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I don't have them so I don't know. How does it feel to be kicked in the balls? Are guys overreacting when they roll around on the floor?
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>>677959714

sometimes when we get hit in dick we fake it .
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>>677959714
they aren't overreacting though some can take it better than others like the guys in ballbusting clips.
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>>677959714
It's a mix of immediate pain from the impact, worry that something will stay fucked, and mainly immense nausea that rises from your balls to your stomach to your throat, something harder to control than pain.

What you see in clips from just light kicks or when boys punch each other a bit - that's all just play and fake.
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>>677959714
It's a pain like no other. Not that it necessarily hurts more than other things, but rather that it feels paralyzing. It's scary and uncomfortable and seems to hit the entire body at once. At least that's what it's felt like when I've been hit/fallen on my balls. I've broken bones, twisted joints, been cut deeply and have been hit hard enough to black out, but those things have always been preferably to being kicked or punched in the balls.
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>>677959714
this is my fetish
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>>677959714
I require sauce on the grill
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>>677959714
sauce
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>>677961730
moar?
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I don't know, i never got kicked
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>>677962084
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Actually, it's pretty similar to the pain linked to childbirth.
They are internal organs anyway, even if exposed. If the hit is strong, you feel nausea, pain in several zones (up to stomach) and even difficulty in breathing.
They are really fragile, and some kind of damage can lead to death.

So yes, it's pretty much that bad

Movies, or getting hit on the dick, all fake.
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>>677964358
obviously, they are an erogenous zone too.

If our GF plays with them, massage them, grab them, etc. it's always pleasing (unless she uses too much force, obviously, even if someone like it that way)
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>>677964754
>tfw no gf to play with my balls
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The pain goes up into your gut. It literally feels like someone punched you hard as fuck in the stomach.
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>>677964871
don't worry anon, you'll find someone who will love you.

Maybe you just have to try dating someone, you know, in the real world
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>>677959714
tits or gtfo
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>>677965143
>ITS THAT EASY
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>>677964871
I'll play with your balls
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>>677965378
are you a gril?
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>>677965511
I can be if you want... Let me go get a knife.
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>>677965372
Actually, it's easier than you may think. Just stay away from the retards, the bitches, the moneydiggers, the selfish, etc.
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Imagine being hit on your funny bone, and then multiply that intensity and duration by 10 to 30. That is what it feels like.
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>>677965611
must be easy being a normie
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>>677965703
>funny bone
>bone

almost got away with it you skeleton son of a bitch....
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>>677966100
kek
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Have any one got hiv from fucking this bitches?
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>>677959714
a lot depends on how accurate the kick is (a lot of times it's just a glancing blow, balls have a lot of room to manouver) and whether the guy is in adrenaline rush - if he's primed for combat it won't stop him
if you want a good analogy, squeezing balls is a lot like squeezing eyeballs through your eyelid
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>>677959714
Imagine having a pair of eyeballs wrapped in a thin layer of skin tethered to your crotch. They are almost the same in terms of sensitivity. Getting poked in the balls feels like getting poked in the eye. Now imagine getting kicked in the eye and it's not pleasant.

I know my description isn't spot-on but that's the only way I've been able to explain it to girls. Obviously there's the whole experience of stomach pain, nausea and the sense of impending infertility too.
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>>677959714
sauce?
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>>677966269
>>677966552
>hivemind
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>>677966705
Only noticed after posting.
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>I don't have them so I don't know
Failed circumcision?
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>>677959714
Getting hit in the balls hard enough can be worse than being stabbed.
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POP
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>>677967698
hot
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Kik: mydick1988
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Why don't you have balls OP. Did you lose them somehow? Story?
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There are two types:

1. You immediately fall to the floor cupping your balls, waiting for the pain to pass.

2. You get hit in the balls, but there is only mild immediate pain. After about 10 - 20 seconds the actual pain sets in and you just have to walk around like you just shit yourself, cup your balls and wait for the pain to pass.
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>>677962831
Cool slideshow.
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>>677968071
>>677967043
Maybe OP is simply a femanon?
Also I just rediscovered my ballbusting fetish, so bump
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>>677965095
>mainly
Yeah, it's strange, the blow is to your nether regions but pain mostly tummy.
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>>677959714
PussyPunt!
Ever tried to get a proper kick inna cunt, bitch?
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Getting kicked and childbirth are about the same pain levels based pff a study. Though generally the balls hirt so bad cause shits unexpected.
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>>677961730
you know, as long as it's done right, this is actually pleasurable, i had my girl play rough with me last sunday, she was biting my cock, no marks and no scraping, try it on your finger, just till it starts to hurt a little, and really squeezing my balls and slapping them every now and then, i was right between pain and pleasure and loudly moaning from the feeling of both, came buckets in her mouth and she loved it, didn't even bother me after that, just a dull ache for a few hours while i rested
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>>677959714
Its a slowly increasing pain, really strong the istant of impact, like a shock, then after that moment you feel a growing unease very debilitating and you have no power over it
It's hard to breathe, to talk and even to think, depending how hard you got hit

