never seen someone of the opposite sex naked in real life.
(i'm not counting infants and toddlers. everyone has seen some kid run around naked)

i'm 32

I used to rub my stepmothers stuff on my asshole, i used to plant things on classmates and frame them, Sometimes I punch nose til it bleeds then i use mai blood as lube when I get off

>>677918665

Its ok, one day you will have it happen, just by existing for long enough you will have a chance to see a streaker or something through a window.

>>677919427
>the source of my hope

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>>677918742

i still love her and i think she might still have feelings for me too, but i know it will never work.

I eat small amounts of lead and mercury in hopes that i will be able to use them as excuses for my shitty life and mental state.

Ive helped 3 past gfs to suck, fuck and get licked by a friends dog

>>677918386
I molested myself when I was younger and got away it. The cops kept asking me who molested me but they didn't get any info on the suspect, up until now I regret

>>677920266
i cant imagine that scenario happening 3 times...what the fuck

>>677920928
I proposed the idea to them.. they all liked the idea apart from one and they all decide to try it. Was just a matter of waiting for a chance with the friends dog

>>677918386
since i was 12 i have this weird unstoppable urge t smear my cum on other peoples possessions
> it started at sleepover with a friend, his sister had really tight shirt on, and i had to run to their bathroom to take care of business
> cum into hand while standing at sink and cant stop thinking about how weird it would be to smear it on their dads electric razor
> i would never do that
> but what if i did
> i never would though
> but yeah what if i did though
> so on
> thought wont go away and eventually i give in,
feel super bad about it but also somehow feel relieved
> happens again weeks later at aunts house with her shampoo bottle
> wouldnt stop after that
> whenever i meet a person and form a relationship past acquaintance i have to cum on something of theirs, usually multiple times
>some of the weirdest ones ive done
brothers:
pillow
ps2 controller
inside of a tv controller battery case
dad:
shoe
wall next to his bed
oxygen tank
mom
jewelry box
garden gnomes
car door
friends
xbox controllers
toothbrushes
toilet brushes
pajama leg
textbooks
backpack side pockets
alarm clock
picture frame with a picture of their family inside

its a sickness and i should get help but im scared to death of going to a therapist and haing it get out and lossing everyone important in my life

kilt me a man

I film my sister in law when shes in the shower

I used to be a prolific stick up man who would strong arm and attack people with a miniature hammer.

>>677918665
pedofaggot

>>677921576
kek

I had sex with a girl at work ive liked her since I met here 3 years ago but she had a boyfriend at the time they broke up six months ago and I found out that she liked me so I started having sex with her my by the way I married and my wife never found out would feel bad but she was to hot to pass up

I still wet the bed at the age of 19. It's not nearly as recents as it used to be, once I moved away from my mom it slowed down to once every few weeks as opposed to every single day. When I was in elementary school I used to wake up covered in piss every morning and just put on clothes when it dried. I didn't know I was supposed to shower or anything, I only showered every few days when my mom reminded me too. It's so pathetic and humiliating looking back at my boyhood, my parents weren't abusive or anything but they just didn't teach me any common sense life skills. Just fucking bible stories and table manners. It was stupidly traumatizing not being able to sleep over at friends' houses or vice-versa, or go to overnight field trips, or spend the night at a relative's house. Sometimes I would try to stay awake all night only to wake up in piss. I'm not super unattractive and I don't have any weird fetishes like certain other people on this board, but I literally am too unconfident to have sex with girls. I just feel so inadequate, and I know it's from years of being casually emasculated every day by my mom for wetting the bed.

>>677921563
i assume she is a 40yo landwhale

I love cum covered tits

>>677922592
25yo size 8

My brother started to fuck me when I was 9. He started to bring his friend over to fuck me later on. They would take turns, one after the other. About two years later my brother felt bad and wanted to stop. I tried to blackmail him to keep going by saying I would tell mom. We tried a few times again but he couldn't get it up. The last time we tried he cried. We totally stopped after that.

I never got Eiffel towered or dp'd. They would just fuck my one after the other. I kind of wish they would have because I still masturbate to the memory of them fucking me.

