File: 11204_10200490514200832_6409609_n.jpg (14 KB, 399x400) Image search: [Google]

14 KB, 399x400

yes

why wouldnt you? the heat relaxes muscles and the urine gets washed down a lot of us also takes the occasional shit in there specially if its runny to avoid tearing up the anal with the acid from the stool and paper.

>>677964267
Obviously

>>677964642
>why wouldnt you?
why would you? convenience, fair enough, but I don't think you're actually saving water since you shower with warm water (most people anyway) and halt all other activity while you're peeing - at least that's what I assume, props to the people who lather up their hair and take a piss at the same time

so what's that
>warm water continuously flowing for 30 seconds
vs
>cold water flowing for maybe 8

Maybe someone else know better, but pretty sure the saving water argument is bull

>>677964642

Either English isn't your first language, or you're typing on a potato.

Either way, what the fuck kind of paper are you using that is acidic? Are you wiping your ass with sulphuric acid,or a fucking car battery or something on that order?

>>677964267
I only ever shit in the shower.
Mush it through the grate with my heel so I can inspect the undigested food lumps.

>>677964267
WHAT THE HOLY FUCK IS WRONG WITH THOSE LEGS?

>>677965176
when you have the runs you may end up shitting out unprocessed acid causing your ass to be more sensitive towards everything so when you wipe you may end up tearing shit and starting to bleed

english isnt my first language but i missed like one word, im sure youre smart enough to puzzle things together anyways.

>>677965400
Have you ever actually done that? Smashing shit through a grate feels magical.

>>677965453
thats how sissys pee to make themslves beleive they're women

>>677965400
If you recycle the water afterward it would be an Indian shower

>>677965453
Never heard of knock-knees?

>>677964267
yes, why not ?

>>677965499
I only ever do that.
I haven't defecated in a toilet in over 10 years. The last time a laid a loaf outside of a shower was last year when I took a shit in the ocean on vacation.

>>677964267
Of course not, what would i drink if i do so

File: 1458286859484.gif (996 KB, 150x148) Image search: [Google]

996 KB, 150x148

>>677964267
I fuck your mom in shower faggot

>>677965653
im seriously considering getting a squatty potty because cleaning up outside the toilet is a fucking hassle

>>677965653
That's living in luxury right there.

No, that shit is vile. Rather pee outside.

>>677964267
Straight into the drain, yes. Once I learned it was sterile I said fuck getting out of the shower dripping just to piss

>>677965176
>wiping your ass with a car battery
kek, Thanks for making my day

>>677964267
No, but sauce on that picture? I like the style

>>677966193
The irony is that if you touch the tip of your tongue to a girl/guys balloon knot it actually tastes like a 9V battery.

File: lead_large.png (248 KB, 615x447) Image search: [Google]

248 KB, 615x447

>>677966367
P.S. I pee in the shower too

>>677965977
>Once I learned it was sterile
Myth.
http://jcm.asm.org/content/52/3/871.abstract?sid=2ddbe134-33db-4d37-b3fe-101887fe5811

>>677964267
no

>>677964267
It's all pipes what's the difference?

>>677965016
Actually interested in this, can anyone say anything in regards?

Google result only yield hack tabloid shit, nothing really scientific

>>677967030
>It's all pipes what's the difference?
Afaik different kinds of pipes though

Just saying in case you meant "It's all [the same] pipes"

>>677964642
>us
Speak for yourself faggot

>>677965016
He never said anything about saving water.

But if you pissed while shampooing your hair, yes, it would save water.

>>677964642
No, no, that's just you. Most of us don't shit in the shower.

File: 9c154937d06feadbc8da39c4e5602c59.jpg (42 KB, 598x416) Image search: [Google]

42 KB, 598x416

>>677964267
Only when I take a shower with my gf.

>>677968262
This. Sexy af. But finding a girl who is up for it is kinda hard.

Every single time for as long as I can remember, I shower as soon as I get up so instead of flushing the toilet and having to wait for the shower to get hot again I just have my morning piss straight down the plug hole

>>677969030
Wait, do you flush with hot water ?

>>677969097
No but flushing the toilet before turning on the shower means I have to wait like 30 seconds for it to get hot where as if I turn the shower straight on without flushing then it's instant heat

>>677964267
occasionally, unless i'm showering with someone else or in someone else's bathroom.

Yeh, easier than flushing

>>677969639
>not peeing on eachother in the shower
dude, not sayin' do it, but not sayin' don't try it, either.

>>677964267
Are you an idiot?
Because I am not /b/
and I have no shower to piss into

If it's a standalone shower then yes, if it's a bath tub with a mounted shower head then no

>>677964267
Dude I been known to shit in the shower... just stomp it through the drain cover

>>677970276
why?

>>677970401
We got a shower shitter over here

>>677964267
I pee everywhere. In the shower, outside, on the floor, in my pants. It's really fun.

>>677970478
Because I don't want to piss into the bath tub because I have to lay there, I know the water washes it away but it's psychological, when do you ever need to sit/lay in the bottom of a shower cubicle? Never! So pissing in the cubicle is okay

>>677970858
I sit down in my shower (not a tub) all the time

File: FB_IMG_1459404842558.jpg (35 KB, 706x960) Image search: [Google]

35 KB, 706x960

Why shit in the shower when I got a perfectly good chest that dips in because my sternum is fuck and its made like a personal chest shit bowl made for shitting into with shit?

>pic related mfw shit is shit into my shit collector chest

>>677968553
my gf loves it when i piss on her in the shower. she thinks it's "cleaning" her

>>677965400
I need to do this

>>677971063
>she thinks it's 'cleaning' her
is your gf fucking six years old??