The pain is always the same untill you get phisical damage, what it changes is the time you feel it, and remember it increases costantly

I can compare it to a punch in the stomach if you don't see it coming
I think it's because we have no muscles to absorb the impact, its a weak point
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>>677959714
Now I want to try it. Where can I find a qt to kick me in the balls
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>>677959714
It's a dull ringing pain.

But uh, show your tits and a timestamp bitch
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>>677969635
me 2
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>>677968228
moar
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hey OP did all this thread answer your question?

Also, what the fuck are you sayin man?
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Getting kicked in the balls is worse than child birth. Haven't you hears the saying? Two years after having a kid, a woman may think, "Gee, I would like to have another child." But you will never hear a man say, "Gee, I think I would like to get kicked in the balls again."
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>>677972233
Actually, some guys seems to like it
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>>677972672
i like it
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>>677972870
diamonds
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>>677959714
No balls?
Tits or gtfo
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>>677971918
That's the biggest picture posting fuckup I've ever seen. And I've seen a lot.
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>>677973150
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I love a nice little tug or squeeze... but I have no idea how these guys take a kick to the balls without passing out.
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>>677972999

I think you mean the SMALLEST amirite
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>>677959714
No. If you get hit hard enough you can legitimately faint from the pain. But you have to really hit the balls, hitting the dick hardly hurts at all.
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>>677973640
oh you, when you're right, you're right.
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>>677960376
that's actually a pretty good description of it.
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>>677973889
This, one of your nuts has to be directly hit and it doesn't need to be a kick, if you single a nut out and flick it hard it hurts like fuck. As a kid I vomited after nutting myself on my bike, pain just travels up your body, only thing I'd compare it too is chronic tooth ache but it's a very different feeling.
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It's actually higher on the pain scale than childbirth, a legit kick is awful. Especially if you're kicked at such an angle it can cause the spematic chord to twist and you'll instantly drop to the floor because your testicles have now torsioned and if they aren't un-twisted within the next 4 hours they die and stay swollen.
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>>677959714
getting kicked or hit in the testicles hurts like hell, if anyone ever did that to me they better leave immediately because as soon as i can get myself ready for a fight i will be pounding them with my fists as hard as i can
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Stephen King describe it great in one of his books. I think it was "It."
Something like "Imagine a giant ball of ice in your gut and the urge to puke and shit your pants at the same time."
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>>677959714
Testicles are internal organs that just happen to be on the outside due to the fact that they can't operate properly at normal body temperatures.

Imagine if you had your kidneys hanging in a little bag below your abdomen - pretty fucking unpleasant getting hit there, right? Except kidneys don't even have all that many nerve endings because usually they're pretty protected. Testicles, on the other hand, are rigged with a fuckton of pain receptors because the body is aware that they're extremely vulnerable and need to be protected at all costs.

If someone had a big gaping hole in their abdomen, it would not be okay to reach in and poke their internal organs. So why some girls think it's funny to fuck with guys' testicles is beyond me.
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>>677965372
it is that easy bit i have never had a gf for more than 2 months because i get bored with them
anyone else?
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>>677959714
It's horrific and the amount of pain it causes is nonsensical
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>>677974509
Because they assume guys are just faking it and nothing could ever dare compare to their baby ass periods and childbirth.

I don't think they understand that pain actually comes from nociceptor that are all over the testicles and sends nerve signals to the brain and spinal chord.
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>>677967917
don't know why i kek'd
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>>677959714
It hurts SO FUCKING BAD! Those other guys must have some small sacks. mine is a good size getting just a tap isnt to bad it hurts, but then you have the guys that do a "nut tap" but they like slam your shit back into your body and it feels like im going to die. When girls try to do it (in a non-joking manner) i will straight up fuck them up cause they have no idea the pain behind it and they think its fake. To all those types of bitches i hope you die a terrible torturous death
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>>677974205
>>677968990
>>677972233
>>677964358

i demand some source, from where is your information
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>>677959714
>womyn starts a thread on /b/
>posts gif of girl kicking balls
>can't find it via reverse image search

are you the girl in that .gif or a ball kicker yourself, OP? anyways, just give us her ID ?
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>>677959714
It's an intense, unique pain that radiates through your guts and can make you barf.