I don't seed my torrents.

>Be me, 20yo fag w/fake ID
>Meet chubby at pool hall
>She's cute but trailer trash-ish
>Going out with much thinner and better looking girl at the time
>Hang out with chubby a few times w/o gf knowing
>Shit escalates - she wants my dick
>Get a hotel room, figure I should be drunk for this so buy beer
>Drink a few and hang, want to fuck so go for gold too early
>Everything about sex was wrong, chick just didn't do it for me
>Can't get hard, getting frustrated; try to make her cum via finger and oral
>"Anon I want you inside me"
>Just not sexually attracted to this chick; kicking myself for allowing it this far
>After like 15 min of head, finally hard enough to shove it in; in haste forgot condom so thinking about gotta pull out
>Pull out after about 5-7 min of below average sex

By this point she realized we didn't have dat chemistry and she prob made a mistake by fucking me. However she drove me to hotel so we halfheartedly cuddled (read: laid there close).

After a few hours of sleep I woke up and was suddenly horny. Tried to engage her but she wasn't having it. Woke up for good in AM and silently rode back to my car. Talked to her once or twice after only.

http://www.xvideos.com/profiles/trismayer/photos/911315/mel_for_alex

>>677923840
are you male or female?
greentext?

>>677918665
Hire a hooker

>>677924570
femanon. Married with a child.

>>677924648
as a 32 year old sexless virgin who desperately craves tits? I can say with certainty I am not that desperate.

>>677924737
i am curious. how did it start? didn't it hurt? how did he keep you quiet about it? when did it start feeling good? did his friend keep doing it after he stopped?

while I want to say child abuse is terrible, the fact that you look back on it, wish it hadn't ended, and masturbate to the memory is hot. hotter than it should be.

>>677924737
Bumping for greentext

>>677918386
I'm broke as fuck, living with my parents. and I actually don't give a fuck about it. I wish I did. but I just don't.

got blown by a dude. twice.

when my nephews stay at my place I let them watch me and my gf have sex

>>677919886
fuck it. give it a shot. never trying will haunt you forever. TRUST ME

>>677925476
How was it?

>>677918386

I have abysmal management skills; I'm always doing shit and then spent the night before doing everything I should have done a week before so my results are garbage. I just cannot force myself to study even though I want to finish the University and want to see a smile on my parents' face that I am doing well at school.

FML.

>>677918386
I tried to kill myself two days ago and failed.

>>677924473
You monster!

>>677926078
Kek.
You can't do anything right.

>>677926078
did you take 3 tylenol?

>>677925871
well, it happened twice

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>>677926179
I know you don't even know me and you're probably just joking but that still kinda hurt a little.

>>677925086
> how did it start?
I'm 27. I had been masturbating since as long as I can remember. My parents just said to do it in my room, and that was the end of it. I can't cum from oral sex, I only cum from penetration, so my mom had walked in on me going to town with a wooden block or a pen or something more than once.

It started by him showing me porn and suggesting we try it. I said okay. He went down on me, which was as good as it can be for me. Then he pulled his dick out. It was hard. I suddenly understood why it was hard and where it was going to go. I came more than once that first time.

>didn't it hurt?
Nope. I masturbated pretty frequently. Around the same time I remember putting 5 sharpies inside me at once. I used a rubber band to keep them together because they kept slipping out.

>how did he keep you quiet about it?
I knew what we were doing was wrong, but it felt good and I wanted to keep going.

>when did it start feeling good?
The first time.

>did his friend keep doing it after he stopped?
No. His friend had moved across the country. He was in middle school at the time.

>hotter than it should be.
Taboo's tend to be that way. I was probably an exception to the rule though.

>>677925094
some text, but not green.

>>677926245
No...? That wouldn't even do anything.

>>677925955
i was the same way and i realized i didnt do the work because i hated it and it wasnt for me so i dropped out. best move i ever made.

