Hallo, Anon.I see your not in uniform, do you wish to fight Ivan with us?
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Hallo, Anon.
I see your not in uniform, do you wish to fight Ivan with us?
ye
>>677938150
No. My mom says I have to go to bed.
>>677938150
Let's do this
Fuck you, kraut. We just kicked your ass at Juno. We're on our way to Berlin
>>677938150
>I see your not in uniform
Fucking deserter. Let's hang him, OP.
>>677938436
I hope you like our new secret weapon. MEGA HITLER!
>>677938436
The masters will be pleased.
>>677938436
Look at his legs Kek.
>>677938150
Nyet, babushka, you see I am really Tovarisch-34 in disguise!
RUN, FRITZ, RUN FROM 26 TONS OF KRAUT ASS RAPING!
>>677938562
DESERTION IN THE RANKS YOU SAY?!
I WILL PERSONALLY CUT DOWN ALL WHO WOULD TURN THEIR BACKS TO THE EMPEROR!
>>677938828
Have fun dying at Kursk against all Tigers and Elephs. Of course you have numbers but millions of you won't see victory.
>>677938828
I don't think so Ivan
Meet 50 od tons of Slave crushing rape
>>677938973
>Implying Tigers aren't garbage
>Implying elements even existed by Kursk
>>677938828
It's not called a "tank fist" for nothing.
>>677939163
*Elefant
>>677939064
Yeah maybe if it could make it to us without something breaking or burning up!
>>677938150
I got the mg ammo, now where is fritz?!
>>677938746
what tank is that?
>>677939309
I thought you were coming to us. Don't tell me you aren't going to attack us Stalin, I'm tired of all your smugness.
>>677939437
FUCK I DONT KNOW
>>677939447
The best.
>>677939064
Better lube up that ass hole, Jerry, because here comes that Capitalist Storm.
>>677939638
I thought he was with you. Fuck don't tell me he's fucking that blow up doll Hitler gave him again. I'll check behind the shed
>>677939208
Oooooo Fritz has a rocket on a stick!
>>677939512
As I smugly destroy your homeland, your homes and your people!
>>677939638
Schiße! We should hold the line then, we are übermensch after all
>>677939829
Your joking right. Please tell me your joking. We invaded you as a joke, honest. We didn't mean it. Please don't do this to me poor old Hitler. I'll even give you back Poland. Place is shit anyway
ah Merde! Ou put c'est la wall here? Help Americains, s'il vous plait.
>>677939437
You chaps move ahead. We are right behind you to mop up.
>>677939646
3liters/km. Das besten you say?
>>677940024
Ah, so it was all just a prank then?!
Pic related, comrade.
>>677938150
No, because you're fucking retards.
Instead of allying yourselves with poland and ruling euroasia you decided to fight everyone and get raped. You're stupidity is the reason we are flooded by feminazis and muslims now.
>>677940225
mais, c'est tres grande! clearly of superior design to ugly German pussy.
>>677939447
Fcm 2c
Enormous french tank
>>677940436
>>677940042
>>677939447
>>677938746
Ah here it is, knew I saw that before.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Char_2C
>>677940431
>alliance with Poland
>you wish, dirty pig fucking polack
>>677940256
That was an accident comrade. I said "gee boy Stalin's grand" not "Destroy Stalingrad". Total misunderstanding. Just ah... don't go to eastern Poland until we dismantle the... ah... Humane POW camps. There's a.. um... Typhoid epidemic there
>>677940436
How does it feel using that white flag all the time?
Eurofags are fucking weeeeeiiiiiiird...
>>677940733
God damn you Stalin. Himmler! Goebles! Write me a comeback line NOW! Make it funny but also relevant if you can. If you cannot do this our fatherland may be lost!
>>677940653
And now you soviet rape-babies are further raped by muslims and cucked by blacks, and also lost shitloads of land. Good job.
>>677940657
Ahahahaha it was all just a prank bro, gee look at all those Jews and POWs, we stuffed them all in these fake camps AND THEY FELL FOR IT111!
Mann, good prank Hitler!
>>677938150
Suka
When not killing the fascist I will be knuckles deep in glorious soviet pussy
I am Ivan
>>677940984
I'd rather have Muslims or Jews than Poles. Invading Poland and snuffing the Polish "elite" was one of Hitler's better ideas.
>>677941228
That's not possible!!! How the fuck do we get gas chambers all the fucking way up there! We need to continue the Final Sollut...>>677941015
I mean the epic prank.
>>677941457
>I'd rather have aggresive muslim animals or bloodsucking bankster Jews than caucasian, hardworking Poles.
Sic transit gloria mundi.
>>677941868
>hardworking Poles
You mean hard working in German concentration camps, I suppose?
>>677942149
Silly anon, those were polish concentration camps!
>>677942333
wat
(nice trips though)
>>677938746
r2d2, go home, you are drunk
>>677938150
Nah, I like to play for the winning side.
>>677938150
I am Ivan.
>>677938973
Kicked your nazifag ass at Kursk.
>>677943519
>join the red army
>in english
>>677939064
panther is the best german tank in terms of functionality, if they had've mass produced those russians would be in siberia right now
>>677940178
Red Army is on its way, nazifags.
Я Иван
>>677943763
Red Army is international.
