>>677949641
ehhhhh

hard choice between A and C

probably A, for the kid

C fucked up its his fault, old people are old so what we all get old, D is a fuckin zombie

>>677949641
D.
Because he's fucking undead.

I don't give a fuck, I'd stand up and let them fight it out

>>677949641
B she old as fuck.

A doesn't deserve it because she doesn't know how to keep her legs shut.

C has crutches he can fucking stand. Stop doing stupid shit.

D should have been shot on sight.

Why the fuck am I the one who has to give up my seat? Fuck them it sucks to suck.

>>677949641
....I can't get up the bag is hiding my boner

>>677949736
>A
She should have given that pussy to some nigga with a car

>>677949641
Definitely not C because he's A FUCKING WHITE MALE!

>>677949641
ill take a shit on the seat and 360 out of there

C

A is just a mother, don't have a baby if you aren't prepared for carrying it without a stroller etc

B She isn't exactly dying, she is still able to stand and she shouldn't be out on he own without a wheel chair if she needs a seat that bad

C He should get the chair because he is injured, most of the time not his fault, it's hard to keep that leg up all the time, he could lose his balance, but then again, he shouldn't be out but he might have a job

D is a fucking zombie, just kill it.

>>677949736
>>677949745
>>677949775
>>677949786
>>677949857
>new /b/ would actually give their seat
Fucking newfag normies fuck off this site forever pls.

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>>677949641
None.
My taxes are paying for A's welfare, B's pension, C's public health services and accident compensation and D's aids medicine.

Whoever sits first gets the fucking seat

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>Ill give up my seat just let me finish real quick

>>677949641
I do. Fuck them

>>677949902
>Giving up your seat for a Nazi

>>677949924
Bitch he asked who deserved it not if I was going to get up.

>>677949924
edgy brah

>>677949641
E, the guy who took the seat.

None its my seat

>>677949641
If it's the actual me irl i'd give seat to old lady.

But if i'm this suit guy, and the o.a.p. is this stoned faced bitch I'd not give up my seat, why don't they go to the "reserved for disabled/pregnant" seats?

A if the baby is a male

>>677949960
that's the closest rendition of my penis i've ever seen online

>>677949641
Actually, you dont even need to choose . You stand up and let them argue on who the seat goes to . You dont have to verbaly adress who youre going to give the seat do you ? Just let the rats fight for the cheese , jeez.

>>677949641
none, my seat it's my seat, right?

Put my earphones in, look forward & stop caring. That's the /b way

None fuck those faggots if they can stand in a line to get me to give them my seat then they can stand in a line till I get off

>>677949641
Everyone deserves that seat because he's a white cis male and he should be murdered. Its the only decent thing to do in a progressive and tolerant society.

I would just getup and Leave the morale dilemma to who sits down.

>>677949641
None of them DESERVE my seat.

But since I'm a healthy male I can stand up. C has been in an accident and D is obviously very sick, so they would be prioritized. Whoever gets there first. I know myself what a bother it is to both be hurt and sick.

B I would give my seat if C and D were not present. B is an old woman with a cane. She obviously has problems walking and may need her strength to walk when she gets off.

If B D C are not present I will give my seat to A. Given that it was her choice to have children, it does not change her and my position; I'm a healthy male who can stand up, she's a mother with a child and seemingly another on the way. I know myself from my wife being pregnant that she got tired easily and preferred sitting down especially in the later stage of pregnancy.

If I were the gentleman in the picture, I'd argue that I deserve the seat because in my country, Sweden, I pay for
1. health care that C and D uses,
2. elderly care that B uses (though she herself has likely worked towards this as well, and been fucked over by the swedish government because ahmed and mohammed get that money instead
3. the money A gets from the government in child support, and the education her children will receive for free

So it really boils down to who you are as a person. Myself I'd prioritize giving it to C or D for above reasons.

Turn towards them and say:

Which of you deserves this seat the most; discuss.

Then watch as they all try to justify them getting the seat; which in turn causes an argument and they all miss their stops.

>>677949641
None of them, they are all looking far to expectant of my seat for me to relinquish it, besides women and men are equal, I could just be patronizing a strong, unique, cleaver, feminist single mother

>>677949641
id offer my seat to the baby as a apology for raping his mom.

entitlement is a bitch.
i dont speedoo like sanec just to nab a seat, so if i find one, im not giving it up for a few frowning niggers pretending they are human.