>>677922071
Yeah, your parents were abusive.
To fix it, pee right before you go to bed. Buy an egg timer and set it to two hours after you go to bed. When it goes off, wake up, pee, then sleep again. If you still wake up drenched in piss, set the timer to go off earlier, or set it to go off multiple times. Basically, if you ain't got piss in you, ya can't piss yourself.

>>677926370
Well try it again faggot. Don't fail this time.

>>677926734
I was already planning on it.

>>677926423
>I was probably an exception to the rule though.
i expect that is very true. most kids who experience sexual things, it is a violation, and it does leave scars.
but not always, and apparently not in your case. I wouldn't find it hot, even if taboo, if it was something that haunted you, instead of something you got off too

>>677926511

Thanks for the (You).

I told my mom that this shit ain't for me at all (I have courses in macro/microeconomics, management, math, accounting). I'm more of a technical guy, but my math skills have always sucked and I barely went through HS mathematics...

So we came to the conclusion that I just have to finish it. 1) no one will want me because I don't have at least a bachelor's degree, 2) other Universities are the same.

:-(

>>677926370
Mate joking aside its never too late to get your shit together, life has endless possibilities while death is final.
Have hope /b/ro

>>677924473
Reported.

>>677918386
i think i'm a sociopath, but right now i'm way too confused and ignorant enough to not feel sure about it. i still consider the option that i'm just a giant selfish bastard

>>677920878
wat?

>>677927063

I have no desire to have sex with my brother now. I'm totally happy in my relationship with my husband. My life is working out, making food and taking care of baby. I love it. When she gets old enough, I want to go back to school and get a degree in physics.

>>677918386
I really like to eat my own cum...
My gf doesnt know...yet...
Dunno if I should tell her...

I never paid for housing my second year of college by fabricating emails/documents.

>>677927597
Don't. Really might fuck up your social life man. Imagine if the idea completely disgusts her and she ends up telling everyone you know. Therefore:miserable forever until you move away.

>>677927597

If your gf lets you cum in her mouth, make out with her immediately after. Don't give her the chance to spit or swallow.

>>677927105
I don't know.

>>677920115

Chelation meds

>>677927544
sure. i wasn't suggesting you wanted to go back to what happened 15 years ago.
but just think, that's even better proof that you are the exception.
your life is good. you are married to someone you love. you have a healthy child to be devoted tgo, you have goals for the future, and the thing in your past that social workers and lawyers and doctors and cops and everyone else would sit you down and scream at you "YOU ARE A VICTIM" over and over until you believed it and it destroyed you? it's not really a terrible thing. you're able to look back, realize you liked it, and enjoy the memory.

>20 now
>in middle school girl gives me youtube password
>doesnt know how to change channel wallpaper
>i convince her there's nothing sensitive on YT, i'll probably forget it anyway
>months later i try the same password it on her facebook
>it works
>for about 6 years she never changed her password
>i read all her messages in that time
>all her relationships come and go
>conversations of suicidal thoughts, self harm, mental illness
>even nudes she would send back and forth to guys
>we had always kept in contact and remain somewhat friends to this day
>she still doesn't know
>she since changed her password

>>677927882
this, or cum on her pussy and eat her out.

>>677927805
But I feel good about it...
As time moves on she is more and more dominant in bed...we figured out that its just better this way (she enjoys dominating me and I dont give a fuck) and I find the fantasy of her feeding me my own cum pretty hot...

>>677926251
I've never tried anything gay but sometimes I think it like be fun

I've let my best friend fuck my wife(girlfriend before we got married) and we have had multiple threesomes.

>>677926423
you use arousal to avoid actual intimacy. Your brother wholesale murdered the person you were supposed to be.

Chances are you are extremely detached from from emotional events. Its like dissociation, except in your case, its sexual.

I'd be willing to bet that when your needs arent being gratified, you find yourself antagonizing your spouse.

Thats cause he's boring to you. You brother spun your compass. Now only heavily arousing stimuli can make you feel intimacy.

Your fantasies are self-medication. Get in therapy. You do have scars. They will affect your life.

