I'm moving in 6 hours dubs decides the last thing I do in my old apartment will deliver
shit on the floor
Leave a pile of shit in the microwave or oven if you are taking the microwave
>>677970561
piss on the rug
>>677970793
Reroll
lock the door and leave you anti-social faggot
>>677970823
reroll
>>677970743
This is the only option
Burn down the house
Shit in the toilet and don't flush
Take a shit and put it in the freezer
>>677971107
This
>>677970793
Rolling for subtlety
>>677971004
Reroll
Don't do anything
>>677970561
write "GET OUT OF THIS ROOM" in shit and blood on the wall
>>677970938
>>677970793
One more time
spray your piss everywhere so the new tenants know whose territory it is
Stick your dick in the vacuum cleaner and turn it on
jerk off on a wall
>>677970793
Rollo
>>677970561
Turn on every sink and bathtub faucet. Run all the water
>>677971313
Rollin
>>677971255
Winrar
>>677971255
FUCK YEAH
>>677971255
WINRAR
>>677971255
Winrar
If we work together there is nothing we cant accomplish
shit smeared swastika on the wall.
>>677971422
Shitler it is
cum on roof
>>677971422
winrar
Op here, I don't have to poop.
>>677970561
I never get dubs.
Hammer (bigger the better) thrown into the ceiling as hard as possible
Piss on a bottle of bleach and run for your life.
>>677971642
bumped
Pour gas on carpet, set on fire, walk away
>>677971565
mate you have to
Shit on the carpet
>>677971565
>says he will deliver
>Turns out to be a faggot
Moving on
>>677971565
>>677971255
WINRAR
>>677970561
A party
fine then op. if u wont shit and deliver then ejaculate on the door handle
>>677971565
You can poop if you try hard enough.
>>677970561
>ejaculate
>wipe it on every door handle
>>677970561
Make several copies of druid and hide them in random places.
Suicide in the apartment OP
>>677970561
Sharpie in pooper
>>677973387
Reroll + post result
>>677972647
Nice gif haha
>>677970561
Take a dump in the closet
Print out pictures of nic cage's face and hide them everywhere. In every crevice, in every drawer, cabinet, appliance, drain, under the floor, inside light fixtures, inside outlet covers, just everywhere. Hide over a hundred nic cage faces.
>>677974125
Haha this this this, this and also this.
>>677972647
wtf is this shit
>>677970561
Take a leaving dump in the closet
>>677974125
roll
>>677971422
welp, this is never gonna happen
but we're all going to wait and see anyway.
All of these are dumb and will get you in trouble. Lift out the vents where the air comes in and shit in some and piss in some. Just piss if you are scared. You will be long gone and they won't look in there during inspection. But in a month or so when the new tenants turn on the air they will slowly start to smell it getting worse and worse
>>677974125
Yes, do this. If you still have a computer running you can hook up your printer real quick. Just print off like 4-5 of those sheets.
>>677974125
rolling
>>677971565
Imprint cock on wall of closet with penutbutter
>>677974125
You know you want to, OP
At least its not shit.
>>677974511
thiss!!! fuck the other ones, people say dumb as shit and expect Op to deliver.. seriosuyl guys sometime you are the fags making OP not able to deliver!
>>677974511
This op
OP left already.
>>677972647
>Disgusting people making an effort to be more disgusting
/shrug
Use vacuum to make a dick shape in the carpet. I know you know what I'm talking about.
>>677974125
We should all be doing that
Punch multiple holes in the walls
A fish. Hidden under the floorboards.
Leave the oven on. With your shoes in it.