This is really simple. You have to think about their skeleton. A got no problem standing up, next up is C where his foot is injured, Bs skeleton is weaker than the others.

>>677950293
>My seat, it's my seat

Okay mongo it's your seat calm down

And the babby deserves it.

None of them deserve it, but i'd give it to c if he asked nicely.
Women don't deserve the spot just because they just had a child, they chose that themselves.
Old people in general don't deserve the spot just because they're old.
And Zombies probably shouldn't be on public transportation anyway.

>>677949641
D. That nigga looks like he crawled out of a grave, I can easily beat the other two.

>>677949641
The man already in the seat. Because he likes to russle other people's jimmies wherever he goes.

>>677949641
D
I'd give it to A if D wasn't there because she is carrying another human being, albeit a small one. B and C are both just trying to carry themselves. But D is carrying what could easily wipe out the entire human race and all trace of civilization on earth. D carries the heaviest burden and is therefore most deserving of the seat.

I'm on my phone, I don't notice any of them

A - If she wants to travel comfortably, maybe she should have let a guy with a car impregnate her.
B - I, a hard working man who has to spend hours in an office, am not going to give my seat to an elderly person who simply decided to take the day out because of boredom.
C - First the Nazi invades Europe, now he's going to invade my seat.
D - Could have eaten A,B,C instead of me needing to figure out why I decide to not give my seat up for anyone. 1/10 zombie skills

>>677949641
D no question there.
A: Has a baby and is pregnant again so shes a bitch and thinks shes better then others.
B: She is old as fuck she would die so no reason to offer her the seat.
C: Just look at his face i mean he looks like the kind of guy who got himself into the broken leg by hitting his wife while being drunk and getting beatin by her nigger bf.
D: Typical White male wo gets stomped by Feminists all the time i mean look at the poor guy he looks like he is dead.

>>677949641
D

He is super tired from chasing his food all day to eat

>>677949641
nobody. I was here first, deal.

>>677949641
>be me
>at my way home after hard day of work
>sit down and mind my own business
>4 people watching me want my beloved seat
>reallynigga.mp4
>seat right behind me is empty
>2 or 3 seats at the other side are also free
>"are you guys retarded or just fucking lazy?"

None, I sit there giving them a shit eating grin hoping they die a little on the inside.

>>677951325
>my beloved seat
Kek

>>677949641
I'd make them decide, I'd just stand up and say free seat for anyone.

>All looking at me like im filth for sitting down

Well they can fuck off and find another seat, I just finished a 12 hour shift if they think they're gonna get their way by being dick heads they can go look over the fucking rainbow

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>>677949641
Btw A has a child in her arms and is pregnant again.
The right answer is A .

>>677951465
^

C
The only white male

>>677949641
E. Me, fuck everybody

>>677949641
I just let the chair empty, and i'll watch them to fight for it.

>>677949924
OMG, did your transgender mom fuck you too hard, so you've grown up so angry, edgelord ?

>>677949641

I stand up and walk to the back of the bus so I can subtly rub myself while they fight over the seat still warm from my buttocks.

There is enough room for 4 more chairs, blame the train company.

>>677949641
None of them.

>>677949854
underrated post

Realistically to A. Though C looks in pretty bad shape. He must have gotten Hitler by a car or something

>>677951470
If she has a child and her arms and is pregnant at the same time, she just doesn't know how to use fucking condoms.

>>677950272
are you me?

>>677949641
>Stand up
>Let them decide it

It got me the job during the interview. Yeah, this was one of those stupid questions to test I dunno what.

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>>677949641
Zombie gonna eat em all anyway just stay sittin

>>677949641
none of them because they are all giving me this bitchy look. go fuck yourselfes.

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>>677949641
Well, I'd have to go with C for the following reasons: first off, let's assume D is not human and thus not a consideration. Sorry, but I'm not here all day so we just aren't accepting non humans right now. So now, let's assume that A got intentionally pregnant and we will further assume that B has reached old age intentionally as well. Let's finally assume that C had an accident and did not try to break his leg.
Just because A has a baby does not entitle A to the seat, in fact, it is likely opposite. Let's assume the A's baby does shit other babies do and it randomly cries and otherwise makes public transit even worse so she can stand. B? I'd like to talk to B but if she's just an old lady she can still stand.

Finally, looking at the title I notice the word 'deserves' and I can't help but think none of them 'deserves' a seat.

