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You suddenly find this in your possession, what will you do with it Anon?
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>>677944896
put it on. Use it to have an orgy with all of the bangbros pornstars on a boat. Also, fighting crime would be cool.
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>>677945154
All of the FEMALE bangbros pornstars
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What is that? Looks pretty fucking gay.
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>>677944896
well first course of action, I put my penis in each hole to see which one feels better of course
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Stick dick in
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>>677945154
I approve of this so much! :D
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i would throw it on my bedroom floor and after a while it would be burried under dirty clothes and garbage and would forget i even had it
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>>677944896
Sell for tons of money. Ain't got time for cartoon shenanigans, unfortunately
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Ill be smoking
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wear it and lead the local police on a merry chase dressed as a mexican dancer.

Either that or sell it to Jim Carrey with the promise of it fulfilling the space where his career used to be.
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ill give it to my dog
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>>677944896
Wear The Mask of Assburgerism and become Jim Carrey
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It's party time. P, A, R, T. Y? Because I gotta!
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Sell it on eBay
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>>677945662
Kek
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>>677945666
damn dude,
that's down right demonic.

i'd give it to my baby.
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>>677944896
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>>677944896

Shove it inside my asshole.
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CUBAN PETE
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speaking of The Mask, anyone want to hear my story about the autistic kid in my class' obsession with it?
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>>677944896
I will be the King of the rumba beat
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>>677945853
go ahead
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OP Here
Got any pictures of somone you want to get masked, inquire within and i might do it.

>>677945853
sure
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Eat a spicy meatball.
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>>677945283
Underage and B&
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>>677944896
There are doors that should never be opened, OP
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>>677945853
is that even a question?! Oh fucking course we do!
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become stanley ipkiss
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>>677944896
Turn green and stop the chitauri invasion
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>>677945283
get out of here
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>>677944896
>>677945305
i myself would stick my penis in the mouth hole (mask facing away from my body) and pay a cheap hooker pretend she is making out with woody and pretend he has a ridiculously long tongue.
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>be me in primary school many years ago (britbong here)
>be in class with weird autistic or ADHD kid or something named Frank
>Frank is a weird kid. he ran around, couldn't behave in class, the usual fare
>so, one day, he watches Mask and it somehow sticks in him
>he doesn't do his schoolwork, he just quotes the Mask all day long
>i listened in on a conversation he was having with a teacher once.
>did i mention Frank was being bullied?
>he said: 'I want to shoot them all...' now imagine this next part in the worst American accent you could
>'with a tommy gun'. i took a look in and he was making gun noises and pretending to shoot stuff
>frank got referred to a special school.
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Kill Trump. Find worse. Kill them too.
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>>677946298
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN'!
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>>677946298
Well, the moral of this tale is: life is not a movie.
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>>677946298
what a gay story about horrible people
i hope the anons who made you tell it die of ass cancer
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Put it on a honey badger and release in a high population area. Break out popcorn.
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>>677945853
Funny you say that. My son is autistic and quotes the movie 24/7
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>>677944896
Screw up things for local politicians.
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>>677944896


wear it on my ass
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>>677946959

best one
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>>677945283
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>>677944896
Fuck '94 Cameron Diaz
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>>677947772
nice
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>>677947772
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>>677944896
is it the movie or the original comic version?

movie version:
put it on. become rich.

comic version:
throw it into a volcano. i'd prefer my regular insanity.
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1Mask2Girls
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>>677944896
give it to a kid with Asperger's and watch the fun.
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>>677945223
sure bro.
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I give it to that fucker.
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>>677944896 (OP)

sell it to /b/
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