>>677929055
I wouldn't save my cum because I'm a normal functioning human. Please re-evaluate your your life.

of course, you have to make her addicted to cum first.
every day, beat off into a cup or shot glass, and then fuck around with her. get her to orgasm really hard. Right before she orgasms, pour your cum in her mouth.
the longer she keeps it there and enjoys the taste, the more orgasms you give her. make it so she is conditioned to connect the taste of your cum to orgasming.
if you do it right, she will actually experience little mini orgasms when you feed her cum in the future!

>>677929270
faggot

>>677929270
extreme cum eating, gokkun, bukakke, all without her being fucked or handled by other guys. All the cum is mine. How is that bad?

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>>677929370
>Saves his own cum.
>Calls me a faggot.

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been waiting for this guy to return for a while

>>677929530
i wasn't the one who called you a faggot.
I also don't save the cum for my own consumption

>>677929767
not him. just using the pic because on topic.
his cum, btw? completely unusable. Cum spoils, even refrigerated, fairly quickly. MUST be frozen.

>>677929270
i have to say i agree strongly with you but i am still going thinking of something and say it.

save like 6 months of cum and just do a live action bukakke with dildos that looked real and shoot out real loads on to my girlfriend the more cum i saved the more i can cover her with would be kind of fucking hot to me not sure if she would enjoy it would make sure to film it for sure.

Pour it into my anus and slowly re-absorb it

I'd hate to waste nutrients and swallowing it is pretty gay
Also putting it up your ass every time would create distinct smelling farts, so you'd have to set it all aside and take a week off to ass-absorb your semen

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>>677929767
"This guy" you speak of isn't just an ordinary "guy." His name is Jizzus, and you are a newfag who needs to lurk moar if you've been waiting "for a while" as jizzus embraced us with his presence of he's annually boxing day visit. For the rest of the year he is on stealth mode not giving anyone hints on his where about's or updates on his gracious collection. Next time lurk moar faggt wew lad
Sincerely,
Angry Newfag.

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Something like this (don't worry, she's a bully).

the original guy who saved his cum, did for atleast 5 years, I cant remember what his goal was... but he had plan with all his cum.

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>>677929530
LOL at the filename

>>677930323
i Havent been here since aboot 2012. thought id chime in and see what kind jimmies I could rustle up.

>>677930750
Welcome back you fucking fggt newfag

>>677930750
>>677930899
This is now /b/

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>>677929055
Is this an impregnation thread?

>>677929055
What actually happens to cum if you keep it around for so long? Surely nothing good.

>>677931104
that's why you freeze it.
frozen cum stores a LONG time. just don't let it thaw and refreeze. and keep it in an air-tight container.

freeze it properly, and it's good to thaw and use.
freeze it wrong, and it spoils, and anyone who eats it is in for getting really sick.

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>>677929055
Honestly Id love to have gallons of cum pumped into my ass, and then have it plugged shut. Preferably with someone elses cum though. I havent been able to find someone with that much cum available though, yet.

>>677931685
to each their own. i prefer hetero responses, but it's an open question, so I had best be open to anyone's answer.
Why not save your own for it?

>>677930690
newfag new?

>>677931685
fcuking faggot

>>677929055
If pic related, those are not health testicles.

>>677932591
pic is related only to the concept. Not my jizz.
And it probably came out fine. sitting in those bottles at room temp, it's gotta be nasty and spoiled.

>>677932289
fucking straighty

>>677932163
Ah, sorry then. Anyway I guess I could save my own, although Ive never tried saving cum before.
>>677932591
I think its more that its no longer healthy cum.

>>677929055
You would need a girlfriend first you fat weaboo

>>677931685
Just collect horse jizz under false pretenses

Guaranteed fresh and unspoiled, 0% chance of AIDS, 100% chance of you gaining the strength and virility of a gay horse

Cons: Expensive

>>677929767
>>677930323
didn't catch the thread this past year- got a pic?

been curious

>>677932909
if you do, even though you want it anally, not orally, it will still be absorbed into your system. so make sure you freeze it carefully so it doesn't spoil. and thaw it by setting the container it is in in a warm water bath to thaw, and then to heat to body temp.
a hot water bath that is too hot, or microwaving it, will cook it.

>>677933043
one who agrees to the idea at least.
but you know, you can save up a lot while single and desperately masturbating alone

hey guys, I'm new here, why is everyone so mean?

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>>677933145
Can you actually buy horse jizz? Or do you have to be a certified breedee?

>>677933207
Thanks for the jizz reheating tips mate. Will keep in mind.

>>677933479
if you have a hot grease thermometer, you can make sure it gets all the way to body temp.
too cold might feel weird, too hot could burn

>>677933390
Is this what you want faggot?
https://youtu.be/KSAKr7bknDE
>mfw Joe Rogans narrating this makes me Kek

>>677929055
Revenge

>>677929270
Are you gay?

>>677933311
nice dubs trips

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>>677933846
That hot bitch drank 30 ounces of cum

>>677929270
You sound like a faggot

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>>677929055
I'd market it.

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>>677933846

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>>677933311
Nice dubs anon

>>677929307
that's not how orgasms work virgin faggot

>>677929270
>normal functioning human being
>on 4chan

>>677931316
But that is kind of hot. I'll probably save half of mine at room temperature so I can try feeding my gf after it is rotten. Then the waste products of the bacteria that ate my cum will get her sick. If I'm lucky, I might infect her :3

I always wondered how people make those 2 liters full of cum. They must cap it, or else a jungle of mold would grow in there. There's no way it doesn't start to smell even if it's capped though. How do you open it back up and cum directly into it with the stench of stinky old rotting half babies fuming out of it? That would be rancid beyond belief. I guess we'll never know.

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>>677929307
>has never touched a real woman
>every woman he has had a relationship with share the last name '.jpg'