>>677949641

A is pregnant with a very young baby but also seems to be about 6-7 months pregnant.

Meaning THE BABY IN HER ARMS ISN'T EVEN HER BABY! She fucking stole it. She's clearly psychotic or is offering the baby for the guy's seat as some kind of trade.

>>677951895
No, but I may have the exact same penis, we should fuck/suck so we know what it's like to fuck/suck our own penis.

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>deserves
Which one of them achieved anything to earn this particular seat? How's getting fucked an achievement? How is being too old to contribute? How is being stupid and breaking a leg?

None of them. It's my fucking seat you entitled fucking plebs.

>>677951948
Awoo~

>>677949736

I have a cast, 5 breaks in my foot, I commuted by bicycle some street cleaner had brushed all the gravel in a little area around a corner, making my front wheel glide so I fell, not in any high speeds, just very unlucky on the fall.

At least I didn't intentionally go out to get fucked to get a baby, and when I figured it out refused it abort it if it would make my life so miserable.

So how is this my fault exactly? Do you think I find this funny?

>>677949854
Keeeeeeeek

>>677950080
Newfag

>>677949641
None because they all look like a bunch of pissy ingrates.

If that's not a good answer then C, because he's a cripple. The pregnant woman might be inconvenienced by standing, but that's what you sign on for when you decide to turn your body into a brat factory. The old woman has a cane and is doing just fine. If she needed much more than that, or if standing for prolonged periods of time were harmful to her, she'd be using a walker. The last guy looks like a zombie, in which case he can stand forever without tiring, but he could also just be a meth head, in which case he can still stand forever without tiring.

Only C has a problem that you might reasonably expect to worsen if he has to stand for long periods of time, as crutches are mostly designed to get you somewhere, and not for just standing there.

For real though fuck all of them. None of them deserve anything. Like most people, if they died right then it wouldn't matter.

>>677949641
none, they are standing there looking angry as fuck like this man has an obligation to move fuck them.

>>677952098
hmm...is it gay if we have the same penis? Can we suck/fuck, no homo?
Just to see the extent of our similarity, erect length?

>>677951470
what a slut-o-matic

>>677949641
Man I'm glad I live in a city with a bus service that has enough seats for people

>>677951677
>is on 4chan
>uses OMG
>has dubs
Not only wasted dubs, but fucked up. Really sad post

>>677949641
first come first serve, so I'm not leaving

>>677949924

fuck most people around here now. its tumblr bro.

>>677952430
Yeah they should be asking the man please.

>>677951228
>D: Typical White male wo gets stomped by Feminists all the time i mean look at the poor guy he looks like he is dead.

lost it after reading this

>>677949641
The man sitting on to the left deserves my seat

None of them, because they all have a bitch-face.

>>677949641
C because he is injured. The others are just lazy entitled and useless self righteous degenerates that don't deserve to breathe the same air as us.

>>677949736
The bitch should stay at home taking care of the baby. She doesn't need to go out clubbing and whoring with her girlfriends with a fucking child. Where is her husband?

I pretend I'm sleeping. I'm tired, fuck off

>>677949641
If you know c is from the military and that is a battle injury, c is the choice.
Otherwise it is b

>>677951797
This. What kind of subway system has cars that only have 4 seats on one side and none on the other.

But the correct answer is "who has more money to pay me to get up and give them my seat?"

>>677950510
Raise on this.

>>677949641
Noone, they should mind their own fucking business instead of sexually street harassing and catcalling other people for having a seat. STILL DIDN'T ASK FOR IT!

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>>677949641
Not his fault the others was retarded enough to board a full bus.

>>677949641
When my mom was a child she broke her leg and had a cast. She sat on a seat for disabled people (in a bus), then an old men came, pushed her off (onto the ground) and sat down.

Fuck old people.

>>677950523
>Faces of /b/
>Kek

>>677952203
By that logo A deserves it because she is being useful and reproducing.

>>677950523
And then i tip my fedora.

>>677949641
THERE ARE NO SEATS THO

A is first in line, a gets it

>>677949641
A. I didn't fuck her, not my problem. Maybe she should have fucked someone with a car.

B. You're how old? And you don't know by now you've gotten more out of your life from your lucky generations' privileges than i will? My generation is fucked, you say? Then fuck off, its my seat I earned it.