I have kissed a Thai ladyboy last year

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im leaving my state of indiana.
soon...
with-in the next year.
currently saving up money to jump up and leave.
already looking up perfect spots to go to fill out job apps in.
not for any particular reason, parents are cool, no love life, friends are bros, life is ok.

im 23 and there is a whole world out there to explore and i dont want to feel "trapped" in this state like the rest of my friend in college debt, marrage and kids. happyness is out there and its not in indiana

any advice?
also wish me luck

>>677927882
Shes too quick and always swallows before I get the chance...

>>677928184
Dunno I dont like the idea of eating her pussy after cumming in it... Its like desperate...
But If she ordered me to do that...thats totally different...I would love to do it...

>>677924559
ah, it's a story at least

>>677925697
Mine got pregnant a month after I caught them, after four years together. I still love her.

>>677928511
Did she return the favor with another girl?

http://www.xvideos.com/profiles/trismayer/photos/911315/mel_for_alex

My mom's friend tried to finger me in the back of my mom's car.

>>677926078
I know about this feel, don't do it again

>>677928393
it probably wouldn't have been very good without porn on, but with it, i came pretty hard

>>677928662
Why?

The first boob I ever touched was my counsin's while sleeping at age 13

>>677928768
No shes not really into it with another girl she gets jealous. I was the one who brought up the whole threesome thing in the first place.

>>677925697
i tried. we talked for a bit but it didn't seem to go anywhere. even if it did we wouldn't be able to see each other again.

I have cancer, I plan on letting it kill me because I'm to much of a pussy to do it myself.

>>677920928
as a guy that's into bestiality can confirm, more women than you think are into it or are open to it. just have to be open about it and women will tell you their stories (usually just getting licked) or would let you watch a dog fuck them. I'm hoping my next gf is into so I can have one of my fantasies come true.

>>677929102
She was my first and only, and we lived together for 4 years almost, right from day one. She used me for awhile, and when she wanted children we quarreled about what was necessary to provide for the child. She was not willing to wait, and eventually jumped to a guy 12 years older than both of us and that was that. She's 3 months pregnant now.

>>677929097
Was it a friend or off the web? Same guy?

>>677926078
Don't try again. Hang in there, anon. We love you.

was quite a few years ago but when I was 16 my gf liked to watch me eat out her younger sister who was 11-12yo.

>>677928131

Most people are though. Most little girls don't like to be fucked. I've had girls tell me similar experiences about how it hurt and they feel gross. I'm just fucking weird. All praise to the fsm for that.

>>677928523
>you use arousal to avoid actual intimacy. Your brother wholesale murdered the person you were supposed to be.

okee my anonpsychologist.

>Chances are you are extremely detached from from emotional events. Its like dissociation, except in your case, its sexual.

Huh? I'm not really sure how to respond to this he said, she said argument.

>I'd be willing to bet that when your needs arent being gratified, you find yourself antagonizing your spouse.

I'm not really antagonistic. This is totally not me.

>Thats cause he's boring to you. You brother spun your compass. Now only heavily arousing stimuli can make you feel intimacy.

lol. boring. We have fun when we can. It's hard when you have a baby. Some days are just boring when you have an under 1. You love them because you realize how special they are, but they're boring.

>Your fantasies are self-medication. Get in therapy. You do have scars. They will affect your life.

Sometimes people fall outside the bell curve...

>>677929186
Why do it then?

My fucked my female best friend while she was asleep multiple times, she still doesn't know

>>677918665
Well, I've seen my some of my aunts but not for long (most of the times when they got out of the shower) I have one in special that is careless to be naked near me. Never seen pussy up close though. I'm 18.

>>677929282
same guy, but just someone from the web

I became a teacher just to be close to kids and maybe have sex with them.
It works.

>>677929480
While she was "asleep" or drugged up?

>>677929360
>Most people are though. Most little girls don't like to be fucked.
of course. I'm not in any way saying that that is not the case.
though I do have to wonder how many didn't feel victimized until after they went through hours and hours and hours of everyone gushing over how much of a victim they are.
That does have a real effect on people.
Maybe most still would feel victimized. Maybe most were. But not all.

