>>677939522
Ok

Congratulations

>>677939522
Dibs

Isn't that an indication of some cancer if you're a dude?

when is the nigglet due?

name it Slagathor

>>677939522
How old are you OP?

i think 6 flags opens soon right?

>>677939522
>>677940451

I looked it up. If you're a guy, and this is not bait, you could potentially have testicular cancer, or at least a tumor. See a doctor, /b/rother.

>>677940507
No idea. I haven't been to a doctor but I put looked online and it said around December 4th

>>67794066
Thank you for the concern but It's probably pregnancy because I am in fact female.

>>677940977
Dubs means abort it

soooo how big is your dick?

>>677940567
I'm 20

>>677941104
Nah I called dibs

picture of fetus or youre lying.

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>>677940977

Are you going to keep it?

>>677940977
Tits or... you know the rest

>>677939522
Congrats! And: Get some sleep while you can.

>>677941276
Why fuck a living baby when you can fuck a foetus
>>677941530
Doesn't count bc she didn't ask a question

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>>677941287
Since I found out yesterday don't have a picture, but this is what it should look like. I'd show the test but I got rid of the evidence.

>>677941651
thank doesnt count
picture of fetus in ure vagina or youll lying.

>>677941651
Are you going to keep it? I had an abortion when I was 19, that's why I ask.

>>677941651
No fucking way it looks like that after a day. After a week,yeah, but if you've just gotten preg it should be a cluster of cells. The only way to tell is to Shit it out now. Abort it. Miscarry it. Then send it to someone in the post

>>677941394
I don't know. I want to. But I want some outside perspective too.

>>677941635
One's reusable, the other isn't

So will it be a boy or an abortion?

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>>677941651
if she could do it, why cant u?

>>677941635
Disgusting newfag. The rule states that if you are a female you must post tits to prove it or else GTFO.

>>677941799
What do you want to know?

>>677941811
Fucking kek

time to embrace anal sex OP

>>677941797
I found yesterday. But I am technically 6 weeks.

>>677941855
the rules are there so we don´t get attention whores from reddit and tumblr. Hard to discuss her fucking pregnancy without knowing shes a woman.

>>677941984
this

tita or gtfo you stupid cunt.
go be an attention whore somewhere else.

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>>677941855
You're the Fucking newfag m8

>>677941799
Will its dad be with you?
Have you finished school and got a job?
Will your parents support you?

>>677941955
Proud you thought of /b/ when to announce your little mistake

>>677942096
my god you are retarded. read this.>>677942140
you literally cannot talk about your own pregnancy without saying you´re a woman. thats not attention whoring.

>>677941955
Abort it, take the bits home and have it with some mashed potatoes

>>677942096
i don't think that's what the poster talked about. the rules there to prevent girls just saying "i'm a grill , give me attention". the OP stated a topic to discuss, that she is female is just a necessary side information for the topic to be discussed.

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>>677942140
actually, that one sadly slightly misses the point of "tits or gtfo" as well. It's guilty of being a hindsight written by white knights. pic relates is a little better at explaining the truth

TITS

OR

GTFO

>>677941877
I guess I want to know what experiences you guys have with parenting, pregnancy, or anything like that. It's funny because as sarcastic and cancerous this place is it clears my head. I wanted to see what people here had to say before I announced anything.

>>677939522
If you are male it's bad, if you are female, congratulations.

>>677942140
This
>>677942481

>>677942556
Father of 17 month old boy here. If u have any support, no mater if its dad or your parents... go for it. Its great. But you won't get no sleep for quite a while...

>>677942481
not to say that >>677942140
is wrong, just not completely accurate. It's not the attention whores, but the attention whoring that a majority of women engage in regularly.in the instance of a woman disclosing that she is a woman because it is honestly directly relevant, attention whoring is no longer the case. it is only a problem when a woman discloses her gender purely to get a reaction when it isnt relevant to the discussion

>>677942481
i think that's a convenient hindsight explanation just as well. i doubt there was thought put into this catchphrase. guys often pretending to be girls online is a much simpler and better explanation. and actually accurate because as seen in MMO's and countless examples girls do get an advantage for being girls.

>>677942147
I'm in my junior year of college so I'm in plenty of debt I work as a maid in a hotel I live in an apartment with my boyfriend of 4 years we were planning on getting married next year, and I know he wants kids. But I know he will be as scared as I am when he finds out.

>>677942957
Yeah, it's fucking scary in the beginning... but if you are going to stay together, and both of you want kids... think about keeping it. In the end it is your decision, but think about it. Although it's very tough, it clearly is something great.

TITS OR THE UNBORNCHILD DIES


pls upvote

>>677943305
Do you or anyone else have any advice on how to tell my boyfriend?

>>677943491
hes black, hes gone, dont worry about it.

>>677942957
Mine was similarly unexptected and from a guys perspective it did break my world when I found out. Don't let that discourage you though, after the initial shock I was fucking extatic since, like you, we were already on that path

>>677939522
And the real problem is you are a male or ?

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>>677939522
what do you hope to find out or gain by telling us kitten
just curious

>>677943577
Just come straight out with it and make a decision as a couple. There;s nothing like a crisis to draw everything into focus. Until this is sorted nothing else will really matter and that's the point of a partner - to help carry that burden

>>677943491
Just tell him honestly and tell him as soon as possible. Tell him you need his help with a big decision. And if he's not immediately happy give him some time to stick to the idea of getting a kid. He's not warned, and as a boy may never really thought about it, also he said he wants kids. Someday.
So he'll need his time to think things through. But if you are together for 4 years and wanted to marry anyway...

Do yourself the biggest favor you can. Get an abortion. Please. Unless you are ready to give up the rest of your life. Raising a child is not some joke. Abortion. The sooner the better. If you keep it you will regret your decision and become resentful. You don't win, the kid doesn't win. Abortion. Now.

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>>677943692
attention.

>>677943601
How old were you when you found out? I'm wondering because my age feels like such a discouraging aspect in this situation.

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>>677943960
SALUTE

>>677940215
/thread

>>677944072
Same age. Shit I was a loser working at fucking burger king at the time. There was no bigger kick in the ass I could get to make a man of myself

>>677943692
Because /b/ is anonymous people can be such assholes or they can be so genuine. I really like that because I feel more connected to the world than I ever could on any other stupid website. So it's like I almost get to see if I'm okay with having a baby in this world at it's worst and at its best.

>>677944202
I've always wanted kids, and it's not like I'm foreign to it I worked in a nursery at a daycare for a year and a half. But financially I don't know what to do, it's not like I have any savings, but I know that I want this baby. Abortion isn't really something I want to do.

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