wait 5 min then cut her hair off

>>677905983
start pulling the hair off, 1 by 1

>>677905983
Covertly sniff and touch my self

>>677905983
ejaculate on

>>677905983
Holler, "Oi! Ya avin a giggle, mate? Ya avin a laugh? I swear on me mum..."

Ur hair is infront of my fuxking screeen you stupid fuckkng nigger whore till fucking kill you and youre fuxking friends and family cunt

Sniff glorious hair.

Lick it if no one is around.

Beat dick onto.

Idk.

"'scuse me, can you not put your hair over the back of the seat?"
"Oh my God, I'm sorry! It's a habit and I wasn't paying attention!"
"No problem. Thanks."

Easy. You act like a normal fucking human.

>>677905983
Say "Do you mind moving your hair? Thanks"
Before she can respond yank her hair.

>>677905983
Flip it 180 right into her face

>>677906318
This.

>>677905983
>take a picture
>post it on /b/

Start braiding it

>>677906846
And hold in for dear life, while screaming "Allaaaaahu akbar!" over and over again.

I swaer to god, I'd pull it

>you piss me off
>I piss you off

Pull on it. Insist she blow me as reparations.

>>677906788
except we arnt normal

far from it

post dick

>>677906360
>im 14

>Go to the bathroom
>Rub one out into my hand
>Come back to seat and conveniently soak her hair with my seed.

feelsgoodman.jpg

>>677907113
saying you're not normal is something only normal people do

>>677906788
The faggot way

cut it off anon

>>677906788
Nice dubs let's see that dick.

>>677907165
I know you are. Like 99% of /b/

>>677907213
›reeeeeee

>>677906788
This

Pull ger hair lkke in that webm where the girl enyoed it.

>>677905983
>"I like your hair"
>"Hey thanks!" mfw she's an 8/10 qt

>>677907335
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>677907185

Kek

Light it!

Seriously
I don't have enough balls to tell her to move her hair

>>677907165
>puts age on 4chan do you want to be banned?

>>677905983
Braid it.

>>677906788
That used to work before the human race mutated into a pack of homicidal tards. Now her boyfriend crushes your skull in response.

>>677906889
trips tells me what to do with the hair

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try to say something but chicken out because shes probably too cute to even want to talk to me anyways

Tape it to my tray table and set my drink on it. When she stands up, her hair lifts the tray table and spills my drink all over my lap. Tell her that her hair has caused me to wet my pants and run to the bathroom with tears in my eyes. She follows me but the tape is still stuck to her hair and she gets whiplash and falls to the floor.
Checkmate.

>>677907765
Dude nobody is gonna start shit on an airplane anymore

>>677907765
No. That doesn't happen in real life. Go outside.

>>677907584
>>677906788
>>677906889
Stop being realistic, its not funny

>>677906788
where i grew up we learned to play along

>>677907932
Thats a nice dose of autism, not too over the top.

>>677907765
>Boyfriend gets angry and wants to fight
>Gets thrown off plane
>Problem fixes itself

I see nothing wrong here

>>677908088
Sure, maybe I exaggerated, but it's a fact - anything you say that's perceived as criticism is met with hostility back, no matter how in the wrong the person is.

>>677908192
liar

>>677908102
On the contrary, surrealism wouldn't exist without realism, and sometimes reality can be even more humorous.
Yin and yang. All is one and one is all.

An hero you whiny faggot.

Cut it off and when she turns around act like a sassy gay guy and be like girl I did you a favor

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>>677906318

>>677908459
Touche

easy, kidnap the plane, post on facebook why you did it, people will understand

>>677908459
>Tips fedora

when i got a drink, probably coke, id just dip her hair in it til its soaked, if it stays there till the end of the flight itll probably dry and be sticky AS FUCK

>>677906788
took a top comment right from the reddit thread

good job, you have reached maximum faggot levels

>>677908459
Killurself

>>677908420
That's ok if they want to be hostile. They're just making things worse for themselves. Most people don't actually respond with hostility, though. Normal people are pretty nice unless you live in Romania.

You just simply move her hair out the way and quit being an autistic fag.

>>677908747
>going on reddit and knowing this
you are a close second friend

>>677906788
Normie fag

>>677908481
You wasted your time posting this.

Instead of anything else a human being could be doing with their time, you posted this.

>>677906152
you're on a plane wtf are you gonna cut her hair off with?

you would have to buy something like a can then break the can and fashion scissors... way to much effort... infect i would get a can and pour it on her hair saying "oh fuck i am so sorry i knocked my can over and your hair was there"

she will apologize to you and wont do it again

>>677909415
They make non-metal scissors.