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i only shit liquid. It's been years since Ive had a solid turd. I also accidentally shit myself a lot more than a man my age should.

I'm a big, bear-mode kinda guy but my deepest darkest fantasy is to be raped and beaten by a girl. like, tied spreadeagle to a bed and just have her go to town on me in every way possible: slap the shit out of me, yell at me, force feed me viagra and fuck me way past the point of cumming where it is basically painful for me to have her keep riding me, force me to cum inside her despite my protestations, have her pull a knife on me every time I make a little too much noise that it might attract the attention of her apartment neighbors, etc.

and the worst part is this will never ever happen because every chick I've ever been with just thinks I'm some huge manly guy who will fuck the shit out of them and make them feel all girly and whatever bullshit and I'm afraid I'd get my social life ruined if I tell this fantasy to the wrong girl and she just laughs at me then tells everyone I know

>>677929622
Did you return the favor? Or just used his mouth? Why only 2 times?

I'm not gay, but once a 40-something bald guy jacked me off.

>>677921419
Go on...

>>677929313
You literally don't even know me. Don't lie to me.

>>677928982
What's your story?

>>677929642
Just asleep, no drugs or alcohol

>>677929459
I always wanted to see her with another guy and it progressed from her showing off her tits and ass. To letting him touch her to fucking her. All parties involved enjoy it. I don't feel the need to have another girl .

my best friend give me a pc to fix it and load windows again, that pc is of her girlfriend, so i search before format it, and i found a lot of her pics in a hidden folder, and i saved.

>>677929791
Time for a dietary change friend. Literally have a salad, and watch that mudslide turn into a log.

>>677929904
Then she knows faggot

I'm going to be pulling off a heist of upwards of 100+k only 19 with my life ahead of me and scared of what money can do

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I cannot forget a person I haven seen for 15/16 years. She was a missed chance I could have taken but I didn't because I was to obsessed with my inferiority complex and I just wanted to play Half Life.

I'm 31yo and she's still in my mind. I'm pathetic.

>>677929360
>sometimes people...

Yea, that doesnt happen. Stop fucking around. The time where that was appropriate was before you had a kid.

Now you are in a position to do some world class damage to that kid, and statistics say you will.

If you really love that child, youll do what it takes to ensure their safety.

That includes taking proper care of yourself.

Cause stats say you're likely to choose a sexual abuser as a spouse.

>but he's not an abuser

Shut up faggot, you wont know for years. Or worse, your kid will tell you and you wont believe them. Restarting this whole retarded cycle.

But yea, sure. Ignore it, you fucking chucklefuck.

>>677929912
Does your lady feel the need for another man?

>>677929904
Youre literally retarded if you think you can INSERT a penis into another human being, and them not notice. Fucking virgin

>>677929977
And in real life?

>>677929950
Probably, she has never said anything or even acted differently tho

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I want my gf to be impregnated while being gangbanged

Pic related

>>677918386
I've got a small dick.

>>677929817
no, i just needed to get blown. and only twice because i haven't lived alone since.

>>677930251
Your confession was useless

>>677930119
It's more of a sexual thing. After the first threesome sex was soooo good. Kinda recharged it. It's always fun. If I told her I wasn't into it anymore she wouldn't presue it.

>>677918386
>I purchase liquor while getting welfare to drown out the incessant monotony that is my life.

>I haven't worked legitimately since I was 19.
I've been receiving ungarnishable income for long enough now that soon an old felony and past debts will pass the statute of limitations in their respective effected areas.

>I was committed for awhile at an early age and released on a technicality, and whenever there's a time this would come up in life I use a believable story about a life limiting injury to avoid the complications that would come with stating it.

>I'm basically a leech of the state, but figure I get away with being so, as the stipend I'm given to "live" off of is cheaper then it would take to house me otherwise.

>General manipulation on all levels has always come easy to me, but in retrospect has made most of "life" rather dull, and about the only thing I've tried yet seem incapable of convincing others of doing has been to knowingly lead me to a swift end, regardless of sums offered.

