If you had the ability to combine two creatures, with the goal of producing the most evil animal in the world, what would you combine?
I think my idea is hard to beat: Cockroach + wasp.
>>677895674
Mosquito + Goose
Mantis shrimp and a platypus
wew + lad
Spiders with bees
id say human plus a hawk or a rhino plus a whale. shit would be lit
HOLY SHIT BEARLLIGATOR!!!
wasp + box jellyfish
Trump + Hitler
mosquitos and elephants.
Something the size of a car, that's everywhere, and sucks your blood.
>>677895674
japanese hornet and ferret
Cat + cat.
>>677896147
tritler
Hrump?
bluewale+frogs
Reddit + Tumblr
>>677895674
blue whale and honey badger
GG no re son
Japanese hornet and huntsman spider
Possum + elephant
>>677895674
Child + porn
>>677895674
Shark+black mamba
>>677896171
So like this, except bigger?
This picture is fake btw.
>>677896246
Himp
>>677896421
japanese hornet and moose
Nigger + Spic
beef with pussy
>>677895674
silverback gorilla + baleen whale
a weaboo with the ability to reproduce at a rate like rats.
moot + hiro
>>677896480
Komodo dragon and blue whale
You either get a whale sized killed lizard or a tiny pet-sized whale. It's a win-win
>>677896147
i think OP means combine two different kinds of animal
I have combined the DNA of all the evil animals to create the most evil creature of all!
Woman + Republican
Piranhas + feminists.
>>677895674
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-682
Lamprey and an Anaconda
>>677896532
I'm thinking "Hitrump". Or maybe "Hitlerump".
codiac bears with human hands
>>677896728
Colossal fagot (OP)?
>>677896480
So a poisonous fish that actively chases you? I would nope right out of the water.
>>677896838
this thing
the illustrious human, and the magnificent gorilla to create a man with dark skin to hide in the night, but enough intelligence to want to fuck white women
A human and a killer whale. Pic of how this could be achieved. Man has sex with whale
>>677895674
Blue whale+great white shark
Can you even into ocean anymore?
LEGO + ANT
Hippo and a cuttlefish. A devious lumbering beast with pointless aggression and the ability to camouflage itself and mesmerize its prey.
>>677895674
Klara Pölz and Alois Hitler
>>677896147
same thing different generation
>>677896171
That sort of creature wouldn't be everywhere. At that size it would be too competitive for a large population to get food.
Black + feminist, shit would be kill
my dick+anaconda
Soccer ball + basketball
>>677895873
Mantis always gets my vote
giant squid and tapeworm
think about it
>>677896845
Trumpler
>>677895674
Pig + Cow
>i call it diabetus
>>677896147
hitler did nothing wrong
>>677895674
gecko+pirrahna
>>677897188
sacketball
soccket
>>677896949
It would still easy krill
>>677896850
Kodiak?
>>677895674
pidgeon + elephant
>>677895674
Feminist+Vegan
>>677897233
so....tentacle porn
>>677897146
Cram it nerd.
>phytoplankton + T-rex
>>677896246
>>677896532
Tritler
>>677897245
I'm liking Trumpler.
>>677896949
aka megalodon
grizzly bear and cheetos
>>677895674
OP + The AIDS virus.
Oops too late.
Octopus+Velociraptor
>>677897341
Oh, would it? Thanks for letting us know what this hypothetical hybrid's diet would consist of.
>>677895674
Rat - Termites. The ultimate pest that would just ruin people's homes.
Preying mantis +human
porcupine + anaconda
>>677895674
Bot fly + pidgeon
> t-rex + sloth
> t-rex now has super long, scythe like arms
> good thing its lazy as shit
>>677897289
He did plenty wrong. If he didn't, he'd probably still be here, or at least cryogenically frozen to be resurrected at some point
Leech + golliath bird eating spider
>>677897577
That doesnt make sense
>>677896913
>>677896838
FUCK that
>>677896742
so pretty much you'd have a regular dragon
>>677897463
I like the way you think
>>677896906
Sea Snakes exist
>>677897479
Megalodon + killer bee
>SHARKNADO 4: WE F*CKED UP NOW!
>>677897289
tbh kys fam :^)
>>677897689
brazilian wandering spider and japanese hornet
>>677897261
No, you call it American
>>677897774
Instead of fire it just has very bad breath.
Spiders and Koalas
Spider because deceptively unharmful usually
Koalas because deceptively assholes
Seriously, if they piss on you, they give you chlamydia.
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>>677897577
I'm confused. Dubs never lie but this is just contradictory
>>677897875
Chimps + chimpshit
>>677897875
>topical
hows the street moslems?
>>677897448
D'awww, I would go to a park to feed these things grass anyday.
>>677897963
Not if we step our game up to combining 3 creatures.