>>677908747
Look aspie, this is the way people talk to each other in real life. Conflict usually lasts seconds, and doesn't require you to plan all your moves in advance like it does in anime.
You can talk to people, and ask then to do things for you in a polite way, and most people will have no qualm with returning your politeness.

>>677909445

part 2?

>>677909445
oh yess

>>677905983
I would braid it

Crash the plane in the glorious name of Allah

>>677909677
"Why were you trying to sneak ceramic scissors on the aircraft?"
"just in case I needed to cut a girl's hair..."

>>677907598
mods are sleep faggot

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>>677909445
ftw

>>677907165
One time I posted "I am 12 what is this" and got banned for underage. No joke...

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>>677909894

>>677910386
Lmao, that face. Half Asians are the worst.

>>677910340
You probably got banned for saying it wrong, stupid.

>>677907932
this post should be made aware of

>>677910386
I love you anon

>>677910386

toppest kek

>>677910386
kek

>>677905983
Obvious choice is to start tying square knots

>>677910821
Apparently you autistic fags lack any social skills and can't even fucking say "Please will you move your hair it's in my way" and instead chop it off. Please, go to your special schools and leave highschool alone for normal people.

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>>677910386
YES

>>677905983
lean forward
whisper in her ear
if you dont keep your skanky greasy fucking hair on your side of the seat, i will hang you by the hair from the overhead compartment, and use you for a punching bag

>>677911301
this

>>677910386
lmao is there a oart 3?

>>677905983
just bellow out, excuse me, are you serious? she'll probs say oh I'm sorry, and I'll say, What were you thinking? honestly? is it seriously possible for you to not have thought that through? seriously?

I'd just make her feel stupid as fuck.

>>677908790
...what happened to you in Romania?

ask her to move it, if she doesn't right away, strangle her with it

>>677911180
Underage b& pls go

>>677911301
This, anon, is why you don't have a girlfriend.

>>677911389
reverse image search, newfag

>>677905983
That fucking weirdo pulled her hair off the top of the seat and spread it around like that just so she could take a photo and get more likes on her instagram. It's a ruse!

>>677911389
heres the whole thing
http://imgur.com/gallery/AbdwG

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>>677906788
Fuckin normie

>>677911502
Never been. Romanians are awful, awful people, though.

Sneeze wettly on her hair. She'll get the idea.

>>677906788
the true physical rendition of normal fag

>>677912023
You're thinking of gypsies.

>>677910386
damn, shes p cute, you fucked up, now youll never get that pussy

>>677911900
checked
i do have a gf tho, shes very respectful about having her skankiness in other peoples way

>>677905983
Start braiding the hair. It looks like an invitation to me.

>>677906870
a 180 would be the hair standing straight up.
a 270 would be more appropriate

>>677909445
How illegal is it to cut someone's hair without their permission? It's not technically assault is it?

>>677912221
I'm glad we have 4Chan so you guys don't leave your basement and stay out if society.

>>677905983
This

>>677905983
what does it matter? im going to fly the plane into a building anyway...

>>677910386
fucking kek

>>677910386
i came, twice

>>677911389
Part 3 is a hair doll.

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>>677912612
I mean this

activate anal explosive after shouting sandnigger chant

>>677905983
Chew it off, save for later when I'm hungry.

>>677910386
ITS JUSS A PRANK BRO

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>>677906233

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>>677912529
i'm glad you're a faggot and won't have kids that will come here in 12 years and sass me about not going outside.

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>>677912284
thats my fetish

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>>677905983
I would just cuck off and say nothing like the pussy faggot that I am.

>>677905983
Feel grateful to have a female so close to me and being able to caress her hair softly without her noticing it and smelling her shampoo.

>>677913436
Does cuck even mean anything now?

>>677905983
flip it back over the seat the first time.
second time, ask stewardess for some super glue.

>>677906788
Dubs is correct.

I wouldn't give a shit because only old people ask for headsets and was in flight movies.
-PS Vita
-3DS
-Phone.

Easy 5 hours.

>>677905983
Smell it maybe ingest some and use the rest to tickle my balls.

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Chat her up
Maybe join the mile high club

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>>677909445
>>677910386
Anon is based god.

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>>677914720
Agreed.
Except for the ps vita part.
That's indignant.

>>677905983
>Wait a really long time to work up the courage to say something, then realise that it's too late to say anything because she'll realise that her hair was there the whole time and you didn't say anything and she'll wonder why not.