>>677929941
I can only eat potted meat

>>677930262
she looks good enough to eat.
after she gets filled with cum, some other girl should be on hand to eat it all out of her and feed it to her in kisses.

>>677930305
Me too. 9cm (3.54inch), 11.5cm (4.48inch) when it's stretched.

>>677929922
what kind of pic anon? post one

>>677930120
Should I continue to Fuck her while she sleeps

>>677929748
>though I do have to wonder how many didn't feel victimized until after they went through hours and hours and hours of everyone gushing over how much of a victim they are.

Only a bad psychologist would ever project feelings on to someone else. Psychologists, or at least the good ones, are playing clean up. It ultimately doesn't matter how the person became victimized by the event. If they are, they need treatment in order to have a good life.

>>677930080
lol. so much armchair psychology. Come back to me when you've actually learned a little about therapy.

>>677930397
spotted the nigger.

>>677918386
I have been taking advantage of the fact that my face doesn't really represents my age to lure young dudes [18+] to my house
Sometimes I feel bad for doing this...

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>>677930509
like this

>>677929534
I have 4 sisters, growing up i saw them naked all the time even when we were in our teens, not so much now days though. Aside from my gf, i see my nieces once in a while.

My wife has no idea I posted her picture here it's now on imgur with 28k views.

>>677930467
She might have found someone to fuck her, we live four hours apart currently due to school
I have encouraged her to fuck other people, since she's a little slut

>>677930354
>I've always wanted to see her get fucked by another guy

What's the draw? I'm super possessive and genuinely curious

>>677930562
You clearly dont love your child.

>>677930768
Post again faggot

I love my pussy being creampied.

>>677930961
TROLL!!! TROLL!!! TROLL!!!

>>677931011
Don't we all sister.

>>677930654
Why do you feel bad?

>>677929796

If you find a girl that is truly in love with you she would not be against fulfilling your fantasy. There are a lot more taboo fetishes then this.

>>677930883
It just puts her over the top. It's just hot to see her get so much pleasure out of it. It's hard to explain I just like it.

>>677931011
do you eat the cum from it afterwards?
i love seeing a girl get cream pied, but if the cum never ends up in her mouth, it seems like a waste.
great to see girls enjoy a snack from their own pussy

>>677930704
post more of the pikagirl anon, and, do you talk to your firend´s girlfriend? whats her name?

Be executive in large international company
>was sex worker during university
>was my uncle's secret little lover from age 7 to 14
>a married friend of a colleague is the father of my daughter - not even he knows.

>>677918742
Yo that's fucked up

>>677931109

That's a trap talking about boipoussy.

>>677931159
not that femanon, but sometimes, yeah. Sometimes, it's just one contraction, and other times, if i'm close enough, I'll have a big orgasm when i feel him cumming.

>>677930534
Is there a reason you try to hide it?

>>677931159
Yes I do i really want multiple creampies that I can clean out at once

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>>677931237
just say her "hi" i really dont talk to her so much for respect of my friend, just have her on fb but dont talk, name karen rojas

>>677931011
id creampie you ;^))

>>677931155
Fair enough.... She gets over the top without you or when she's getting railed by two dicks?

>>677918386
for two years i convinced my slower friend that jerking and eventually sucking off a friend was normal and just for the experience so you last longer during the real thing

>>677918386
I al a doctor, 3 days ago i was taking care of a woman giving birth, but ut was my laziness. moment so i dont take any sice about her belly or her hips, what happened next Its funny, a baby of 5 kg, stucked un her own mom, a broked arm, asfixia and brain damage... That laziness moment give us another retard for this world

Sorry my bad english

Are we all riding the snek?

When I was 9 my 16yo babysitter would make me lick her pussy and if i didnt she would tell my parents I was bad and I would get in trouble. after the first few times i was ok with doing it, usually did it in the shower.

>>677926370
hey man it's ok. be happy. start small, start by smiling more.
i'm no professional, it's just advice i took, and i'm still here.

>>677931130
I forgot to mention that I am married.

