>>677904088
What are you? Gay?

>>677904267
no faggot, are you?

>>677904088
Yes

bumping for ass sniffing

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I'd eat that shit like a strawberry sundae

>>677904088
Even lick this one

>>677904684
have you ever smelled a girl's butt?

>>677904088
stupid question. i would also stick my tounge and my dick inside it.

>>677904684
>>677904892
>>677904897
>>677904918
Fuck people, girls are not star dust fairies. There ass smells of shit. After a long day and lots of sweating her ass reeks through her clothes sometimes, as do yours. Just because she's a girl doesn't mean her ass doesn't reek.
When you're in the mood to stick your dick in her the smells don't bother you as much. But there could still be a yuck factor there. if she eats chips, fries or fast food often she'll sometime suffer anal leakage.
if you're into licking her ass, use a damp cloth and some soap and wipe her ass first.

>>677904088
yes indeed

>>677905504
calmn down breh, I only sniff and eat ass when her ass is still clean

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>>677905504
But it's okay cause it's a girl.

>>677905504
We all know you want to sniff the ass.

>>677906168
moar

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>>677905504
>if she eats chips, fries or fast food often she'll sometime suffer anal leakage

>>677906045
When your girl has the flu, and she's on the couch watching tv. She's wearing that thick blanket to hold the farts in. When you have a flu you tend to be gaseous. So she's there under that couch, shitting her draws, and she's hoping like hell you keep your distance. But freak her out by lifting up the covers and sniffing deeply.She'll go absolutely ape shit.
Then you get married and she after getting used to you, would just sit on the couch, bloated, in her underwear and farts whenever she fancies.
When you're just boyfriend girlfriend though, it's a magical time.

>>677904088
I would eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from

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>>677906341
Hey man, if you haven't seen Heidi on here then i feel bad for you.

Who can smell a girls ass and not try to bury their tongue as deep as possible, you guys are pussies.

>>677906282
>>677906168
of course. But i'm married, so no.

>>677906492
Your ass leaks oils when your diet has too much oil in it, like fried foods or fast foods, or just chips. potato chips.

men and women suffer what's known as reek butt. your butt sweat mixes with the oils that leaks out of your ass. it creates a nasty aroma.

As I said, when you're into fucking it's not an issue, but it can be.

>>677906816
burying your tongue into someone's shitter's not a great prospect.

Before some virgin or vanilla bitch talks some shit, I have licked ass before, including very dirty ass and enjoyed every second, honestly when it's too clean it tastes like licking your fingers after you just scrubbed them thoroughly. It's better when they have some flavor.

>>677906816
I agree bro I tongue fucked my gfs asshole last night till she shot girl juice all over my nose and mustache.

ITT: People that have never interacted with the opposite sex and people that think assholes smell like rose petals in the sun.

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>>677907136
>It's better when they have some flavor.

>>677907032
It's not like I parade that shit around like it's part of my career, but I will like some dirty ass and I'm married and in an open marriage so I taste of lot of clean and dirty ass. They all taste fine to me, both male and female.

>>677907136
>hepatitis.

who hasn't tasted ogre ass, anon? But usually accidentally while eating and almost never intentionally. When you're face to face with a shitter, you're not that into eating that shit, i'll tell you what.

if it´s clean i'd be obliged

>>677905504
Thats logic nerd

>>677905504
How about shemale ass?

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>>677907307
Lol I agree most of the newfags who are in high school are in this thread, but I've been here since 2007 and if I'm drunk enough I wanna get to scat level and if I'm not drunk I still want to lick ass. I have managed to push my wife into pissing in my mouth but scat level sex is hard to push onto someone.

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>>677904088
Yeah baby. Bring that ass over here so I can sniff it.

>>677907705
Id bury my nose in that shit pipe while I suck on those feminine testicles

>>677907032
>men and women suffer what's known as reek butt

science never ceases to amaze me

>>677907798
I've always wanted to seal my asshole and shit in a woman's vagina and then suck it back out with my mouth

>>677907445
>both MALE and female.

FUCK!

I had no idea, my deepest, most humblest, apologies.
You are probably scarred having eaten a dude's ass.

Sir, you are probably damaged for life.

>>677907640
I'm only saying that an ass has shits and farts. Fuck if i'm going to willingly taste my wife's farts. She drank some cheap wine one time that gave her an egg fart and belch. Fucking amazingly bad that was. You wouldn't want to be any where near that ass when egg farts came outta there.

>>677907656
there's no such thing. It's a fucking dude, there is no, SHEmale.

If you're into that type of thing, so be it.

>>677907798
I honestly did not need to know the second half of that fucking post you disgusting, depraved sack of shit. Thanks for sharing though. Hope the marriage lasts until you die of some infection.

>>677905504
Shit doesn't taste as bad as it smells.
It's quite bitter and a tad sour but the texture is unique, a bit like really sticky peanut butter.

>>677907705
lady balls are best balls.

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>>677908060
>you wouldnt want to be any where near that ass when egg farts come outta there

I do.

>>677907918
When she has the flu, she's most gaseous. so maybe you'd want to look out for those times.

>>677908293
Wow. Never had the urge. Never had ever a thought about it, until now and even with that being said, Will never ever try to put one down or taste one. But thanks for telling me that though.

