>>677906564
SAS or else you're gay.

ayyo join the ruthless assassins branch

You can do both OP.

>>677906564
I'm the Devil's Advocate so I'd say join the military. Become a shit for brain fucking goon that does somebody else's job and collect shit wages until you die.

>>677906722
I think I could meet the requirments but how the fuck do you get in the sas? Don't you have to be in the army first?

>>677906722
this

What kind of retard with a choice would join the military? Unless you're some kind of sociopath that wants to kill people you'd just be throwing your life away.

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only join the military if you have no issues with authority or being told what to do.

if you do join, be sure to learn some kind of trade you can utilize when you get out

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>>677906564
I joined the Marines. didn't regret it. Marines are ass kicking motherfuckers & they'll teach you to do a lot with very little.

>>677907081
Well thats not true, my uncle joined the Jordanian army at a young age, worked his way up, went into jordanian special forces, stopped drug lords and shit, now he's a brigadier

The Division.

>>677907395
If you live in Jordan you've already failed at life.

>>677906564
Uni for what though, if you're gonna major in philosophy then i'd say go for the army.

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>>677906564
>>677907365
Royal Marines b/ro. You can do it.

>>677907642
I live in the uk friend, but can you please elaborate on your point? I know wages are low in jordan but its far from the worst.

>>677907725
Mechanical engineering, i dunno what I want to do tbh, I just really want to get the fuck out of the uk

>>677907897
Let me rephrase that. If you live anywhere in the middle east you've already lost at life.

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>>677908280
Pic related

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>>677906564
Wow dude, that's fucking cool I envy you.

>>677906914
I'm sure that, just like the US military, there are deployment and rank requirement. Most of all, don't be a pussy.

>>677908461
I actually agree with you, fuck that shit. THREADS OVER. FUCK THE MILITARY.

>>677907293
Underrated comment. This is the best advice here if you want to have a future. No one gives a flying fuck about who you were in the military. No skill, no job. Simple as that


Join the air force

>>677907081
>Not realizing there's non-combat jobs available in the military.

>Not realizing the military will literally set you for life.

>Not realizing you can join at 18 and retire with a full pension at 38 years old.

>Being a fucking moron.

If you have literally no direction in life then join the military and serve the required amount of time, and if you don't like it get out. It's not a big deal, honestly. Everyone acts like you join the military and day 2 you're killing babies. No. Day 2 you'll be sweeping rain off the sidewalk with a dust broom.

>>677908855
>Not realizing there's non-combat jobs available in the military.
Non-combat doesn't mean you won't get sent to a warzone.
>Not realizing the military will literally set you for life.
Tell that to the potatoes that ran over an ied.
>Not realizing you can join at 18 and retire with a full pension at 38 years old.
And that shitty pension still isn't enough to live on.
>Being a fucking moron.
I think you got that covered already.

>>677908855
>not realizing alot of vetrans come back homeless and drug addicted

>not realizing fucking PTSD

>>677907365
>Marines were ass kicking
>Fixed

Sad but true. If you join any US military you are gonna face way lot unnecesary bullshit.

>>677909673
I guarantee you've never served. I guarantee you have no idea what you're talking about. Its fucking peacetime military. Non-combat MOS's do go to "warzones," but never leave the FOB. You can be a pencil-pushing bitch and literally never deploy. I've seen hundreds of cases of guys doing 20 years and never going anywhere. You're one of those faggots who thinks that you sign up and immediately go to Iraqastan. Educate yourself, cunt.

>>677910366
Refer your bitch ass self to >>677910404

>>677906812
You're a fountain of disappointment kill yourself

Don't do it OP. If you don't die you won't come back normal. And military health care is notorious for blaming mental illness on the soldier.

Love yourself.

Fuck bitches, get money, don't die, don't go insane.

>>677907081
I'm going to give you step by step instructions on how to shoot yourself. Now follow each step closely so you make mommy and daddy proud

>>677910404
No shit I've never been in the military. Why the fuck would I sign my life away to the government to be a cog for the shitty pay they offer? And we haven't been at peace in over a decade retard.

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>>677910852
Lead by example faggot.

>>677906564
OK, look. What you're about to do is make a huge fucking choice. I'm not sure how the Brits work with the military or if its the same as the U.S. but look into either of your choices and don't be a fucking hardcharger. OK? If you are wanting to do the military I suggest the Royal Marines. I served with them in Afghanistan and they were some bad motherfuckers. You just have to be ready to put in the work bud

>>677911191
Nah m80. I like to see the youth try to do something for once instead of complain because words hurt them

>>677910831
Not everyone in the military even deploys. And I personally know a lot that did that are perfectly normal

>>677909216
Its sad because its true

>>677907754
This guy gets it. Royal Marines FTW. I'm American too FWIW. Both US and Brit armies are sissies.

>>677911051
Hey dumbass, name me a single place where the military is deployed right now... You can't. The only people who say "sign my life away" are people who don't know what the fuck they're talking about. You have no fucking argument. You could literally join the military RIGHT NOW, do 20 years, never deploy, and retire without having ever left the United States. The only difference between enlisting and civilian life is you have to wear a uniform to work every day. You're a dumbass fucking cunt with no life experience, and that's why you like to talk shit about the military who are protecting your bitch ass on the internet. Eat a dick.

>>677906722
If you're thinking about the SAS before even signing up you're gonna be in for a rude shock my man. Start small, do your time THEN think about what is required to join one of the most elite military branches on the planet. If you think you walk around everyday at a fitness level capable of making the requirements you're fucking kidding yourself.

>>677911965
Yeaaaaa, I'm actually a MarSoc vet. Sooo, thanks for the input hahaha.