>>677931383
I'm in the best friend zone, she talks to other guys and she tells me when she's talking to other guys, but occasionally she will spend the night at my place ans we'll share the bed, she just sleeps in a big shirt, no panties or bra, sooo I'm pretty sure she knows I have a thing for her, but she continues to flirt with other men and she tries to build a relationship with other men but still sleeps at my house practical naked

17 m. I've masterbated thinking about all of my close female friends multiple times

>>677931843
I'll try.

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ive sucked this girls toes for a whole night

>>677931499
>perfect woman
the only thing better than a woman willing to eat cum is one who WANTS to eat cum. The more cum, and the longer it's been in her own pussy first, the better.

>shove my mom's toothbrush up my ass when she's being a bitch. feels great to brush my ass
>cheated on gf with ex gf when I was drunk, kinda sucked actually because my ex is a crazy cunt and stole my keys and wouldn't let me leave until I said I loved her. Not worth it
>Peed on my dog once
>spit mucus in my mom's coffee
>threw a used cum-tissue and it landed on one of my shoes, cum all over shoe, never cleaned it and still wear the shoes from time to time
>deliberately try to fart in people's faces on stairs and escalators
>Pee out my window practically every night because I'm too lazy to walk downstairs to the bathroom
>Enjoy puking up coffee
>fucked my friend's sister in his bed, wonder if he slept in my cum

>>677931784
Doctors have better English than that shit GTFO

>>677931909
and some of them have probably masturbated to you.

>>677931918
please do, friend.

>>677918665
Go to rock festivals, free tips every where.

>>677931902
So youre just afraid of being rejected and having the whole thing end if you addressed it?

>>677921234
Wait we are going to glaze over the fact that this mother fucker put his cum on his dad's O2 tank?

When I was in elementary school I put a stone in a teachers coffee mug when I was on recces

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>>677918386
I killed a friend last year.

We'd been friends for years. Then we had had a nasty fight over the phone, he called me a bad friend, and I hung up on him, telling him not to talk to me again until he had his head on straight.

A year and a half later I got some email from him saying that his wife had left him and taken the kids, that he was homeless and living out of his car, and that he wanted to drive down and see me, and maybe crash with me for a while. I was dealing with some issues in my own life at the time and decided I didn't want to add his problems to my own, so I ignored the email. He sent me two more pieces of email, which I deleted unread.

Then he killed himself.

I can never make this right. I can't fix it, I can't go back in time and tell myself not to be such a selfish prick. He was right, I *was* a bad friend. He came to me in crisis and I turned my back on him. I am a terrible human being. I might as well have put a gun to his head and pulled the trigger. And nothing I can do will ever make it right. I'll have to wear this around my neck for the rest of my life.

I really do like her but her background scares the shit out of me.

i masturbated with my dick on my anus when i was a pre teen and a early teen

I'm 32 this year and haven't had sex in 5 years...I've gone from being a closet Alpha to omega as fuck!

I'm 29 and a guy and I occasionally take baths still.

>>677932427
>I'll have to wear this around my neck for the rest of my life.
bawwwwwwwww.png

>>677932565

I'm 31 and still take baths.

Baths are awesome for relaxing in. Showers are for cleaning in.

>>677930704
I remember this girl

Pretty sure I like dogs more than people.

>>677932031
not sure about that

As a very young boy I used to suck my cousin's deck and he sucked mine. I fap thinking about it

>>677932724
Yeah, I know, killing a dude is no big deal for you hard-core middle schoolers with dysfunctional limbic brains, but some of us actually experience guilt.

>>677932748
>too poor to own a hot tub
hahahahahahaha

>>677932877
what kind of deck? pokemans? mtg?

I've never had an orgasm with any sexual partner or relationship that I've been in.

>>677932922

Knows nothing about me or my life...

nice one internet hard man, please don't hurt me.

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>>677932026
Really nigga?
>pic not related

>>677932877

All weather wood finish is delicious

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Two years ago I had my 13 year old sister take 4 peach zaxax. I told her that it was ibeprofen. I played with her tits and touched her clit once scarecrow would wake up then stoped. I wanted to put my dick in her moth and finger her but afraid she would wake up.

