If you are pooping right now, you MUST post in this thread.
Posting
>>677971884
ITT: Gross faggots who don't know feces particles travel by air and stick to your device's screen.
There's a reason you have a separate room for pooping.
Just what I needed
How did you know?
Dropping one on the clock.
>>677971884
You bastard. You got me
Son of a bitch...
>>677972332
>ITP: Gross faggot that doesn't realize there's literally shit particles on every inch of his body, and everyone else's, since the dawn of fucking humanity
Posting
>>677971884
Morning poo reporting in
Sat down
Opened /b/
Posted
Literally just plopped down and saw this thread
Apparently I'm not the only one with this habit.
Damn it.
>>677971884
>>677972115
>sat on shitter
>open /b/
>literally first post in catalog
kek
Ya got me
Only thread I've ever felt truly connected to
>>677973342
Same here.
Literal Shit posters unite
Kek
>>677973342
Same. 661 reporting.
>>677972332
Don't try to dictate how I live my life by attempting to gross me out.
Poop is love. Poop is life.
thanks for making me laugh OP
>>677973597
Also my cat's pooping too.
the very first thread i saw as i sat down...
caught me with my pants off
>>677973579
I suppose this calls for some actual shitposting
>>677973342
>>677973908
same kek
so this thread makes us shitposters, right?
>>677973978
Kind of looks like tendies
I hate you soo much OP
Well "shit".
Busted
Damn son.
Well
/b/ros big problem no shit paper. SOS
Shitposting, fucking shitposting
dropping one right now
I've got a turtle head poking out as I write this
Bomb has been planted.
baking the brownies right now and about to take them out of the oven.
i've always wondered who was pooping exactly when i was.. now i have an idea
My poo make my bummhole spicy but I havnt had spicy food.... Fml
God fucking dammit, OP.
i swear i can hear the tile guy fapping furiously
Wow. This thread made my day.
Hello poop fam
You got me
Damn busted
Poopy poop
The toilet is the best place to enjoy /b/
>>677971884
Irritable bowel syndrome Here
Caught me right as I was getting up, hope to god this 404s b4 I need to come back
>>677975665
Damn, one off satanic shits
Spicy chik fil a got me again.
>>677975778
One off God tier shits, son of a bitch
>>677972378
Are you just shitting on top of your toilet seat? We have an imposter.
>>677975714
Didnt even make it off the shitter.
Fml.
yoo guys
I always take a shit, and I stand ontop of the toilet, I just can't take a shit while sitting on it.. Your thoughts on it?
What a time to be alive
Off we gooooo into the wild white shitter!
>>677976081
This anon is correct!
Death to the imposter!
If you shit 10 mins a day at work that a little over a week's vacation over the course of the year.
Europe reporting in
>>677971884
i;m shitting now, i shit you not.
>>677976344
I know that song. Well played
>>677976540
It's nice to have a good shit after pt
>>677971884
Hahaha, did not expect this