>>677912336
Really? Whats the MARSOC MOS again? And didn't they change their name?

>>677911895
You're right, we totally don't have people in Iraq and Afghanistan right now, nor have we had anyone there for the past decade. And with all the shit going down with ISIS we certainly won't be sending more people there any time soon. Silly me.

>>677912615
There's different ones considering which schools you've been to, and if you're an officer. They recently changed their name to "Raiders," which is fucking awesome. I was in when they still called themselves the Marine Special Operations Advisor Group.

>>677912657
Large unit deployments, dipshit. That's exactly what I mean by "you don't know what you're talking about." There's a handful of guys fighting ISIS, and they're largely special operations. We're talking about signing up for pencil-pushing jobs, not special ops. You have literally nothing to argue with and I suggest you stop talking. Fucking dipshit.

>>677911895
We just sent 2000 Marines to Iraq...

>>677912871
This nigga gets it.

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Trying to join the Canadian army, hopefully either the Infantry or Armoured trades.

Thinking of joining the reserves, any advice as to why or why not?

>>677912871
Sweet. Had a good friend in MARSOC. Team 8222

>>677913118
There's roughly 10,000 people deployed in Afghanistan alone. You are literally retarded which makes you the perfect candidate for the military.

>>677912336
My comment was for the OP so my apologies there. Now youre either lying about your service or you're a moron bc there is no VET on the planet that would compare Marsoc to the SAS. They're playing in a different ball game. As a vet you should know that....

>>677913190
...And? Do you realize how few 2,000 is when you consider how much support personnel it takes for a small unit to be doing the fighting? For the third fucking time, educate yourself, cunt.

Join if u are not talented in the smarts. If u join, try to join the marines

>>677913576
Yea, I think you need to do some reading.

>>677913610
Haha when the fuck did I compare the two units? I didn't. At all. I literally never even mentioned the two units together.

Do you enjoy being told what to do?

Because they will teach you when to shit and how much toilet paper to use.

>>677913740
http://time.com/4075458/afghanistan-drawdown-obama-troops/

Read up faggot.

>>677913623
Well, I hope I know. I was in Iraq. And from the words of Marcus Luttrell (SEAL) With 300 Marines you could take back Iraq and get rid of ISIS

>>677906564
no. just spend the next 4 years punching yourself and cleaning your bathroom / bedroom everyday instead. it will save you a lot of strife.

>>677914076
Oh yea, a Time article, you've obviously done your research.

>>677913918
"I'm a marsoc vet so thanks for the input" on a comment regarding the SAS. Implying being in one gave you knowledge of the other. Anyways, not here to fight with you on it. I fucked up and was meant to reply to OP.

>>677914759
Do you think MarSoc and the SAS don't work together on a daily basis... I mean, come on.

>>677914640
It's just one random article from Google. There's literally hundreds if not thousands more. I know independent thinking is frowned upon in the military but you should give it a try and look it up for yourself faggot.

>>677914151
Hahaha. Gee, some guy who's been to Iraq and thinks that means he knows everything about global climate and operational tempo, haven't seen a million of you guys before. You thinking that's a realistic statement is hilarious.

>>677913425
What battalion was that? I've been out for a few year and can't remember.

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>>677910404
Yeah sure, the enlist to "not go to war", what do you thing about they sending you to Irak or some shit-hole you'll never coming back?, this is why neckbeards rustle my jimmyes they're this stupid all the time.

>>677915214
You don't know what you don't know. And obviously you don't know. I bet you were in the Army too.

>>677915507
It was a MARSOC unit. Ever hear of Dagger 22? Thats them

>>677915525
Well YOU can't even string a sentence together, so I'm definitely not listening to anything you have to say.

>>677915271
I'm saying I know what it takes you failed abortion. Apparently unlike you. Let me guess you live off mountain dew and doritos in your moms basement?

>>677915746
Yea, 8222 sounds really familiar. I know they were up to some shit around the time I got out. What's your buddy's last name, if you don't mind me asking.

>>677915875
Do you even listen to anything in first place?, get back and play some more CoD faggot.

>>677915961
HAHAHA, you know what it takes for WHAT???

>>677916025
No problem brother, its Golembesky, Michael Golembesky

>>677916108
Dude, nobody has any idea what you're talking about. Shut the fuck up.

>>677915662
I've never been in the military retard.

>>677915168
I'm sure they do work together. I'm not bagging them dude. Relax.

>>677906914
In New Zealand you can apply as a citizen but for the most part I'm guessing it would be easier to all ready be in the forces

>>677916112
What it takes to supply 2000 Marines. Stay on track of the conversation

>>677916168
Ah, I'm not familiar with the name. Either way, good on him. Is he still in?

>>677916206
You've made that painfully obvious, trust me.

>>677916296
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

>>677916329
No, he sadly is no longer in. He left after an Op in Bala Murghab

>Join Marines at 17
>get deployed at 19
>Afghanistan sucks killed 2 sand niggers
>get out
>come home
>everyone thinks I'm a sociopath
>7/10 would probably not do again

>>677916195
Nor does anyone else has any idea about your stupid idea, why ask in first place on /b/?, now suck it faggot!

>>677916542
I wish him the best.

>>677906914
You get selected out of the army

>>677916438
Good. I'd hate to be mistaken for one of bottom feeders that sign up.

>>677916653
I didn't ask shit, you fucking idiot. I'm the only one in this thread that has any experience in the subject haha. Silence yourself.

>>677916716
Same brother, He's told me some crazy stories about that op

>>677916831
Because you have no balls and you're uneducated. I revert back to my original statement: you can enlist and never deploy, retire at 38 years old, and morons like you will still try to say the military is only for retards.