Throw one of those assholes that spit venom in the mix and we essentially have a dragon
Skane + bird
>>677897607
Already did it
>>677895674
Horses+any hunting carnivore. Imagine a fucking wolf with the size, strength and speed of a fucking horse.
Patient zero of Aids and a cute puppy who bleed a lot.
>>677898210
the majestic lemon, and cleansing fire
>>677898261
eh, bears by themselves are more intimidating
Dingo + Crocodile
Fox and Snek
>>677897607
Giving me mantis men flashbacks.
>>677895674
Niggers and Mexicans, obviously.
>>677898402
ripper roo
i miss crash bash
Dogmeat + legendary mother deathclaw
shrek and faarquad
>>677898265
aids and influenza
>>677898261
Some wolves are already pretty close, you're essentially wasting your evil in order to slightly pimp something common.
Why not wolf + common house fly
Give it like the cool black shine and the ability to be everywhere, everything else stay wolf
>>677896752
baity8
This dog and anything else!!!
>>677898602
the common cold, and explosive diarrhea
Cockroach + mosquito
Electric eel + water buffalo.
Send a spark through the methane in its stomach and you have a fire breather
>>677898052
Nah, I'm american, lad. Just confirming what I know
>>677898793
cock and pussy
>>677895964
Spiders + Hornets
>>677898763
That made me kek hard for some reason.
>>677898808
ah, a retard as well
do you plan to live the dream life in japan with people "who get it"?
>>677898837
My nigga
Armadillo + cat
>>677898837
>>677898966
Samefag + embarrassing virgins
>>677898802
I like you, guy.
>>677899113
okay
>>677898619
>horses
>Some wolves are already pretty close
found the retarded
Gorilla + Human= petrol sniffin abbos
bane and cia
Pylon and woman
>>677899004
That would be an amazing pet, not evil at all.
blue whale + human = feminist
>>677899417
Cats are evil
Shark and wasp. Combined in such a way that it can fly or swim and is sized so that it's large enough to tear humans apart, as well as deliver a sting capable of killing.
Abraham Lincoln and Adolf Hitler
>>677897830
Foreskin chopper detected
>>677896595
>>677898528
Nigger and sand nigger
>>677899662
Rick? Is that you?
>>677896913
A dick + leech
>>677899776
Oh, we all gon die
Silver back Gorilla
Elephant
the best choice, the only choice
>>677896800
>>677896811
>>677896919
>>677897174
>>677897451
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>>677899421
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>>677899776
Wow you guys are so edgy and hilarious!!!! I wish I could be that cool!!!!
Animals only, faggots.
>>677899662
kek'd
Good looks, Rick
>>677895873
Imagine all of the colors it would see!
>>677899962
this guy and aids
human + any other animal
because furries are evil
Dolphin + Horse
Fast moving rape beast with 18 inches of dick
wolverine and mayfly
high reproduction rate
attacks everything it comes in contact with
>>677899962
Y u mad tho?
Howler monkey + spider
Fast little bitches that can spin webs
T-rex and feminist.
>>677900097
>Fast moving rape beast with 18 inches of prehensile dick
fixed that for ya
Scorpion + elephant = pls no
>>677900394
Would the stinger be on the trunk or on the tail?
aligator plus snake
>>677897639
Ew gross, that's really good
>>677898402
yoooooooooo CTR 4eva!!!
>>677900537
Why not have two?
But in all honesty, I'm thinking the tail.
>>677895775
Underrated post
>>677900384
then mix it with a cat so it has 18 inches of prehensile barbed dick
then a flea so it has 18 inches of prehensile barbed dick that it just shoves inwhere ever, hole or no hole
>>677900883
This one gets my vote.
A great white shark and an iguana.
>>677899962
>Implying humans aren't animals
This guy and the worse case of genital warts
Me and Taylor swift
>>677896906
SNAKES ARE VENOMOUS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT TROGLODYTE
POISON IS INGESTED
VENOM IS INJECTED
>>677901639
fine
a fugu puffer fish and a black mamba
are you fucking happy now?
now we have poisonous venomous fish-snakes
and it is all because you had to be a dick about the difference between venomous and poisonous
>>677895674
Monkey+Bird because it can fly and it can throw shit
>>677902214
throw shit with what?
>>677901566
Nice dubs, but shit idea
>>677895674
That would be fucking terrifying to see in the wild hah
>>677902435
O shit your right, quick someone add arms to that picture
>>677902151
Maybe if you autistic normalfags took time to actually educate yourselves on the subject, you wouldn't get your ass chewed out.
>>677902586
I gotchu
I would combine gorillas with alligators
Anons I present the armored ape
>>677901320
lmao, why?
