sex is so fluffly moist.
the blow jobs are so ridged in her bill.
its so hot to have someones lips be just as hard as your cock.
and omg the way her feathers stick together when they're laced with my cum.
*shudders with pleasure*
its difficult to describe accurately but I can only call the dried cum feathers one of the most "a la carte" meals I've ever had in my life.
this is our fuck song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
*duckbumps*
was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window..
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.