I heard it's on the same level of childbirth
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>>677975083
Not those anons, but here.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2316535/YouTube-cartoon-tries-answer-Whats-painful-child-birth-kick-testicles.html

http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/video-childbirth-verse-getting-kicked-balls

It's honestly about the same, but certain things can vary at times for either one.
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It's real painly when you sit on your balls too.
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>>677974205
>Implying pain can have a scale other than 1-10 which what hospitals use
>Implying pain isn't relative and thus for some child birth is pretty easy and for others having a needle in the arm causes them to pass out from pain.
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>>677975370
welp okay, today i learned something, i guess.
then i dont know why women bitch about giving birth
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moar gifs and webms?
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>>677975793
Not many women pass out during child birth, having witnessed my wife go through it twice the hardest thing about childbirth is it's a high level of pain over a long time, balanced by a sense of achievement and a life changing event if it was equivalent to a a solid hit to the testicles a lot of women would give birth unconcious.
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>>677972999
Ok I'm going to help you out because it's obvious you're a fucking retard.

>it's a pic of George Bush
>pic size is 11-9
>11-9 = 9/11

That clear it up for you? It won't be the last time you've seen it posted
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motherless 2F6C769
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>>677964358
>>677975302
>>677975370
This. Except for being tapped in the penis. That hurts enough to make you question where it went.

But... the objective pain of childbirth and ball-busting are the same. The nerves responsible for the sensory experiences down there are fundamentally identical on anons and femanons- except for the means and the state of said genitalia: Men have their ovaries on the outside with their vagina inside-out, dangling outside of their body, and their ovaries can get all twisted up if they move it bad. Also, their vaginas stand at attention at inopportune times, which makes dick-tapping worse. Women have their testicles on the inside, but their penis is inside-out and is stretched over a larger surface area/volume... and it constantly leaks. And bleeds. Whoa.

When a man is kicked in the testes in the average scenario of toe hits testicle, it can be seen as having a child for about 3-20 minutes (minus the ripping of flesh right to the anus) depending on the severity of the damage done- unless you've absolutely ruined him, in which he very much may just die on the spot. Kind of like childbirth, when having a kid every 9 months was cool.

So, when you say to yourself, "It's not like it actually hurts that bad", just watch a video of a woman ripping a man's hand off in a hospital room.
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>>677978557
moar?
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>>677959714
I can gently flick my balls by accident, and if I hit them wrong, my stomach hurts for 10 minutes after. Also feeling kinda sick, but no real danger of puking.
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>>677959714
The exact same as a pain from an ovarian cyst. May you suffer one soon.
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>>677978739
so 2d is acceptable?
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>>677959714
Hello OP, the nerve endings are sensitive in that area based on its properties and job. Imagine getting stabbed in the stomach with scissors, that are stabbing in and out repeatedly, while opening and closing and twisting.
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>>677967523
If struck hard enough it can cause death.
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The pain is insanely bad.

There are layers to it, as well.

A few days ago, I accidentally poked my testicle with my fingertip. It wasn't even a hard poke, just a tap. The pain was sharp and sudden, it scared/shocked me, and I got this 'holy shit look what I almost did' feeling, like I'd narrowly avoided serious injury.

I used to have a male "friend" back in school who thought it was funny to punch guys in the balls, so I have a bit more experience with this than I'd like.

A proper hit to the testicles is a pain like nothing else. It starts with an immediate sharp pressure pain that feels like your balls have been crushed. Then there's a powerful ache that flares in intensity. Following that is the sharp ache in your gut.

The pain itself is intense. It's not like regular pain where you grit your teeth and think "fuck, that hurts" and wait for it to fade. It's a pain that clouds your mind, you can barely think. You convulse, you lose your breath, you start to quake and can't stand. Then there's the panic that sets in. It's hard to control, like your mind starts worrying about your fertility, it just feels wrong.

I never fainted, but I did lose my vision one time, for a few minutes. Almost threw up, too.
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>>677961730
>>677964228
>>677964373

does he fuck her at the end?
if so, do you have sauce?
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>>677974509
>Testicles are internal organs that just happen to be on the outside due to the fact that they can't operate properly at normal body temperatures.

frankly, I've always thought that this was the best argument against Intelligent Design that you could possibly make
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>>677965916
>>677965703
Kek
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>>677979182
yes
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If a female does or attempts to kick U in the balls this is a serious physical assault snd you should punch them in the face or call the police.
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>>677980839
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ever knocked an ovary hard?

like that.
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>>677959714
You how when you bump your elbow (funny bone) and the sensation is way more than the actual impact seems to warrant? It's like that times 1000.
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Like getting hit in the cervix.
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That's one of he ways my mother used to punish me as a kid. Yeah, it's fucking painful.
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