>>677903413
thx /b/ro
>>677896520
oh goodness!
thanks thought it was real and got scared!!! XD
>>677895674
Animals aren't evil.
OP is a faggot.
Human and Human
DAMNNN ADDICTEDDDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E65ILcALcQE
>>677903413
>A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep armed monkey birds, shall not be infringed.
>>677903413
this wins
Me + dubs
>>677904034
kekekekekekekkekekek
Africanized Honey Bee + Mosquito
one mosquito is bad enough but imagine a hoard of /angry/ mosquitoes attaching themselves to your body and sucking out your blood with the intention to kill
this is honestly the coolest creature ever #op
cheetah and snake
>>677904034
>>677895674
I wouldn't create one I'd just resurrect this
>>677873083
Horny duck + horse
>>677903453
The superior race!
>>677896940
Im guessing it didnt work when ur dad & mom tried it.
>>677905547
reptigger
>>677904721
Holy shit is that MouseRat?
>>677905846
Nah man it's called the "marsupial lion" google it.
Giant centipede + Nile crocodile
>>677896913
A LAMPRACONDA?
So it swallows you whole, but it has the lamprey teeth that go down all the way, shredding you while secreting bile to digest you alive. It takes you in feet first.
>>677904310
Anybody who has played Diablo 2 has seen the hoards of killer mosquitos.
>>677895894
my man
Baboonture. Baboon plus vulture.
>>677895674
Centipede with jumping spiders. Splash some chemical X in the stew, jimmy.
>>677906925
Jesus anon that's evil
>>677895894
/Thread
Roachitta. Roach plus Chita.
That fish that swims up your dick combined with a bullet ant
>>677895873
Underrated.
>>677900384
>>677895674
>>677895674
Living ocean Sponge + aggressive militant humans
Immortal...unstopable....they can breath under water and live on land and shorting them does nothing
>>677895674
Living ocean Sponge + aggressive militant humans
Immortal...unstopable....they can breath under water and live on land and shooting them does nothing
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>>677907553
How the fuck did this happen?
>>677899680
Cat duck is a cuck.
>>677895674
TRUMP AND MEXICANS
MASTA RACE
>>677907553
Ingenious idea
>>677907417
BASED ANON
A highly contagious virus and a grizzly bear. It's like the common cold except the only symptom is it mauls you to death
>>677907417
Dude wtf! Hahaha!
Cheetah+snail
ape + chimp
>>677902214
Regular birds already shit on me way more than monkeys ever did.
>>677896790
>not a single reply
git gud /b/
>>677895674
Cockroaches and rats.
>>677896790
Is that a reference to Futurama or family Guy
Blackwidow mosquito
spider + shark. Small land insect, with razor sharp teeth and go into a frenzy when they taste human blood. Hunt in packs, build nest traps, and have thousands of babies.
>>677895674
You guys are all fucking retarded. I win this thread with...
SPIDER + BLUE WHALE
>>677895674
heffalumps and woozles
>>677908553
LOLOL I C U
>>677908654
Futurama you dolt.
>>677895674
gorilla and elephant
not like, perfectly combined but like a centaur with the gorilla half on top and the elephant half on bottom
>>677895775
You're a monster.
>>677896913
fuck those ayy lookin shits are unsettling
Not evil but how happy is this bionic nigga right now
>>677908709
Sounds more like piranhas. Or sharks I guess. Whatever.
>>677896421
Winrar
Platypus + Giant Asian Hornet. You're welcome, faggots.
A flying beluga whale pidgeon
>>677909114
Omg that's the greatest idea ever
>>677905778
Well obviously it did work because he's alive and posting you dip shit
>>677909112
I like abnormal centaurs.
I'd go simple and say a mosquito and a black mamba. Tiny little flying aggressive, vampiric, deadly venemous creature in plague proportions. I think the human race would be eradicated pretty quickly tbh.
Baboon dolphin.
Closest thing you can get to a nigger
Thorny Devil+Grizzly Bear
>>677909617
Dolphins can swin
>>677909789
But they rape and make clicking noises
Grizzly+Silverback
mosquito + tapeworms
They'd fly around in swarms, and when they land on you, instead of biting and sucking, they'd burrow...
>>677908654
South Park
>god-in-swan-form and human woman
>>677909724
That would be the most badass animal ever. That's straight out of a sci-fi/fantasy story. All it needs is a scorpion's tail...
>>677909789
Niggers can too, you just see it often cause most of the time they're in water there's weight around their ancles.
>>677909943
If you made a grizzly bear and a silverback gorilla fight, which would win?
>>677895674
I'd give it an armadillo's body and the head of an owl. If I could combine a third animal I'd give it snail thing instead of legs.
I can't really do much, humans are already the most evil creatures in the world.
>>677909724
I saw that movie
Can't recall the name of it