C. I didn't break your leg. It doesn't look like your arms are broken hold onto the ceiling strap/loop things.

D. Wait long enough for it to eat the other three.

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>B. You're how old? And you don't know by now you've gotten more out of your life from your lucky generations' privileges than i will? My generation is fucked, you say? Then fuck off, its my seat I earned it.

>>677949854
underrated post

>>677949641
None of them with that attitude. There's also an empty seat behind him and a few on the other side.

>>677949641
no1 except the man who is alrdy siting
why?
because A: if u realy loved your baby you could have arived at the buss earlier or, pay a taxi.
B. you are going to die in 2-3 years who the fuck gives a shit
C. COme on you alrdy have 3 legs use the 2
D. not real

>>677949924
>implying your beta sperg ass would refuse if anyone asked for your seat

>>677949641
A will have her baby droll on the seat
B is incontinent and will shit on the seat
C will bleed on the seat
D will decompose on the seat

>>677949641
nobody since they all have that shit eating expression on their face

>>677953684
Poor people reproducing at enormous speed (little baby in arm, second almost done) are only contributing to the decline of humanity and the rise of Sanders.

If her genes weren't shit, either she or her husband could afford a car and she wouldn't need to go shopping using public transportation while carrying around two potatoes.

>>677949641
A can stand with her kid, annoying little shit. B can stand, worthless shit. C may need the seat, little faggot. D is the one i'd theoretically give it to, undead cunt.

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Because there is only one person that could give their seat up, right.

I hate people who come up with that unrealistic retarded moral dilemma shit.

>who deserves the seat
The guy already sitting in it

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>>677949641

I just get up and let them figure it out.

Fucking hate it when old ladies come near me while seating in hope I will give them my seat.
A has a baby in her hands, it doesn't motivate me to give away my seat. If she had a baby in her womb then I would be totes fine with it.
C, maybe... if I don't see anyone trying to help him.
About D :
>mfw 4chan is being necrophobic

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>>677955549

Actually not. In Germany the official rules for public transportation say that only pregnant women, the elderly or people with a disability have a right to a seat.

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>>677950510
Sweden breeds faggots and failures.

>>677949641
definietly not B, elderly dont pay for public transportation here, so basically their ride is out of my pocket. if by the time youre fucking old you cant afford a car, you fucking failed in life
C is out of the questin, for all I know hes a jackass who just fucked himself up in a bar fight
D is not even in consideration, i dont even want to see him on my fucking bus or sub or whatever its meant to be, looks like a fucking heroin addict
which leaves A as only plausible option, and i would, if she wasnt pregnant for SECOND time around. condoms are 5 euros a dozen lady! plus, that baby will probably be screaming all the way to my stop one way or another

now i would let any of them sit, but only if that person asked, fuck shy people

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>>677949854
Top kek

>>677956031

>definietly not B, elderly dont pay for public transportation here, so basically their ride is out of my pocket. if by the time youre fucking old you cant afford a car, you fucking failed in life

What kind of degenerate society produces dipshits like you? Are you American?

>>677956171
> condoms are 5 euros a dozen lady!
No, he his just a dumb shit Eurofag like yourself.

>>677949641
In Australia we have designated seats for the pregnant, disabled, and elderly. So none of them, because I don't sit in the shitty seats that could get stolen from me by people I don't know.

>>677949641
C deserves it

A should keep her legs closed, polluting the planet with more human beings is a crime

B fucking old people think they are sociopaths with nothing to lose thats why they can judge you and stare at you

D is kill anyway

>seat behind me is free
>seat to the left is free
>seat behind tot he left is free
Kick zombie off bus, everybody sits, everybody happy.

i don't stand up in the bus for people, my back always hurts and i paid for my seat, so i don't see why i sould. maybe ABC and D shouldve left home 5 mins earlier like me, so they would have a seat.

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>>677949641
A. because she's closer, and that's how lines work.

>>677949641
C
probably military

>>677949641
Me

>>677953156
woah careful don`t cut yourself on those edges mate

>>677949641
B.

A, because her child some day will pay for my pension.

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>>677956344

>> condoms are 5 euros a dozen lady!
>No, he his just a dumb shit Eurofag like yourself.

I bet you are the kind of dipshits that at the same time bitches about minorities outbreeding "us". But your low intellect won't let you see the irony in that and what kind of giant retard it makes you.

>>677949641
I deserve my seat, finders keepers.

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