Thoughts?

>>677932748
i meditate in my shower.

like, same shit as a bath, but i sit down and let the shower hit me

>>677932814
who is she? anon, moar?

>>677933092
>13
>can see nipple
CPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCP!!!

>>677933217
he never claimed pic was related

>>677933092
Nigga, is that a 13yo tit? Somebody get the modz

>>677933312
shut up youre not helping me fap !

I masturbate to trap porn I wouldn't fuck a trap though had a few encounters where I could've but turned them down instantly. I also mastrubate to my best friend's wife

>>677932748
I stopped around 7ish and didn't start again until I got married because my wife thinks its "sexy" for some reason. Now I just do it when I have to bathe my kids because showering with them is a pain in the ass. I don't think its a very 'bad' secret but I know a lot of guys get flak for it.

i still pick my nose and eat the boogers. i especially love when it bleeds because it warms my nose, especially on a cold wintry morning. i'm 61.

>>677928511
Fucking Cuck

>>677933577
i just put my kids in the dishwasher. much easier

>>677924868
don't do it, dude if that's your only way to get laid. Rather work on all the deficiencies that you might have (looks, fitness, social skills, money, mental problems, etc.)

>>677933092
uh... mods?

>>677933897
exactly. like i said, not that desperate.
i would rather die a virgin knowing i'm a fuck-up, than lose what remaining dignity I have and pay for some cheap, filthy whore to touch my dick.

I will never suck a dick

I am married but I really want to suck my friend

im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister

>>677926734
Sometimes I literally think Satan is commenting on these threads. You suck.

>>677933152
and waste more water then a small village in the process
you just have to be Californian

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>>677933217#>>677933354#>>677933926#

Wow yall really think I would post my sister on her. Acpesaly with all of you freaks on her. Yall are fucked up.

>>677929332

nice tell us more please

I think twitter and Snapchat are cancer

>>677918386
I masturbate sometimes when I sleepover at a friends house when they are sleeping... Even if they are in the same room

In 6th grade, after school I saw my friend slip and crack his head. I told no-one he was there, and left the school grounds. School was closed the day after.

>>677927099
Try to transfer your major. How about engineering? Have a word with a college counsellor - universities are used to students making the wrong initial choices

My brother killed himself after his girlfriend left him after 2 years.. Everybody told me before he killed himself that he was being immature but what I didn't know was that she left him for some older guy after knowing the guy for a month my secret is that I knew he was gonna do it but thought he was bluffing...

i only smoke cigs so i could get cancer

>>677934858
>I knew he was gonna do it
>But i thought he was bluffing
>knew
>bluff
wow 10/10

>>677934904
do you have access to a gun? why don't you just shoot yourself?

>>677934646

daily user of both tho

>>677934976
he's still dead and I'm just a fag who went along with everyone...

>>677935007
Because if he got cancer he would get 200+ fame.

>>677935007
no, hlp me

I fuck my cousin even though she has bf :D and yes she's awake

>>677935067
>uses other sites other than 4chan
Get the fuck out

>>677935151
i'd gladly kill you if i was sure i'd get away with it

I regularly masturbate and then use my microscope to watch my children die.

I poach endangered animals. Makes me feel awesome being one of the few people this century to kill this species.

>>677935077
you're fucking autistic

>>677918665
Same buddy

>>677935323
Mass Spermicide*

I consistently shit my pants until I was like 12

One of my secrets are how I got these dubs

>>677935355
you're 32 and creep on little kids too? kill yourself.

>>677935347
Still, it would be a great way to die.

>>677935418
You failed.

I like to poke holes in my condoms and fuck bitches from 3rd world countries.

>>677935433
I meant never seeing the opposite sex naked.

I'm a retarded sissy fag boy who wants to be a fashion designer. I'll never get laid because of my autism so I listen to Kanye West music and try to convince myself I'm superior to everyone else. I look like Elliot Rodger.

>>677929277
Yeah fuck that

>>677935591
you can't take it back now, pedofag

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>>677928523