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>>677908324
I love how vinegary they smell and taste

>>677906597
is your name kelly collins?

>>677904088
why would you not?

>>677908405
fucking no you wouldn't. Fucking egg farts are simply the worse. Egg belches are bad but egg farts, wow.

>>677904088
without hesitation

>>677907820
Maybe next year, son

>>677904088
If I have not orgasmed within the past 15 minutes, yes

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>>677904088
No. That's where poop comes from. Also check these.

>>677908606
Would swallow both of them until I choke.

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I want to make out with a cute girl's butt like it was my girlfriend! I want to take a cute girl's butt on a date!

>>677908710
My fetish is for farts that make you gag, the ones that are like hot garbage that almost seem to thicken the air.

>>677909120
THATS A MAN YOU FAGGOT
THE SACK IS PEEKING OUT OF THE CUTE PANTIES

>>677909120
Asian farts and shits would be bad due to all the seafood they insist on eating. Give me KFC/greasy white turds anyday.

>>677909143
Then you sir, are a hero, I couldn't do that. A smelly vagina I could deal with. No seriously, I can deal with a smelly vagina. But an egg fart's another kind of monster entirely.

>>677909449
>>677909242

Perfect for you two, as WHITE MEN ARE THE BIGGEST SUPPORTERS AND CONTRIBUTORS OF FAGGOTRY. KILL YOURSELVES, REDNECKS!

>>677907136
>It's better when they have some flavor.
omg my sides

>>677907032
your wife don't wipe her ass or something? you are too sour on the subject anon

>>677904267
Yeh

>>677907445
>open marriage
tell me more

>>677909497
>that. A smelly vagina I could deal with. No seriously, I can deal with a smelly vagina.

Truly spoken like somebody who has never been with a slut with a nasty smelling puss. I ate a girl out once and as soon as she left I puked my guts out. That smell will haunt me forever.

Sniff one? Shit I've licked them kid.

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Tell me you wouldn't stick your tongue in this you pussies

>>677907479
>who hasn't tasted ogre ass, anon?
fuck, I can't stop laughing

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>>677908786
Who are you calling son, holmes?

>>677907798
wew lad, your hardcore

>>677910188
Those little hairs look like pinworms

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>>677909242
IT DOES NOT MATTER IF SOMEONE HAS BALLS. I WILL STILL EAT THEIR BUTT IF THEY ARE CUTE
JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE HUNG UP ON BALLS DOESN'T MEAN THAT I HAVE TO BE!
>>677909449
I DO NOT LIKE FARTS AND SHITS! I LIKE BUTTS FOR HOW THEY LOOK!

>>677907875
>feminine testicles

>>677909922
A person can wipe their ass all they like because liquids are constantly going to leak out your ass through the day. It doesn't matter how much you've wiped it. Stuff leaks out, especially butt oil.

>>677910105
Well happily I have never put my tongue or cock anywhere near a reeking vagina the likes of which you've tasted. Wife has off days, but nothing that bad though. Wasn't a player before I met my wife. We dated, she said I had to marry her before i got to fuck her, being a shut in I wanted her so we married, years later here we are. Yes she was my first and remains my only.

>>677908060
>egg farts came outta there
oh sweet baby jesus, this is too much

>>677910188
Nope. Leaks nasty vagoo juice and probably smells like period blood. A man's asshole on the other hand taste like a salty musk. Absolutely invigorating.

>>677910192
It happens all the time. You're eating pussy and your tongue accidentally goes down to far, then you start salivating hoping to get rid of the bit of shit taste that got on your tongue.

>>677910568
me too... i would lick that ass... and fuck that man ass. fuck this

>>677908324
<_< lady balls?

>>677908405
KEK

>>677908606
>how vinegary they smell
ewwwww, you disgusting pile of shit

>>677909761
Nigger

>>677911373
Don't be angry because someone gives a decent statement of how vinegary balls are.

>>677908710
oh boy, your wife's ass sure is smelly

>>677911373
Fucking faggot. Not appreciating a true woman's sack. Fuck off back to your PMS blood stained crotch slits.

>>677909497
I can't stand a smelly vagina

>>677911714
Tob keek!

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>>677910888
you've never had the pleasure of meeting egg gas, have you?

>>677910959
Porn's lying to you. Porn's not real man, so dont allow it to define who you are. eating a guy's ass is the worse thing imaginable. Dude, stay off the porn, find a girl, marry her, and put your dick in her as often as you wan to. But don't become shemale animal because you may regret it all.

>>677911591
Point is everyone's ass reeks. Assholes are for shits and farts, man. Not sex and play.

>>677911871
never smelled a vagina that stink. thankfully.

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>>677904088

Would I? The question is have I, and the answer is a resounding yes. I've buried my face in many an ass.

>>677905504
^ clearly a phaggot

>>677904088
That's gay unless she has a dick

>>677910953
dude, tell your girl to wipe her ass before sex

>>677909939
Well Kakkokrabbypatty we only have like 50 more episodes til Namek explodes

>>677912498
These days it's kinda infrequent and when it happens i don't bother her with 'wipe your ass first why don't you.'.

>>677912226
Ass is the best Bison bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWizDna1XO4